Tark's Council of Thieves OOC discussion


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Female Human Cleric/4

Actually, Asmodia is the perfect woman. She f*cks on command and can summon a frosty brew from nothing right after. No need for a keg! :P

I don't think they have unions in Westcrown. Unless you count the Dottari...

Tark, can I roll my diplomacy to find out who I should talk to about breaking into the whoring business? Would solve Asmodia's homeless issue as well if she could get into a brothel, or should she just go roomies with her favorite half-elven calistrian?


Female Human Cleric 10 HP: 68/68 | AC 21/13/18 | Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +11 (+12 vs Charm/Compulsion)| Init: +3 | Perc: +9 | Channel 6/7 (5d6)

No problems with language her, if anything it's like Pirates of the Carribbean without the sweet Disney flavor


Female Gnome Druid 1

Edited my failed rigging climb post waiting on a Mr. Plugg response. :)


Male Orc Expert 5

Well if you can imagine pirates of the carribean with sex, drugs, and horrible horrible violence than yes that is a lot how I envision this game.

Sort of like how my council of thieves games have somehow turned into R rated versions of the Life of Brian.


Kess, I hope you don't mind if the goblin and gnome engage in some spiteful teasing of each other, at least at first. Until they come to a truce, I think it makes for a more fun dynamic.


Female Gnome Druid 1
Mugwort the Goblin wrote:
Kess, I hope you don't mind if the goblin and gnome engage in some spiteful teasing of each other, at least at first. Until they come to a truce, I think it makes for a more fun dynamic.

I don't mind at all, I launched the opening salvo. I expect it to get much worse too. ;)


Female Elf Rogue 2/Wizard(Air Elementalist) 3 (HP 33/33; AC 14(18 w/Mage Armor), FF 14, T 18)

The Goblin and The Gnome - sounds like a great name for a tavern.


Rat, probably
TarkXT wrote:
... Sort of like how my council of thieves games have somehow turned into R rated versions of the Life of Brian.

The gourd! Follow the sacred gourd!

Hey tark. Capt up in the Island ap.


Female Human Cleric/4
TarkXT wrote:


Sort of like how my council of thieves games have somehow turned into R rated versions of the Life of Brian.

Hey, Asmodia hasn't done full nudity yet.

Bloodless, get on that, STAT!!


Male Human Barbarian 5
Asmodia Crispin wrote:

Hey, Asmodia hasn't done full nudity yet.

Bloodless, get on that, STAT!!

Some of us have already had to make out with him, please don't make me endure more!


Female Human Cleric/4

I have no problem with Bejis getting naked, too. Let's see that kiss again, while we're at it!

*giggles*

I'm a terrible terrible person. And I should post something IC.


Female Elf Rogue 2/Wizard(Air Elementalist) 3 (HP 33/33; AC 14(18 w/Mage Armor), FF 14, T 18)

We still have an IC thread? I though we had just moved the campaign over here to enlighten the new pirates.


Male Orc Expert 5

I dont suppose anyone could point in the direction of some heavy metal remixes of the songs from the megaman games can they?


VC - Sydney, Australia

If Asmodia was on the Pirates game it would end up like the superb film 'Pirates' and its stellar sequel 'Pirates II Stagnettis Revenge'.

I'd sign up!


Female Human Cleric/4

HAHAHAHAHA!

Only if you would be the emo pirate, Shifty, would I agree to that.

You definitely can't have Evan Stone's spot. Coz then I'd have to picture the scrotadactyl.
And yes, I watched the director's commentary on the DVD for Space Nuts. Because I watch adult movies for Evan Stone acting like an idiot.


Rat, probably

Speaking of Pirates when are you going to rename this thread to "Tark's Hotel California" or some such?

The Exchange

Tark's Tavern.
Mr. Johnson buys and we run. You gotz a problem wit dat Chummer?


Male Orc Expert 5

As much as I would like to I'm afraid that atm it's impossible as it won't let me edit the name at this juncture.


Male Human (Varisian) Bard (Sea Singer) 2
Character Information:
[HP:3/17]; [Armor Class: 14 Touch: 12; Flat Footed: 12]; [BAB: +1; CMB: +3; CMD: 14]; [Saves: Fortitude: +1*; Reflex: +5* Will: +3* (*+4 bonus vs. air and water effects, or being knocked prone); [Initiative: +6]; [Perception: +5]
Skull & Shackles: Red Sky at Morning

Tark, anything for Randall to do? also, can Randall use his Sea-shanty Bardic performance to help others make their Con checks to resist fatigue, even though it's not technically a "saving throw".


male Human Rogue (Pirate) 1

Ah, s*+$e man! Aint no pirate worth his salt be askin for work to do! Stay low an find some rum, why dont ya.


Rorgrim found the rum honey hole!!!


(Male Mwangi Alchemist (Vivisectionist, Beastmorph) 2 AC 14/11/13 / HP 18/18 / F +5 R +4 W +3 / Init. +1 / Perc. +7)

@ Rorgrim: I am laughing here, Mumbat can't help but think thats still a womans job, I love this group.


F Stormborn sorceror(2), Halfling Female [AC 13, Current HP 2/10, F+1, R+2, W+5, Init +3,Perc+3]

As Lorn's personality fleshes out, I realize I could've picked a more appropriate trait. She'll just have to work the crew without it.

@Rorgrim, I reck'n Lorn will soon be your best friend or taking your place as FishGuts assistant in the kitchen real soon!


@mumbata Yeah...I lucked out so far on that one. I just saw a big fat dwarf with an apron cooking for everyone and I also wanted access to weapons (knives etc). Hopefully it will workout, but you never know. Sometimes what starts out as a blessing in an AP ends up being a curse. I'll probably be at the wrong end of a cat of nine tails soon. Btw, I love ur guy and his background. I'm banking on u being my flanking buddy!

@lorn hopefully we'll get u down for some rum soon! I may have to fight u for my job though ;P I can't wait to see ur sorcerer in action.

To all Besmara's Harpie's: let's get some teamwork going and get headed in the direction (not so near future, but hopefully someday) of taking this vessel over!!!


Male Orc Expert 5
Randall McNally wrote:
Tark, anything for Randall to do? also, can Randall use his Sea-shanty Bardic performance to help others make their Con checks to resist fatigue, even though it's not technically a "saving throw".

Did I miss you? Crap. Let me fix that. Can't leave people sitting on deck with so much slave lab- I mean honest work to do.


Female Elf Rogue 2/Wizard(Air Elementalist) 3 (HP 33/33; AC 14(18 w/Mage Armor), FF 14, T 18)
TarkXT wrote:
Randall McNally wrote:
Tark, anything for Randall to do? also, can Randall use his Sea-shanty Bardic performance to help others make their Con checks to resist fatigue, even though it's not technically a "saving throw".
Did I miss you? Crap. Let me fix that. Can't leave people sitting on deck with so much slave lab- I mean honest work to do.

You could always string him from the mast as an example of what happens to people who do not find work for themselves when accidentally forgotten.


(Male Mwangi Alchemist (Vivisectionist, Beastmorph) 2 AC 14/11/13 / HP 18/18 / F +5 R +4 W +3 / Init. +1 / Perc. +7)

@Rorgrim: No problem there, I'll be going feral route, so you can count on me by your side.


F Stormborn sorceror(2), Halfling Female [AC 13, Current HP 2/10, F+1, R+2, W+5, Init +3,Perc+3]

I can't help but notice that the other shangied NPCs are equal in number to the Fevered Swishswashers. This would truly be an evil conspiracy if we were pitted against (with?) each other in plain sight. It almost be easy: Same environemnt and NPCs. Naaaahhh. Tark isn't that conniving... Right?


Lorn Butterrum wrote:
I can't help but notice that the other shangied NPCs are equal in number to the Fevered Swishswashers. This would truly be an evil conspiracy if we were pitted against (with?) each other in plain sight. It almost be easy: Same environemnt and NPCs. Naaaahhh. Tark isn't that conniving... Right?

What are you talking about? I've already picked which one I would charge 1st if that went down. This dwarf ain't no dummy!!!


Male Human, dual talent Hedgewitch 3
Lorn Butterrum wrote:
I can't help but notice that the other shangied NPCs are equal in number to the Fevered Swishswashers. This would truly be an evil conspiracy if we were pitted against (with?) each other in plain sight. It almost be easy: Same environemnt and NPCs. Naaaahhh. Tark isn't that conniving... Right?

Replacement pc's. My money says we burn through the supply before the first plot event.

Sigh....Only Witches get Putrefy Food and Drink. Wizards can't have nice things.


Female Human Cleric 10 HP: 68/68 | AC 21/13/18 | Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +11 (+12 vs Charm/Compulsion)| Init: +3 | Perc: +9 | Channel 6/7 (5d6)

Time to make friends and influence people.


Male Orc Expert 7

Ack! I somehow managed to hit the ignore button by my name and now I cant see my posts. Any ideas on how to fix this?


Male Orc Expert 5

NVM I actually learned how to use the stupid script I used to even have the feature.


(Male Mwangi Alchemist (Vivisectionist, Beastmorph) 2 AC 14/11/13 / HP 18/18 / F +5 R +4 W +3 / Init. +1 / Perc. +7)

Glad someone can do it Rhialla, because it ain't going to be Mumbutu, that's not my strength,


Male Half-Elven Swashbuckler Lvl1 HP 9/9 INIT+4 AC 16 CMB+2 CMD+16 Rapier (+5 to Att) 1d6+2/18-20x2 Short Bow (+4 to Att) 1d6+2/x3 Saves: F+0 R+6 W+0
Lorn Butterrum wrote:
I can't help but notice that the other shangied NPCs are equal in number to the Fevered Swishswashers. This would truly be an evil conspiracy if we were pitted against (with?) each other in plain sight. It almost be easy: Same environemnt and NPCs. Naaaahhh. Tark isn't that conniving... Right?

Great ... we are on Survivor: Skull and Shackles.

For reward ... the rigging challenge ...

That's it I'm searching for the idol, or at least a stash of rum!


Sorry mate, the goblin ate the idol...


(Male Mwangi Alchemist (Vivisectionist, Beastmorph) 2 AC 14/11/13 / HP 18/18 / F +5 R +4 W +3 / Init. +1 / Perc. +7)

Mugwort I have been following your posts and I *love* your character. Can't wait to see what happens next.


Male Half-Elven Swashbuckler Lvl1 HP 9/9 INIT+4 AC 16 CMB+2 CMD+16 Rapier (+5 to Att) 1d6+2/18-20x2 Short Bow (+4 to Att) 1d6+2/x3 Saves: F+0 R+6 W+0
Mumbata of Bonuwat wrote:
Mugwort I have been following your posts and I *love* your character. Can't wait to see what happens next.

Between Mugwort and Riven I am cracking up and we have barely started - I keep re-reading their lines, they are hilarious.

In comparison my character comes off as some self-indulged emo kid.


Female Human Cleric/4

Every time I see Alistair Duphrane has posted in this thread I think of Mitch Hedberg and make myself sad.

"Duphrane, search party of six. You can eat when you have found the Harris's."

Sovereign Court

M Tiefling (Pit) Barb 5 HP:67/67, - AC: 18/T:12/FF:16 - Perception: +8(+10)(Dark Vision) F: +6/R: +3/W: +2 - CMB: +7 - CMD: 19, Speed: 40ft, Init: +4

I can't wait til we all have to turn Bear Grylls and drink our own urine!


Besmara's Harpies: I found a really good image for Rorgrim. Check it out.

Rorgrim Stormbeard


F Stormborn sorceror(2), Halfling Female [AC 13, Current HP 2/10, F+1, R+2, W+5, Init +3,Perc+3]

@Rorgrim, Very good imagery. I've got to find a visual for Lorn as her glowing personality becomes settled.

Now I am sorely tempted to peek and read Mugwort and Riven commentary. I'll wait a bit so not to meta anything.

I did find Lightning scar tissue that covers her body. Bit of a conversation starter or killer depending on how she uses it.


F Stormborn sorceror(2), Halfling Female [AC 13, Current HP 2/10, F+1, R+2, W+5, Init +3,Perc+3]

Ahh Minus the undead references, This is Lorn.


Lorn Butterrum wrote:
Ahh Minus the undead references, This is Lorn.

Nice!


Male Human, dual talent Hedgewitch 3

Tark. I have no intention of doing this anytime soon but can I use my bonded ring to cast a spell from either of my books even thought the books are not exactly in my possession?


Male Orc Expert 5

I am going to lean on the side of yes for now.


@mumbata-Your turn for a jackpot! Bravo brother!


Female Human Cleric 10 HP: 68/68 | AC 21/13/18 | Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +11 (+12 vs Charm/Compulsion)| Init: +3 | Perc: +9 | Channel 6/7 (5d6)

Very nice score there, good pictures, loving the visuals.

For anyone who hasn't looked at the profile, Rhialla

Sovereign Court

M Tiefling (Pit) Barb 5 HP:67/67, - AC: 18/T:12/FF:16 - Perception: +8(+10)(Dark Vision) F: +6/R: +3/W: +2 - CMB: +7 - CMD: 19, Speed: 40ft, Init: +4

Yeah I did up

Midshipman Cedrick Dragonne.


(Male Mwangi Alchemist (Vivisectionist, Beastmorph) 2 AC 14/11/13 / HP 18/18 / F +5 R +4 W +3 / Init. +1 / Perc. +7)

@Rorgrim: We all did, as soon as I can figure out a way to move that gear, i'll be spreading the wealth. As is me and Siera can fight unarmed thanks to feats, so thats a weapon for everyone. *shrug* besides Mumbata is terrible at social interaction so I'll leave that up to the others, while I try to scour as much booty as possible for us.

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