Post for monday.
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The legend will never die!
Thank you for calling me a legend, but you still broke the rules for this thread.
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The soul still burns!
Your soul will burn for breaking my one rule!
Circles the thread with an amused look on his draconic face
Post for Tuesday.
How is it clear that I haven't figured it out? Do you have special powers that allow you to read thoughts? If I posted the meaning then it would be out for everyone to see. Is that what you want? Because it would appear that you want it to be a private and personal thing for yourself. It is obvious that this thing is important to you and holds special meaning. But help me understand why it is only special to you?
I find it interesting you find me a threat at all. I have yet to threaten you with any kind of harm at all, but you have consistantly threatened to "banish my soul to the nine hells" and other such threats. You consider me a threat to you, why is that?
Given the fact that several posts earlier you threatened my life with a fictional character murdering me and then you personally sending my soul to the nine hells, I don't think I'm the one who needs help. It saddens me that you have such anger in you, but I feel it is misdirected. Who hurt you Leafar?
I've done far worse than kill you, JMD031. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead thread...buried alive! Buried alive...
I've done far worse than kill you, JMD031. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead thread...buried alive! Buried alive...
Now you are just avoiding the issue. You have not done anything to me whatsoever besides make empty threats. However, in your mind you believe that you have hurt me which I find odd as I am such an "inferior being" to you. What purpose does it serve you to injure one such as I, who is obviously "inferior" to you? If I am so "inferior" to one such as yourself, why bother with it at all?
You can go about your usual routine of veiled idle threats or you can choose to allow yourself to discuss what is at the core of your anger and frustration.
Post for Wednesday
I've done far worse than kill you, JMD031. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead thread...buried alive! Buried alive...Now you are just avoiding the issue. You have not done anything to me whatsoever besides make empty threats. However, in your mind you believe that you have hurt me which I find odd as I am such an "inferior being" to you. What purpose does it serve you to injure one such as I, who is obviously "inferior" to you? If I am so "inferior" to one such as yourself, why bother with it at all?
You can go about your usual routine of veiled idle threats or you can choose to allow yourself to discuss what is at the core of your anger and frustration.
Anger? Yes, I think I am very angry that I created a thread to be 1 post and now it has grown, like a mold, to almost 2,000 posts. Each post is like nail in the coffin of my spirit...
Anger? Yes, I think I am very angry that I created a thread to be 1 post and now it has grown, like a mold, to almost 2,000 posts. Each post is like nail in the coffin of my spirit...I've done far worse than kill you, JMD031. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead thread...buried alive! Buried alive...Now you are just avoiding the issue. You have not done anything to me whatsoever besides make empty threats. However, in your mind you believe that you have hurt me which I find odd as I am such an "inferior being" to you. What purpose does it serve you to injure one such as I, who is obviously "inferior" to you? If I am so "inferior" to one such as yourself, why bother with it at all?
You can go about your usual routine of veiled idle threats or you can choose to allow yourself to discuss what is at the core of your anger and frustration.
Almost 2000? Don't flatter yourself, you haven't even reached 1500.
Post for Thursday.
Almost 2000? Don't flatter yourself, you haven't even reached 1500.Anger? Yes, I think I am very angry that I created a thread to be 1 post and now it has grown, like a mold, to almost 2,000 posts. Each post is like nail in the coffin of my spirit...I've done far worse than kill you, JMD031. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead thread...buried alive! Buried alive...Now you are just avoiding the issue. You have not done anything to me whatsoever besides make empty threats. However, in your mind you believe that you have hurt me which I find odd as I am such an "inferior being" to you. What purpose does it serve you to injure one such as I, who is obviously "inferior" to you? If I am so "inferior" to one such as yourself, why bother with it at all?
You can go about your usual routine of veiled idle threats or you can choose to allow yourself to discuss what is at the core of your anger and frustration.
DID I TELL YOU TO COUNT FOR ME?! DID I?!
Anger? Yes, I think I am very angry that I created a thread to be 1 post and now it has grown, like a mold, to almost 2,000 posts. Each post is like nail in the coffin of my spirit...
It frustrates you that what should have been a simple request for others to uphold turned into something that you not only didn't want but did not expect. Your inability to control other people has made you feel powerless when you are obviously such a powerful individual. How do you deal with such feelings of inadaquacy?
DID I TELL YOU TO COUNT FOR ME?! DID I?!Almost 2000? Don't flatter yourself, you haven't even reached 1500.Anger? Yes, I think I am very angry that I created a thread to be 1 post and now it has grown, like a mold, to almost 2,000 posts. Each post is like nail in the coffin of my spirit...I've done far worse than kill you, JMD031. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead thread...buried alive! Buried alive...Now you are just avoiding the issue. You have not done anything to me whatsoever besides make empty threats. However, in your mind you believe that you have hurt me which I find odd as I am such an "inferior being" to you. What purpose does it serve you to injure one such as I, who is obviously "inferior" to you? If I am so "inferior" to one such as yourself, why bother with it at all?
You can go about your usual routine of veiled idle threats or you can choose to allow yourself to discuss what is at the core of your anger and frustration.
I just wanted to help, since you seem to be really bad at math. I mean really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY bad at math.
You missed by almost eight hundred.
Anger? Yes, I think I am very angry that I created a thread to be 1 post and now it has grown, like a mold, to almost 2,000 posts. Each post is like nail in the coffin of my spirit...It frustrates you that what should have been a simple request for others to uphold turned into something that you not only didn't want but did not expect. Your inability to control other people has made you feel powerless when you are obviously such a powerful individual. How do you deal with such feelings of inadaquacy?
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! DO YOU?!?!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! DO YOU?!?!Anger? Yes, I think I am very angry that I created a thread to be 1 post and now it has grown, like a mold, to almost 2,000 posts. Each post is like nail in the coffin of my spirit...It frustrates you that what should have been a simple request for others to uphold turned into something that you not only didn't want but did not expect. Your inability to control other people has made you feel powerless when you are obviously such a powerful individual. How do you deal with such feelings of inadaquacy?
Laurel? How about Hardy? Charlie? Chico? No, wait, Harpo. Groucho? Zeppo? You kinda look like Abbott or maybe Costello... Moe? No? How about Larry? Or Curly! Umm... I'm gonna go with Shemp, you look like a Shemp to me.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! DO YOU?!?!
A better question is, do you know who you are?
I’m feeling like doing a little ranting. Let’s check the list shall we? Dead Middle East Dictators? Alright, here we go. You know what the best thing about Dead Middle East Dictators is? That they are (expletive deleted) dead. Seriously, who the (expletive deleted) do these guys think they are anyways? And for that matter, how the (expletive deleted) do they rise up to power anyways? They are like one guy, and there is like a very large number of other people in the country. Why are they letting one guy rise up and take that kind of power? Ignorance, that’s how. Most people don’t really know what’s going on until it’s too late. This is all changing however with the rise of communication technology. Look at Libya. They had this (expletive deleted) guy running the country for years and boy was he crazy. Anyways, the people began to see things beyond their country and they were like, “Hey, why don’t we have that?” Now, in some countries the (expletive deleted) uses this to his advantage and says “Because the United States doesn’t want you to have it” but that is becoming harder and harder to sell since all we do is tell people, “We want you to be like us…just not as successful”. Back to the Dead Middle East (expletive deleted), because of the rise of technology, they are unable to have the strangle hold they once had because people are able to see their lies for what they really are…lies. So, in the end, who wins when a Middle East Dictator is dead? Everybody, the people of the country, the US, and everyone else. What we definitely need in this world are less (expletive deleted) like that Ahmadinejad (expletive deleted) and others like him. The Holocaust didn’t happen my (expletive deleted). Where was I? Oh yeah, if you think about it, only good things can come from the death of a Middle East Dictator. For instance, the people won’t be run into the ground by some (expletive deleted) military force run by the (expletive deleted) dictator. The people may actually get basic needs met like food and shelter instead of living in fear that some bat(expletive deleted) crazy dictator is going to get a wild hair up his (expletive deleted) and start (expletive deleted) killing people or what not. Ok, I think this rant has gone on long enough. To sum up, Live Middle East Dictators = bad, Dead Middle East Dictators = Good.
Tune in next time when I rant about Space Weasels….didn’t I already do that one. That should be an easy one.
Remaining topics to rant about:
Space Weasels (could have sworn I've done this one)
Root Canals
TOZ
llamas
That (expletive deleted) guy who said I should stop ranting.
Leafar the Lost
Updated list.
Post for Friday.
Post for Saturday.
Post for sunday.
A post a day keeps the apple away. Or something.
A post everyday apparently keeps Leafar away. Who knew?
A post everyday apparently keeps Leafar away. Who knew?
And everyone wondered why I kept this thread alive.
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It would appear that this matter has not resolved according to common law or decency.
Again for the dim: Lord Leafar's request is legal and enforceable under the law. He has commanded justice be done. Disperse and post no more, or your immortal souls shall enter the legal domain of the Prince of Darkness, Asmodeus, payable upon the cessation of your mortal coils.
It would appear that this matter has not resolved according to common law or decency.
Again for the dim: Lord Leafar's request is legal and enforceable under the law. He has commanded justice be done. Disperse and post no more, or your immortal souls shall enter the legal domain of the Prince of Darkness, Asmodeus, payable upon the cessation of your mortal coils.
No.
It would appear that this matter has not resolved according to common law or decency.
Again for the dim: Lord Leafar's request is legal and enforceable under the law. He has commanded justice be done. Disperse and post no more, or your immortal souls shall enter the legal domain of the Prince of Darkness, Asmodeus, payable upon the cessation of your mortal coils.
SO LEAFAR AM IN CAHOOTS WITH EVIL LAWYERS, HUH? THIS MEANS LAEFAR NOT ONLY EVIL BUT VERY EVIL!!! AND POSSIBLY A CASTY!!! I AM CALL FOR INQUISITION AGAINST LEAFAR! CALL ALL AM HEROES, THIS CASTIE EVIL MUST BE PURGED! PUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Post for Wednesday. That's Comic Book Day here in Las Vegas.
Early post for Thursday.
The Thursday post before I cook dinner on a late Thursday evening.
New rant time! I know what some of you are thinking. Is he really that (expletive deleted) stupid to rant about the same thing twice? The answer is no. Instead I'm going to give you a blast from the past.
I live in a semi-rural environment. Semi-rural meaning that I'm not out in BFE, but I don't live in the big city. Some people may call it the Suburbs but those people can go (expletive deleted) themselves. Now it just so happens that I have a small garden in my backyard, nothing spectacular mind you just a small assortment of herbs. For a good while now, I've had no problems with my garden and I've had some nice home-made spices to use when I cook. But recently, something has been happening to my herbs. They're coming up missing, or trampled on, or even discolored. The culprit? Space weasels. That's right, (expletive deleted) Space weasels. "How can you be so sure?" you might ask. Well, shut up a minute and I'll tell you. You see, I thought long and hard about this for about 5 minutes and it occurred to me that at night some weird things have been going on recently. There are strange lights coming from outside and my clock radio is picking up weird signals. Not to mention the tiny foot prints on my back porch. I'm telling you its down right spooky. Sounds crazy? Well, you go ahead and don't believe me if you want to, but I'll be sitting here in my basement with my tin foil hat and shotgun loaded for when those (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) space weasels come to (expletive deleted) all of us.
Update: Those (expletive deleted) things haven't been around much and some might say that's because it's winter here in the US of A but I think it's just a way for them to lull me into a false sense of security so they can strike when I least expect it.
Tune in next time for when I rant about Root Canals.
Updated list.Remaining topics to rant about:
Root Canals
TOZ
llamas
That (expletive deleted) guy who said I should stop ranting.
Leafar the Lost
Update to the updated list.
Very well. Your souls are marked. Make your peace with your gods in this life, for at its conclusion will you not arrive at their kingdoms. All you can expect, undisciplined curs, is the lash of Hell.
I disagree.
Also, post for Friday.
Very well. Your souls are marked. Make your peace with your gods in this life, for at its conclusion will you not arrive at their kingdoms. All you can expect, undisciplined curs, is the lash of Hell.
Soul? What's that? I have one? The last lash of Hell I saw, not felt mind you, was hanging on a wall in a BDSM brothel on the edge of Nye county, Nevada.
The Post on Christmas Day
i figured that this was as good a place as any for my 300th post.
i figured that this was as good a place as any for my 300th post.
You are correct.
I'll post the revolutionary thoughts of Grandfather Pei anywhere I damn well please!
Down with Leafar the Loathed! All hail Grandfather Pei Thought!
What?