Nice. >tips hat<

Hey guys! Going on a work trip this week, i'll be on the forums, but using a iPhone. so my actions won't be as in depth as I would like. Should have full access to my computer by Friday.

Apologies to rebels group. My head has been in a hormone induced funk since Saturday. Will surface tomorrow morning sometime and do something... suitably chaotic.

I'll try to have proper updates on all my games sometime today or tommorrow at the latest.

Aye captain!
The slowdown works for me, still moving stuff daily to the new apartment. Just got a new 46" Sony LED PS3/Xbox 360 monitor (my better half tells me it's called a "TV", meh, what do women know of such things!) ;)
Got three rooms of brand new furniture, Uhaul for Sunday, etc.

When one's significant other has just been the recipient of a few discreet packages and slinks into the room using words like "want" one does not linger over books, pdf's, and keyboards while maintaining a happy and occasionally sticky relationship.

As a result the rest of the games will get updated sometime late in the morning if events do not unfold as to encompass the entire day.

No joy, Tark. Not allowed.

*drums fingers on table*

Where is that Cuban aunt when we need her!

Bravo!

Ahhh. Time to put those implanted microchips into use. Its all about control and the illusion of free willy.

It's the beard!!! Fear the beard people!!

I get a very Coast to Coast AM vibe in the latest updates for the rebels group.

Gobbos, gobbos everywhere! And ghosts, man, and lizard men taking over that radio tower over there off the interstate!

Going away for the week so I won't be able to post.

Apologies to the harpies group for what must feel like a lousy update. I sat down to get it doen with and my eyes kept rolling into the back of my head as I realized I left you at a really bad point for me to come back on. and not make certain notes on things myself like where you explored already.

No prob! We will get this back rolling!!

No prob! We will get this back rolling!!

Nothing personal, but as you all are on ships, are you sure that you want things to be "rolling".

Where did all the harpies go?

For that matter we have a couple of swashbucklers missing too. One I suspect has disappeared completely.

Still here! I have been wondering the same Tark!

Here, and about to be violently ill in the stewpot.

yes give the wizard double rum, this is a goooooood idea.

I'm here! Do I get a free sneak action for being around? :)

Still here. I will be headed to Gen Con Thurs-Sun so I will be fairly light on the posts during that time, being that I'll be gaming 18 hours a day.

Fort Save: 1d20 ⇒ 9

Uggh, I hope I fair better than that, though I know after some years I feel like a 9.

I'm here. Checking 4-5x a day.

I be pacing the yard in swellin seas, it is.

I hope the Harpies are still here. I need an audience to fully appreciate my whipping! Ah. Dear Dice Gen, you provide such glorious failures.

So far for the Harpies, I know that myself, Lorn and Rorgrim have been actively checking. Haven't seen alot of Rhialla or Siera.

So far for the Harpies, I know that myself, Lorn and Rorgrim have been actively checking. Haven't seen alot of Rhialla or Siera.

I don't even get an honorable mention? Ouch!

Of course, considering my abysmal posting rate thus far, and my work trip, not too surprised.

On the Gencon topic though, I will be leaving for it tomorrow morning, so probably won't be able to post much while gone.

Sorry Syl! =/

I'm here had no internet today. I'll be here rest of the week though.

Mugwort see wizard dancing in kitchens, wearing robes over head and yelling about 'his little wizard being magical.' Mugwort confused and disgusted...

Oh ho ho ho! Now dats damn hilarious, it is.

Thanks Mugwort for giving me the biggest laugh today, great imagery.

We aims to please. I needed a laugh after dealing with a Very Annoying Person today.

Also, Alistair, every time I see your alias I start hearing Morgan Freeman talking about Andy Dufresne crawling through a river of sh!t and coming out clean on the other side.

That was the intent - thanks - the idea of the character is modeled after Andy, despite him looking like Cage. Later I realized I spelled his name wrong, oh well.

We need a Mwangi guy named Red now...

"Oh' Whys' he got to be Mwangi?"

Reporting for duty!

One of these days I'm going to introduce some of you to Exalted. It'd probably be either an Alchemical game or a dragonblooded game set in the space opera alternate universe.

Back!
Light at the end of the tunnel. Finished moving to the new apartment. Lots of unpacking this week but things are settling down.

Back from the con and should be able to resume a normal posting rate again. Heading there now in fact.

it be way too quiet on the Wormwood, it is.

Shhh - you might wake the sleeping Tark.

”Aye lads, we be adrift in the doldrums and there's barely a breeze"

If you're adrift in the doldrums... there is only one thing for it.

Go to youtube... search for muppets + cabin fever... watch and enjoy.

I'll have further updates asap. Been busy. Trying to punch out a 60 plus page book that's overdue (writing a setting about a an extraplanar city ruled by dragons) and prepping for Dragon Con where I will spend some time whoring myself by running games for NeoExodus and attending a friends panels. There is a chance of ingesting barely legal narcotics when he's around.

Niiiice.

Somehow your work still sounds like fun. If you'd rather develop policies for Dodd-Frank driven CFTC reporting and disclosure requirements for derivative transactions we could arrange a swap. Somehow I need to break into the biz.

Speaking of jobs I ment to tell you the irony of this campaign, is that I was actually on a ship during the first couple weeks of the campaign. There was even a few times I swabbed a deck and checked a bilge or two!

Even more jealous now.

Talk to me, Mumbata. You in the service or in a maritime employment? I've spent a wee bit of time around such nautical stuff.

Wait... awh... that would be awesome, really. Tark DMing when he's high. Calesinica will suddenly be able to sucker punch Asmodia in the mouth for 1d3+8d6 damage for sneak attack and improved vital strike, and never have to roll an attack, just like with Thesing.

Bring. It. On.

I dont think it was the mouth he went for, and I dont think it was a sneak either!

I meant Calesinica's infamous no roll groin shot to thesing.