They decide that rather than making a bad pick, they give all their picks to the Celtics.
I wish that Paizocon would have a second con in Portland, Maine.
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Your wish is granted! Hundreds of badges are sold; hundreds of fans are outraged when the "con" in Portland, ME turns out to be a confidence artist kind of "con" instead of a convention kind of "con."
I wish airlines still let you check bags for free like they used to.
Granted. You are free to check the bags of other passengers. You get slapped across the face by John Travolta when you find his frilly pink undies.
I wish I could finish most of the backlog of PC and Wii games I have lying around.
Last night you got so drunk you threw them all in the dumpster, which got picked up this morning, So, Yeah, they're finished.
I wish the vet bill was only 10% of what it really is.
Aren't you lucky? They found out a mistake. It actually costed ten times as much as they thought, seeing how they needed to include a "finder's" fee. As compensation, they only charge you 10% of what you "supposedly" owe.
I got tired of this half faerie dragon/half red dragon crap, wish someone would turn me back into a pure *achoo*red dragon*achoo*... Wait no what crap no!!
I change my former curse, you are now a full blooded Red Dragon Hatchling. In 400 years you are going to be one tough monster.
I wish someone would pay all my bills for me.
The Mafia will gladly pay your bills. They just expect you to pay up eventually or exchange a similar service (probably of which won't be legal.)
I wish it was 400 years later... for me, and that I still lived.
You successfully time travel 400 hundred years in the future and survive the reintegration. BUT since you time traveled, you are still a hatchling.
I wish I wasn't so tired, but driving for 8 or 9 hours will do that to you.
You wake up, and it was all a dream. You are Gilligan.
I wish that my wishing hand would fill up faster.
Granted...if wishes were horses. Go wipe that off!
I wish the leprechauns would stop stealing all the bacon.
Darnit, those crafty leprechauns. Now they are stealing all BUT one of the bacon: The expired one. Also they found it to be worth 5 pots of gold, so they are now making up for it by stealing all your hats.
I wish I could go to Paizocon.
Granted, they only steal 99% of it, they leave you one piece that they all licked.
I wish for a safe and Happy 4th of July for everyone. ( For those of you who do not celebrate this holiday, then I wish you a safe and happy day. )
Granted: Dj didn't get ninja'd. He got rouge'd instead, he needs to remove a dagger from his back now.
I wish for a suitcase full of $100 dollar bills, spendable in the USA.
Yes, but I'm not so sure that was a good idea, considering there was, what? $1,000,000+ in $100 bills, it was a pain to obtain, and the mafia DOES expect you to pay them back... Within a week plus 10% interest.
I wish Harark would have to suffer a penalty in Calvinball for spelling rogue'd wrong.
His penalty is he has to type with 2 fingers.
I wish the weather would stay nice for a long time.
It rents quickly to those nice young men who set up a large Meth Lab in the house.
I wish I had a good Idea for Saturday night's game.
You have a idea so grand, so spectacular, so insane that the mere mention of it would even drive you to insanity, and loophole your way into nonexistance. You would cause black holes to open up in black holes, birds would become sentient, monkeys to have arcane powers, mothers would cry as their children become evil superhumans, and swarms would become a real threat in everyone's lawn. Every form of government would collapse, and be replaced by sentient banana people, whom eat humans for sport. We would all see Greyscale in one eye, and Inverted colors in the other. I would also happen upon some "accident" since I ........... (You also used said plan in the Saturday night game, and as such, all of it just happened, even though it's in the future.)
I wish for a sandwich.
You have a sandwich so grand, so spectacular, so insane that the mere mention of it would even drive you to insanity, and loophole your way into nonexistance. You would cause black holes to open up in black holes, birds would become sentient, monkeys to have arcane powers, mothers would cry as their children become evil superhumans, and swarms would become a real threat in everyone's lawn. Every form of government would collapse, and be replaced by sentient banana people, whom eat humans for sport. We would all see Greyscale in one eye, and Inverted colors in the other. But it's on moldy wholewheat bread! :P
I wish i had thought of this myself.
You did, and now... Who's Bertious? Never heard of it. Is it a type of popsicle? (In other words, you have joined me in non-existance. Not to worry, You can be ANNNNNYTHING! I'm a Red Dragon right now. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a parrot. After that, I'm going to become a goblin.)
I wish I had some people here to do nonsense with (as mentioned in previous wish grantedness.)
Granted! You're now stuck in the "Let's Play Calvinball" thread.
I wish there was a professional Calvinball league.
dem is a generic brand. It tastes like Apples. Yeah, not the most corruptable, but might be disappointing.
I wish I had a hollow leg (as in can eat lots... Not a actual hollow leg.)
Granted! You have the curse from the novel Thinner, and can eat all you care to but cannot draw sustenance from it. You lose weight rapidly until you die.
I wish we discover life on another planet.
Granted your head is now less than an inch wide!
I wish i could win the last person to post wins thread.
I wish i could win the last person to post wins thread.
Granted! You are the last person left alive on Earth after an epidemic. In your dying action you hit "Submit Post".
I wish I was popular...like David Bowie popular.
Granted, for some mysterious reason, all of David Bowies crazy stalkers decide to stalk you for a while.
I wish I could get more work done.
Granted, for some mysterious reason, all of David Bowies crazy stalkers decide to stalk you for a while.
I wish I could get more work done.
How is that corrupting the wish - that's AMAZING!! :D
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It rents quickly to those nice young men who set up a large Meth Lab in the house.
Happened to my mom. It turns out cleaning up a meth lab costs around $10,000 even after it burns to the ground. OTOH my mom can claim to have owned the biggest meth lab ever busted in the state of North Carolina. Which is pretty funny since she's the epitome of the genteel Southern matron.
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Your wish is granted! You're a sweatshop worker, and if you don't get more work done, Dave Chapelle burns your feet... YOUR FEET!!!!
I wish Dave Chapelle would make more Chapelle's Show, and that the new episodes don't suck as a result of this wish getting corrupted.
granted. They get two more episodes before mysteriously running out of funds... Best episodes ever, what with the dinosaurs and all that.
I wish the dinosaurs in those episodes wore silly hats.
Granted! The dinosaurs look truly fetching in their silly hats, and then they eat you.
I wish I could ride a polar bear to work.
Granted; the bear takes you to work. Once you arrive, the bear is freed from the compulsion of the wish and eats you, as bears are wont to do.
I wish for an un-corruptable wish.
Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts
Wish granted!
I wish I knew what to do.
Granted! You must buy a million copies of each one of my PDFs.
I wish for Tirq to give my products one million five-star reviews. Each.
Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts
I wish to use the un-corruptable wish that I was granted three posts ago to wish for a billion dollars. I win the thread.
Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts
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The un-corruptable wish was the un-corruptable wish.
Instead of getting a billion dollars, you get a billion bucks. And they want to mate. With you.
You won the thread for being a shmuck, but not this thread. Sure does suck, but there are no such things as nice genies.
I wish there were such things as nice genies.
Granted. Nice genies. Nice genies everywhere.
None of them will grant your wishes, though, because you gypped me out of mine.
Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts
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Time Paradox Granted!
You remembered to wish for a wish for you to remember to wish. As such, You remembered to wish for a wish for you to remember to wish. As such, You remembered to wish for a wish for you to remember to wish. As such, You remembered to wish for a wish for you to remember to wish. As such, You remembered to wish for a wish for you to remember to wish. As such, You remembered to wish for a wish for you to remember to wish. As such, You remembered to wish for a wish for you to remember to wish.
I wish My new red shield will turn out pretty.
Your new red shield turns out pretty.
Pretty lame.
I wish that the nutrition value of any given item of food would be directly proportional to how tasty that item of food is.
Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts
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You are gifted with a magic pair of glasses that will allow you to do just that. Unfortunately, your Perception is so low that you are unable to find them.
I wish that there were no more wishes for anyone but me.
Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts
Granted. Your libary stocks nothing but books about the Nissan Pathfinder.
I wish that truly and horribly awful things would happen to me. (Ha. Corrupt that!)
Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts