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Knowing Uri, there is no difference. :)Are you sure it isn't a Shwing?I'm pretty sure he's thinking of a Schwa.That mark ... eerily resembles a dirty sanchez.You may be confused with a Schwa.<checks urithesaurus under applicable synonyms>
That would be correct.
Urethrasaurus? X_X
Worst dinosaur EVER!
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You know, I have to say, I'm really excited for Ultimate Magic. From what they're showing of the previews it looks to be really good.Already got a player looking at using the Undead Lord archetype that was in the Blog preview for our upcoming Carrion Crown game. :)
I soooooo want to play one for Society, but not sure it'd sit well with a lot of other players. But it'd be soooo much fun!
** spoiler omitted **A dirty schwachez?That mark ... eerily resembles a dirty sanchez.You may be confused with a Schwa.
Those female sockpuppets were filthy trollops.
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Is that a DBZ reference?Mr. Satan what?Could it've been... Mmmmm, SATAN!!!?BOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I soooooo want to play one for Society, but not sure it'd sit well with a lot of other players. But it'd be soooo much fun!
Madclaw, you have answered my Call by replying, so I shall place my mark on thy forehead, and you shall bring the Law of Leafar to the other lands as my Slayer! Those who do not accept my laws must be slain, and you shall do so in my name! My the Light of Leafar be with you!
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I soooooo want to play one for Society, but not sure it'd sit well with a lot of other players. But it'd be soooo much fun!Madclaw, you have answered my Call by replying, so I shall place my mark on thy forehead, and you shall bring the Law of Leafar to the other lands as my Slayer! Those who do not accept my laws must be slain, and you shall do so in my name! My the Light of Leafar be with you!
Am I some kind of scion for a cult or godling or something now?
Or you got schwa'ed. Leafar's a prankster. That guy!
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Am I some kind of scion for a cult or godling or something now?I soooooo want to play one for Society, but not sure it'd sit well with a lot of other players. But it'd be soooo much fun!Madclaw, you have answered my Call by replying, so I shall place my mark on thy forehead, and you shall bring the Law of Leafar to the other lands as my Slayer! Those who do not accept my laws must be slain, and you shall do so in my name! My the Light of Leafar be with you!
He's using it as an excuse to poke people so they feel the urge for trepanation.
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He's using it as an excuse to poke people so they feel the urge for trepanation.Am I some kind of scion for a cult or godling or something now?I soooooo want to play one for Society, but not sure it'd sit well with a lot of other players. But it'd be soooo much fun!Madclaw, you have answered my Call by replying, so I shall place my mark on thy forehead, and you shall bring the Law of Leafar to the other lands as my Slayer! Those who do not accept my laws must be slain, and you shall do so in my name! My the Light of Leafar be with you!
Hey Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
That would have worked if you'd have let me.
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He's using it as an excuse to poke people so they feel the urge for trepanation.Am I some kind of scion for a cult or godling or something now?I soooooo want to play one for Society, but not sure it'd sit well with a lot of other players. But it'd be soooo much fun!Madclaw, you have answered my Call by replying, so I shall place my mark on thy forehead, and you shall bring the Law of Leafar to the other lands as my Slayer! Those who do not accept my laws must be slain, and you shall do so in my name! My the Light of Leafar be with you!Hey Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
That would have worked if you'd have let me.
Use one of these.
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Use one of these.He's using it as an excuse to poke people so they feel the urge for trepanation.Am I some kind of scion for a cult or godling or something now?I soooooo want to play one for Society, but not sure it'd sit well with a lot of other players. But it'd be soooo much fun!Madclaw, you have answered my Call by replying, so I shall place my mark on thy forehead, and you shall bring the Law of Leafar to the other lands as my Slayer! Those who do not accept my laws must be slain, and you shall do so in my name! My the Light of Leafar be with you!Hey Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
That would have worked if you'd have let me.
The second half of the picture makes him look thoroughly satisfied with the proceedure. What could go wrong?
[Am I some kind of scion for a cult or godling or something now?
Yes...
{turns on television:}
"Are ya ready kids?
I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!
Oooooooooooo.........
Who lives in a thread you're not s'posed to see?
Absorbent and beige and spongy is he.
Full of nonsense and thinks he's a god,
Post in the thread and laugh like a slaad!
Ready?
"
I'm still confused.
Do not be confused, Aberzombie, for I will place my mark on you, and you the Life of Leafar! You will command my undead legions, and lead them on an attack of all the other lands. They will know the Law of Leafar, and they will see the Light of Leafar! I will take away your confusion once and for all...
Do not be confused, Aberzombie, for I will place my mark on you, and you the Life of Leafar! You will command my undead legions, and lead them on an attack of all the other lands. They will know the Law of Leafar, and they will see the Light of Leafar! I will take away your confusion once and for all...
but:
...This is a spell I created and named after myself, and I am going to cast it on everyone who has posted on this thread...
THE LIGHT OF LEAFAR
Evocation [Light]...The Light of Leafar causes a globe of searing radiance to explode silently from a point you select...
An undead creature caught within the globe takes 1d6 points of damage per caster level (maximum 25d6), or half damage if a Reflex save is successful. In addition, the light results in the destruction of any undead creature specifically harmed by bright light if it fail its save.
Why are you threatening the innocent heartbeat challenged?
Do not be confused, Aberzombie, for I will place my mark on you, and you the Life of Leafar! You will command my undead legions, and lead them on an attack of all the other lands. They will know the Law of Leafar, and they will see the Light of Leafar! I will take away your confusion once and for all...but:
Why are you threatening the innocent heartbeat challenged?...This is a spell I created and named after myself, and I am going to cast it on everyone who has posted on this thread...
THE LIGHT OF LEAFAR
Evocation [Light]...The Light of Leafar causes a globe of searing radiance to explode silently from a point you select...
An undead creature caught within the globe takes 1d6 points of damage per caster level (maximum 25d6), or half damage if a Reflex save is successful. In addition, the light results in the destruction of any undead creature specifically harmed by bright light if it fail its save.
What part of "I will take away your confusion once and for all..." didn't you understand? The dude is dead! He won't even feel it when he explodes! Even a zombie should understand that...
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What part of "I will take away your confusion once and for all..." didn't you understand? The dude is dead! He won't even feel it when he explodes! Even a zombie should understand that...
Ah, so now you insult us? Libel us? Disparage our intelligence? I'll have you know, sir, that when I'm not devouring the brainnnnnsss of various humanoids, I'm conducting my chosen profession of engineer! Hardly a mark for lack of intelligence.
I've got a good mind to contact my legal counsel and bring a lawsuit against you for slandering the good name of, and threatening with violence, the heart beat challenged.
Ah, so now you insult us? Libel us? Disparage our intelligence? I'll have you know, sir, that when I'm not devouring the brainnnnnsss of various humanoids, I'm conducting my chosen profession of engineer! Hardly a mark for lack of intelligence.
I've got a good mind to contact my legal counsel and bring a lawsuit against you for slandering the good name of, and threatening with violence, the heart beat challenged.
You can't file a lawsuit against me, because you are dead! You have no legal or Constitutional rights. Your civil rights begin at birth and end at death. You are a talking piece of meat. You may be an engineer at some Chinese techno-death firm, but you are no lawyer...
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You can't file a lawsuit against me, because you are dead! You have no legal or Constitutional rights. Your civil rights begin at birth and end at death. You are a talking piece of meat. You may be an engineer at some Chinese techno-death firm, but you are no lawyer...Ah, so now you insult us? Libel us? Disparage our intelligence? I'll have you know, sir, that when I'm not devouring the brainnnnnsss of various humanoids, I'm conducting my chosen profession of engineer! Hardly a mark for lack of intelligence.
I've got a good mind to contact my legal counsel and bring a lawsuit against you for slandering the good name of, and threatening with violence, the heart beat challenged.
Wow, you sound like the WBC. :(
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You can't file a lawsuit against me, because you are dead! You have no legal or Constitutional rights. Your civil rights begin at birth and end at death. You are a talking piece of meat. You may be an engineer at some Chinese techno-death firm, but you are no lawyer...Ah, so now you insult us? Libel us? Disparage our intelligence? I'll have you know, sir, that when I'm not devouring the brainnnnnsss of various humanoids, I'm conducting my chosen profession of engineer! Hardly a mark for lack of intelligence.
I've got a good mind to contact my legal counsel and bring a lawsuit against you for slandering the good name of, and threatening with violence, the heart beat challenged.
Says the person who admits he's lost. I think, therefore I am! Stop the oppression of the Heart Beat Challenged!! Down with the oppressors!
You can't file a lawsuit against me, because you are dead! You have no legal or Constitutional rights. Your civil rights begin at birth and end at death. You are a talking piece of meat. You may be an engineer at some Chinese techno-death firm, but you are no lawyer...Ah, so now you insult us? Libel us? Disparage our intelligence? I'll have you know, sir, that when I'm not devouring the brainnnnnsss of various humanoids, I'm conducting my chosen profession of engineer! Hardly a mark for lack of intelligence.
I've got a good mind to contact my legal counsel and bring a lawsuit against you for slandering the good name of, and threatening with violence, the heart beat challenged.
As duly appointed legal arbiter of all things that occur on the Paizo Messagebaords, I must inform you of your error. My clients legal status has been well documented in numerous proceedings. I cite Zombie Horde v Cosmo, Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl v Mairkurion, and Aberzombie v Sebastian as just a handful of cases. He does indeed have a right to bring legal proceedings against you, on behalf of himself and all the Hear Beat Challenged. In fact, many would argue it is not just his right, but his duty!
You may expect our paperwork to be filed with the courts, and on your own counsels desk, within the next 3-5 days.
As duly appointed legal arbiter of all things that occur on the Paizo Messagebaords, I must inform you of your error. My clients legal status has been well documented in numerous proceedings. I cite Zombie Horde v Cosmo, Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl v Mairkurion, and Aberzombie v Sebastian as just a handful of cases. He does indeed have a right to bring legal proceedings against you, on behalf of himself and all the Hear Beat Challenged. In fact, many would argue it is not just his right, but his duty!
You may expect our paperwork to be filed with the courts, and on your own counsels desk, within the next 3-5 days.
Very well, Paladin, I will see you in court! Send the paperwork to me, because I will be defending myself! I need no lawyer to fight my legal battles for me...
Is there gonna be a hanging?
I love trials that end in hangings.
We'd never get that lucky.Is there gonna be a hanging?
I love trials that end in hangings.
You have no rights, Aberzombie. I cite Zombie v. Denier, 3011. In the trial a Zombie, who shall remaine nameless, died and then was made into an undead creature a week later. However, during that time his castle was taken from him by Lord Denier. He sued, and the trial was heard by the Highest Court. The 13 Justices ruled that since the Zombie was dead, and had no heir, he lost whatever rights he had when he was alive. The fact that he was a walking corpse with memories of his former life was immaterial to the case.
The Zombie was then immeaditely destroyed by a paladin. You see, Aberzombie, you have no legal legs to stand on. You are dead. Just because you can talk, stumble around and eat people's brains doesn't make you a person. Sorry (not really) but you work for me now. Go and lead my undead legions to victory!!!
You have no rights, Aberzombie. I cite Zombie v. Denier, 3011. In the trial a Zombie, who shall remaine nameless, died and then was made into an undead creature a week later. However, during that time his castle was taken from him by Lord Denier. He sued, and the trial was heard by the Highest Court. The 13 Justices ruled that since the Zombie was dead, and had no heir, he lost whatever rights he had when he was alive. The fact that he was a walking corpse with memories of his former life was immaterial to the case.
The Zombie was then immeaditely destroyed by a paladin. You see, Aberzombie, you have no legal legs to stand on. You are dead. Just because you can talk, stumble around and eat people's brains doesn't make you a person. Sorry (not really) but you work for me now. Go and lead my undead legions to victory!!!
Hmmm, Hate Speech and Hate Crimes against the heartbeat-challenged. {scribbles notes, sees actual dollar signs in front of his eyes}
Also, you appear to have cited Faerunian case law. Unfortunately, all those records (and Deneir) were destroyed in the $ellPlague, so your precedents are moot.
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You have no rights, Aberzombie. I cite Zombie v. Denier, 3011. In the trial a Zombie, who shall remaine nameless, died and then was made into an undead creature a week later. However, during that time his castle was taken from him by Lord Denier. He sued, and the trial was heard by the Highest Court. The 13 Justices ruled that since the Zombie was dead, and had no heir, he lost whatever rights he had when he was alive. The fact that he was a walking corpse with memories of his former life was immaterial to the case.
The Zombie was then immeaditely destroyed by a paladin. You see, Aberzombie, you have no legal legs to stand on. You are dead. Just because you can talk, stumble around and eat people's brains doesn't make you a person. Sorry (not really) but you work for me now. Go and lead my undead legions to victory!!!
Haters gonna hate. You're just jealous because I'm far more attractive and loved than you.
You have no rights, Aberzombie. I cite Zombie v. Denier, 3011. In the trial a Zombie, who shall remaine nameless, died and then was made into an undead creature a week later. However, during that time his castle was taken from him by Lord Denier. He sued, and the trial was heard by the Highest Court. The 13 Justices ruled that since the Zombie was dead, and had no heir, he lost whatever rights he had when he was alive. The fact that he was a walking corpse with memories of his former life was immaterial to the case.
The Zombie was then immeaditely destroyed by a paladin. You see, Aberzombie, you have no legal legs to stand on. You are dead. Just because you can talk, stumble around and eat people's brains doesn't make you a person. Sorry (not really) but you work for me now. Go and lead my undead legions to victory!!!
Hmmm, Hate Speech and Hate Crimes against the heartbeat-challenged. {scribbles notes, sees actual dollar signs in front of his eyes}
Also, you appear to have cited Faerunian case law. Unfortunately, all those records (and Deneir) were destroyed in the $ellPlague, so your precedents are moot.
I very much agree my learned colleague. This gentleman seems to be attempting to cite legal precedence from some foreign power. Such things have no basis under the law in these parts.
And yes, his hate speech is very distrubing. Methinks this young man needs some sensitivity training.
And yes, his hate speech is very disturbing. Methinks this young man needs some sensitivity training.
Maybe court-sanctioned aversion therapy? I know a contractor who might be interested.
Is the above poster a puffin because I declare it?
Or do I declare it because the above poster is a puffin?
To Celestial Hippeh Lawyer and Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law, you both have no case and I demand a jury trial! I want Erik Mona to be the judge! You will lose the trial and (more importantly) collect no fees!
Now let me tell a few jokes:
Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the man. "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury 20 more of them."
What's the difference between a dead lawyer on a street and a dead dog on the street?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Q: What do you have when there is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?
A: Not enough cement
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
To Celestial Hippeh Lawyer and Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law, you both have no case and I demand a jury trial! I want Erik Mona to be the judge! You will lose the trial and (more importantly) collect no fees!
I don't collect fees. All my work is Pro Bono. And a trial with Erik as Judge? Hang on, we're about to tee off here at the driving range. I'll ask him if he's available.....
This is the 700th post to a thread that was supposed to have 1 post. This is not something to be celebrated. This is a tragedy of the highest order. I stand here as a witness only; I did not want to take part in this travesty. I did not want to reply to my thread, because I didn't want anyone to reply to it, even me.
HOWEVER, like little children you had to do it. You felt forced to reply here, because an adult told you not too. Well, now look at what you all did.
Maybe you will just say you were following orders. Maybe you will blame someone else for you evil acts. Maybe you will say it wasn't your fault. Maybe you will say that once you started, it went too far and you couldn't stop. I will say only this: each time you posted you made a decision, and now you will have to live with that decision for the rest of your life...
Well, I just feel horrible now.
But on second thought, I don't.
Nyaaah!