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>>Ask Merisiel Sillvari ALL your questions here<<


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Studpuffin wrote:

Hmmm, got any herring? This one is red.

*shows off red herring*

That came out of a red tide, didn't it? It's POISON. POISONED BY THE EVIL PRINCE OF CRAGGY ROCK!

(runs off to solve the mystery of Craggy Rock, completely forgetting about the task at hand)

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2 people marked this as a favorite.

Man, Fraggle Rock really went down hill once the Evil Prince installed himself as dictator and renamed the country.


HalfOrcHeavyMetal wrote:

Since you're an Iconic, I'd like to ask your views on the races.

How do you feel, in general, about:

Dwarves
Elves
Gnomes
Half-Elves
Half-Orcs
Halflings
Humans

Only if you've got time and you don't think the randy fire-proof Trolls won't jump on the subject. I still limp from the last time that happened.

Dwarves = loud and smelly and way too hairy

Elves = SEXY and COOL
Gnomes = fun and lively, great for making stodgy dwarves uncomfortable
Half-Elves = Poor things!
Halflings = energetic! Funny! Friendly! Also have lots of good sneaky tips
Half-orcs = They have it worse then half elves cause they'e ugly
Humans = all over the place. VERY hard to stereotype. Can be super sexy and intriguing, especially when they worship Sarenrae and wear so much armor that you can't make out the details but just barely. Can also be shrill and more annoying than the most annoying dwarf, especially when they're old and bearded and only realized that they want to be an adventurer when they're already old and fuddy - duddy.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:


Nope. Would he be interested in joining MY harem, though?

He's got eternal youth if you're wondering about age. To more important matters:

You have a harem? Did you finally convince Kyra? Any others?


If Studpuffin becomes Merisiel's pet how long before a dinosaur attacks him?


Imagine you are in full adventuring gear like in your iconic picture, with all the straps and buckles and belts and sexy leather. How long does it take you to get out of all of that in the following circumstances:

a) You've been sweating for a week on a hot summer adventure and you spot a nice cool swimming hole, with a waterfall and everything, and there's nothing nearby in need of stabbing;

b) It's about 30 minutes since you filled your belly with spicy tacos, and your healthy metabolism must take its course... like, right now;

c) You just came through a dungeon and Kyra tells you she needs to do a head-to-toe check for rot grubs;

d) Someone informs you they saw a ghost bat slither into your gear somewhere.


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Continue to ask you about your views on the non-standard races...

Aasimar?
Drow?
Duergar?
Goblin?
Hobgoblin?
Kobold?
orc?
Svirfneblin?
Tengu?
Tiefling?
Dhampir?
Fletchling?
Grippli?
Ifrit?
Oread?
Sylph?
Undines?
Changlings?

Also a couple of other questions...

Would you ever get married? If so who would your ideal be?

What is your favorite Calistria holiday?

What is the worsst thing you ever woke up next to after a long night of drinking? What was the best thing you woke up next after a long night of drinking?

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Did you know bats can't catch you when you're on fire?


Dude. That's as old as "lick my frost brand sword. It tastes like chocolate."

Dark Archive

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Is Feiya really creepy and disturbing to hang around?

Dark Archive

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If you could have any one artifact, what would it be and why?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:


Half-Elves = Poor things!

Aye, but a lot o' Half-Elves be havin' th' nicest muscle definitions.....jus' sayin'....>_>

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:


Humans = all over the place. VERY hard to stereotype. Can be super sexy and intriguing, especially when they worship Sarenrae and wear so much armor that you can't make out the details but just barely. Can also be shrill and more annoying than the most annoying dwarf, especially when they're old and bearded and only realised that they want to be an adventurer when they're already old and fuddy - duddy.

Agin'...thay's some rilly nice muscle tones on some......Jus' sayin'.......>_>

*Goes back to thinking about level of 'cute' to develop*


Given your preference for wine, do you have a favourite vintner, or doesn't it matter as long as it's made from fermented grapes?

What's the neatest magic item you've had that couldn't be used to stab someone with?

How do you feel about hellknights?

Have you ever met Shensen?


merisiel, how would you like to have a cute female Minkan godling in your harem?

i can make you stabbier.

i can make you sneakier.

i can make you smarter.

i look cute wearing a cat collar

and i am quite the perfect tian snuggle buddy on a cold winter night.

the most stabbity loli in the entire minkai empire, as part of your harem.

i can even keep Ezren off your back.

and i can help you loosen up Kyra.


The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:


Nope. Would he be interested in joining MY harem, though?

He's got eternal youth if you're wondering about age. To more important matters:

You have a harem? Did you finally convince Kyra? Any others?

I do not yet have a harem, actually. I move around too much and I hate paying property taxes, so I'll probably NEVER have one.


The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
If Studpuffin becomes Merisiel's pet how long before a dinosaur attacks him?

NEVER! I'd keep him safe and feed him crackers! It'd be step one of "BECOME A BADASS PIRATE!"


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Edit: nothing to see here in this message. move along, move along.


Andrew Crossett wrote:

Imagine you are in full adventuring gear like in your iconic picture, with all the straps and buckles and belts and sexy leather. How long does it take you to get out of all of that in the following circumstances:

a) You've been sweating for a week on a hot summer adventure and you spot a nice cool swimming hole, with a waterfall and everything, and there's nothing nearby in need of stabbing;

b) It's about 30 minutes since you filled your belly with spicy tacos, and your healthy metabolism must take its course... like, right now;

c) You just came through a dungeon and Kyra tells you she needs to do a head-to-toe check for rot grubs;

d) Someone informs you they saw a ghost bat slither into your gear somewhere.

a) 1 minute.

b) 1 minute, unless I can get some help, in which case half a minute.
c) 1 minute. Damn.
d) Trick Question. I would have doubtless fainted from fright and wouldn't be able to take ANY action.


Rathendar wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
If Studpuffin becomes Merisiel's pet how long before a dinosaur attacks him?
NEVER! I'd keep him safe and feed him crackers! It'd be step one of "BECOME A BADASS PIRATE!"
pssst, i'm hallucinating a trex instead of an elf lady in leather.

Stop eating those fizzy mushrooms then! Or alternatively, stop hitting refresh so often on this thread to check if I've posted every 3 seconds?


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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Rathendar wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:
If Studpuffin becomes Merisiel's pet how long before a dinosaur attacks him?
NEVER! I'd keep him safe and feed him crackers! It'd be step one of "BECOME A BADASS PIRATE!"
pssst, i'm hallucinating a trex instead of an elf lady in leather.
Stop eating those fizzy mushrooms then! Or alternatively, stop hitting refresh so often on this thread to check if I've posted every 3 seconds?

omg, i was being helpful!

i'm not OCD with the refresh page!


John Kretzer wrote:

Continue to ask you about your views on the non-standard races...

Aasimar?
Drow?
Duergar?
Goblin?
Hobgoblin?
Kobold?
orc?
Svirfneblin?
Tengu?
Tiefling?
Dhampir?
Fletchling?
Grippli?
Ifrit?
Oread?
Sylph?
Undines?
Changlings?

Also a couple of other questions...

Would you ever get married? If so who would your ideal be?

What is your favorite Calistria holiday?

What is the worsst thing you ever woke up next to after a long night of drinking? What was the best thing you woke up next after a long night of drinking?

Aasimar, sylph, undine = sexy but kinda intimidating.

Drow, tiefling, dhampir, changeling = creepy, but in a sexy way.
Duergar, goblin, hobgoblin, kobold, orc, fetchling,
Svirfneblin, ifrit = funny smelling and kinda creepy.
Tengu = AWESOME!!!
Grippli = Cuteies!!!
Oread = kinda boring

Nope; getting married is a trap.

All of them.

Those sound like Valeros questions.


Mikaze wrote:
Did you know bats can't catch you when you're on fire?

(narrows eyes)

That ALSO sounds like a trick.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Is Feiya really creepy and disturbing to hang around?

Not at all! She's actually REALLY funny and actually pretty nice and really puts up with a lot of guff. She also has cool stockings. And a neat hat. And her pet fox is fun to play with.


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Lord Gadigan wrote:
If you could have any one artifact, what would it be and why?

OOH! OOH!!! Deck of many things!!!!!


"Suny" wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:


Half-Elves = Poor things!

Aye, but a lot o' Half-Elves be havin' th' nicest muscle definitions.....jus' sayin'....>_>

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:


Humans = all over the place. VERY hard to stereotype. Can be super sexy and intriguing, especially when they worship Sarenrae and wear so much armor that you can't make out the details but just barely. Can also be shrill and more annoying than the most annoying dwarf, especially when they're old and bearded and only realised that they want to be an adventurer when they're already old and fuddy - duddy.

Agin'...thay's some rilly nice muscle tones on some......Jus' sayin'.......>_>

*Goes back to thinking about level of 'cute' to develop*

Muscles are kinda gross though.


Kajehase wrote:

Given your preference for wine, do you have a favourite vintner, or doesn't it matter as long as it's made from fermented grapes?

What's the neatest magic item you've had that couldn't be used to stab someone with?

How do you feel about hellknights?

Have you ever met Shensen?

I do, but I'm not gonna list them here because they don't make enough of it to go around.

Rod of wonder. Hee hee hee.

Stuffy suits of clanky armor. Not a fan.

She's AWESOME! I hang out with her whenever I stop by in Kintargo.


Shuriken Nekogami wrote:

merisiel, how would you like to have a cute female Minkan godling in your harem?

As established... I don't actually have a harem. They actually get boring real quick.


Rathendar wrote:

omg, i was being helpful!

i'm not OCD with the refresh page!

Mmm hmm. (writes notes in her journal about Rathendar)

Yup.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
She's AWESOME! I hang out with her whenever I stop by in Kintargo.

And I'm sure that's not at all because of the free room and board and free tickets into all the fancy clubs. And hey... you still owe me for that thing that happened at the Jittery Kelpie! PAY UP!

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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Mikaze wrote:
Did you know bats can't catch you when you're on fire?

(narrows eyes)

That ALSO sounds like a trick.

Did you know that multiple second-degree burns may require prolonged medical and magical aid, like that provided by a cleric?


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Shensen wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
She's AWESOME! I hang out with her whenever I stop by in Kintargo.
And I'm sure that's not at all because of the free room and board and free tickets into all the fancy clubs. And hey... you still owe me for that thing that happened at the Jittery Kelpie! PAY UP!

So what happened at the Jittery Kelpie?


Have you ever met the awesome, epic Shalelu? If so, what's your thoughts on her?

Dark Archive

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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Kajehase wrote:

Given your preference for wine, do you have a favourite vintner, or doesn't it matter as long as it's made from fermented grapes?

What's the neatest magic item you've had that couldn't be used to stab someone with?

How do you feel about hellknights?

Have you ever met Shensen?

I do, but I'm not gonna list them here because they don't make enough of it to go around.

Rod of wonder. Hee hee hee.

Stuffy suits of clanky armor. Not a fan.

She's AWESOME! I hang out with her whenever I stop by in Kintargo.

Wait -your not supposed to be using the Rod of Wonder for stabbing?

But it's so much fun to press the button after you've stuck it through someone's midrift!!!


I have another question, on the question of your own race. I am assuming you were not able to have contact with other, more traditionally minded Elves during your childhood, given that your entry on PathfinderWiki seems to suggest you spent your early life on the street, how do other members of your race react to you, and how do you feel about Elves from other nations/walks of life?

Any people who had a large influence on the childhood you? Are they still breathing, or Un-breathing? (have to cover all bases, this is Golarion, after all!)


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Muscles are kinda gross though.

Aye, well th' big Orc-y over fluffed type ones yah, but some nice tanned, toned lines....

*thoughts drift off...*

Um...*cough* yeh, some folk's has nice tone-in'.

Hey! Merisiel seems a right nice enough type o' Elf t' me.


"Suny" wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Muscles are kinda gross though.

Aye, well th' big Orc-y over fluffed type ones yah, but some nice tanned, toned lines....

*thoughts drift off...*

Um...*cough* yeh, some folk's has nice tone-in'.

Hey! Merisiel seems a right nice enough type o' Elf t' me.

*taps Suny on the shoulder* ~Ahem~ .... you were saying something about me being 'fluffy'?


HalfOrcHeavyMetal wrote:
*taps Suny on the shoulder* ~Ahem~ .... you were saying something about me being 'fluffy'?

*Looks up innocently at "HalfOrcHeavyMetal"*

Oh? In't 'fluffy' th' right word, then?


And how is our fine Rogue doing on this fine Starday? Any great plans for today? If you want the help I'm free to help you "loosen up" Kyra .

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how much time have you had to play with those things called guns? aren't they fun?

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Why did I eat pancakes with nachos last night after gaming? That's rhetorical, you don't have to answer. I only have to answer to myself.

X_X

Dark Archive Star Voter 2013

shoots Studpuffin with handgun


*claps hands over ears*

Geeze, them things is loud!

*coughs and waves hand about*

And kind'a stinky, t'boot!

I dun't see a sneaky, stealthy, svelte-y type o' character ever wantin' t' use somat like that...unless'n fer a distraction, m'ybe?

Liberty's Edge

Bullets, my only weakness!

Dark Archive Star Voter 2013

its not that loud...

wait he's still alive

shoots the puffin a few more times

Liberty's Edge

"Suny" wrote:

*claps hands over ears*

Geeze, them things is loud!

*coughs and waves hand about*

And kind'a stinky, t'boot!

I dun't see a sneaky, stealthy, svelte-y type o' character ever wantin' t' use somat like that...unless'n fer a distraction, m'ybe?

hands "Suny" a glock and a silencer

Much more fun than those darned sea monkeys!

Liberty's Edge

ulgulanoth wrote:

its not that loud...

wait he's still alive

shoots the puffin a few more times

Stop it, that tickles!

Dark Archive Star Voter 2013

we just whant to make you laugh


*Ogles Ulgulanoth*

Whut? Ye live in'a thunderstorm? Mayhap ye've got too much hat over yer ears? That were LOUD.

*Moves away from the loud....person in the hat*

Hee hee! Sea Monkeys is so cute! Rilly tiny, though. but soooo worth it fer th' teeny, tiny fez's on some of 'em. (^_^)

*Looks at the metal 'thing' in her hands.*

So, whut's it s'posed t' do? There's nuthin' sharp, nor pointy, about it?

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"Suny" wrote:

*Ogles Ulgulanoth*

Whut? Ye live in'a thunderstorm? Mayhap ye've got too much hat over yer ears? That were LOUD.

*Moves away from the loud....person in the hat*

Hee hee! Sea Monkeys is so cute! Rilly tiny, though. but soooo worth it fer th' teeny, tiny fez's on some of 'em. (^_^)

*Looks at the metal 'thing' in her hands.*

So, whut's it s'posed t' do? There's nuthin' sharp, nor pointy, about it?

You could throw it. I bet that'd hurt. I don't know what those mammals do to it to make it so angry that it yells.


Mikaze wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Mikaze wrote:
Did you know bats can't catch you when you're on fire?

(narrows eyes)

That ALSO sounds like a trick.

Did you know that multiple second-degree burns may require prolonged medical and magical aid, like that provided by a cleric?

There are PLENTY of less painful ways to get a cleric's attention.

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