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DELETED.
Thank you for deleting yourself TOZ...
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DELETED.Thank you for deleting yourself TOZ...
Soon, all but Leafar and his enlightened followers will be deleted. All else is folly.
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I think ANklebiter is trying way too hard to make the rest of us believe Lanfear actually exists. But on 12/21/2012 Anklebiter alias Lanfear will finally stop posting to this thread based on his conversation and then we will be free to post to the thread without his interuptions. So less than a year too go.
Why do you keep saying Deleted TOZ?
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Why do you keep saying Deleted TOZ?
Beacuse he will be deleted from existence if he doesn't follow Leafar. You know I'm right!
I see. Yeah I have those moments too, especially when I was doing the rants. I know some people find them amusing but I'm positive a few of them were just crap.
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Just a few?
All hail Leafar!
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Immediately after the distress of those days, the Sun will be darkened, and the Moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.
At that time the sign of Leafar the Lost will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the world will mourn. They will see Leafar the Lost coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory.
And he will send his Acolytes with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his Elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.
Book of Leafar 24:29-31
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There is but one Leafar and Doodlebug Anklebiter is his prophet.
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Do not fear any of those things which you are about to suffer. Indeed, the devils are about to throw some of you into prison, that you may be tested, and you will have a tribulation for ten months. Be faithful until death, and I will give you the CROWN OF LIFE.
Book of Leafar 2:10
People loved my rants so much that I was being harrassed for more. So there. :P
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People loved my rants so much that I was being harrassed for more. So there. :P
There you go again. Ronald Wilson Reagan (666), U.S. President January 20, 1981 – January 20, 1989
Yes please another rant.
Yes please another rant.
Monica, I love your work in the movies, and you are a fine actress, but I respectfully ask that you not post on this thread again. There will be no more rants...
[Looks around wildly, immobilized by conflicting loyalties.]
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Master, I met Dorkmash today on the field of battle, and I am happy to report that the cursed self-fancied Emperor of New England shall tyrannize and torment no more! He has been ground to dust beneath my feet and I offer this victory to you, my Lord and Master!
Also, I got Monica Bellucci's phone number!
Master, I met Dorkmash today on the field of battle, and I am happy to report that the cursed self-fancied Emperor of New England shall tyrannize and torment no more! He has been ground to dust beneath my feet and I offer this victory to you, my Lord and Master!
Also, I got Monica Bellucci's phone number!
And if you believe that one, then I have a bridge to sell you, interested? It's called Golden Gate Bridge, and I'm selling cheap. Hows about the Eiffel Tower or the Statue of Liberty?
Do you know what is ironic? That fact that the Acolyte of what's his name is actually furthering the goals of the individuals who he is supposedly against, i.e. continuing to post in this thread.
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Do you know what is ironic? That fact that the Acolyte of what's his name is actually furthering the goals of the individuals who he is supposedly against, i.e. continuing to post in this thread.
Silly JMDwhatever, I am not against anyone. I am for Leafar the Loved. It is a sad reflection of your own infantile, "either-you're-for-me-or-you're-against-me" mentality.
It's kind of pathetic. Maybe you should seek professional help.
@VM Mercenario--Don't believe me? Then how come I haven't seen Gruumash. on this thread since I bested him at TotalCon 2012? Huh? Keep your f$!#ing bridge, infidel.
Ironic that he continues to respond, in defiance of his self-proclaimed masters wishes.
TOZ gets it.
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Do you know what is ironic? That fact that the Acolyte of what's his name is actually furthering the goals of the individuals who he is supposedly against, i.e. continuing to post in this thread.
Jumdo, when Time ends of 12/21/2012, I will take you with me to the Realm Beyond Time, where your job will be to wash the feet of my Acolytes. You should consider yourself lucky that I am allowing you to survive The End as one of my lowliest servant-slaves. I will now wait for your thanks...
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Oh, the end is near. Just as Leafar has foretold. We'll see who's basking in his glory, or meeting their final doom, in the END!
Praise mighty Leafar!
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Ironic that he continues to respond, in defiance of his self-proclaimed masters wishes.TOZ gets it.
TOZ doesn't get shiznit. Up above in the thread somewhere, my Lord and Master gave me, A Sooty Gnome, Munchkin A and Monica Bellucci special dispensation, an indulgence if you will, to post in this thread. He has since revoked Monica Bellucci's privilege, but I am hoping he will have a change of heart.
Also, thank you Lord and Master, but if I am to have a special foot-washer after December 12, 2012, I would rather it be Emma Caulfield than JMDwhatever. Just sayin'.
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Also, you will notice that Dorkmash. still hasn't appeared in this thread.
Because I buried him at TotalCon.
Do you know what is ironic? That fact that the Acolyte of what's his name is actually furthering the goals of the individuals who he is supposedly against, i.e. continuing to post in this thread.Silly JMDwhatever, I am not against anyone. I am for Leafar the Loved. It is a sad reflection of your own infantile, "either-you're-for-me-or-you're-against-me" mentality.
It's kind of pathetic. Maybe you should seek professional help.
@VM Mercenario--Don't believe me? Then how come I haven't seen Gruumash. on this thread since I bested him at TotalCon 2012? Huh? Keep your f@!%ing bridge, infidel.
No need to be crass. Just because I can see through your lies and deceit doesn't mean you have to be like that. Nonetheless, I shall love and tolerate you despite your flaws, thus proving myself as the better sapient. A good day to you, sir.
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Ironic that he continues to respond, in defiance of his self-proclaimed masters wishes.TOZ gets it.TOZ doesn't get shiznit. Up above in the thread somewhere, my Lord and Master gave me, A Sooty Gnome, Munchkin A and Monica Bellucci special dispensation, an indulgence if you will, to post in this thread. He has since revoked Monica Bellucci's privilege, but I am hoping he will have a change of heart.
Also, thank you Lord and Master, but if I am to have a special foot-washer after December 12, 2012, I would rather it be Emma Caulfield than JMDwhatever. Just sayin'.
Rise, my friend! You are my most loyal Acolyte, and as a reward you may choose among the slaves who shall be your own foot-washer. We will have Jumdo wash the feet of the smelly, Foot-Fungus Men...
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No need to be crass. Just because I can see through your lies and deceit doesn't mean you have to be like that. Nonetheless, I shall love and tolerate you despite your flaws, thus proving myself as the better sapient. A good day to you, sir.Do you know what is ironic? That fact that the Acolyte of what's his name is actually furthering the goals of the individuals who he is supposedly against, i.e. continuing to post in this thread.Silly JMDwhatever, I am not against anyone. I am for Leafar the Loved. It is a sad reflection of your own infantile, "either-you're-for-me-or-you're-against-me" mentality.
It's kind of pathetic. Maybe you should seek professional help.
@VM Mercenario--Don't believe me? Then how come I haven't seen Gruumash. on this thread since I bested him at TotalCon 2012? Huh? Keep your f@!%ing bridge, infidel.
You sit on a Throne of Lies! -Buddy the Elf, Elf (2003)
Ironic that he continues to respond, in defiance of his self-proclaimed masters wishes.TOZ gets it.TOZ doesn't get shiznit. Up above in the thread somewhere, my Lord and Master gave me, A Sooty Gnome, Munchkin A and Monica Bellucci special dispensation, an indulgence if you will, to post in this thread. He has since revoked Monica Bellucci's privilege, but I am hoping he will have a change of heart.
Also, thank you Lord and Master, but if I am to have a special foot-washer after December 12, 2012, I would rather it be Emma Caulfield than JMDwhatever. Just sayin'.
That doesn't change the fact that the intended purpose of the thread was to have no one post in it and you continue to do so.
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Blah blah blah.
The ways of Leafar are mysterious and inscrutable.
For whatever reason, since the beginning of the thread, my Lord and Master has changed his mind. Probably because he had to change his plans due to your continued interference. But the tides are turning, infidel. First, Gruumash. disappeared. Who shall be next? JMDwhatever? TOZ? VM Mercenario?
The ways of Leafar are mysterious and inscrutable.
As long as there is insanity on these boards I will continue to be here. Much like your delusion, I am eternal (unless I get hit by lightning or something like that).
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As long as there is insanity on these boards I will continue to be here. Much like your delusion, I am eternal (unless I get hit by lightning or something like that).
Hint, hint, my Lord and Master.
As long as there is insanity on these boards I will continue to be here. Much like your delusion, I am eternal (unless I get hit by lightning or something like that).Hint, hint, my Lord and Master.
Well, now that's very dangerous thinking now isn't it? Because if I do get struck by lightning, how would you know? And, more importantly, if I don't get struck by lightning, does that mean you supposed "lord and master" has no power?
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I was just beseeching my Lord and Master. Whether he decides to strike you down is, of course, his decision, not mine.
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
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My demise was greatly exagerated at Total Con. As far as besting someone on the field of battle I guess for Doodlebug that means locking him in a metal box. I was chasing the little rascal and he had planned a ruse I suppose my fault really for underestimating the goblin. But hardly the great showing he claims it was.
Now as for Monica's phone and "getting" Monica's phone number if you call stealing her phone to call your own phone number so you get the number ... well I guess he got her phone number. But she has since then reported the cell phone stolen and got a new number.
I am still not sure what your Alias Lanfear the Lost has anything to do with this though. Honestly there are pictures to prove I exist and pictures to prove Anklebiter exists ... yet nothing to prove this Lanfear exists. I still hypothesis that he is a figament of Anklebiter's imagination.
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Well, now that's very dangerous thinking now isn't it? Because if I do get struck by lightning, how would you know? And, more importantly, if I don't get struck by lightning, does that mean you supposed "lord and master" has no power?As long as there is insanity on these boards I will continue to be here. Much like your delusion, I am eternal (unless I get hit by lightning or something like that).Hint, hint, my Lord and Master.
I know all, Jumdo! A long time ago before you were born, I told you a secret and when The End comes on 12/21/2012 I will reveal to you what it is!!!
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Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
How dare you insult me like that?!?! I have never been so insulted in my 1,000 year life! You will pay for that, sirrah! I assure you of that!!!
Qualk!
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Qualk!
Truly, you were, are, and always shall be...inadequate. You are well named...
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Qualk!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes !!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes !!!!!!!!!!!
I hate to write this, but you are overrated as an actress. I could end your acting career with one phone call! Stop posting on this thread! Stop! STOP!
Ok. Somehow we have gotten off track and started talking about imaginary people again. I suggest we talk about current events or some thing like that. Like the fact that my laptop decided now would be a good time to crap out on me. It's really irritating and I can't even rant about it because I was working on one to post once it was finish. So now I can only post from my iPad.
Quark?