Granted, but they don't get it.
I wish i had solar panels installed on my balcony, free of charge and in working condition.
+1 to that.
However, she's italian and a dance choreographer as well.
Fiery temper & a perfectionist, you've done 1 thing she disapproved and since then you can't get into good grace anymore.
I wish redheads weren't a dying type (redhead genes are supposedly extinct in 100-200 years).
Granted! I have produced a red headed son!
I wish for whole lot more trying to produce more redhead kids (but less producing).
Granted. I have produced three myself, and I tried -way- more than three times (the redhead extinction thing is a myth, BTW).
I wish that my children will one day rule this feeble ball of mud hurtling through space in a thousand year reign of darkness, and that they and their minions slay many a hopeful hero to maintain it, preferably in hilariously ironic ways, or -right- before they succeed in overturning the unending Season of Evil.
Granted! Now it's a movie about necrophilia!
I wish it really was all sunshine and roses.
Granted! Congrats on becoming a rose!
I wish Brandon Sanderson's books came out faster (and were still just as good).
Granted. We are now tracking you with our book cannon. Be ready
I wish that this wish is incorruptible!
Granted. We'll also be dividing your house by zero at no extra cost.
I wish for a cockatrice fight ring.
Granted! That'll be fift... crap, he's dead. Well now who's going to pay for these?
I wish that people could just accept each other for who they are.
Granted! Oh, wait, that was the girl scout delivery list wasn't it? Darn. I guess we'll just have to give our dislike list some thin mints.
I wish for someone else to come up with my wish for me.
Granted, but your reign lasted a mere minute.
I wish for Moby Dick to sink a japanese whalor.
NEWS, BREAKING NEWS:
A man nicknamed Moby Dick has blown up a Japanese harbour to stop whaling. The Japanese are now hunting for the man and the person who paid him to do this.
END NEWS
Moby is now demanding payment for services rendered.
I wish that I had admin powers on this site.
Granted. You are given complete control over your own posts.
I wish for something wonderful to happen: right here, right now.
Gladly, a devil from the 5th circle strips GoatToucher of all the horrible ointments and other weird products, leaving Golarion a safer place.
I wish Sarenrae would take a day off, no divine powers to her followers. Ample opportunity for the forces of evil to make a move.
Granted. You remember nothing whatsoever, and revert to your natural, mindless, slow, brain eating state.
I wish I had all my horrible ointments and weird products back.
Granted! Experience the horror for the first time all over again! Oops
Granted! I'm not sure this needs much more corrupting.
I wish I could see the future (literally or metaphorically).
In the future there will be wish corruption.
I wish that Ulfen Death Squads mind wipe gets reversed.
Their brains already rotten, there was little to wipe or reversed.
I wish the Sahara has plenty of oasisses.
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Granted! The Sahara is now overrun with sissies inexplicably named Oa.
I wish for more free time.
Granted. Along with an addiction to Meth. Which you now have plenty of spare time to use.
I wish for more milk.
Granted! Let us know how squirrel milk tastes
I wish I knew why my 5 year likes to drum on everything.
Granted! You understand it all now. The need to drum... it calls.
I wish for reverse immortality (I can only be killed by natural causes).
Granted. You get killed by a tree falling on you, naturally. On a side note, squirrel milk was tasty. Kinda tasted like almond milk.
I wish the weather would make up it's mind.
Granted! Unfortunately, unable to support it, it's mind plunges through the atmosphere to splatter across the pavement in front of you.
I want to be able to wear a blanket and not have people think I'm weird.
Granted, you suffer from a severe cold for the rest of your life.
I wish someone would craft Alick into a piece of jewelry.
Granted. However, the jewelry in question is a cursed intelligent item that lets me take over the wearers body.
I wish for peaceful contact and relations with an alien species.
Granted, though the "contact" is not what you expected and the "relations" are not what you are used to.
I wish for land, lots of land, and the starry skies above.
Granted. The land is an irradiated mess inhospitable to human life, but it's all yours.
I wish I had a set of invisible telekinetic arms.
Granted! I'm sure we delivered them some time. Don't know where they went though.
I wish for more cool, rainy days spent relaxing indoors.
Granted. You are now a door in the arctic. Snow is technically rain.
I wish that the next poster would just cluck like a chicken.
Cluck cluck, bok bok bok bok cluck
I wish the hills were alive with LARP
Granted! A pack of them have begun to follow you around yelling magic missile to no avail.
I wish I could game more often
Granted, but you just lost the game.
I wish I could travel the galaxy.
Ohh, but you already do. They just role-play poor roleplaying.
I wish that I could cast spells like a 20th level sorcerer.
Granted, but you fail at every spell.
I wish there was a module made about a castle, siege of the undead and a strange book.
Granted. However, it also involves nazis, large vats of lard, a dozen horny succubi, and a major plot point involving keeping jarjar binks alive.
I wish the last poster is also the next poster.
Granted, but he removed his post by the time i posted this.
I wish those nazis Alick mentioned, burned as well by the lost Arc.
Granted, but it only gave them a rug burn.
I wish for a dromite avatar
Granted. Your avatar is now identical to a dromite that was turned into a gem.
I wish that wishes were fishes.
Granted, but someone mixed the salt container with the cyanide container
, so... Eat at your own risk.
I wish for lego(or similar construction sets) made for designing and running dungeons, complete with figurines for characters and monsters.
Granted! They're called Lego's and they now own your soul.
I wish my hobbies were cheaper.