Have you seen Daji or any of the other familiars among the Iconics prove this poster as true?

Familiar Intelligence

How do you plan on celebrating Ascension Day ?

Same way I celebrate most holidays. Drinking, carousing, mischief, skullduggery, stabbing, sex, and repetition.

Have you seen Daji or any of the other familiars among the Iconics prove this poster as true?

Familiar Intelligence

Yes.

ibayboy wrote:

How do you plan on celebrating Ascension Day ?

Same way I celebrate most holidays. Drinking, carousing, mischief, skullduggery, stabbing, sex, and repetition.

Can I help with the carousing, mischief, and skullduggery?

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

ibayboy wrote:

How do you plan on celebrating Ascension Day ?

Same way I celebrate most holidays. Drinking, carousing, mischief, skullduggery, stabbing, sex, and repetition.

Can I help with the carousing, mischief, and skullduggery?

If you're helping... you're helping with ALL of it.

Lem doesn't seem like much the stabby type...

Your biography in the NPC Codex says you fell in love five times in Kintargo, but only one of those relationships continues today. Who is the lucky girl/guy/both/neither?

Your biography in the NPC Codex says you fell in love five times in Kintargo, but only one of those relationships continues today. Who is the lucky girl/guy/both/neither?

I'm not gonna say at this point. I promised her I'd be quiet about it. And since, looking back on things, that relationship's maybe the only thing I've actually done right... I'm not gonna risk messing it up.

Any advice on stabbing ?

Lem doesn't seem like much the stabby type...

Strap him into a Picklehaub, pick him up by the ankles, and voila!

Any advice on stabbing ?

Yeah. Do it fast and when they're not expecting it.

Have you fought any dragons?

Have you fought any dragons?

Yup.

What's the best hard alcohol in Golarion? How about Ale?

ulgulanoth wrote:

Have you fought any dragons?

Yup.

Did you survive? :P

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

Have you fought any dragons?

Yup.

Did you survive? :P

Obviously! Since I'm bragging about it.

What's the best hard alcohol in Golarion? How about Ale?

My current favorite hard alcohol is Sargavan Rum. Deeeelicious!

My current favorite ale is the raspberry ale they brew in Sandpoint. They just got a contact with a few taverns in Kintargo (thanks to me!) so hopefully we'll see the stuff spread further!

What would you and the other iconics do if a giant undead planet sized undead monster loomed above Golarion and you knew it planned to destroy it?

What would you and the other iconics do if a giant undead planet sized undead monster loomed above Golarion and you knew it planned to destroy it?

Get mythic and then jump up onto that bad planet and sneak attack the hell out of it. I'd go for its most shameful continental plate, personally. Or maybe lance a volcano. Volcanos are a planet's pimples, after all.

I'd suggest staging a musical and defeating it through the power of song. You could have the opening bit in the third act.

have you ever used a catapult to fly over a castle wall???

and was it fun?

have you ever used a catapult to fly over a castle wall???

and was it fun?

No. I've seen folks try it, and it's one of those things that, in real life, is MUCH more uncomfortable, awkward, painful, and disappointing than it is in fiction.

I would put riding in a kangaroo's pouch on that list as well.

I would put riding in a kangaroo's pouch on that list as well.

(O_o)

And here I was thinking Merisiel was a 'Medium' sized creature....Or else she found a realm of Giant Fauna to ride on...*Ponders*

Maybe it was a Dire Kangaroo?

whch one of the pathfinder iconics would be most likely to fall to the Dreaded Stewie Griffen, Lem or alain?

whch one of the pathfinder iconics would be most likely to fall to the Dreaded Stewie Griffen, Lem or alain?

Here's hoping it's Alain.

I am not amused.

I am not amused.

Hee! I am, though!

I am not amused.

Look on the bright side - for once you something you said was amusing according to Meri.

Wait, Lem's a halfling? I coulda sworn that dude was a gnome. *shrugs*

Does this hair look green, blue, or purple to you?

I thought "the bleaching" was something that gnomes do; that's not a hair treatment?

not only is Lem a halfling, he's the only halfling iconic! and i think Merisiel is the only elf iconic...

Wait, Lem's a halfling? I coulda sworn that dude was a gnome. *shrugs*

I think you may be confusing Lem with this guy, who is a gnome from a similar-but-not-the-same alternate universe. I think that guy's name was "Gimble."

Yep. One of two iconic bards for 3.5, along with Devlin, who was either human or half-elf, hard to tell.

Should probably cease derailing the thread before Merisiel gets back though... *flees before Merisiel can show him her stabs*

Lord Dice wrote:

Wait, Lem's a halfling? I coulda sworn that dude was a gnome. *shrugs*

I think you may be confusing Lem with this guy, who is a gnome from a similar-but-not-the-same alternate universe. I think that guy's name was "Gimble."

I think you may be taking a joke seriously, and providing an answer I was well aware of, but no harm, no foul.

Haladir wrote:

Lord Dice wrote:

Wait, Lem's a halfling? I coulda sworn that dude was a gnome. *shrugs*

I think you may be confusing Lem with this guy, who is a gnome from a similar-but-not-the-same alternate universe. I think that guy's name was "Gimble."

I think you may be taking a joke seriously, and providing an answer I was well aware of, but no harm, no foul.

Man, in the past two weeks, I took two joke posts as serious and two serious posts as jokes...

It never ceases to amaze me that humor can be so hard to express and tougher to interpret on the boards. So many flame-wars have been started by badly-received jokes... And I've been on messageboards since USENET in the '80s.

Okay, enough thread derailment.

Merisiel: what was the toughest opponent you ever had the pleasure of stabbing?

I am not amused.

that LAdy Sillvari is amused t your unamusment is amusing, it is also amusing that we are all amused at your unamusement... have a nice day

Alain Germande wrote:

I am not amused.

that LAdy Sillvari is amused t your unamusment is amusing, it is also amusing that we are all amused at your unamusement... have a nice day

Fhah. I hardly need to prove myself to the likes of you.

Hmmmm. Dagger or Sap? Dagger or Sap?

not only is Lem a halfling, he's the only halfling iconic! and i think Merisiel is the only elf iconic...

Nope. There's also Damiel. That spooky alchemist.

Merisiel: what was the toughest opponent you ever had the pleasure of stabbing?

This derailed thread, probably.

Hmmmm. Dagger or Sap? Dagger or Sap?

Dagger.

Daggers are for awesome folks.

Saps are for saps.

I thought Damiel no longer counted as an elf but an aberration :P

TheLoneCleric wrote:

Hmmmm. Dagger or Sap? Dagger or Sap?

Dagger.

Daggers are for awesome folks.

Saps are for saps.

are they awesome saps if they use both while shouting By the nine sheet stained pants of the lord of the nine hells?

*claws his way back into the forums from the pit of despair that is Pandaria*

Here's another Hypothetical for you, Merisiel of the Sneak-Sneak-Stab-Stab :

You find out that you're related to the current Queen of the Elves by blood, effectively meaning you're in line for the throne (with however many people in front of you)

What would you do?

What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?

On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?

Dear Ms. Silvari,

Which aspect of Calistria do you most adhere to? I have a fairly educated guess in this matter but better to get it straight from the horse's mouth as it were.

Sincerely, etc. etc.,

The NPC

What is the most frustrating opponent you have run into?

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

TheLoneCleric wrote:

Hmmmm. Dagger or Sap? Dagger or Sap?

Dagger.

Daggers are for awesome folks.

Saps are for saps.

are they awesome saps if they use both while shouting By the nine sheet stained pants of the lord of the nine hells?

Nah.