Great Fridays for EVERYONE! But for corruption, I'm not included in the good day Friday. It was a neutral friday for me.
The good: I had lots of fun playing games with my brother.
The Bad: As fun as League of Legends is, the VAST majority of the community consists of scumbags.
The Neutral: I'm writing this on Saturday, the better day after Friday. I get to play Pathfinder today, yays!
I wish the poster five posts from now get's his wish granted without any corruption.
Granted! Wait...if I post, then it's four posts from now, not five. But you specifically asked for the fifth poster from now. That was then, this is now. When will then be now? Okay, okay...At some anomalous point in time between me and the "fifth poster" (who may or not be an undercover CIA agent who killed Kennedy and the Smurfs), a wish will be granted free of corruption...but not graft. Or sickle cell anemia...I make no promises!
I wish someone *cough* Marthian *cough* would stop trying to break the rules.
Oh, thats easy. It's because of [redacted].
I wish I hadn't forgotten to bring a snack to work tonight.
In my humble kindness I grant you that wish. Now on planet Zorg all androids have a flash-light included in their standard equipement so they can play RPG at night.
I wish Paizo would produce affordable minis.
For 10 days, it rains incredibly hard. Houses flood, dams break, milk is spilt, and soon everyone accepts this fact and it swiftly becomes the normal weather pattern for your location. At the end of the 10 days, it returns to the norm, which is now inconcievalbe amounts of rain. Your old neighborhood is now inhabitable, and you must live with your distant relatives in Sweden, and must swim the distance. After getting there, you start eating the raw beets that commonly grow in Sweden, as such is the normal condition in which you live in. Your days of Pathfinder and lollygagging are over, and you are banned from the site. After finding out, you head back to your beet home to find out that your are being evicted by small blue creatuers. The small blue creatures, who shall not be named, decide that since you invaded their home country of Sweden they will sue you for every beet you own. Since you no-longer own a house, again, you must then travel back to lands farther North still, to the lands where Penguins dare not frolic for fear of Polar Bears, Dragon, Dragon-riding Polar Bears, Polar Bear-Riding Dragons, and exclamation points. There you become king of all that can be seen, and you see a lot since it is really flat up there. One day you will discover true love in a dragon, and beget the son Dovahkiin, dragon born, and he will shirk his responsabilities and do side quests instead of doing the actual storyline. One of the side-stories that he does involves killing the king of all that is Polar Bears, Dragons, Dragon-riding Polar Bear, Polar Bear-riding Dragons, and exclamation points. In a fit of rage, you beat him over the head with your mighty beet sword, killing your only son. All that you once held dear is now dead except for your dragon wife who have tendencies to eat their husbands. You must then flee south. Far south. So far that now you are in a tropical jungle surrounded by singing monkeys, and blue bears, and beets. Oh, the sheer amount of beets makes you happy, for soon you will become the Beet Hermit. All those who seek the meaning behind beets come to you seeking knowledge. This has become a surprising amount, since the popular band "The Beets" has appeared with their hit songs "Hey, Beet" "I get by with a little help from my beets" and "Beet fields forever." They come to you for advice in their beet ways. Everyone ends up hating you, though, for introducing Yoko Beet-oh to one of the members, thus splitting up the band forever. You are chaced out of the Jungle of Beets farther south, where it rains and rains and rains forever and ever, all because of one man's silly wish.
Man I wish that could be a movie.
Granted. She didn't break her foot, you broke her foot. She sues you for all your Paizo stuff, including downloads, leaving you to purchase it all over again.
I wish the Rise of the Runelords minis would hurry up and ship.