paizo.com Recent Posts in Corrupt the Wishpaizo.com Recent Posts in Corrupt the Wish2017-07-07T20:54:12Z2017-07-07T20:54:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishDedrick, The Professor (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#40002022-02-06T11:13:25Z2022-02-06T11:13:25Z<p>•Uses a teleportation device on Sliska Zafir.•</p>
<p>Behold! A <i>desert</i> so good, your brain is overloaded (or is that just the heat?).</p>
<p>I wish to dream of genie!</p>*Uses a teleportation device on Sliska Zafir.*
Behold! A desert so good, your brain is overloaded (or is that just the heat?).
I wish to dream of genie!Dedrick, The Professor (alias of Jurassic Bard)2022-02-06T11:13:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishSliska Zafirhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39992021-08-22T01:54:14Z2021-08-22T01:54:14Z<p>It's actually only loyal to the English language, and particularly to apostrophes. It has come from the future to strike your post down, and thus correct the future course of this thread.</p>
<p>I wish for a dessert so good, the pleasure center of my brain will go on overload.</p>It's actually only loyal to the English language, and particularly to apostrophes. It has come from the future to strike your post down, and thus correct the future course of this thread.
I wish for a dessert so good, the pleasure center of my brain will go on overload.Sliska Zafir2021-08-22T01:54:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishCount Reiner Heydrich (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39982021-08-17T23:53:49Z2021-08-17T23:53:20Z<p>Granted! You are no longer the being of great depravity that you once were.</p>
<p>It's an unpleasant experience for you, which delights the rest of us!</p>
<p>Now, I wish for the most dangerous robot in existence and that it's loyal only to me!</p>Granted! You are no longer the being of great depravity that you once were.
It's an unpleasant experience for you, which delights the rest of us!
Now, I wish for the most dangerous robot in existence and that it's loyal only to me!Count Reiner Heydrich (alias of Jurassic Bard)2021-08-17T23:53:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishGoatToucherhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39972021-08-17T22:44:35Z2021-08-17T22:44:35Z<p>It is delicious, but collapses under it's own weight, killing all inside.</p>
<p>I wish something delightfully unpleasant would happen.</p>It is delicious, but collapses under it's own weight, killing all inside.
I wish something delightfully unpleasant would happen.GoatToucher2021-08-17T22:44:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishAlayernhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39962021-08-17T15:59:32Z2021-08-17T15:59:32Z<p>Granted. It's unprovable because its a major spoiler for the final epoch.</p>
<p>I wish for a candy bar.</p>Granted. It's unprovable because its a major spoiler for the final epoch.
I wish for a candy bar.Alayern2021-08-17T15:59:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishSliska Zafirhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39952021-06-25T19:41:33Z2021-06-25T19:41:33Z<p>The cheese for this last cake in existence comes from fiendish calves, kept in shrunken pens, milked by annis hags who impart their own special additions to it, the ingredients unknown to most, unimaginable by others and undoubtedly infernally corrupted in their own right. Enjoy!</p>
<p>I wish for knowing why the existence of God is unprovable.</p>The cheese for this last cake in existence comes from fiendish calves, kept in shrunken pens, milked by annis hags who impart their own special additions to it, the ingredients unknown to most, unimaginable by others and undoubtedly infernally corrupted in their own right. Enjoy!
I wish for knowing why the existence of God is unprovable.Sliska Zafir2021-06-25T19:41:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wishryan_georgehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39942021-06-16T15:10:19Z2021-06-16T15:10:19Z<p>The human race was destroyed and peace finally came.</p>
<p>I want one piece of cheesecake.</p>The human race was destroyed and peace finally came.
I want one piece of cheesecake.ryan_george2021-06-16T15:10:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishSliska Zafirhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39932021-06-05T04:20:04Z2021-06-05T04:20:04Z<p>Taking the drunken dare, you find yourself in the only place where your power can't save you - Doctor Entropy's Want-Removing Torture Chamber Featuring Ugly Succubi Desire Killers. You'll never be the same.</p>
<p>I wish for world peace.</p>Taking the drunken dare, you find yourself in the only place where your power can't save you - Doctor Entropy's Want-Removing Torture Chamber Featuring Ugly Succubi Desire Killers. You'll never be the same.
I wish for world peace.Sliska Zafir2021-06-05T04:20:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishNorthern Dreamerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39922021-05-26T19:52:19Z2021-05-26T19:52:19Z<p>Granted! The laughing gas they gave you during the procedure made you so relaxed that you didn't notice the tusks they replaced your teeth with until you were walking out. </p>
<p>I wish for the ability to teleport anywhere I want.</p>Granted! The laughing gas they gave you during the procedure made you so relaxed that you didn't notice the tusks they replaced your teeth with until you were walking out.
I wish for the ability to teleport anywhere I want.Northern Dreamer2021-05-26T19:52:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishFish-Malkovich (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39912021-05-26T13:01:16Z2021-05-26T13:01:16Z<p>No problem!</p>
<p>You can now order a full pint of ice cream on tap, at your local pub. It just won't be cold though.</p>
<p>I wish to receive dangerous and painful dental surgery!</p>No problem!
You can now order a full pint of ice cream on tap, at your local pub. It just won't be cold though.
I wish to receive dangerous and painful dental surgery!Fish-Malkovich (alias of Jurassic Bard)2021-05-26T13:01:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishRock Lord (alias of CanisDirus)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39902021-05-26T05:50:09Z2021-05-26T05:50:09Z<p>Granted, but you are now unable to leave it, and will starve.</p>
<p>I wish more flavors of ice cream came in pint-sized containers rather than the super large-sizes.</p>Granted, but you are now unable to leave it, and will starve.
I wish more flavors of ice cream came in pint-sized containers rather than the super large-sizes.Rock Lord (alias of CanisDirus)2021-05-26T05:50:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39892020-02-03T20:08:56Z2020-02-03T20:08:56Z<p>Granted, but you don't pass the height requirement.</p>
<p>I wish I was home in bed.</p>Granted, but you don't pass the height requirement.
I wish I was home in bed.Charles Scholz2020-02-03T20:08:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishJTDVhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39882020-02-02T01:42:30Z2020-02-02T01:42:30Z<p>Granted! You now have as much time as you need take. Unfortunately, the only vacation destination that will be available to you from now until you die is your nearest funeral home. Lovely flowers, though.</p>
<p>I wish we could drive bumper-cars to work.</p>Granted! You now have as much time as you need take. Unfortunately, the only vacation destination that will be available to you from now until you die is your nearest funeral home. Lovely flowers, though.
I wish we could drive bumper-cars to work.JTDV2020-02-02T01:42:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39872019-11-05T22:25:33Z2019-11-05T22:25:33Z<p>Granted, but they don't like your body odor.</p>
<p>I wish I had time to take a vacation.</p>Granted, but they don't like your body odor.
I wish I had time to take a vacation.Charles Scholz2019-11-05T22:25:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishSliska Zafirhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39862019-10-22T04:23:19Z2019-10-22T04:22:28Z<p>Now that you've done it to yourself, you are no longer interested in it. You might say you wish you didn't wish it.</p>
<p>I wish for more Starfinder players to live near me.</p>Now that you've done it to yourself, you are no longer interested in it. You might say you wish you didn't wish it.
I wish for more Starfinder players to live near me.Sliska Zafir2019-10-22T04:22:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishGoatToucherhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39852019-08-26T13:31:39Z2019-08-26T13:31:39Z<p>Granted. You no sleep sixteen hours a day, but the extra eight are filled with soul wrenching nightmares, and you attain no rest from them. Your eight waking hours are filled with the dread of what is to come when sleep takes you.</p>
<p>I wish for something interesting to do.</p>Granted. You no sleep sixteen hours a day, but the extra eight are filled with soul wrenching nightmares, and you attain no rest from them. Your eight waking hours are filled with the dread of what is to come when sleep takes you.
I wish for something interesting to do.GoatToucher2019-08-26T13:31:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39842019-08-23T20:08:12Z2019-08-23T20:08:12Z<p>Granted, but you forfeited your soul to the evil forum gods.</p>
<p>I wish for an extra 8 hours of sleep a night.</p>Granted, but you forfeited your soul to the evil forum gods.
I wish for an extra 8 hours of sleep a night.Charles Scholz2019-08-23T20:08:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishManji-Kuuhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39832019-08-22T16:01:11Z2019-08-22T16:01:11Z<p>Granted, but it is always Friday between paychecks.</p>
<p>I wish this forum to be active again.</p>Granted, but it is always Friday between paychecks.
I wish this forum to be active again.Manji-Kuu2019-08-22T16:01:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishTim Statlerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39822018-02-05T02:58:29Z2018-02-05T02:58:29Z<p>Granted. But after proper medication the hallucination fades.</p>
<p>I wish that every day was Friday.</p>Granted. But after proper medication the hallucination fades.
I wish that every day was Friday.Tim Statler2018-02-05T02:58:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishTerrinamhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39812018-01-27T16:41:43Z2018-01-27T16:41:43Z<p>Granted! Freezing is now moved to be thirty degrees colder, and it's now one degree above freezing.</p>
<p>I wish for a tandem-riding dwarf who throws space rocks to visit this thread.</p>Granted! Freezing is now moved to be thirty degrees colder, and it's now one degree above freezing.
I wish for a tandem-riding dwarf who throws space rocks to visit this thread.Terrinam2018-01-27T16:41:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishTim Statlerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39802018-01-17T12:23:44Z2018-01-17T12:23:44Z<p>Granted. He hands you a pink slip. He is still mean to you, but is no longer your boss.</p>
<p>I wish it was above freezing.</p>Granted. He hands you a pink slip. He is still mean to you, but is no longer your boss.
I wish it was above freezing.Tim Statler2018-01-17T12:23:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39792018-01-12T03:07:47Z2018-01-12T03:07:47Z<p>Granted. The Goblin Monkeys live there. You are one of the monsters down on the surface that eat any that fall to Earth.</p>
<p>I wish my boss was not so mean to me.</p>Granted. The Goblin Monkeys live there. You are one of the monsters down on the surface that eat any that fall to Earth.
I wish my boss was not so mean to me.Goth Guru2018-01-12T03:07:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishJTDVhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39782018-01-11T15:02:30Z2018-01-11T15:02:30Z<p>Uh, granted! You are now subject to immorality. Bad things happen to you. Very bad things. And no justice anywhere in the land!</p>
<p>I wish that I lived in a world of floating land masses with rope bridges and slides connecting them and such.</p>Uh, granted! You are now subject to immorality. Bad things happen to you. Very bad things. And no justice anywhere in the land!
I wish that I lived in a world of floating land masses with rope bridges and slides connecting them and such.JTDV2018-01-11T15:02:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishTim Statlerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39772018-01-04T03:45:56Z2018-01-04T03:45:56Z<p>Granted. If they ever find any they will now praise it.</p>
<p>I wish for immorality.</p>Granted. If they ever find any they will now praise it.
I wish for immorality.Tim Statler2018-01-04T03:45:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishIron Federation Drone (alias of Razzocnor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=80?Corrupt-the-Wish#39762018-01-04T00:35:23Z2018-01-04T00:35:23Z<p>Granted. It breaks up, breaks apart, and falls to pieces. But it never breaks down.</p>
<p>This unit wishes people didn't take well-engineered infrastructure for granted.</p>Granted. It breaks up, breaks apart, and falls to pieces. But it never breaks down.
This unit wishes people didn't take well-engineered infrastructure for granted.Iron Federation Drone (alias of Razzocnor)2018-01-04T00:35:23Z