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You know have only one eye and know a thing or two about Mozart. Wait, Encyclopedic? I thought you said Cyclopedic.

I wish I knew what "Pure Jank" meant.


Granted! Unfortunately, the true meaning of Pure Jank is one of the Secrets Mankind Was Not Meant To Know, and after learning the Unfathomable, you become a drooling, gibbering, patient at a sanitarium, forever confined to a straitjacket and padded cell.

I wish I could write better Lovecraftian prose.

Lantern Lodge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16

Granted! The previous wish you granted is now "Granted! Unforunately, the true meaning of Pure Jank, a secret that mortal minds can not comprehend lest the very unspeakable words that would convey its truth unravel the last sinews of sanity binding your will to the mortal coil, sends you to a state of unimaginable horror as the freedom from mental stability allows the whispers of the Great Old Ones to finally be heard. O Shub-Niggurath! O Cthulhu! Your words are so clear now! The dark praises from beings of indescribable essence fill the void that the lack of mental congruity left free and rule your every moment as you become a drooling, gibbering mess that is no longer human, but a pawn of the madness enveloping the universe."

You then get sued by Lovecraft's estate for royalties.

I wish the distributors would get their act together so I can get my physical copy of the Advanced Race Guide.


Granted, but it gets destroyed in transit (something about "This side up" and "fragile")

I wish I rolled better for stats in our home campaign.


Granted, you get all 18s on all stats. Your DM assumes you cheated and kicks you out of the game.

I wish someone would pay my taxes for me.

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Your wish is granted! You live in America and make below $40,000 a year. With various deductions, you end up paying no taxes. Therefore, someone else is paying your share.

I wish my buddy hadn't bailed on supper. It's pot pies for me now.


Biting into the pot pie you find why your buddy didn't show up, he is in the pie!!!

I wish I could pay my fair share.

The Exchange

WISH GRANTED! DUN DUN... DUUUUNN!!!!

You're in Iowa, paying your share for people to go to the Fair.

I wish I had a wish that would be so warped, it would be good.


You did, but it wasn't good for everyone, just a select few... The darn greedy rich 1%. In addition, the United States get's sold, and Paizo is bought out for a new company: Zopai, whom deals in foreign chinese goods. Then your company is bought out, and you are fired. Hey we needed more foreign goods /sarcasm.

I wish to repeal the nonsensical wish I just wrote.


Done, Zopai only buys your neighborhood.

I wish Marthian could make up his mind.


Granted! Marthian makes up all kinds of things in his mind.

I wish I'd gone back to grad school when I had a chance.


Hey you have a Chance. "Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $2 million dollars (shenanigans on the new monopolies going to the billions.)"

DJ-Bogie wrote:
Done, Zopai only buys your neighborhood.

Jokes on them, I don't LIVE in a neighborhood :P Just the side of the road in a house

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I wish I had something to do with all these kinds of things in my mind.


The voices start telling you exactly what to do and who to do them to.

I wish that his plans don't include me.


who's me? I don't know of this "me" person.

Oh by the way, my plans for you involve baking me some darn good delicious snickerdoodles (none of the icky store bought ones.) And if ya don't, my made up things in my mind gave me arcane powers... So...

I actually wish I had some snickerdoodles that weren't poofed out of corrupted wishes, but actually stayed right here in front of me.


Granted! You are compelled to beat up a Girl Scout and steal them (and some Thin Mints) from her, but you don't get to eat them before you're arrested for assault and robbery.

I wish I didn't have to be in the office on a Saturday morning,


Granted, the building is infested with bedbugs and quarantined.

I wish I didn't have Possums and racoons raiding my garage.


Done. Now Orcs and Humans are raiding your garage in hopes of getting a legendary Screwdriver (or whatever loot you keep in your garage.)

I wish that I could undo my last wish.

The Exchange

<Screwdriver does sound like a pretty awesome Lance.>

Done. You now have undone the fabric of space and time and thus have destroid reality itself. Great job, shoulda just beaten down the little tyke.

I wish my Play-by-Post would get going again.


Good News! Your Play-by-Post does get going again... Except it gets going so fast that there's a new post every second, and your post is drowned in a sea of posts.

I wish that in the fabric of space that I blew up, that a new existence was created where magic exists.

Lantern Lodge

Granted...Only that a new existence was created where Magic Johnson exists.

I wish for...mmm, donuts.

The Exchange

... Okay. You wished for enough for everyone to share with you! The question is, are you the nice one, or am I?

I wish I knew.


You know that you aren't the nice one. In fact, you know that no body likes you. In fact. Everyone hates you.

I wish everyone liked Tirq.


Everyone likes Tirq, but their liking-ability was detracted from you, so now everyone's a jerkface and hates you :\

I wish to win the next biggest decision making game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.


Unfortunately, you are playing Rock-Paper-Scissors but the other guy is playing Rock-Paper-Scissors-Spock, and you just can't beat Spock.

I wish it wasn't so late.

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Your wish is granted! It's not late, NO! It's early!

I wish the public would get good and mad about invasive TSA searches and take action to rein in this police state Gestapo stuff.


Granted! The TSA is disbanded, and airline security returns to it's pre-9/11 state. Your flight to Miami gets hijacked to Cuba.

I wish I had some Cuban rum and cigars.


Granted...though now you're forced to smuggle them into your cell at Gitmo.

I wish The Alternate Race Guide included Little Bud from the Cosby Show.


He is now in The Men in Black's "Other Races Guidebook". He is listed as a dangerous species from Beta Tristar.

I wish I had seen Prometheus before they stopped showing it in the local cinema.


Actually, you did see it. But an unfortunate accident involving a grouper, a pair of scissors and Gary Coleman's reanimated corpse made you forget everything from that day.

I wish for more Genies.

The Exchange

That 1990s poorly named Sesame Street movie? Done and done!

I wish my Summoner didn't die.


Granted: he didn't die. He was just sent to the ethereal plane instead.

I wish I owned a Castle.


Congratulations, my liege. You are the proud owner of a Castle of BEES!!!! I do hope the vicious bee queen doesn't mind, she always stings the new lord... Always... Stupid high school memories

I wish I had the Half-Dragon template applied to me.

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Your wish is granted! You are a half rust dragon. Automobiles and kitchen appliances disintegrate at your touch.

I wish for a British manor house, in perfect condition, with attendant lands, appropriate furnishings and artwork, a staff of household servants, and enough secure investments to pay for its upkeep.

Scarab Sages

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Congratulations, you have inherited an English estate from a distant uncle. However, the next day your land is name as the perfect sight for the new airport.

I wish the honey bees would stop dying.


Charlie Bell wrote:
Your wish is granted! You are a half rust dragon. Automobiles and kitchen appliances disintegrate at your touch.

From my understanding, all I need to do is sell my car, be paranoid about not touching it, and purchase gold-plated appliances. I think that works. Tis but a small price to pay when I have 60 ft fly speed... Wait crap!

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Granted, they become immortal. However, they don't stop growing... Also they are immune to EVERYTHING! They will never die!

I wish I had a bunch of movement/flyspeed enhancing items that stacked with each other.


Granted! You have a jetpack and a pair of rollerblades. Unfortunately, you only had enough fuel for a 5-second flight, which got you 75 feet in the air before the engine cut out.

I wish I had a spring in my stride and a song in my heart.


Granted, your legs are replaced with springs, and physical Music notes bursts from your heart like the chestbuster from Alien.

I wish the weather was better.

The Exchange

GRANTED!! The weather is now level 2.

I wish I had a top hat.

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Your wish is granted! You're Abraham Lincoln!

I wish people could muster some basic politeness on the forums.


Granted, but unfortunately the motley crew can only manage to stay civil for 23 seconds.

I wish I could sing a lot better.


You sound like Justin Beiber... Hey, you didn't say better for whom? Lots of girls sure will like it oh gosh, shudders everywhere.

I wish Haladir would remember what I previously wished for; falling 75 feet while having wings (yay half-rust dragon template.) isn't really that bad...


Granted! Time winds back...

Haladir REALLY wrote:
Granted! You get a jetpack and a pair of rollerblades. Unfortunately, both rust away immediately as soon as you touch them.

I wish I was at the beach right now.

The Exchange

The Artic Beaches are lovely this time of year [/bluff]

I wish the new ARG was given to me for my Birthday.


Your Army Rocket Grenade is on it's way.

I wish I could get 1 copy of each of the 2nd edition AD&D books ever published.


Granted. They even felt nice to put it all in a iron book with awesome pages. The problem is I was the delivery guy and I totally ruined them (half-rust dragon).

I wish I was a half-red dragon instead of a half-rust dragon.


Granted: your front half is Red Dragon, your back half is Fairie Dragon.
great big head, tiny little butt.

I wish my alarm had gone off on time this morning.

The Exchange

It was on time for whatever time it went off at, right? Self Fulfiling Prophesy.

I wish I could spell better in the English language.

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Your wish is granted! You're a computer...and not the sentient kind.

I wish I could take my whole gaming group to Paizocon.


Granted! Then they stick you with the $3765.18 bill, including all that champagne they ordered from room service.

I wish I was going to Paizocon.


Granted. You hop on a plane that is going to Redmond Washington, but it crashes on the way. Oh well. You were "going" to Paizocon when you died.

I wish that the Blazers won't have another epic fail of a draft today (Sam Bowie over Michale Jordan, Greg Oden over Kevin Durrant, Michael Webster over Chris Paul, etc...).

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