Corrupt the Wish

[Sylirinight]

Granted! You get one second more to read about them!

I wish lucky7 would stay dead! XD

[lucky7]

Granted! I turn into an elf though. See you in a few centuries.

I wish I wasn't deeply hurt by that post. *sniffle*

[Sylirinight]

Granted! You die, you can't feel anything if you are dead!

I wish I knew why that elf reminded me of lucky7

[lucky7]

Granted! *Takes off cape and stilts.* TADA! It's me!

I wish I got ALL the roleplaying XP.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! You get so much XP, you get bored of the game because you own everything.

I wish lucky7 wouldn't be an elf anymore. (He's an ugly one...)

[Kyros Deun]

Granted! Half Elf!

I wish for Smacky, Kyros's Cold Iron Warhammer.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! It is heavier than it looks...

I wish for everyone to go look at my thread in the homebrew section!

[lucky7]

Granted! The Calamari looks awesome, if overpowered!

I wish my jokes were funnier.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! Your jokes are now funnier! So funny, people are dying from lack of air!

I wish lucky7 knew how much i appreciate you actually looking up my thread!

[Sotiria Spiros]

Granted. However, his mind is rather twisted so his appreciation is shown to you via broken bones and bitter tears.

I wish I had more fun helping people...

[lucky7]

to be miserable!

I wish I could come up with better corruptions and wishes.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! You're me!

I wish lucky7 was himself again.

[lucky7]

Granted! I won't corrupt that.

I wish for ultra swag.

[Little Skylark]

You get ultra swag, sadly it's very contagious and soon everybody around you has more extreme swag than you. Scientists are still looking for a cure.

I wish I completed my study successfully.

Ps: Sylirinight, you're welkom, us birds should stick together.

[Forest Guardian]

Granted! You write down all your research and then your house burns down along with the research, poor you.

I wish that I could fly

[Sylirinight]

Granted! You are given wax wings.

I wish Ahri wouldn't be such a killjoy

[lucky7]

Granted! You are.

I wish people would bow before me like I am a god.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! But you have pissed of all the other gods...

I wish my gum didn't lose it's flavor.

EDIT: WOOHOO, 200th post!

[lucky7]

Granted! Sadly, all gum tastes like cough syrup.

I wish I got a big number on a post.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! 2,269!

I wish I hadn't left my ID card in the computer yesterday.

[Emilia the Devout]

Granted! It will be left somewhere else tomorrow.

I wish for more attention.

[lucky7]

Granted! Now everyone bothers you.

I wish dreams came true :)

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! You're naked at school!

I wish you'd go over to the Insult Rap thread and post, it's been getting really good lately.

[lucky7]

Granted. You think I'm good?

I wish I could play Surgeon Simulator 2013.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted!

I wish my feet didn't hurt so much right now.

[lucky7]

Granted, but they itch like the devil!

[hobbsdadolfin]

granted, while on vacation in the Pacific, your family is kidnapped and sold into slavery. tough luck.

I wish I could fly.

[Evil Finnish Chaos Beast]

Granted. You will keep flying till you reach the sun.

I wish I had a stable form.

[hobbsdadolfin]

granted. you turn into a pig stable.

I wish I could think of something other than how awesome the last mission of Far Cry 3 was.

[Little Skylark]

Granted! But you can't stop thinking about your grandparents bowel problems.

I wish I was less tired.

[hobbsdadolfin]

granted. you sleep for the next 24.6945233 years. you are no longer tired, but you have lost everything you have ever owned.

I wish class would be over already.

[lucky7]

Granted! But you've transferred to a new school where they have bikini class.

I wish I got out more.

[hobbsdadolfin]

granted. you now live over a live volcano.

I wish the bikini class lasted all school day.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! You're the test subject for the bikini wax class. Enjoy your painful day!

I wish I had an unlimited budget to deck out my gaming room.

[hobbsdadolfin]

granted, but you get that unlimited budget by selling all your other stuff. when you added all the money together, the calculator broke, meaning that the answer had to be infinity.

I wish I had some morphine right now, and maybe some hair regrower...

[lucky7]

Granted! But you already have hair, and morphine is addictive.

I wish I had faster reflexes.

[Little Skylark]

You have the fasted reflexes on earth, but now the ninja's are jealous and will make sure one of them has the fasted reflexes on earth...

I wish i always smelled nice.

[Fergurg]

Little Skylark wrote:

I wish i always smelled nice.

And nice you do smell. You smell real nice. Nice like a steak, cooked to medium, perfectly seasoned, and ... oh look! Here come some hungry wolves now!

I wish all my enemies were dead.

[strayshift]

Granted all your enemies are dead 100 years from now. Unfortunately so are you.

I wish I knew what my cat got up to when she goes out.

[DJ-Bogie]

From now on your cat barfs up everything it eats while it is outside, on your bed, specifically on your pillow. If that is not available, then it barfs inside your favorite shoes.

And now you know.

I wish I had a more interesting wish for the next person to corrupt.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! Explosions, dismemberment, space-time continuum instability, and severe embarrassment ensue. Don't ask about the marsupials or the Dvorak typewriter.

I wish I didn't have to write this research paper.

[lucky7]

Granted! You have to write THIS one!

I wish I hadn't learned my lesson these past three days.

[Little Skylark]

You haven't, but you have experienced all the things that made you learn your lesson. You just didn't learn from it. You will keep on experiencing these things untill you do learn your lesson.

I wish I wasn't this shy.

[lucky7]

granted. you are outgoing, ad veryone hates you for it, so you're shy again.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[hobbsdadolfin]

granted, you are not sick, you are dead.

I wish windows me was never made.

[Little Skylark]

Windows me was never made, in fact no window was ever made. Suddenly it's very drafty, and isn't that a burglar?

I wish I had a good outfit for tomorrow.

[strayshift]

Granted you go dressed as a nun. Good enough?

I wish my daughter was more organised.

[Lord Foul II]

Granted I sorted her by mass and volume of her organs
I wish that the cops weren't so angry at my OCD, it's a legitimate medical condition

[lucky7]

Granted, but they are angry at your smuggling cocaine across the bordser.

I wish I could play PFS this month.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! Dyslexic genie allows you to play Doom and Castle Frankenstein all month!

I wish for a fully functional Aston Martin V12 Vantage.