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Corrupt the Wish


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Grand Lodge

Wish granted. not sure how to corrupt it.

I wish i have Luna for my mount.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 , Star Voter 2013

Your wish is granted! You are now riding the moon as it orbits Earth. Since you didn't ask for a spacesuit, however, your ride is short-lived, as you die from explosive decompression.

I wish I didn't have to work so late so consistently.


Your wish is granted! You don't HAVE to work so late, so consitently, you NEED to or you will be fired.

I wish I wrote the songs that made the whole world sing.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 , Star Voter 2013

Your wish is granted! The whole world sings. Sonic vibrations cause seismic disturbances in the Earth's crust, resulting in a cycle of devastating tsunamis, volcanoes, earthquakes, and, ultimately, an Alderaan-like planetary explosion.

I wish I had a coffee pot in my office.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Your wish is granted. However, every time you make a pot of coffee your job requires you to go away for 15 minutes, and the pot is empty when you get back.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 , Star Voter 2013

Your wish is granted! You're in Antarctica. Penguins gawk at you quizzically. Maybe today wasn't a shorts-and-tshirt day after all.

I wish for a nap.


Your wish is granted! You ate Snow White's poisoned apple by mistake and fall into a permanent sleep that can only be broken by a kiss from Prince Charming, and that ain't gonna happen.

I wish I was smarter.

Dark Archive Star Voter 2013

granted, you are now smarter if only by an infinetesmly small fraction

I wish something big would happen


Your wish is granted! The moon falls on you.

I wish I saw what you did there.


Your wish is Granted, you are standing beside him when the moon crashes on you.

I wish my eyeball avatar wasn't so bloodshot.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Your wish is granted, but a two year old took a red magic marker to your avatar.

I wish my dog hadn't died.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 , Star Voter 2013

Your wish is granted! Your dog was never born. Instead, you have a mangy cat who hates you and is not declawed.

I wish I had minions!


Your wish is granted, you have 2 dozen Oompa Loompas, but they hate you and will take over your crime syndicate any day now.

I wish I didn't have to deal with so many idiots.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 , Star Voter 2013

Your wish is granted! You're the lone survivor shipwrecked on a desert island.

I wish I could unsee what has been seen.


Your wish is granted, you just got a frontal lobotomy!

I wish my DM would just let us play pathfinder, instead of going oh...wouldn't it be cool if armor was DR and here's the new skill list, you don't have skill points anymore, just class, trained and untrained skills, thereby killing the rogue even deader as a usable class.

Scarab Sages

Your wish is granted, Pathfinder adopts armor as DR and a simplified skill system that uses class abilities as primary mechanisms.

I wish for an end to all wishes.


*TIME PARADOX!*


You and your wish don't exist.

I wish for nice weather this weekend wherever I am and where the person who posts after me is.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 , Star Voter 2013

Your wish is granted! You're teleported to rural North Carolina, where the farmers welcome rain. They get lots of it this weekend.

I wish I could blow off meetings with impunity.


Your wish is granted!

No one at your meetings will object to being orally-serviced by you. And now your meetings will probably take longer. Unless you're exceptionally-skilled...

;-) <-- me

:-O <-- you at your meeting

I wish I were Emma Frost.


Your wish is granted! you are turned into a comic book.

I wish I was an Oscar Myer weiner


You are turned into a wiener dog named Oscar Meyer.

I wish I had a sno cone machine.

Scarab Sages Star Voter 2013, Star Voter 2014

2 people marked this as a favorite.

Your wish is my command!
Your monitor hits you square in the face with a cone of cold as cast by a 15th-level wizard. Make a Reflex save.

I wish octopi had 300-year lifespans.

The Exchange

Your Wish is my Command!

Now the octopi live for 300 years. Unfortunately, I couldn't select earth years. I had to select Mercurian years, so they only live about 150 days.

I wish I had another wish.

Scarab Sages Star Voter 2013, Star Voter 2014

Easily granted! You wish you hadn't corrupted my wish. Now octopi will live 300 Earth-years.

I wish for Pathfinder Society Organized Play to, sometime within 2 Earth-years from now, raise its level cap to 20th, complete with new and fun scenarios for levels 13-20!


Your wish is granted, unfortunately you lose a bet and cannot play Pathfinder for 3 years.

I wish I could afford to upgrade my office.

The Exchange

Done!

Now your office is level 2.

I wish for bacon to be 2x as delicious as it usually is.


Bacon is now twice as delicious, so the stores all sell out of it before you get there.

I wish I knew what to do with all this bacon I just bought.

The Exchange

Badabing!

I wish my empty bowl was filled to a safe amount with pudding.

Grand Lodge

Wish granted, the pudding is expired.

I wish i have my own little dashie.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Your wish is my command!

Your monitor hits you square in the face with a cone of cold as cast by a 15th-level wizard. Make a Reflex save.
Cone of Cold wrote:

I took 15d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 2, 4, 5, 3, 3, 5, 3, 6, 2, 2) = 48 cold damage

Reflex save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 I made my save (phew that was close... Except you staggered me...)

Granted, but it doesn't like you and proceeds to dash back into the television series

Spoiler:
I don't watch My Little Pony, thank google for this.

I wish someone could cast Cure Moderate Wounds on me.


Your wish is granted but I rolled like crap and you get 2 points. And a wild surge causes you to never heal anymore.

I wish to have all nice people to deal with today.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 , Star Voter 2013

Your wish is granted! Today, you have all nice people to deal with. Tomorrow, karma kicks in and everybody is rude to you.

I wish I had an awesome new Android phone.


Wish granted ! You DID have an awesome new Android phone before you lost it !

I wish PAIZO will continue publishing great modules .


Your wish is granted Paizo will continue to publish great modules but since you were arrested they have refused to ship them to you in prison.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 , Star Voter 2013

^ Make a wish badger. :p


Ok, I wish TMB would make a wish...

The Exchange

Granted!

He wished he didn't make a wish. Time Paradox or what?

I wish College Algebra was easier.

Scarab Sages Star Voter 2013, Star Voter 2014

Totally granted, dude! The hot co-ed who wears a bra made of algae says she'll do it with anybody...who can pass calculus next semester.

I wish the US military used killer tomatoes instead of human soldiers.

The Exchange

Done.

The military uses Killer Tomatoes, but they are eaten by the normal Human Soldiers. It's a "Killer Diet"

I wish I had a pet dragon that does whatever I say and won't eat me or my family no matter what and isn't hunted by scientists, soldiers, or dragon-entheusiests.


DJ-Bogie wrote:
Your wish is granted but I rolled like crap and you get 2 points. And a wild surge causes you to never heal anymore.

How'd you heal 2 with a caster level of 3? shouldn't it be at least 5?

^Granted, you now have a pet pink dragon, whom just has an insatiable love for you... He then proceeds to eat all of your friends and future girl/boy friends. Also, he spontaneously combusts when you tell him not to eat your friends. Wouldn't you know, it's weakness is not eating friends... Oh and it did it behind your back.

I wish I had a Wish spell that doesn't disappear the instant I get it, whether it could have been my fault or someone (or something) else's fault.

Scarab Sages Star Voter 2013, Star Voter 2014

Granted with gusto!

One morning, in a fit of frustration with some local D&D-hating clergyman, you scream to yourself, "Will no one rid us of this meddlesome priest?" Your dragon hears you, and, not actually knowing which specific priest you're referring to, dutifully incinerates the Archbishop of Canterbury. Now YOU, being known worldwide as the only owner of a dragon, are being hunted by witch-hunters, soldiers, and Chaucer-enthusiasts.

Oww, "ninja'd"!

Ok, YOU get a piece of paper telling you, with excruciating thoroughness, how to spell the word "wish."

I wish everyday plants could move around at speeds visible to the human eye and generally behave similarly to various sorts of animals.

Shadow Lodge

I'm doing good today

Wish granted very silently.

Plants now move at speeds visible to the human eye and generally behave similarly to various sorts of animals. They move at speeds equal to 2-inches a year after growing. They also behave similarly to animals of the feline species, but really slowly.

I wish I could kill all pirates.


Granted, a bunch of people die. And that guy and that guy. Oh I died too. Oh did you steal anything? You died too. Oh, I think a lot of people in the industry died too. I think maybe some people in governments did too. I think a large portion of China died too. And the real pirates. And the fake pirates... Oh heck, everyone has the potential to be a pirate *everyone dies*

Spoiler:
That's how it goes right?

I wish someone started (and subsequently finished) researching a True Resurrection, Mass spell after what just happened.

The Exchange

Sure, man.

That person got it researched, but hasn't finished it yet. He'll let you know. Probably.

I wish I could catch them all.


Granted! You may want to see your doctor soon-ish.

I wish I would stop getting "ninja'd" on the forums.


No problem. You are banned from the forums, and ninjas show up in real life and take credit for every good idea you would have ever come up with.

I wish I had enough money to retire.

Star Voter 2013

Congrats a bank error accidently deposits a large sum of mob money into your bank acount. The FBI will be calling you later today.

I wish I could actully get around to going back to school and getting my Law Degree.


Granted, you go back to school for your Law degree, it has been on a shelf for several years waiting. BUT the rules have changed and it is only valid in Cuba.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

The Exchange

Granted!

Here is some coffee. It may take a few cups and you might get jittery. It might also be made of poison.

I wish I had the moves like Jagger.

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