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Marv, The Barbaque King wrote:

Was lizardfolk cleric or normal lizardfolk? Can you get me Lizardfolk for barbacue so we can compare?

For sisters, with gold and veils would you consider. Orc blood would strengthen your gene pool.

We didn't have time to find out - Seltiyel's got this thing about scaly things where he starts slinging spells and slicing them up at the drop of a hiss.

Good one. Everyone knows halflings are the most advanced race from Golarion.


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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Since the other iconics are not as lovely, nice, and talkative as you and won't answear our questions to them...you mind telling us a little something extra about them?

I'll give you 100 gp.

(snatches the coins up)

Wha'da'ya wanna know?

How about all the latest rumors, gossip, and all that kinda of stuff.

There's all sorts of rumors and gossip and stuff like that, and it changes all the time. It'd be easier if you asked just one thing at a time... while remembering that I might get tired of the topic at any moment!

But I paid you a 100gp....you would just get tired and moved on? :(

(put another 100gp on the table)

What are the current rumors and gossip about Feyia(the Witch iconic)?

How is her fox familair compared to the other iconics familairs?

Do any of iconics really dislike you?


Have you ever done this to Lini's snow-leopard companion? And was the end result the same?

Sczarni

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Marv, The Barbaque King wrote:
Interspecies mating? Surely you think Valeros is hot?
Valeros certainly does! Wait. Are you asking me to introduce you to him? Cause I can totally hook you up!

We could hook him up with my sisters. Because he is friend of yours we can even set him up with the one who is bard and doesn't use charisma as dump stat.

I give you 100 gp finders fee.


John Kretzer wrote:

What are the current rumors and gossip about Feyia(the Witch iconic)?

How is her fox familair compared to the other iconics familairs?

Do any of iconics really dislike you?

Best one currently is that she's been having some sort of "fling" with a lillend... but Valeros was drunk when he saw that, so it could have been Harsk fighting a giant snake for all I know.

Her fox is actually really kinda friendly—definitely the nicest of the familiars.

Of course not! How could such a thing be? Well... I'm not sure Alain likes anyone other than himself, come to think of it...


HalfOrcHeavyMetal wrote:
Have you ever done this to Lini's snow-leopard companion? And was the end result the same?

Nope. Although now that I think about it... hmmmmm...


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
HalfOrcHeavyMetal wrote:
Have you ever done this to Lini's snow-leopard companion? And was the end result the same?
Nope. Although now that I think about it... hmmmmm...

Do it. Doooooo eeeeeeeeet.......

You know you want to.


*Puts 111 PP, 111 GP, 111 SP, 111 CP and some food on the tables*

What are the current rumors and gossip about Amiri (the Barbarian iconic)?


Zander the Haunted wrote:

*Puts 111 PP, 111 GP, 111 SP, 111 CP and some food on the tables*

What are the current rumors and gossip about Amiri (the Barbarian iconic)?

You didn't hear it from me, but she got her hands on an almost complete deck of illusions. I asked her what it was for and she hid the deck of cards in a pouch and threatened to punch me in the throat if I didn't... ummm.... "leave at once." Not sure what she's got planned for those cards, but it should be fun!


When your Calistrian antics catch up to you and you find your self with child (And let's assume it's an elven child) which would you do: Keep the child or leave the child and risk her or him becoming Forlorn like yourself?


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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Zander the Haunted wrote:

*Puts 111 PP, 111 GP, 111 SP, 111 CP and some food on the tables*

What are the current rumors and gossip about Amiri (the Barbarian iconic)?

You didn't hear it from me, but she got her hands on an almost complete deck of illusions. I asked her what it was for and she hid the deck of cards in a pouch and threatened to punch me in the throat if I didn't... ummm.... "leave at once." Not sure what she's got planned for those cards, but it should be fun!

I take it, by the quotation marks, that Amiri used more... colourful language than just "leave at once"?

Speaking of which, the phrase "Pardon my French" people sometimes use before or after saying words that are probably blocked by this message board's language filter, does that phrase have a Golarion-equivalent? Like "Pardon my Chelixian, but he's a right [CENSOR BLEEP]"?


The NPC wrote:
When your Calistrian antics catch up to you and you find your self with child (And let's assume it's an elven child) which would you do: Keep the child or leave the child and risk her or him becoming Forlorn like yourself?

I'm pretty sure I'll never have to make that choice.


ShadowFighter88 wrote:
You didn't hear it from me, but she got her hands on an almost complete deck of illusions. I asked her what it was for and she hid the deck of cards in a pouch and threatened to punch me in the throat if I didn't... ummm.... "leave at once." Not sure what she's got planned for those cards, but it should be fun!

I take it, by the quotation marks, that Amiri used more... colourful language than just "leave at once"?

Speaking of which, the phrase "Pardon my French" people sometimes use before or after saying words that are probably blocked by this message board's language filter, does that phrase have a Golarion-equivalent? Like "Pardon my Chelixian, but he's a right [CENSOR BLEEP]"?

Yeah... the language she used isn't the type that these boards would let me repeat, as much as I want to, because it really WAS rather creative. I'm not sure I'm that flexible, in any event.

Havn't heard folks use phrases like that around these parts. Maybe I just don't hang around folks who would realize that they needed to apologize.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
ShadowFighter88 wrote:
You didn't hear it from me, but she got her hands on an almost complete deck of illusions. I asked her what it was for and she hid the deck of cards in a pouch and threatened to punch me in the throat if I didn't... ummm.... "leave at once." Not sure what she's got planned for those cards, but it should be fun!

I take it, by the quotation marks, that Amiri used more... colourful language than just "leave at once"?

Speaking of which, the phrase "Pardon my French" people sometimes use before or after saying words that are probably blocked by this message board's language filter, does that phrase have a Golarion-equivalent? Like "Pardon my Chelixian, but he's a right [CENSOR BLEEP]"?

Yeah... the language she used isn't the type that these boards would let me repeat, as much as I want to, because it really WAS rather creative. I'm not sure I'm that flexible, in any event.

Havn't heard folks use phrases like that around these parts. Maybe I just don't hang around folks who would realize that they needed to apologize.

Could any of it be repeated with censor bleeps, or would it just turn out like this?

Also, it seems you broke the quote tags on your reply before.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The NPC wrote:

When your Calistrian antics catch up to you and you find your self with child (And let's assume it's an elven child) which would you do: Keep the child or leave the child and risk her or him becoming Forlorn like yourself?

I'm pretty sure I'll never have to make that choice.

Why? Sterility? Contraceptive measures? Necrophilia? Something that cannot be said here?


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Belle Mythix wrote:


Why? Sterility? Contraceptive measures? Necrophilia? Something that cannot be said here?

Well... most women can't knock you up, for one thing. So that like cuts my chances down by about 75% right there.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Belle Mythix wrote:
Why? Sterility? Contraceptive measures? Necrophilia? Something that cannot be said here?
Well... most women can't knock you up, for one thing. So that like cuts my chances down by about 75% right there.

I was originally thinking along the lines of "in a reality where magic is real, surely contraceptive magic would be one of the first things devised", but that works, too.

... now I'm curious what the other 25% is.


Chris Nehren wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Belle Mythix wrote:
Why? Sterility? Contraceptive measures? Necrophilia? Something that cannot be said here?
Well... most women can't knock you up, for one thing. So that like cuts my chances down by about 75% right there.

I was originally thinking along the lines of "in a reality where magic is real, surely contraceptive magic would be one of the first things devised", but that works, too.

... now I'm curious what the other 25% is.

Probably doppelgangers, rakshasa, changelings but only the kind from Eberron.


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Hey more questions about the rest of the iconics....(am I still covered by the 200 gpo previously paid? If not here is another 100 gp...sigh...)

1) Any interesting rumors currently about Seoni?

2) Which of the iconics have you have intimate relationships with?

3) Which ones say they have but are lying?

4) How much beer would it take for you take Harsk to bed?

5) Any interesting rumors currently about the gunslinger iconic(I can't think of her name at the moment) ?


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I can't believe Merisiel has left that 100 gp for this long...


Check to make sure it's still there and not a pouch of pebbles...she's good that way.


John Kretzer wrote:
I can't believe Merisiel has left that 100 gp for this long...

Yeah... look more closely at that 100 gp. I'm pretty sure you won't get 100 gp for what's there anymore... mwa ha ha.


John Kretzer wrote:

Hey more questions about the rest of the iconics....(am I still covered by the 200 gpo previously paid? If not here is another 100 gp...sigh...)

1) Any interesting rumors currently about Seoni?

2) Which of the iconics have you have intimate relationships with?

3) Which ones say they have but are lying?

4) How much beer would it take for you take Harsk to bed?

5) Any interesting rumors currently about the gunslinger iconic(I can't think of her name at the moment) ?

1) Aside from the normal ones that she's actually 80 years old and 300 pounds and uses magic to stay looking the way she looks... nothing new to report there.

2) I don't kiss (or other things) and tell.

3) Alain.

4) Depending on how Harsk worked things... it might not take any beer at all.

5) She's the only one of them that I've actually never met, so the main rumor there is that she's just a very realistically-painted statue or golem or something like that.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
3) Alain.

Okay, who else saw that one coming? :P

Incidentally - would you use a weapon like this, just in-case you ever lost all your other knives for one reason or another?


ShadowFighter88 wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
3) Alain.

Okay, who else saw that one coming? :P

Incidentally - would you use a weapon like this, just in-case you ever lost all your other knives for one reason or another?

Nope. I'm not an assassin.


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James Jacobs wrote:
ShadowFighter88 wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
3) Alain.

Okay, who else saw that one coming? :P

Incidentally - would you use a weapon like this, just in-case you ever lost all your other knives for one reason or another?

Nope. I'm not an assassin.

RUN!!! THE T-REX THAT TRIES TO IMPERSONATE MERISIEL(which by the way is a creepy image) IS BACK IS BACK!!!!!


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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I can't believe Merisiel has left that 100 gp for this long...
Yeah... look more closely at that 100 gp. I'm pretty sure you won't get 100 gp for what's there anymore... mwa ha ha.

Well atleast you answeared the questions.

So how much to you charge per question?

And who is that creept T-Rex that sometime pops in this thread trying to impersonate you is? Or are really a were T-rex?


John Kretzer wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I can't believe Merisiel has left that 100 gp for this long...
Yeah... look more closely at that 100 gp. I'm pretty sure you won't get 100 gp for what's there anymore... mwa ha ha.

Well atleast you answeared the questions.

So how much to you charge per question?

And who is that creept T-Rex that sometime pops in this thread trying to impersonate you is? Or are really a were T-rex?

I suspect it's really Lem casting an illusion.

Bardic humor. Sigh.


It's bad shellfish. Makes you people hallucinate.


"I will fight that T-Rex!"

Initiative : 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15

*wonders if T-Rexes like Catfolk*


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I don't eat shellfish at all though....

Cheliax

what do the other iconics think of you having your own Dinosaur Guardian Spirit?


ulgulanoth wrote:
what do the other iconics think of you having your own Dinosaur Guardian Spirit?

They're super jealous. Wouldn't you be?

Cheliax

I am


What's the most memorable improvised weapon you or a friend has ever used to defeat an enemy?


Lyingbastard wrote:
What's the most memorable improvised weapon you or a friend has ever used to defeat an enemy?

I would venture an illusion generated 'T-Rex'... >_>


Lyingbastard wrote:
What's the most memorable improvised weapon you or a friend has ever used to defeat an enemy?

A rabid gnome.


Lini swears the foam was just soap she'd chewed on for a better show, but I dunno... it was definitely scary.


What's the weirdest piece of equipment you've ever set out with in your packs?

What's the most mundane piece of equipment you've every had that turned out to be ridiculously handy?


HalfOrcHeavyMetal wrote:
What's the most mundane piece of equipment you've every had that turned out to be ridiculously handy?

Clean underwear. Me that's it. Not going to comment on Merisiel's skivvies.


Have you ever been to Sovyrian? And have you ever gotten snuggly with a lashunta girl?


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HalfOrcHeavyMetal wrote:

What's the weirdest piece of equipment you've ever set out with in your packs?

What's the most mundane piece of equipment you've every had that turned out to be ridiculously handy?

For me... clean underwear is not weird. It's actually close to "step 1" in preparing for an adventure. You never know when you might need to show your underwear off, after all, and therefore it should be clean. And sexy.

Weirdest piece of equipment: Hmmm... that's a tough one... but it'd probably be the fully articulated hedgehog skeleton on the puppet strings.

Most mundane but useful piece of equipment: has to be the lowly used potion cork.


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Andrew Crossett wrote:
Have you ever been to Sovyrian? And have you ever gotten snuggly with a lashunta girl?

Nope, and not yet, although both are on the to-do list.


What team member would you be most likely to dare to go through an entire battle wearing "a pretty dress" over their usual gear?

What team member be most likely to carry out such a dare?

What would you give them if they actually did?


doctor_wu wrote:
Do you not like armor spikes because then it is hard to hug the person wearing the armor spikes.

Almost as much as I don't like it when folks ask questions and then don't use question marks.


Lyingbastard wrote:

What team member would you be most likely to dare to go through an entire battle wearing "a pretty dress" over their usual gear?

What team member be most likely to carry out such a dare?

What would you give them if they actually did?

1) Seelah.

2) Valeros.

3) Something really, really worth it.


Was that space suit you're wearing near the start of Distant Worlds comfortable? It looks like it was a bit difficult to move in. I'm also not surprised that you kept your knives on you.


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So have any of the other iconics met the gunslinger iconic? Or is she really just a myth?

Cheliax

what would happen in the following scenarios:
1) Amiri vrs Lini?
2) Valeros vrs barrel of ogre beer?
3) Seelah vrs Kira?
4) Lem vrs a Kappa?
5) Yourself vrs Pandora's Box?


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ulgulanoth wrote:

what would happen in the following scenarios:

3) Seelah vrs Kira?
4) Lem vrs a Kappa?

3) No idea who Kira is, so I'll go with Seelah.

4) Turtle-soup!!

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