You get it, very brief and not very much of it. Then it's gone.
I wish my cat would stop terrorizing me for food, without dying.
ok, it doesn't stop, but it does die. that fiffils half of your wish
I wish for an apple
You get a gatlingized apple, hobbsdadolfin.
I wish people would stop going on and on and on about that time I gatlinged the yearly convention of Producers of Inane Ads for Useless Training Machines.
ok, but they start going on and on about the time you were caught masturbating in the bathroom at the yearly convention of Producers of Sane Ads for Helpful Training Machines.
ok, you get some helium particles. they dispurse before you can do anything with them.
I wish I wished for something so I wouldn't look so stupid.
ok, I use it. She then decides that she is going out of buissiness. you don't want to know why.
I wish for 3 pears.
You get a 3 but no pears. I know it doesn't make much sence but its hard to think with a undead cat terrorizing you.
I wish Hobbsdadolfin would eat my undead cat.
Granted. They stop it. Problem is their unlicensed nuclear reactors don't handle being underwater well.
I wish I had a smurf.
Granted. unfortunately, every tree in this ten-million-square kilometer forest is exactly the same size, and your wish compels you to chop down the biggest (IE: all of them).
I wish I could have my +5 Adamantine Herring back after lucky7 is finished with it.
Granted! You have a brilliant idea about a home campaign in the middle of the night. Incensed, you write it down, and you find the morning after that what you describe seems to be a group of ooze detectives investigating murders of undead monsters, all connected by their love for tubas and rutabagas.
I wish I had a dollar for every bad campaign idea I have.
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Granted, now explain it to the CIA.
I wish I was Lucky7's heir.
No one sees to your clever ploy, and every one sees you for the pretty girl you truely are. I know it's not corrupted but you have to support your fellow girls.
I wish I'd feel better.
Granted, you find your typo last post very funny which makes you feel better, but no one else gets it.
I wish for a sled.
Ni! This is the corrupt a wish thread, not the next poster thread. Ni!
I wish Ni! for Trinity to kill Snape using Lucky7 as a weapon.
Ni!
Granted. The father, the son and the holy ghost send lucky7 to meditate in the desert for 40 days without food, then to talk to Snape.
I wish the next poster would wish the same as I wish now.
You have one witty comment: the killing joke.
I wish I had a better roommate.
Granted. Your roommate is now better than you in precisely EVERY way. As in, gets all your job offers, steals your dates, and getting you entirely ignored in comparison to what is the unending glory of YOUR ROOMMATE.
I wish every grammatical error I need to read through in essays and the like would cause the death of someone I really don't like - without getting me suspected of anything.
Granted. You are now in two funks.
I wish there was a demilich apocalypse.
your courpse becomes a demilich, but is destroyed before the demilich apocalypse comes.
I wish Kryos Deun/lucky7/Skyro Nude would post under the same name.
They're back, but they are my characters now. You can have them back if you ask very nicely.
I wish I knew what the white thing in Lucky's picture was.
Granted, pour some of this ini'
I wish I could sleep all night tonight.
Granted. You have an extremely restful sleep, only to discover that the front door has been battered down, someone deep fried your keyboard, your pokemon cards are now taped into a 1/24 scale model of the Death Star (we got death star! we got death star! we got death star! we got death star!), all your bills are paid, and an invitation card to the annual Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow convention.
I wish for true love.
Granted. It isn't as if you have much of a choice. Every local orc everywhere you go (big, ugly not very smart, aggressive, muscular persons can be counted as orcs) will attack you to kill as soon as they see you. They will gather in hordes to take you out, never mind the collateral damage. As for the living, well... "make a living" is a technically correct description, even though there is no salary.
I wish I liked seafood.
Granted. Your thesis is finished and sufficient to land you in jail.
I wish I liked seafood.
ok, you skart to eat it so much, that you swallow a lobster whole. turns out it was just asleap, and it rips you apart from the inzide
I wish my spell chek worked.
Granted, you have amazing teeth, but they're blinding everyone around you every time you speak. But that's not really the problem, you keep on biting your tongue.
I wish I had a leaf blower.