Granted! Electricity is now free in the little tiny space your body happened to occupy when you made the wish, but the free electricity is both weak and its flow is intermittent, making it useless for most appliances.
I wish for the next person to post a wish in this forum on this thread gets their wish granted exactly as they intended it.
Granted!
I wish for someone to grossly misinterpret the most simple of request and twist it into something comical.
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Granted!
I wish for someone to grossly misinterpret the most simple of request and twist it into something comical.
So here's my response: your wish will be granted, by someone further down this thread, but not by me.
I wish to have exactly ten times as many of every item, stock, and currency I possess.
Granted! It's rambling and confusing though and only your best friends get the inside joke.
I wish I could win the internet....just once.
Granted! You win the internet, the moment before it is shut down by the NSA.
I wish rust monsters existed in China.
Granted, but they are the government, so no fantastic mythical things for you.
I wish for the human race to stop fcking up nature.
Granted! There is no more nature and the environment is regulated by technology.
I wish the continuity of the Dresden Files were real.
Granted but you exist as a second generation virtual doctor for the start ship enterprise.
I wish Robin Hood Men in Tights were a broad way production.
Granted, but they decided they'd change the location of its first performance to be the in The Ahoy theater stadium in Rotterdam, The Netherlands.
I wish the ACG had more new archetypes for the core classes.
Granted, but the end result is a book so large it makes the entire contents of the Library of Congress look like Cliff's Notes and rendering the book so expensive nobody can afford it.
I wish my August shipment from Paizo was already in my possession.
Granted! But the spirit of Paizo has possessed you and you are not creating game content 24/7.
I wish I could make a successful return to Friday Night Magic.
Granted, but it is now attended solely by 10 year old kids who keep wining and nagging.
I wish i could disintigrate people at will, without limits.
Granted, Now you can disintegrate imaginary people at will, without limits.
I wish I could find a Iron Gods Adventure Path group to role play in.
Granted, you find a re-recruitment, but you didn't make the selection.
I wish i could bend time and space to my will, so i'd become all powerful.
Granted you can do whatever you want, in your dreams.
I wish this thread would end.
Granted! You write it and send it in. Then like Rowling, you get massive numbers of refusals, but unlike her, nobody eventually publishes it.
I wish for a happy resolution of the Palestine conflict.
Granted, they are actually having a cease-fire again, people are celebrating walking happily through the streets with flags.
Sadly it is unknown how long it holds before it escalates yet again.
I wish some dude named Vladimir won't start WW3 by imitating some dude named Adolf by illegally invading and annexing another country.
Granted! He makes sure to change the laws first, making it legal to invade other countries.
I wishthe greats of human history were alive again to guide us.
Granted, the greats of human history are alive and given immortality in history books, read them.
I wish I could get a little more sleep
Granted but it is exactly 37.45 seconds
I wish the three days of working my notice were finished.
Granted! LSD is a hell of a trip!
I wish NASCAR would become a thing i Japan.
Granted, NASCAR is a thing avoided in Japan
I wish NASCAR would stop being a thing in America
Granted,
the New Age Space Corporation of American Richguys has just collapsed from internal struggle.
I wish i could control minds as well as my own.
Granted! The people taking care of you in your padded cell take orders very well.
I wish R. Kelly would release a new single "In the Closet Again"
Granted! R.K. releases a new single victim from Inside the Closet Again.
I wish I didn't have to wish for awesome things to happen
The scientific society really appreciates it and wished for a cure for AIDS....and got it.
I wish for the power to brainwash people by merely saying a few words.
Granted, but the remains of the fish were mixed with the mixture of the dish's plate, hence it's there, yet not there.
I wish for equinoxmaster to turn into a sheepmistress.
Granted! equinoxmaster is now a transvestite with a shepherds hook reading Dr. Seuss to his/her/it's sheep.
I wish weren't sick on labor day.
SUre, you have a group, but you gain a rules demon instead.
Double the trouble, he knows everything what your characters can do as well as every single book.
I wish Russia had a more honost and compassionate proper ruler instead of its current one.
Granted, and it assr@pes you to boot.
I wish the concert i'd like to go to wasn't so long a drive.
Granted, but your car breaks down before you reach it.
I wish I had inspiration for writing all the time instead of just sometimes.
Granted. Meteors formed from the failed planet Ceres plummet to Earth, smashing your house, garage, and prized turquoise Vespa.
I wish for happiness and a long life with which to enjoy it.
Granted! You're a hermit crab with a neurological dysfunction that makes you constantly happy.
I wish the hermit crab was no longer happy.
Granted. Wait, someone already wished for that. A wish can only be granted once. You forfeit your wish.
I wish for a mass driver I can use on people I do not like.
Granted! A mass driver, being a device to send and receive stuff from beyond orbit, is a city-sized hunk of mass itself. It requires truly astounding amounts of energy to work, and doesn't come with an energy supply. Besides, the government wants you to pay for land use and thousands of people displaced by it now want to discuss things in court with you.
I wish for this wish not to be granted.
Granted, Captain Spalding didn't get it, you got it instead.
I wish Gruumash would humbly admit ninja's are superior.