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Kajehase wrote:
I notice Seoni seems to be getting in over her head a lot on the Carrion Crown covers. Is she a bit reckless in your opinion?

Kinda. She thinks her fancy magic and cleavage can get her out of any situation. In my opinion, those talents are much better at getting her IN to situations.

Lantern Lodge

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
SLAaDOS wrote:
Would you like cake? There's some in the next room.

(sneaks into room, doesn't find cake)

Is this where I inform everyone that the cake is a lie?

It was birthday cake for me! And I ated it already!

Speaking of birthdays... When is yours?


So what was you favorite adventure?

What was you best moment during a adventure or just in town?

What is your relgion?

What is the average number of stabs you need to kill something?

Do you always stab to kill...or is just sometimes a warning or a non-verbal expression of disapproval?

Dark Archive

If you could go on a vacation anywhere on Golarion, where would you go?


Sara Marie wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
SLAaDOS wrote:
Would you like cake? There's some in the next room.

(sneaks into room, doesn't find cake)

Is this where I inform everyone that the cake is a lie?

It was birthday cake for me! And I ated it already!

Speaking of birthdays... When is yours?

Ummm... I'm not sure. I kinda grew up on the streets of Magnimar and Riddleport and Korvosa and other places. I don't really celebrate my birthday as a result, and no one ever gets me presents or cake, and so I don't get to have fun like that because no one knows when I was born least of all me.

But I don't care.

(sniffle)

Really, I don't.

(wipes away tear, glares at anyone who thinks they saw the tear)


John Kretzer wrote:

So what was you favorite adventure?

What was you best moment during a adventure or just in town?

What is your relgion?

What is the average number of stabs you need to kill something?

Do you always stab to kill...or is just sometimes a warning or a non-verbal expression of disapproval?

The one where all those goblins attacked and they made total fools of themselves and then I chased them back to their lair and helped them burn their own houses down.

Or the one where I helped the city guard roust the new thieve's guild, but then didn't tell them I'd found a secret door and so they closed the guild up and then I snuck back in and went in there and there was a big metal snake thing that I managed to kill and it had lots of treasure.

Or maybe the one where the werewolf town, or the mosquito cult, or the backwards-talking plant lady the big boobs who I think made a pass at Kyra but Kyra burnt her up before anything could come of it. Wait. No. That last one was one of the most frustrating adventures, not a favorite.

It's really hard to pick my favorite one, or the best moment, really. SO many options.

I worship Calistria, in any case. Cause that one has the most fun holy days and ceremonies. Trust me. They're really pretty delightful.

Average stabs? Hard to tell, since I usauly put in a few extra ones just to cool down.

Stabbing is for killing. Non-verbal expressions of disapproval are better applied by rolling eyes, scowls, or the middle finger. Done right, any one of those can incite a fight, and then the stabbing can start, and it's totally not my fault so don't you even THINK of trying to fine me or put me in jail. (rolls eyes, gives the finger)


Lord Gadigan wrote:
If you could go on a vacation anywhere on Golarion, where would you go?

Vyre. I've heard some pretty wild stories about that place.

Silver Crusade

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How much is that gem in your forehead worth?

Where did you get it put in? How much did it cost? Was magic put to use during the implantation?

Are you certain you didn't sustain any dain bramage from it?

Grand Lodge

Which is most fun:
a) Kyra
b) Stabbing
c) Treasure
d) Frog tongue whips
e) Stabbing Mikaze
?

Silver Crusade

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Which is most fun:

a) Kyra

Wait...wha...

looks upthread

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Operation "loosen up the cute cleric"

That picture on DA was canon?!

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

e) Stabbing Mikaze

You misspelled Alain. >:(

Dark Archive

Staff member James Jacob thinks you're hot. How do you feel about him?

Dark Archive

what would you rather face, a skeleton with rust abilities or a shogoth?

of your companions which looks best in a fez?


......?


Do you have a favourite type of knife? Could you see your self using any of these?

B@*!!~% dagger
Baselard
Bichawa
Cuchillo De Paracaidista
Cinquedea
Dirk (Scottish Gaelic: Biodag)
Facón
Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife
Gerber Mark II
Kalis
Kris
Main-gauche
Sgian Dubh
Stiletto

Edit:
The word Boll and ending in ock is a naughty word ???

Silver Crusade

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Which author should write your Pathfinder Chronicles?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

Ummm... I'm not sure. I kinda grew up on the streets of Magnimar and Riddleport and Korvosa and other places. I don't really celebrate my birthday as a result, and no one ever gets me presents or cake, and so I don't get to have fun like that because no one knows when I was born least of all me.

But I don't care.

(sniffle)

Really, I don't.

(wipes away tear, glares at anyone who thinks they saw the tear)

Happy birthday, Merisiel.


Drat...Andrew beat me to it...

*puts a birthday hat on anyway* oh and I got you a present but you won't be able to use it yet...I don't think *hands Merisiel an assassins dagger* Just don't touch the tip...unless you have a good fort save.

Dark Archive

what is the best prank you pulled on Valeros?


Mikaze wrote:

How much is that gem in your forehead worth?

Where did you get it put in? How much did it cost? Was magic put to use during the implantation?

Are you certain you didn't sustain any dain bramage from it?

Depends on what level I am.

It's stuck up there with elf glue.

Absolutely not. It tingles nice!


Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Which is most fun:

a) Kyra
b) Stabbing
c) Treasure
d) Frog tongue whips
e) Stabbing Mikaze
?

You pretty much got the list about right, actually.


joela wrote:
Staff member James Jacob thinks you're hot. How do you feel about him?

There's a James Jacobs on staff, but you asked about some guy without an "s" at the end of his name, so i'm not sure who you're actually talking about there.

And anyway, why would anyone think I'm NOT hot?


ulgulanoth wrote:

what would you rather face, a skeleton with rust abilities or a shogoth?

of your companions which looks best in a fez?

Skeleton, any day of the week. Shoggoths leave marks.

Harsk, for sure.


The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Do you have a favourite type of knife? Could you see your self using any of these?

B~+++$+ dagger
Baselard
Bichawa
Cuchillo De Paracaidista
Cinquedea
Dirk (Scottish Gaelic: Biodag)
Facón
Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife
Gerber Mark II
Kalis
Kris
Main-gauche
Sgian Dubh
Stiletto

Edit:
The word Boll and ending in ock is a naughty word ???

Those would all do the job quite well. But the lighter they are, the better.


DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:
Which author should write your Pathfinder Chronicles?

The best one, of course!


Andrew Crossett wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

Ummm... I'm not sure. I kinda grew up on the streets of Magnimar and Riddleport and Korvosa and other places. I don't really celebrate my birthday as a result, and no one ever gets me presents or cake, and so I don't get to have fun like that because no one knows when I was born least of all me.

But I don't care.

(sniffle)

Really, I don't.

(wipes away tear, glares at anyone who thinks they saw the tear)

Happy birthday, Merisiel.

DELICIOUS


Damar wrote:

Drat...Andrew beat me to it...

*puts a birthday hat on anyway* oh and I got you a present but you won't be able to use it yet...I don't think *hands Merisiel an assassins dagger* Just don't touch the tip...unless you have a good fort save.

OW! Damnit.


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ulgulanoth wrote:
what is the best prank you pulled on Valeros?

Probably the time when he thought I was inviting him into that mossy hollow tree for a roll in the moss and he went in there and there was a decapus in there making a Merisiel illusion and then I tricked Seoni into going in there to look for her skink and she caught Valeros and the decapus together.

I'm still laughing about that one. Hee hee hee...

The Exchange

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Beckett wrote:

How's Kyra these days?

Still kinda a stick in the mud, but she's getting better at it. Slowly. Operation "loosen up the cute cleric" continues into its fourth year, in other words.

Raises eyebrow

And it will continue for a fifth year, Miss "First-through-the-door-first-yelling-for-healing".

Dark Archive

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The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Do you have a favourite type of knife? Could you see your self using any of these?

B!$~%$$ dagger
Baselard
Bichawa
Cuchillo De Paracaidista
Cinquedea
Dirk (Scottish Gaelic: Biodag)
Facón
Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife
Gerber Mark II
Kalis
Kris
Main-gauche
Sgian Dubh
Stiletto

Edit:
The word Boll and ending in ock is a naughty word ???

It is a British slang term for the male genetalia. It is generally used in the same way that male cattle effluence is used in the US


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Kyra Sief al Kiraan wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Beckett wrote:

How's Kyra these days?

Still kinda a stick in the mud, but she's getting better at it. Slowly. Operation "loosen up the cute cleric" continues into its fourth year, in other words.

Raises eyebrow

And it will continue for a fifth year, Miss "First-through-the-door-first-yelling-for-healing".

Best part about Kyra's healing magic? They're touch spells, and she's too kind-hearted to NOT heal someone who's actually hurt.

Aw, yeah.

The Exchange

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

Best part about Kyra's healing magic? They're touch spells, and she's too kind-hearted to NOT heal someone who's actually hurt.

Aw, yeah.

facepalm

And here I thought only Valeros did that....

Dark Archive

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:


And anyway, why would anyone think I'm NOT hot?

Well, there are those ears. Bit too much to bite. And your eyes. Uh, bit dark?

Are you an official member of the Pathfinder Society? Or just help out (i.e., help yourself to their coffers)?


If you could spend one night alone with any of your companions who would it be and what would you do?

The Exchange

mathpro18 wrote:
If you could spend one night alone with any of your companions who would it be and what would you do?

By the Light of the Dawn, people, STOP encouraging her! I have enough problems keeping Valeros in line...


I would like to ask about the outcome of the situation depicted in this well-known illustration.

What happened to the nasty-looking assassin guy behind the pillar?

Also, do you fight better:

a) with all of the bits of clothing and buckles and belts and sheaths and knives and stuff you're wearing in most of your pictures, or

b) au naturel and dripping wet, like in this one.

Also, have you met Ed Greenwood? He has a fondness for girls like you. Ask him to introduce you to Storm Silverhand sometime.

(Sorry, Kyra.)


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
And anyway, why would anyone think I'm NOT hot?

Because you've just stabbed them?

What is your favourite part of Golarion?

Is Seoni worried that Feiya will take her place as no.1 leg-flashing cover-girl?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
Isn't the elf supposed to be answering not the dinosaur?
You were hallucinating.

Nice Try Merisiel. No hallucinations here or there.

Seriously though, can anyone go back and change the alias of a post or is it just because you're staff?

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe you drank a cursed potion or something? Happens to the best of us. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Maybe you have rabies? I hear that makes you see strange things too.

Nope. Immune. What's your next "explanation"?


Does Merisiel lie? If so how often?

Dark Archive

How did you get out of your rulership duties in the Stolen Lands? Last I saw, you were making Seelah and Lem absolutely miserable and yourself quite comfy.


joela wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:


And anyway, why would anyone think I'm NOT hot?

Well, there are those ears. Bit too much to bite. And your eyes. Uh, bit dark?

Are you an official member of the Pathfinder Society? Or just help out (i.e., help yourself to their coffers)?

I couldn't care less about those silly Pathfinders. OR your opinions about me, since you're obviously completely deluded and wrong and maybe even blind. Maybe eyeless? Like a cave fish?


mathpro18 wrote:
If you could spend one night alone with any of your companions who would it be and what would you do?

Kyra obviously knows the answer! It's not something these silly boards would let me type out, in any case.


Kyra Sief al Kiraan wrote:
mathpro18 wrote:
If you could spend one night alone with any of your companions who would it be and what would you do?

By the Light of the Dawn, people, STOP encouraging her! I have enough problems keeping Valeros in line...

Kissy kissy!


Andrew Crossett wrote:

I would like to ask about the outcome of the situation depicted in this well-known illustration.

What happened to the nasty-looking assassin guy behind the pillar?

Also, do you fight better:

a) with all of the bits of clothing and buckles and belts and sheaths and knives and stuff you're wearing in most of your pictures, or

b) au naturel and dripping wet, like in this one.

Also, have you met Ed Greenwood? He has a fondness for girls like you. Ask him to introduce you to Storm Silverhand sometime.

(Sorry, Kyra.)

There's an assassin? DAMNIT! I coulda been stabbing!

I fight better with armor on and with weapons in my hands and strapped to wherever I can fit straps. Naked and wet is a good way to get beat up. And better for things other than fighting anyway.

Haven't met this Ed character... should I be flattered or frightened?


Kajehase wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
And anyway, why would anyone think I'm NOT hot?

Because you've just stabbed them?

What is your favourite part of Golarion?

Is Seoni worried that Feiya will take her place as no.1 leg-flashing cover-girl?

Varisia's my favorite part of Golarion. Just the right combo of wilderness and city, of mayhem and relaxation, of beauty and not so beauty.

Seoni's a weird case. She dresses like a tart, but she doesn't really seem to care about what folks think of her. She certainly doesn't seem to be jealous of Feiya or the others. It's almost like she doesn't realize how sexy she is, which is, in and of itself, pretty sexy.


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The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
Nope. Immune. What's your next "explanation"?

Pink eye, obviously.


Mikhaila Burnett wrote:
How did you get out of your rulership duties in the Stolen Lands? Last I saw, you were making Seelah and Lem absolutely miserable and yourself quite comfy.

The rest of them were too busy squabbling over the details. I just took what I saw the others ignoring. Sometimes (usually) acting first and thinking later gets you the good stuff.

Dark Archive

next time your companions are asleep could you put a fez on each of them and take a picture?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
Nope. Immune. What's your next "explanation"?
Pink eye, obviously.

Pink eye would let you mistake a fair elf for green growling dinosaur? Absolutely not.

Oh, and that's the disintegration vision charging.

Liberty's Edge

The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
Nope. Immune. What's your next "explanation"?
Pink eye, obviously.

Pink eye would let you mistake a fair elf for green growling dinosaur? Absolutely not.

Oh, and that's the disintegration vision charging.

I had pink eye once. I looked like a freakin' Sith Lord. It was awesome! You know, except for the pain part.

Dark Archive

are Lem's jokes any good?

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