Corrupt the Wish


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Granted! countchocula is now unbanned. However, he can now be ninja'd again. Package deal, bro.

I wish for my gaming group to have common sense.

The Exchange

funny because UDS actually ninja'd me when I posted :P


FuelDrop wrote:
I wish for my gaming group to have common sense.

Granted! "Common sense" and "psychotic pyromania" switch definitions.

I wish Countchocula was ninjaed by a ninja.

Sczarni

Granted but Countchocula is no more as a result.

We wish for people to see succubi in the same light we do and to the same with drow and driders.


Granted! The sun goes out, leaving the world in eternal twilight.

I wish the sun would come back.

Liberty's Edge

Granted. See if you can survive eight minutes with a tiger hunting you.

I wish I had a castle in the sky.

Sczarni

Granted, every man's home is his castle and your castle in the sky is a 2 story outhouse were you have the first story and someone constantly having acidic diarrhea has the 2nd story.

We wish to be able to merge into one colossal ulfen death squad warrior.


Granted! Of course, without any override command function, you can now neither move, nor split up into your component parts again.

I wish someone would put the poor thing out of its misery.

Sczarni

Granted but our demise spawns the awakening of millions upon millions of succubi and drow who are immune to a any counter measures you may throw at them and even to sunlight.

We wish them success


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Granted! They succeed in getting killed by Sissyl, despite their immunity! Epic success!

I wish the Ragnarok would get here already. I have things to redo.


Granted, this big 2 handed sword is appropriately named Ragnarok. Such havoc can be inflicted with it.

I wish Sissyl would wear a different color of stick and mascara for a change.


Granted! I dunno what to say, except it probably won't last long.

I wish I had a dimmer for the sun that did not destroy anything, but allowed me to control the level of sunlight with but a thought.

Liberty's Edge

Granted, but sadly, since it takes eight minutes for you to figure out the right light level, it's incredibly annoying to use.

I wish these crazy people would leave me alone.


Granted! You are now stuck in a world where people do not exist. You are the last person left on that Earth. Alone. Forever.

I wish we all existed again.


Bravo....you've just wished the UDS back to unlife, they refer to themselves as "we are/we all".
They now come down trolling you over and over for eternity delivering their thanks.

I wish Sarenrae's high priestess would bow to the infernal reign and serve us.

Liberty's Edge

Granted. Unfortunately, you end up stuck with a high priestess of Sarenrae wasting her talents as your garbageperson.

I wish Connecticon would hurry up and start already!


Granted! But you arrive just in time for Connecticut to sink beneath the sea.

I wish for someone else to add a second corruption to Lucky7's wish just to make it worse.

Sczarni

Granted but it got so fast that it ended before it began.

We wish for more banning on this thread

Liberty's Edge

Granted. I start with you.

I wish I could get this song out of my head.

The Exchange

granted but it is replaced with Rebecca blacks Friday song this abomination

I wish that Lucky7's event was resurrected just for it to be destroyed again in front of his very eyes

Liberty's Edge

Granted. The song cheers me up though.

I wish I could find my phone.

Sczarni

Granted but it lies on the other side of millions of hideously fat and ugly succubi who want nothing but to have a cuddle sandwich with you in the middle. Oh and the sight of you makes them all frisky.

We wish to not have to see such a sight


Granted. Instead, you are cursed to hear it, smell it, touch it, and taste it for all eternity.

I wish UDS was prevented from existing before he could grant Lucky7's last wish.


Boom! UDS's account has been cut off, however they proved too resilient and take over your account, reviving themselves.

I wish UDS would assault and destroy Area51, there's too much secrecy that needs revealing.

Sczarni

Why would we assault and destroy area 51 when we are area 51? We love ourselves too much to do that.

We will reveal one secret to you. The fake area 51 site is filled with succubi.

We wish you fun as we push you into a room full of fat and ugly succubi and lock the door behind you. Muhahaha


I have fun as the succubi use their disguise shape. (Your wish was malicious, I made it positive. Trope-reversal!)

I wish I had a rune covered sword


Granted. The sword is covered in explosive runes.

I wish people would stop trying to stop me.

Sczarni

Granted as we watch from stopping distance as you dance horribly into a pit of eternal peril.

Sczarni

We apparently didn't wish for anything so we get nothing.

We wish for someone to give us nothing.


Wish granted.

I wish nothing had a nonzero monetary value.


Wish granted. Unfortunately, I've granted your wish, so you have something, rather then nothing.

I wish those explosive runes from my rune sword didn't hurt so much...


Granted, *chops off Issac's head*

I wish the councilers in mass effect weren't such stubborn, thickheaded douches.

Dark Archive

Granted, everyone else is

I wish that Villains were smarter in books and movies and Video games

Sczarni

Granted but they have realized that you hate succubi and you never stop seeing, hearing, smelling, touching, and tasting succubi

We wish the cricket was not so racist against succubi.


Granted. He becomes the Succubus Messiah and now all succubi follow him and him only, leaving you alone and refusing to have anything to do with you.

I wish Cricket was also the Drow Messiah.

Sczarni

Granted but they killed him in order to worship us.

We wish for a joyous celebration.

Dark Archive

Granted, but my resurrection followed by a Succubus attack kills you and your drow followers.

I wish that Socothbenoth would die so that I could have Nocticula all to myself.


Granted, captain Socothbenoth suffered a heart attack and the ship Nocticula is now yours. Unfortunately its loan payment hasn't been completed and you are now left with a debt of a million gp.

I wish the weather wasn't so rainy outside.....
(awaits the anticipated bad twist that's about to follow)

Dark Archive

Granted, It's icy and snowy. And it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.

I wish governments weren't do corrupt.


As you wish, but the general public is and the pure of conscience government can't do a hell about it.

I wish hollywood would stop making bs sequals and prequals with the whole "planet of the apes" thing.

Sczarni

Granted but the only movies being made no are remakes of female movies like breakfast at tiffany's and pride and prejudice.

We wish for the fiend's idea to not just be about the planet of the apes movie line but about all movies across the board.


Granted. Now Hollywood only makes romantic comedies, dramas, and the occasional bad action movie.

I wish Hollywood had better film making.


Granted, now all the newly skilled writers and directors moved to Broadway and so there are no more movies.

I wish that Gorbacz was attracted to the WotC logo.


Granted, Gorbacz is very much attracted to the logo of the movie Wrath of the Clowns, starring IHIYC.

I wish IHIYC would switch residence to, say......a trunk or chest of drawers.


Granted. He now resides in a chest of drawers in your bedroom.

I wish for a chocolate bar.


Granted! You are now the owner of a bar built entirely of chocolate. As the weather grown warmer, the bar melts into indescribable sludge, and eventually the top of the building built over the bar collapses, killing more than two hundred people and leaving you to pay billions in damages.

I wish all the succubi came to my party to brighten my day instead of hanging around with UDS.


Granted, but your male patrons are being drained to the point of almost dying. Recovering would take at least 5 years.

I wish UDS would be obsessed with 50 year old librarians instead of succubi.

Dark Archive

Granted, They're half elves and look like Supermodels. U Mad Bro?

I wish for the exact same Librarians.

Sczarni

Granted but we killed them for not being succubi.

We wish for the racism to stop.


Granted. All races are now dead.

I wish people would stop killing the world with their wishes.

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