Your wish is not granted! You didn't properly respond to the last post.
Braingamer says to the Wish Granter: "I want immortality."
Your wish is granted but just as you were going to write it you forget what it was and because it was so wonderful give up on life.
You come up with a better haiku. it's about half a percent better, but better is better right?
I wish that all the weeds growing out of my driveway would die.
EDIT: NINJAS?!? KILL THEM ALL!
I don't even need magic for this! *hands over a pain killer* Hmmm... Some how that doesn't seem like enough. *Pours fifty more painkillers down Charlie Bell's throat* Yeah that'll do it... oops, overdose! *Looks nervously at the body, then runs away* I hope this doesn't come back to bite me...
I wish I could find the perfect character concept for my next pathfinder game.
Your wish is granted! You use your new alias, which happens to be the same alias being used by someone Homeland Security has been looking for for a loooong time... By the time they are done with you, you've forgotten the alias and your real name.
I wish my children would grow up to be intelligent, happy and healthy.
To easy, everyone is killed on earth by nuclear fallout effectively giving world peace.
I wish I had another day to work on this essay, without penalty.
Your wish is granted! You have a dollar for every such post. When you realize that it's in your financial interest for people to make such posts, you begin offering a $0.10 kickback for anyone who does. You get rich this way, but the boards are overwhelmed and ruined by sucky posts and everyone hates you.
I wish that my plan will work as intended.
Wish granted. As you reach the library carpark some idiot smoker (IE an idiot who happens to smoke, not anything else) surreptitiously lights up inside, then drops the match without extinguishing it. the resulting fire levels the library, and the government decides that instead of rebuilding it the money and land would be better used creating a giant statue to the local mayor.
I wish I was getting royalties for the two best-sellers 'Reading Books and Functioning in Society for Dummies' and 'the Idiots Guide to Functioning in Society While Reading'.
Granted! The itching stops - but only following a bout of severe desquamation that also claims your ears.
I wish I had a pony.