Granted! You get the latest Alienware gaming rig, with all the trimmings. It works perfectly, never overheats and fits perfectly in the space you set aside for it.
It lasts about a day before a visiting friend accidentally knocks over a can of softdrink near it, ruining each and every component.
I wish to be smote appropriately from on high for ruining such a beautiful machine. This may be my last wish as a result.
He's fine! You are not as you didn't make a wish and thus broke the chain. You will have 7 years of bad luck unless you mail out 140 letters to your closest friends telling them to each send $5 dollars to me by midnight. The money will be used to pray for your soul (such as it is) and liquor...
I wish a speedy recovery to DJ-Bogie.
Tirq: Arrives at game night with his powerful new character. Knocks on the door.
VCOB: bawk bawk waves Tirq in with his wing.
Tirq: Yeah, you'll see. This character is going to knock some heads.
VCOB: bawk bawk bawk
Tirq: Mmm hmmm. Sits at the table with the others.
VCOB: Launches into running the campaign standing on his chair flapping his wings shouting BAWK BAWK BAAAWWWKK BAWK BAWWWWK BAAAWWWKK BAWK BAWWWWK BAWK BAWK BAAAWWWKK BAWK BAAAWWWKK BAWK BAWWWWK BAAAWWWKK!!!
Your self esteem burrows into the floor and you get up and leave dejected.
I wish I knew what this "fun" is.
Granted! Paizo decides for combine all the forum games into one single thread. The continuity becomes impossible to follow without a four-dimensional flow-chart.
I wish I could find a super hero comic to read that doesn't have an impenetrable backlog of continuity.
Your wish is granted! You find a comic about a brand new superhero, from a brand new comic company, and it's everything you dreamed of. Issue #1 and everything! However, because the company has no brand recognition, the series peters out after issue #2. The company goes under, taking its IP with it, thus ensuring that you will only ever see those 2 issues--which, by the way, leave all the plots nail-bitingly unresolved. And because it never gained any significant readership, those issues are worthless to collectors.
I wish I had a space heater in here.
Granted, not only you had thought about the best manly nickname for Justin Bieber, but you thought on the best manly nickname EVER! Unfortunattely, you partyed the hole night, woke up with a hangover and had forgotten the nickname you thought last night...
I wish i could have all the Madmen season boxes.
Your wish is granted! There's an awesome game of Malifaux/Warmachine tonight at your Local Golf Shop, but you miss it because you're hanging out at your Local Game Store.
Joke's on you, suckers! I'll be getting my man card back tomorrow when I jump out of a high performance aircraft while in flight. I wish for fair winds, full canopies, and a nice, soft landing.
I wish that tonight, the kids would bring me candy, rather than me giving it out to them.
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Granted! It's published today, but it's really bad.
I wish I had time to run another campaign.
Granted you have enough time but everyone in the world besides you have conflicts with your schedule so not even one player can join, even A.I.'s have conflicts.
I wished jar-jar was deleted from all the Star Wars movies.
I wish I could stop my bus from leaving without me when I see it pull away as I approach the bus stop.
You eventually become awesome with various champions, but then they get nerfed. Also, despite the 40/0/20 k/d/a scores you get, people still call you a noob (True story, I kicked the crud out of a team, and they were calling either me or my team and I noobs. I was just fed.)
I wish games didn't have so much grinding... (And actually, now I want to play League of Legends...)