Granted. You need not pay anymore taxes. Instead you will work a 48 hour shift every end of the month in a quarry under the blistering sun as compensation.
I wish mr Scholz took a change of color of his hat. After all this time a new look does wonders on mortals.
Granted, Infinite Wishes's next concert will be next month.
I wish government's weren't such pr!cks to start with.
Your wish is granted. They are now retroactively incompetant a$$wipes.
I wish I could afford to retire.
Your wish is granted, but Canada didn't want him either and refused to let him cross the border.
I wish Spring was here already.
Granted, but the weather is so messed up it feels like it's winter.
I wish Captain Spalding would show us the ship she's captain of.
Granted...*grabs the gnome by the neck and squeezes till death*..
Choked In Action......
I wish the people at city hall knew what the heck they're supposed to do.
You find yourself tied up in front of a camera, reading a confession of your crimes as heavily armed masked men watch.
I wish nothing would go wrong ever again.
Granted no more wishes for you.
I wish for a porcupine needles stuck into my eyes.
Granted. You now have 1000 needles stuck in each eye.
The pain is so unbearable you start wandering around aimlessly.
You step in front of a moving train and are cut into a dozen pieces.
They find your head and put it in a jar with the needles still in them.
Your head is still alive, but you can not see, nor are you able to speak as you have no vocal chords.
All you can do is listen as every says what idiot you were to make such a wish.
I wish I wasn't so long winded.
Granted, the DMV has been suspended, you are now awaiting the formation of a new similar organisation.
I wish corrupt politicians would line up at the grand canyon, jumping off like lemmings.
Granted, but the government raises the tax bracket for that much money to 99.95%.
I wish for thing that aren't but should be.
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Granted: but I can't guarantee
I wish for the Liberals to get kicked out of Ontario
Granted, The Ontario Liberals get Kicked out, but due to the Debt, numerious scandals of over millions or billions of dollars, the rising Hydro rates, the Green Energy Act, the Windmills, cover ups and etc.
Ontario Goes bankrupt, along with everyone in it.I wish Valve time was shorter.
Granted, she's dancing the style your great-grandmother used to dance. In the same fashion as well.
I wish rap wasn't so full of cursing and swearing, even without they "could" produce sellable records.
Very well, they now resort to writing it.
I wish drinks at a concert were cheaper.
Granted, but the price of admission is tripled.
I wish more A-List artist would come to my town.
Granted, but neither are you as an equalizer.
Granted, it was manufactured by the same company that made your hood, given to me to use as i saw fit.
I wish the spammer with his telephone spam would drop dead and bother us no longer. I have a space in 4th layer for him if it comes true.
Congradulations, Paizo has just released an errata that prevents him from spamming again! The problem is. It brings back Pun-Pun...
I wish I had infinite Tacos.
Well, first they need to worship you properly, and it involves... LOTS... OF... SPIDERS...
I wish for female drows to play normal TTRPGs with me.
Granted, they use your body parts as miniatures after they dismember you.
I wish the next poster was a smurf like me
Granted, but it has been sitting in you car for a week and is covered in mold.
I wish I had all the RPG Books ever printed.
Granted, you have all the RPG books ever printed, but it's so many and so heavy it sinks your home which is a house boat about 100Km off shore at the moment.
I wish all the spammers who post here, get nothing but the really BAD spam in the mail buckets (even their new accounts, to escape it) until they learn spamming is bad.
Granted, you get REALLY bad spam in your mail box.
I wish to be the last one to use this thread!
Granted, You are the last one to use this thread for a short time.
I Wish all spam directed at me goes to Ausk Valrosh and spammers,
And That I can never get any spam.
Granted, but it turns out they're drug lords and now you have assassins on your tail
I wish for bacon
Granted, she loves you for volunteering to be a victim for her sadisic torture whims.
I we'd see Mr Hoover and Quiche Lisp again, they're out of the loop far too long.
Granted, but as I am new I have no idea who they are, and get two random people off the street.
I wish I could control the powers of darkness.