Granted. You also poop like one.
I wish i hand't has such a bad day
You just read your own post, and laughed just like I did :).
I wish I had a nice, affordable, place to live.
Granted, so long as you don't mind the meth fumes.
I wish I could get my girlfriend into Pathfinder.
Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Granted. She gets into a Nissan Pathfinder and drives away from you as fast as she can.
I wish I wasn't so mean when I grant wishes.
Granted. You become so sweet and nice and kind when granting wishes that it gives everyone else cavities and sends more than one poster into a diabetic-induced coma.
I wish people would stop stealing my ideas and claiming them as their own.
Granted, you have no more ideas.
I wish my neck didn't hurt.
Wish Granted a headsmen has lopped off your head. No more neck hurting.
I wish I could have all my bills paid.
Granted, but you now owe me for paying them. Tee hee.
I wish for cooler hair.
Granted, tree hairs on you head, including your Eyebrows that is. All the hair that was on your head now grows on your arms.
I wish my party would write better reports.
Granted. They report on your incompetence.
I wish for Death's Scythe
Granted, it's cutting through your throat as you read this.
I wish for lucky to have a wish that gets crushed.
grantedbutit'ssimplyshrunkinsize
IwishfortheabilitytoaffordZ-Pocalypsetheboardgame.
Granted, unfortunately it is no longer in print and every copy you try to buy you get beat out on at the last second.
I wish it was easier to find time for all of my players to actually be available at the same time for both of my campaigns.
Granted, but half of them quit.
I wish for my dream to go away.
Granted. It is now a nightmare.
I wish I had perfect health.
Granted. You become the epitome of health
I wish for the ultimate power.
The ultimate power now exists, unfortunately it isn't yours.
I wish I hadn't slept so late today.
Granted, you wake up in time for your home to be ransacked, and you get shot.
I wish for control over Weather.
Granted, you have the ability to create the exact opposite of whatever the natural weather is and the effect is only noted by those with green eyes.
I wish I was eating a freshly made roast beef sandwich having only used products well within their expiration dates.
Granted, but the being that made your roast beef sandwich found it appropriate to add cyanide, and frozen chunks of milk.
I wish for better shows to be on tv
Granted, all television is now commercial free quality programming, but it only airs for one hour per month.
I wish I could control people whenever I wanted.
Granted, but while you are in control of them, they are in control of you, and usually use your body to beat yourself up.
I wish there were more pages on this thread.
Granted. Get to work.
I wish for another glowy-eyed avatar.
Granted it's a glowy-eyed bunny. Sadly, it scares you so much you run from your computer screaming like a girl.
I wish that rabit was my pet.
Granted, but it has big, pointy teeth!
I wish for smartness.
Granted! There is smartness, just not in you, or any were near you, or near me for that matter.
I wish the smartness was put to good use.
Granted, vote for me when I run for president
I wish I had even more smartness
Granted, but I bonk you on the head with the Ban Hammer
I wish I could get my webcomic off the ground.
Granted. The one fan you have demands it changed to a space theme.
I wish it were Wednesday.
Granted, they rename sunday wenseday and name wednesday Plonk. This causes some confusion.
I wish I could find Lucky7 webcomic.
Granted, but you end up having to break into my house, as it hasn't actually been published yet, and are shot.
I wish Netflix inexplicably crashed for the rest of the day.
Your wish is granted! But only for you.
I wish I could find a good pair of boots that fit right.
Granted, but they have those creepy individual toes AND they smell!
I wish for teleportation abilities.
Granted, but it is in random 5 foot incriments and you need to wait 1 hour to recharge.
I wish there were more hours in the day so I could do all my work, have time to play several hours of RPG, and still get 8 to 10 hours of sleep.
Granted, but the calendar shift throws the world into chaos.
No wait, I have one better...
In order to accomplish this, the planet gets bigger, so you are five times as heavy, along with everything else.
I wish for the ability to freeze time, not be frozen myself, teleport exactly where I want to go, and bring people in and out of the state I'd be in, and when I deactivate nothing would have happened.
Granted. When you deactivate, nothing has happened. You have no effect on the world, and don't remember using your power, or even that you have that power.
I wish that I could go back in time and spend the last several months playing Forum Games, instead of whatever else I've been doing.
Granted. You are arrested for breaking into your own home, and end up meeting yourself, which causes a paradox, which ends the universe.
I wish for Mythic powers. (Archmage please.)
Granted, but you are in a world where magic does not work.
I wish for an epiphany.
Granted: You shouldn't waste your time on this threadf!
I wish Icyshadow ignored that epiphany.
He wastes all his time on this tread, but he doesn't post.
I wish I was extremely good at drawing.
Granted! But you can only draw abstract art!
I wish I could get the "Four Limbs" thing going for me.
Granted, but you need to move one limb to your back, and you'll need to work more to pay for the surgery.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but air pressure kills you.
I wish for a faster car.
Granted! Your car's brakes stop working, making it much faster on average.
I wish for supper, right now!
Haggis.
I wish there weren't so many cats on the internet.
Granted. They all go into your home and start shedding.
I wish LS was allergic to cats.
Granted, LS stands for Lucky Seven.
I wish I had a bigger home, so I would stop drowning in cats.
Granted. You suffocate.
I wish my father had never been allergic to cats.
Granted, you are instead.
I wish I could fly in space at hyperspeed but do not need a spaceship to do it in.
granted, but hyperspeed is defined as 5 miles an hour.
I wish for time.
|