Sissyl |
Certainly. You now have a rewired reward pattern in your brain, causing you to quit every bad habit, and spend your entire life exercising, eating organic veggies and fifty vitamin pills three times à day. You are unable to ignore the latest health discoveries in every newspaper, and you would certainly not take risks like sex, driving, or using mobile phones...
I wish for a demiplane of my own.
tocath |
GRANTED! You now have some of Kevin Bacon (leg and arm)
I wish Wal-Mart customers weren't so stupid.
Granted. Only hyper intelligent aliens now shop at Wal-Mart. They buy cheap probes (made in China) in bulk and are able to abduct your relatives more frequently.
I wish I had a dollar for every FAWTL related post on this messageboard.
gran rey de los mono |
Congratulations! You now have $1 for each FAWTL related post. As a result, you now have this problem.
I wish I had a better job.
Charles Scholz |
Your wish is granted. Your new job lets you work less for triple the amount of money. Unfortunately, your boss is working a Ponzie scheme and named you as head of that division.
I wish it was the weekend already.
Twin Dragons |
Done. The sun has gone supernova, but all the energy was contained in a force field and redirected back to form a new sun that is exactly identical to the old one.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
Granted. I'm allowed to use the wish in your stead.
I wish that I had my own personal Erik Mona.
zylphryx |
I wish that I had my own personal Erik Mona.
Granted. Your personal Erik Mona is from a corrupt and twisted alternate universe. He publishes absolute tripe, forces you to use only his material and, worst of all, spells his name with a 'C'.
I wish taking 5 dogs to vet did not cost close to $900.
Gwenn Reece |
You have some coffee. Of course, because it is coffee, it is disgusting.
I wish this Thundercat reboot was more interesting.
Granted. The Thundercat reboot now features real thunder and lightning which electrocutes you.
I wish I had a copy of the new PFRPG Tome of Horrors.
zylphryx |
I wish I had a copy of the new PFRPG Tome of Horrors.
Wish granted. Unfortunately, every even page is printed in some unintelligible language and every odd page is blank. The maps look like a kindergartener's art project.
I wish it would cool off; enough with the 90+ degree weather.
zylphryx |
I wish I had 2 pence to rub together.
Granted, but you know this is not that kind of forum and I really think it falls outside of the "acceptable practices" of ... Ohhh, you said "2 pence". Oops. Boy are you in for a surprise the next time you have to pee.
I wish it was Friday already.
gran rey de los mono |
I wish to be a scruffy looking nerf herder.
Ok, you are now like the employee I saw last time I was at Toys-R-Us. Mid 20s, long scraggly hair, pitiful attempt at growing a goatee, and picking up all the NERF footballs, basketballs, and assorted other NERF products that had been thrown all over the place.
I wish I hadn't forgotten to bring a snack to work tonight.
zylphryx |
I wish I hadn't forgotten to bring a snack to work tonight.
Granted. Unfortunately it is some of the rapidly cooked food from earlier and by the time you reach for it, it has decomposed to some near sentient ooze.
I wish I could to talk to an operator at wish central because I STILL wish it was Friday already. Seriously, there can't just be one of each wish, can there? And if that is that case, I wish all wishes were reset so we can avoid that annoying prerecorded message.
And I STILL wish it was Friday
Schism |
"This is the operator. Thank you for calling. All our customer service representatives are currently helping other customers. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and you will be helped by the first available representative. Your current wait time is 1,085,875 hours. This has been a recording."
Weaponbreaker |
zylphryx wrote:I wish it was Monday.Ok, but now you are back in this reality, so Monday is the start of the work week.
I wish my brother would have better luck with his car.
Your brother comes to visit, crashes his car into your house killing you and collecting on the life insurance he took out on you with the windfalls gained from his lucky car.
I wish I were healthy, fit and well endowed.
gran rey de los mono |
I still wish it was Friday already.
Hey look, zylphryx, your wish came true!
I wish for something to fix this damn heartburn.
Ok, I have fixed it so you will no longer have those annoying interruptions between bouts of heartburn. Its now all burn, all the time!
I wish my car got better gas mileage.
Weaponbreaker |
zylphryx wrote:I still wish it was Friday already.Hey look, zylphryx, your wish came true!
Talonhawke wrote:I wish for something to fix this damn heartburn.Ok, I have fixed it so you will no longer have those annoying interruptions between bouts of heartburn. Its now all burn, all the time!
I wish my car got better gas mileage.
Granted! Your car is now operated on a 25cc engine that gets about 100MPG, at a top speed of 1MPH at its current weight.
I wish I knew, what I could've known, had I known, what I needed to know.
zylphryx |
Your wish is granted. It is now 5:30. Just not where you are at.
I wish for an incoruptable wish.
Granted. You have just granted the most twisted and corrupt individual on the planet a wish which cannot be corrupted due to the thoroughly corrupt nature of that individual's wish. We're all doomed. Thanks.
I wish for cooler weather.
joshua gaines |
I wish IE wasn't so craptacular.
Your wish is granted. IE is now perfect in everyway, Sadly due to the time and effort that was invested into making IE perfect a single license is now 10K a year and all companies have switched back to Netscape as thier offical web browser.
I wish I could spend more time with my Girlfriend.
Weaponbreaker |
zylphryx wrote:I wish IE wasn't so craptacular.
Your wish is granted. IE is now perfect in everyway, Sadly due to the time and effort that was invested into making IE perfect a single license is now 10K a year and all companies have switched back to Netscape as thier offical web browser.
I wish I could spend more time with my Girlfriend.
Granted! You are now a tumor growing somewhere in you girlfriends body!
I wish I had a fast convertible, an open road and the sun at my back!