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Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Taesla wrote:
I wish Paizo never had created the gunslinger, samurai, and ninja classes.

Granted. They instead create the Cowboy, Ronin and Sneaky Little Bastard classes with exactly the same builds as the Gunslinger, Samurai and Ninja.

I wish this wish was at the top of the current page.


Granted. Instead, they created a bushranger class with giant bladed boomerangs and slouch hats.

I wish I were in the Australian Navy.

EDIT: Ninja'd!

Granted, but every wish you now grant shall be ninja'd.

I still wish I were an Australian sailor.

Cheliax

Pathfinder Deluxe Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Australophilia wrote:


I still wish I were an Australian sailor.

Granted you are now known as Sailor Soldier Australia with the power of Shining Titanium Koala-Boomerangs.

I wish I had a wish to make!


Okey dokey, Regrs. You have a wish to make. However it is now too late to make your wish.

I wish I had more bacon. I had some, but it wasn't enough.


gran rey de los mono wrote:

Okey dokey, Regrs. You have a wish to make. However it is now too late to make your wish.

I wish I had more bacon. I had some, but it wasn't enough.

Your arms and legs turn to bacon.

I wish I had the wish to "win" this thread.


Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:


I wish I had the wish to "win" this thread.

You now wish you could win the thread, you don't have the means to do so any longer however.

I wish I was on vacation


Congratulations. You have been on a vacation. Good thing it's time to get back to work now, innit?

I wish to be rich, famous, healthy and 25 years old forever.

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Congratulations, you have just won 100 million dollars in the lottery. At the press conference everyone marvels at perfect 25 year old body. The next day you are hit by a bus, you will be 25 years old forever in the newspaper archives.

I wish it was Beer Thirty.


It is now Beer Thirty... four time zones away.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
TenOfWar wrote:

I wish I was a little bit taller.

breaks out the rack, throws TenOfWar on it and stretches the bejeezus out of him, listening for the tell tale popping sounds of joints being painfully being extended

Granted. Ouch.

I wish I had a great idea for generating a passive secondary income source.

Silver Crusade

Granted. You have created a genetically mutated tree that grows literal golden apples prolifically from plain soil, year-round. Too bad the tree was deemed a hazard by civic authorities and had it cut down at your expense.

I wish I had more motivation.
Have fun with that one.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Nightskies wrote:

I wish I had more motivation.

Granted. Your motivation skyrockets. However, you are motivated to be even more demotivated than you currently are.

I wish I knew what a literal golden apple tastes like.


zylphryx wrote:
Nightskies wrote:

I wish I had more motivation.

Granted. Your motivation skyrockets. However, you are motivated to be even more demotivated than you currently are.

I wish I knew what a literal golden apple tastes like.

Metalic. You are disapointed. ;-(

I wish I had perfect recall.

Silver Crusade

Granted. While reflecting on your loss, you pick up one of the golden apples left behind. To your horror, it rapidly grows roots into your wrists, telepathically proclaims "MAN TASTES OF IRON! APPLE TREE LIKES!" and proceeds to consume you from within. A man-eating plant theme song ensues for the audience.

[edit: NINJAED!]

Granted. You recall with perfect clarity how exactly your childhood body threw up for the first time.

I wish my religious faith is accepted by everyone to be the absolute truth.


Nightskies wrote:

Granted. While reflecting on your loss, you pick up one of the golden apples left behind. To your horror, it rapidly grows roots into your wrists, telepathically proclaims "MAN TASTES OF IRON! APPLE TREE LIKES!" and proceeds to consume you from within. A man-eating plant theme song ensues for the audience.

[edit: NINJAED!]

Granted. You recall with perfect clarity how exactly your childhood body threw up for the first time.

I wish my religious faith is accepted by everyone to be the absolute truth.

It is. You look in the mirror and see a brain slug on your head. You're ok with it and want to share with the world. You are the proginator of the brain slug invasion.

I wish I could regenerate like wolverine complete with adamantine skeleton.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
I wish I could regenerate like wolverine complete with adamantine skeleton.

Granted. Unfortunately due to an error with the infusion process, your brain is also infused with adamantine and you are a regenerative vegetable.

I wish I knew what the hell was going on.


zylphryx wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
I wish I could regenerate like wolverine complete with adamantine skeleton.

Granted. Unfortunately due to an error with the infusion process, your brain is also infused with adamantine and you are a regenerative vegetable.

I wish I knew what the hell was going on.

You become omnipresent. You know what the hell is going on everywhere...for aprozimately 2 microseconds then you're head expllodes in dramatic fashion.

I wish I knew what that is.

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Your wish is granted. You did know it once.

I wish I had a tiny coffee golem to bring me my coffer every morning.


Charles Scholz wrote:

Your wish is granted. You did know it once.

I wish I had a tiny coffee golem to bring me my coffer every morning.

OMG me too!

Paradox in the space time continuum destroys the universe.

I wish for the big bang theory.

Silver Crusade

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
I wish for the big bang theory.

Granted. Welcome back, commander. Its been a long time since your wish had been granted.

I wish for the best thing invented since the internet was born.


Granted. You now are the proud owner of a Bratz doll.

I wish all this Monopoly money was real!


Granted. Considering how other monetary systems are working, monopoly money is about as much worth as dollars. I doubt I need to dwell on the consequences of this.

I wish I was both loved and feared as world empress.


Granted, but the polar opposites of the camps continually roil in open conflict with each other. As a result, there is little agriculture, and the population is literally destroying itself through war. Your advisers have each other murdered in the streets, and your only company is a stray Tom cat who urinates in the corner of your throne room. You have given up trying to shoo him away as you suspect he represents your emergency rations.

I wish Paizo would resurrect the paladin variants from 3.5.

Silver Crusade

It is done, the spell is cast repeatedly. To reflect loss of level, the variants have been nerfed to the point that nobody dares play them.

I wish to have good control and recall of my dreams.

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Your wish is granted. You have the same nightmare every night. In it you are running for you life from a crazed maniac trying to kill you. The crazed maniac is yourself and you enjoy nothing more than controlling how much suffering you will suffer before you kill you.

I wish I had a Legion Flight Ring that worked.


Granted. You now have a Legion Flight Ring that works, but for you for some reason. Weird, huh?

I wish I had a fox familiar.

Silver Crusade

Granted. Your fox familiar dominates you with a strange gaze, causing you to 'squee' at it indefinitely. It moves on to create the next big internet meme without you.

I wish I could use and keep a flying carpet.


Granted. You have a flying carpet and you get to keep it, but it always turns upside down as you fly with it, causing you to fall into one peril after another.

I wish for a harem of elven women. (This is going to hurt...)

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Icyshadow wrote:
I wish for a harem of elven women. (This is going to hurt...)

Granted. Except it is not your harem. As soon as they see you, the elves beat you to within an inch of your life and then hand you over to "Big Daddy". What he does to you makes what Marcellus Wallace went through look like a relaxing spring day spent lazing about by a lake with a cooler of good beer.

I wish you could give blood without getting stuck with that freaking needle.


Oh ho ho... Granted.

Next time you go to the blood center, they have redecorated. The entire floor of the room is a slope toward a drain, and no furniture. After waiting there for a while, a man dressed in an environment suit and holding a serrated sword comes in. He informs you that needles are now out... Before reducing you into meaty pulp, and blood which goes into their drain.

I wish the sun would go out.


Sissyl wrote:

Oh ho ho... Granted.

Next time you go to the blood center, they have redecorated. The entire floor of the room is a slope toward a drain, and no furniture. After waiting there for a while, a man dressed in an environment suit and holding a serrated sword comes in. He informs you that needles are now out... Before reducing you into meaty pulp, and blood which goes into their drain.

I wish the sun would go out.

The sun visits earth looking like Apollo and in the darkness with the stars shining and the moon looking on you see him arm in arm with your mother and you can faintly hear the Sun singing.

Gonna take your mama out all night
Yeah we'll show her what it's all about
We'll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne
We'll let the good times all roll out
And if the music ain't good, well it's just too bad
We're gonna sing along no matter what
Because the dancers don't mind at the New Orleans
If you tip 'em and they make a cut

I wish that Neil deGrasse Tyson was President of the US, Professor Professor Brian Cox, was the Prime-minister of England and Dr Karl Kruszelnicki was Prime minister of Australia.

Silver Crusade

Wish DENIED. You can't wish for three things! Subsequently, the wish gone afoul results in the dissemblance of all the societies of science, in which everyone becomes an evil genius. In a odd twist of fate, the wish is incidentally granted as they do so through violence or coercion.

I wish a Space Hulk would appear over Earth with all its glory and contents accepting me as master.


Granted. the hulk's hive-minded inhabitants assimilate you, making you one with their collective conciousness.

i wish for the power to hold you accountable for the concequences of my wish.


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Sissyl wrote:

Oh ho ho... Granted.

Next time you go to the blood center, they have redecorated. The entire floor of the room is a slope toward a drain, and no furniture. After waiting there for a while, a man dressed in an environment suit and holding a serrated sword comes in. He informs you that needles are now out... Before reducing you into meaty pulp, and blood which goes into their drain.

I wish the sun would go out.

The sun visits earth looking like Apollo and in the darkness with the stars shining and the moon looking on you see him arm in arm with your mother and you can faintly hear the Sun singing.

Yeah we'll show her what it's all about.We'll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne. We'll let the good times all roll out. And if the music ain't good, well it's just too bad. We're gonna sing along no matter what. Because the dancers don't mind at the New Orleans. If you tip 'em and they make a cut.

I wish that Neil deGrasse Tyson was President of the US, Professor Professor Brian Cox, was the Prime-minister of England and Dr Karl Kruszelnicki was Prime minister of Australia.

Fixed that for you. ;-)

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber
FuelDrop wrote:

Granted. the hulk's hive-minded inhabitants assimilate you, making you one with their collective conciousness.

i wish for the power to hold you accountable for the concequences of my wish.

Of course I am accountable, I am the one granting the wish.

I wish I could play the guitar like Jimmy Hendrix.

Silver Crusade

Of course. You could play the guitar as Jimmy would. Unfortunately, in order to make this happen, we had to destroy all guitars in existence, also erasing them from the minds of craftsmen forever.

I wish I had my own perfectly functional surrogate.


It's perfectly functioning but it's a surrogate pregnancy and you are the carrier of the child.
I wish I was the good phoenix force incarnate from marvel without any hitches.

Andoran

Congratulations you're now a one dimensional comic book character. On the bright side, you never have to worry about being tied up.

I wish for the midas touch in my left hand.

Grand Lodge

ShadowcatX wrote:

Congratulations you're now a one dimensional comic book character. On the bright side, you never have to worry about being tied up.

I wish for the midas touch in my left hand.

Granted, the rest of your body turns to gold, starting at the left wrist and moving up...

I wish for this wish not to be granted


Here's your sign!

I wish all this Monopoly Money was real!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Here's your sign!

I wish all this Monopoly Money was real!

it already is real, it's just not a valid unit of exchange.

i wish that they'd stop arguing about alignment RAW. it is, after all, not going anywhere.


They stop arguing about it but that also means all RPG players die.
I wish I was the living flesh and blood version of the good phoenix force from marvel in, 3 dimensions on our plane of existence from marvel (not the same wish).

Grand Lodge

Gives Theos the sign Spanky gave me.

I wish everyone would realize that per RAW there is no such thing as RAW.

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

Wish granted realizing there is no RAW everyone goes ahead and creates a new RAW so that everyone now knows there is a valid RAW.

I wish I was a great white shark.

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Your wish is granted, however, you have been terrorizing Amity Harbor and Sherriff Brody has you in his sight.

I wish Obama hadn't cancelled space exploration.

Andoran

Your wish is granted, America pours all its funding into space exploration, ignoring all military and social issues until the country collapses.

I wish for a cheese pizza from Pizza Hut.

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

wish granted Obama is ousted in the new election onthe platform of reinstating space exploration yet like all politicians they fail to live up to their promises.

I wish I had my own space ship to travel the universe and knew how to fly it as well as a crew to run it and renewable resource to power it.


Gruumash . wrote:

wish granted Obama is ousted in the new election onthe platform of reinstating space exploration yet like all politicians they fail to live up to their promises.

I wish I had my own space ship to travel the universe and knew how to fly it as well as a crew to run it and renewable resource to power it.

Granted. You KNEW how to fly as well as a crew, but upon actually trying, you end up crashing because you don't have more than two arms to run it.

I wish that the person in ten posts from now gets his/her wish just as ordered without any mishaps for absolutely anyone or anything whatsoever.


Granted, except that for the tenth (now ninth) person to post after this post to have an auto-granted wish, nine (now eight) more people must post in this thread, hence you've created a burden of expectation upon nine other people (or at least two other very dedicated people).

I wish Pathfinder integrated the Ars Magica casting system...

Lantern Lodge

Granted! However, since Latin is not one of the languages used in Golarion, casters will have to make DC 40 linguistics checks to cast spells.

I wish the flurry of blows issue ends favorably to monks.

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