Corrupt the Wish


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Tim Statler wrote:
I wish to a female Jin would fall in love with me.

She does. Madly so. Such is her passion, such is her trust, that she reveals her true form to you while making love.

Alien.

Unwholesome.

And possessed of grim appetites.

You manage to retain your sanity through the first few sessions by closing your eyes and "Thinking of England", but then she begins "The Joining": a mystical fusion of body and mind until two become one. Your identity dies screaming silently into the void as your flesh is subsumed into her pulsing, quivering mass.

You are together. Always.

Forever.

I wish they would sell Shamrock Shakes year round!

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Granted!
You are now trapped in a Ground Hog Day like world where every day is St. Patrick's Day.

I wish for fish.


Your fish is granted. You're in the middle of the Amazon River surrounded by piranhas.

I wish that everybody stops wishing for stupid things.


*in bright, Chipper Russian Accent*
GRANTED, COMRADE!! PEOPLE WILL STOP WISHING BECAUSE IN SOVIET UNION, YOU DO NOT WISH FOR WISH, WISH WISH FOR YOU!!

I WISH FOR MORE <<FLAVORS>> OF BLAND FUN.


Granted! They all taste like different brands of turnip.

I wish I hadn't granted that wish.

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Granted.
You are retroactively wiped from existence.
Because of this all reality unravels and the universe ends.

I wish to be immune to a Succubus' grapple.


Granted! You're painfully torn away from your body, becoming a ghost. As an incorporeal creature you cannot be grappled.

I wish I hadn't caused the Universe's end.


Granted, you are trust back into reality where there is no magic. Cry it out.

I wish for no more threads about obscene acts in game.


Granted. The term is no longer used, and the term 'chapter' is used instead.

I wish the instant noodles came with chopsticks, not just topping.


Granted! All instant noodles now come with chopsticks. The chopsticks, however, are not instant. Basically, they come as twigs and you have to whittle them down to the proper size and shape in order to use them (whittling knife not included).

I wish you could all see in Ultraviolet like me!


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Granted!
The sudden shift in the ability to see color causes mass confusion. People misjudge which medicine to take, people have a hard time driving, it becomes easier to tell when someone is lying due to the ability to see changes in body temperature resulting in the death of millions.

I wish people would share their wealth more.


Granted! They share everything until they get bankrupt and then come to you to demand you to share your money with them.

I wish I could live happily ever after.


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Granted! but, as you failed to specify after what you would live happily, you will live happily after the fallout, once you become future roach.

I wish for better plot devices.

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Granted.
You now are the proud owner of 100 ACME Plot devices. The Instruction are different for each one, and all are written in Aramaic.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.


Granted! An incredibly complicated wish starts to form in your mind, full of legal clauses. It doesn't stop to develop, to cover all the potential corruptions, and hours later people find you babbling on the floor, with a loony face expression. They bring you to the doc, but he can't help you - you end up in a asylum, writing the clauses on the wall with your own blood.

I wish all the species back that became extinct because of humankind.

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Granted.

Welcome Back Polio and every virus made extinct by man they rampage through several species rekilling the Neanderthal and Mammoth!

I wish I was 2 inches taller


Granted! That included some erradicated diseases whose vaccines are no longer produced. The good side is that pharmaceutical industry is even richer. And that's what you wanted, right?

I wish to put an end to all the diseases in the world.

(I could tell a lot about why this is a bad idea, believe me)


Granted! The population of every type of creature increases drastically over the next ten years. Hundreds of thousands of people lose their jobs, drastically increasing unemployment all over the world. We are forced to start eating insects as our main source of food in order to keep the insect population down. Wars increase, but still the population continues to grow. Will we destroy ourselves with war or deplete the world's natural resources first? It is a little morbid to watch.

I wish I knew good insect recipes to ready myself for oncoming years.


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Three wishes...give me a minute.

Okay, Granted! GM_Solspiral, you are two inches taller. Everything else shrinks by two inches...everything!

Granted! All diseases end, Kileanna. We all live forever. God we hate each other by then!

Granted, Unique Commoner! Cockroach Chimichangas for everyone! <--not sure how to corrupt that one any more than it already is.

I wish we'd all quit ninja'ing each other!

EDIT: It looks like Unique Commoner might have actually been replying to Kileanna (although it does read as a legitimate response to SheepishEidolon). Which means...I ninja'd myself! D'oh!


Granted!

Everyone stops posting.

I wish we all can go on posting.

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Granted.
You are Geased to continue to post on every topic every day. Even after you die your restless spirit continues to post on every topic every day.

I wish for a chicken Salad Sandwich.


Granted! When you try to eat the sandwich, the chicken pecks into your face.

I wish to figure out the ultimate wish.


Granted! You now know exactly how you should have used your wish.
I wish I had three more wishes.

Grand Lodge

Your wish is granted, but all three wishes can only summon genies that grant you more wishes that summon genies that grant you more wishes that summon genies that grant you more wishes that summon genies that grant you more wishes that summon genies that grant you more wishes that summon genies that grant you more wishes that summon genies that grant you more wishes that summon genies that grant you more wishes...

I wish my neck was incredibly thick like Gaston!

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Granted.
Your neck is as thick as Gaston's chest.

I wish the Cardigans had never made a cover of "Iron Man".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3gQSPMHPm0


Granted! Unfortunately, Black Sabbath covers the Cardigans Lovefool.

I wish the Beach Boys didn't wish they all could be California girls!


Granted. Instead they wished they (meaning girls. Pronoun/antecedent agreement is important) could all be Slavic grandmothers.

Ratings for next year's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show are expected to be... reduced.

I wish I could be the cat in a deadly game of Cat and Mouse.


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Granted! You are Itchy!

I wish for no more psycho paladins.


Granted!
To make it interesting it is a mouse swarm, and to make it deadly they all have rabies, and a half dozen other deadly diseases.

Ninja... okay

Granted!
The medical journal has removed paladins from the list of patients that can be considered psychotic, due to their immunity to disease. They can no longer be called psycho.

I wish I knew how to speak a new language.


Granted. I will now teach you The Language of LOVE...

(It's mostly weeping, but the lessons are... difficult.)

I wish The Prodigy would make a comeback.


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Granted! But they started a fire, and it has burned 10,000,000 acres so far with no end in sight.

I wish backflips were a part of everyday life.

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Granted! The Ministry of Silly Walks and Backflips is somehow created via hidden clauses in legislation in the US and worldwide. They swiftly enforce a requirement of 1 backflip for every 10 non-silly steps taken by any adult, resulting in horrifying injuries especially to the elderly and infirm. Only gymnastics instructors and highly flexible athletes are deemed capable enough to run things, and society backflips itself into total economic and social collapse (with the exception of chiropractors who end up living on Dr. Moreau-style island paradises).

I wish I could get rid of this chest cold!


Granted! But it's not a chest-cold, it never was. You watch in horror as a xenomorph bursts forth from your chest.

I wish we could reach the stars.


Granted! Being burning gas spheres, we all burn.

I wish my flu gone.

Shadow Lodge

Granted! Your force of will is too strong for your flu, even as it mutates into more and more virulent strains. Unfortunately, now that your flu is so strong, it infects and kills anyone who comes physically close to you.

I wish consciousness-transfer/cloning technology was real, viable, and safe.


Granted! It is real, viable, and safe! Once, for every person, and the new clone body deteriorates rapidly, ending the life it was meant to preserve in just a few, short, painless days.

I wish for a better cloning system.


Granted! The system works perfectly and we can even clone our clones! Unfortunately, the very first cloning process only copies your bad traits. Hundreds of years on, we're all A-holes.

I wish for beautiful poetry to be read to me while I recline in luxury.

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Granted! Unfortunately it is being read by Gilbert Godfrey.

I wish that people were not wussies.


Granted, they all become cowards.

I wish i could do mind control on other people, without risk of side effects for myself.

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Granted. Now all the effects you experience are primary effects.

I wish that all women had the bodies of super models.


Granted! All women become serial killers who keep the bodies of our supermodel victims hidden at our homes. So there are no more living supermodels in the world... and the women left are psychos.

I wish I wasn't a psycho serial killer.


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Don't we all.

I wish I could have granted that last wish.


Granted! You could. But still decided not to do it.

I wish to be able to think of a decent wish.


Granted! You now find that you are incapable of coming up with indecent wishes.

I wish, I could read the minds of my players every time, I introduce a new campaign plotpoint.


Granted! You become deaf and the only things you can hear are the thoughts of your players... constantly!
The same thoughts over and over and over...
I wish i could enjoy D&D/pathfinder as much as i did when i was younger with no drawbacks or negative effects/ill-effects.


Granted! But your own lack of negative ill-effects cause in imbalance in the universe, and several thousand light years away a giant monastery planet crashes into its sun, thus restoring balance through the good karma that they had built up there. Hope your happy you planet killer!!

I wish for more ZEN!!


Granted. You now know the sound of one [REDACTED] clapping.

I wish I could find contentment in other people.

By which I mean literally inside other people.


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Granted. You are now a red blood cell, contently swimming through the veins of some random schlep.

I wish for the adoration of the masses!

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Granted. There is now a world wide church that worships you. But you only can tell during their worship services. Unfortunately most of the world does not believe in you.

I wish the end of the work day was closer.


Granted! The Earth now spins 8 times faster than before...hang on to something, it's about to HIT! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........!

I wish I could remember things like I used to.

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