Corrupt the Wish

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Sure, but only on paper.

Poog wish viking-zombie-posse start wearing frums hats

[Gulian]

Granted! However. Rolls dice: 20 It's a natural 1. Rocks fall, they all die. Again.

I wish for a wish that is impossible to corrupt.

[GoatToucher]

Granted. You wish for a corrupted wish.

I wish for the ability to satisfy every woman.

[Wylliam Harrison]

Granted, you are now a butler working at an all women hotel, 24/7, without rest. You get whipped for slacking.

I wish for Dr. Sigmund to take care of MBT's therapy.

[DoubleGold]

Wylliam Harrison wrote:

Granted, you are now a butler working at an all women hotel, 24/7, without rest. You get whipped for slacking.

I wish for Dr. Sigmund to take care of MBT's therapy.

Granted, but overcharges for it and you have to pay the price because he is so good at what he does and because you wished it

I wish to have a girlfriend who works/will work/did work for Paizo. How cool would that be?

[Captain Spalding]

Granted, but she is not allowed to bring work home and non-family members are banned from the premises.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much at lunch.

[Gulian]

Granted. You ate even more than "so much".

I wish the Fighter class was balanced.

[krevon]

Granted! The fighter is now a weeble wabble.

I wish salty hippos wouldn't explode when I walk into a room.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but they each implode, each one creating a black hole in the process that tears you apart, very slowly.

We wish for more Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but we be made fun of first.

We still wish for more Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[FFVIIGuru]

Endless reruns on the Sci-Fi Channel.

I wish for more Final Fantasy 7, preferably HD.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but has been edited to be Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj singing and grinding on endless loop. This is all you ever see.

We wish to never ever witness such unspeakable horror.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Sure man, but only in your dreams.

I wish yellowdingo's bro didn't have to suffer the way he did.
Here.

[FFVIIGuru]

@The Fiend Fantastic

I would grant it if I could. #Heartbreak

@UDS

Granted, Poog locked in box and key thrown away.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

@ the fiend fantastic - no one should suffer like that. Unfortunately, someone has.

We wish for poog to be free from box

[FFVIIGuru]

Granted, but the box is in a small cell made of UDS bones.

I wish for many many coins to be deposited very carefully in my bank account to nobody else's detriment.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but the coins are so worthless that you are charged money for the bank handling them.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

We did not wish for anything and thus get nothing.

We wish to have a three-some with succubi but without the negative side effects.

[krevon]

Granted! They ultimately leave you out of the action.

I wish Ulfen Death Squad would stop corrupting his own wish's.

[GoatToucher]

Granted. They become the Ulfen Death Squat: an gigantic, mindless amalgam creature with powerful thighs.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

You did not wish for anything so we are taking over the universe, starting with locking you in a closet with nicki minaj.

We wish for total absolute power.

[Wylliam Harrison]

Granted, you are the manager of your own little demiplane, equipped with the biggest most dangerous thermo-nuclear reactor.

Sadly, it explodes while (all of?) you are there and are destroyed.

I wish for the UDS to be released from undeath and restored to cheery living ulfen.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but we immediately go back to undead in a matter that scares you into hiding in closets with a particular clown and Justin bieber.

We wish for more bacon

[Ulfen Death Squad]

More bacon is granted, along with many succubi.

We wish for even more bacon and succubi.

[Charles Scholz]

Granted. You see a kiss of succubi wearing dresses made out of bacon.
But they will have nothing to do with you as you are undead and have no soul.

I wish I had an endless necklace of fireballs V.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but the fireballs only attack you, bypass any immunities, resistances, and any other defenses like evasion and you take 2,000,000,000,000,000D6 damage for every hit point you have.

We wish for bacon wearing succubi to join us as we watch the fireballs go off on Charles Scholz.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Granted, they join the US on it's next superbowl as cheerleaders.
*Wowzers :P*

But you were too busy watching fireballs to see the sexy splendor.

I wish for my next door neighbor to move out, so he won't start yelling at his girlfriend at 02:00 AM and keep people awake.

[Old Doc Flumph]

Granted. He moves out of their shared apartment, but since he has nowhere else to go he is now sleeping in his car which is parked next to your apartment.
Even with your windows closed, you can smell how ripe he is becoming.

I wish for ^this wish^ to be corrupted.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted, and we get what we want, universal domination, succubi and drow to please us, and all the bacon and beer we could ever want.

We wish for this corrupted wish to happen.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but there is no end to this, ever.

We wish for more natural twenties in terms of beautiful women.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but they wish to have multiple threesomes a day with us, 2 women per undead UDS.

We wish for this to go on and on for a millenia

[krevon]

Granted! But you're locked in a closet with I'm hiding in you're closet.

I wish Naruto was a reality television series.

[CanisDirus]

Granted! Unfortunately it's only being made available in the Andromeda galaxy.

I wish more of my players would tempt fate by making wishes during the games that I GM!

[Sissyl]

Granted! They now wish for more World of Warcraft than the games you GM!

I wish the RPG hobby was significantly bigger than it is today, enough to have some serious media coverage.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but it is now filled with succubi that play with me.

I wish for a better mortal kombat movie

[krevon]

Granted! But it's released on VHS.

I wish for one ring to rule them all!

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but you are turned into an annoying Justin Bieber pixie in the process. And since I have the ring, I order the jailing of all pixies.

I wish for more of me.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Granted, for your next lunch we'll carve you all even more up to self-cannibalize.

I wish all corrupted people to be forcefully rehabilitated into proper people. Note, i am a goblin, there is no way to enforce it on me.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted. You are tied to a tree that is then chopped down and used for fire wood. During the process, your eyes are stapled open and forced to watch as your hands are forced to write the sounds you make and gestures expressed.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Blue zombie posse not get it, they need new eyes.
Corrupted people, not goblins, goblins not be considered people. gnyahahaha.

Also, since blue zombie posse not make wish, Poog corrupt it freely.
Granted, we paint you pink with yellow dots, replace helmet with toy bucket and give you inflatable ponies instead of succubi.

I wish Goat Groper learn lesson and submit to satyr punishment.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but your head explodes in the process due to too much Justin Bieber excitement.

We wish to see the poog's head explode.

[Belphegor]

Granted, but then he does the same to you.

I wish I could relive the last minute of Super Bowl XLIX, and have it have a different result.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted, you are nuked from orbit right before the 4th quarter starts. Patriots win again.

We wish people stop getting butt hurt when certain sports teams win.

[GoatToucher]

Granted, the Chicago Bears win all games thereafter, regardless of sport, and, since everyone loves the Bears, everyone is content.

Except, of course, for robot-communists, who must be eradicated.

I wish the UDS would let me videotape their all undead male viking poly-amorous sexcapades, and license the video to me, that I might profit.

[krevon]

Granted! But you are disturbingly turned on

I wish GoatToucher would touch kittens instead.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but you get polymorphed into every cat he touches.

We wish for many beautiful succubi to be made available for these said tapings.

[GoatToucher]

Granted. I will film their all demonic female seductress poly amorous sexcapades in the studio next door, so as not to disturb the UDS' hot undead man-on-man action.

"Disturbingly turned on" is the best kind of turned on.

I wish that someone would rub imitation butter spread on me as I watch the unwholesome events unfold.

[krevon]

Granted! But it's members of the UDS getting you to join the action

I wish someone would channel positive energy to end the movie.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Granted but it only hurts the GoatToucher for his home erratic mind. We may like weird things like drow and succubi wrapped in bacon but we do not touch each other nor do we touch goats, or sheep.

We wish for more bacon flavored steak wrapped in bacon.

[GoatToucher]

Granted, but it's not going in -that- end, Mr. Lightbody.

I wish the UDS would come to terms with it's feelings for itself, and not hide its unwholesome light under a bushel basket.