But let's have a completely non-naked question.
Of the places you've been, where should one go for the best theatre-plays and players?
Do any of the iconics get seasick?
I'd suggest that you asking questions is against the rules of the thread, but a) you're a rogue, so that's okay; and b) I'm a (naked) boat - what do I know?How about safe nudity?Safe nudity is boring. But can be fun I guess.
Why are there always so many questions about nakedness here, though! I think I know the answer... but do YOU?
You would hopefully know how to not sink, how to avoid hidden reefs, and how to collect nasty-smelling bilge water. For starters!
But let's have a completely non-naked question.
Of the places you've been, where should one go for the best theatre-plays and players?
Kintargo. No contest.
Do any of the iconics get seasick?
Yup. Harsk, in particular.
have you ever met any monarch? if so who?
Yup! I've met Queen Illeosa, Queen Abrogail, and White Estrid. And a few others... although they probably don't REALIZE that we've met, and I'd like to keep it that way.
Having grown up in a human city and not an elven community, what is your opinion of those elves who did grow up in elven communities? Of elven culture as a whole?
Have you ever fought a werewolf? There's a discussion about how many nipples a female werewolf has and I was wondering if you'd gotten a chance to see for yourself...
What would you do if you ran into a Minotaur Bard?Find a different campaign run by a GM who wasn't silly.
You can't imagine a Minotaur Bard? Are you a specieist or something?!
Also, what are your personal experiences with drow? And have you heard those silly rumours about some goodie-two-shoes drow ranger?
Lastly, what's your opinion on Nex and Geb? (The nations, not the mages)
Merisiel, have you ever met Laori Vaus?
Given the fact that she is pretty hot (she's an elf, after all), would you like to bed her... or are her Kuthite preferences a tad off your liking?
Why are there always so many questions about nakedness here, though! I think I know the answer... but do YOU?
I don't know the answear....can you answear it for me?
Having grown up in a human city and not an elven community, what is your opinion of those elves who did grow up in elven communities? Of elven culture as a whole?
I'm not jealous of those elves at all. NOT ONE BIT. (wipes tear from eye, glares at anyone who saw)
Have you ever fought a werewolf? There's a discussion about how many nipples a female werewolf has and I was wondering if you'd gotten a chance to see for yourself...
Six!
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What would you do if you ran into a Minotaur Bard?Find a different campaign run by a GM who wasn't silly.You can't imagine a Minotaur Bard? Are you a specieist or something?!
Also, what are your personal experiences with drow? And have you heard those silly rumours about some goodie-two-shoes drow ranger?
Lastly, what's your opinion on Nex and Geb? (The nations, not the mages)
Minotaurs are monsters that live in mazes and eat people who get lost in them. A bard is a charismatic entertainer who can wander around in a city without being attacked by guards because he's trying to rule a mazelike mess of alleyways and eating people. I'm not a specieist... just pointing out that minotaurs aren't all that capable of being entertaining.
Drow! They're bad news. They frighten me. A goodie-two-shoes drow ranger seems even more ridiculous than a minotaur bard!
Nex and Geb? Never been there, but they sound icky.
Merisiel, have you ever met Laori Vaus?
Given the fact that she is pretty hot (she's an elf, after all), would you like to bed her... or are her Kuthite preferences a tad off your liking?
I've never met her. I try not to sleep with people I've never met these days. That's a good way to get in trouble. Trust me.
I don't know the answear....can you answear it for me?
Why are there always so many questions about nakedness here, though! I think I know the answer... but do YOU?
Is it because the internets are full of porn?
I've never met her. I try not to sleep with people I've never met these days. That's a good way to get in trouble. Trust me.Merisiel, have you ever met Laori Vaus?
Given the fact that she is pretty hot (she's an elf, after all), would you like to bed her... or are her Kuthite preferences a tad off your liking?
Are you a lesbian? Nothing wrong about being one, I'm just curious now that the subject of sleeping with women got brought up.
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Are you a lesbian? Nothing wrong about being one, I'm just curious now that the subject of sleeping with women got brought up.I've never met her. I try not to sleep with people I've never met these days. That's a good way to get in trouble. Trust me.Merisiel, have you ever met Laori Vaus?
Given the fact that she is pretty hot (she's an elf, after all), would you like to bed her... or are her Kuthite preferences a tad off your liking?
HA! I'm kinda surprised that it's taken this long for someone to come right out and just ask!
The question got brought up, I suspect, since some folks may have interpreted some of my posts about how dreamy Kyra is and how sexy her accent is and all that that I'm into women.
Which is true. Except when I'm into men, of course. Well, I guess it's still true then.
(AKA: Bisexual! Like all patriotic elves should be!)
Are you a lesbian? Nothing wrong about being one, I'm just curious now that the subject of sleeping with women got brought up.I've never met her. I try not to sleep with people I've never met these days. That's a good way to get in trouble. Trust me.Merisiel, have you ever met Laori Vaus?
Given the fact that she is pretty hot (she's an elf, after all), would you like to bed her... or are her Kuthite preferences a tad off your liking?
HA! I'm kinda surprised that it's taken this long for someone to come right out and just ask!
The question got brought up, I suspect, since some folks may have interpreted some of my posts about how dreamy Kyra is and how sexy her accent is and all that that I'm into women.
Which is true. Except when I'm into men, of course. Well, I guess it's still true then.
(AKA: Bisexual! Like all patriotic elves should be!)
Do any of your adventuring companions have a chance of hooking up with you?
Huh. I really didn't expect one of these threads to be where an iconic's orientation "went official".
...Or was the claim of bisexuality in accordance with previous statements of "everyone's bi until further notice"?
A little bit of both, honestly.
But folks have been pestering me so long about it in various veiled ways that I figured I might as well just put the whispers to rest.
Do any of your adventuring companions have a chance of hooking up with you?
Some of them, yes. Some of them HAVE. Which ones? I'm not gonna say.
Do you like Calamari?
What's your opinion on followers of Cayden Cailean? Or have Valeros' jackass moments kinda spoilt their image for you?
Aww... he's not THAT bad! He's actually kinda cute! (And yes, I'm speaking about Cayden AND Valeros!)
Do you like Calamari?
Nope... it is a bit TOO tentacly.
have you ever met any monarch? if so who?Yup! I've met Queen Illeosa, Queen Abrogail, and White Estrid.
Ah... redhead, brunette, and blonde, the trifecta of sexy but dangerous queens.
Which of the three did you like the most, and which did you like the least? (Don't worry, this won't get back to them... I don't think any of them have Internet access.)
You mentioned that Kyra has a sexy voice. Can you give us an idea what it sounds like, for those of us who don't know any Qadirans personally?
Do you think Kyra is uncomfortable about you being so obviously interested in her sexually even though she's not into girls? She doesn't act like she is. Does this encourage you?
Also, what's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
What about calamari rings? Crumbed, fried and just made from that hood over their body?
All that's left then is the chewy stuff... which is also gross. It's a texture thing.
What about calamari rings? Crumbed, fried and just made from that hood over their body?All that's left then is the chewy stuff... which is also gross. It's a texture thing.
O_O. How did you turn into a dinosaur?
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Which of the three did you like the most, and which did you like the least? (Don't worry, this won't get back to them... I don't think any of them have Internet access.)
White Estrid seemed to be the one least likely to cause me trouble. And while Abrogail's cute... she's kind of a (CENSORED). Also, a jerk.
You mentioned that Kyra has a sexy voice. Can you give us an idea what it sounds like, for those of us who don't know any Qadirans personally?
Nope; it doesn't translate well into text.
Do you think Kyra is uncomfortable about you being so obviously interested in her sexually even though she's not into girls? She doesn't act like she is. Does this encourage you?
Probably, and yup.
Also, what's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
A +5 speed defending lawflul outsider bane rapier.
O_O. How did you turn into a dinosaur?What about calamari rings? Crumbed, fried and just made from that hood over their body?All that's left then is the chewy stuff... which is also gross. It's a texture thing.
Not sure... that seems to be a mental illness that strikes people who watch this thread too closely and can't wait to see what I have to say, though...
At least I don't turn into a bat. That'd be nasty.
so if someone polymorphed you into a bat, that would be the worst thing that could ever happen to you?
I'll go get Ezren.
O_O. How did you turn into a dinosaur?What about calamari rings? Crumbed, fried and just made from that hood over their body?All that's left then is the chewy stuff... which is also gross. It's a texture thing.Not sure... that seems to be a mental illness that strikes people who watch this thread too closely and can't wait to see what I have to say, though...
At least I don't turn into a bat. That'd be nasty.
I dunno... you have been filling up quite a bit lately.
so if someone polymorphed you into a bat, that would be the worst thing that could ever happen to you?
That'd certainly be nasty, but it would solve my worries about a bat getting stuck in my hair, so it's sort of a wash.
Why not just tie your hair back or put it into a braid?so if someone polymorphed you into a bat, that would be the worst thing that could ever happen to you?That'd certainly be nasty, but it would solve my worries about a bat getting stuck in my hair, so it's sort of a wash.
I'm not gonna add to my schedule just because of the threat of bats. And they'd find a way in there anyway!
HA! I'm kinda surprised that it's taken this long for someone to come right out and just ask!
Huh? I thought that fact about you was prety obvious...
Do you like having remove disease cast upon you more than healing spells because you are no longer sick and it is a touch spell?
What do you like better titan Mauler (Barbarian), or Two-Weapon Warrior (fighter)? Also I think a dual-weilding Barbarian would be an awesome archetype.
Could you weild 2 Taiahah because their double sided but also one handed.
Neither are rogue archetypes so I don't really care about either.
talking into polymorph, what would you like to be polymorphed into?
I'm perfect as it is! Any polymorph effect would be a disadvantage to me. Although being polymorphed into Seelah would certainly give me some fun options for mayhem...
HA! I'm kinda surprised that it's taken this long for someone to come right out and just ask!Huh? I thought that fact about you was prety obvious...
Same here.
Do you like having remove disease cast upon you more than healing spells because you are no longer sick and it is a touch spell?
Any spell that makes me feel better than I did before it was cast on me is always welcome.
have any of the iconics ever tired to make out with something they should probably kill instead? like vampires?
Ummmm. No. Never. Ever. Nope. Never. NEXT QUESTION.