fart in public and blame it on the pony.
fart in public and blame it on the pony.
I'd order work to begin on a global refrigeration system, ostensibly to fight global warming. My true purpose would be to transform the Earth into a frozen hell-world. Crank that sucker up to 11, baby!
Push the red easy button.
I'd institute two laws. Breaking any of these laws will be punishable by death. And they'd be mutually exclusive.
And then I'd watch people squirm!
fart in public and blame it on the pony.
You'd suck as supreme ruler. A proper ruler would unabashedly admit that it was him who farted, and then pass a law that his winds surpass perfume!
I'd make cheezecake art mandatory in all publications.
What would you do on your first day as Supreme Ruler
Bah. Been there, done that, got the starstone.
And some weird upper-body garment. Says: "I went through all the trouble ascending to godhood, and all I got was this T-Shirt. And Dead."
Ah. This is the thread I was looking for.
"This is not the thread you are looking for..... move along."
Cause women's breasts to increase in size by one cup.
Get lots of stuff done.
Invite the ladies over for one of MY kinda parties!
ALL SHALL KNOW ME!!
Execute all career politicians.
I'd make cheezecake art mandatory in all publications.Screw that! Beefcake!
Carrot Cake!!!
You'd suck as supreme ruler. A proper ruler would unabashedly admit that it was him who farted, and then pass a law that his winds surpass perfume!
I don't smell anything...
Execute all career politicians.
+5
Execute all career politicians.+5
Thanks - I'm out to make the world a better place one lynching at a time.
:D
Lol; I would take the day off and travel to somewhere I always wanted to go, eat something I had never ate before; drink something I never drank before; stuff like that and leave everybody guessing what I would do next; I am not one for over indulgence; so next day would be sharp and crisp and get right down to business of cleaning up the supreme mess this world in in and just to be funny; order a supreme pizza hehe and begin construction on Paizo City; where all us gamer could congregate like we have talked about on these threads and make that my capital city.
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Kill everyone because it's all their fault.
Organize free and fair elections.
You people are the reason a filthy hobbit had to carry the One Ring.
You people are the reason a filthy hobbit had to carry the One Ring.
I want this on a bumper sticker. Now.
What would you do on your first day as Supreme Ruler
I'm going with the assumption it is Supreme Ruler of the Universe.
For my first day I would
Have a massive gold castle made.
Kill every moron who has ever used the phrase "rollplayer vs. roleplayer" in anything other than a condemning fashion of its existence.
Kill everyone who ever got steamed about a new edition of anything coming out.
Then I would sit in my partially constructed gold castle as the last man left alive on the earth.
Kill every moron who has ever used the phrase "rollplayer vs. roleplayer" in anything other than a condemning fashion of its existence.
I'm doomed.
I'm doomed.Sorry man it was nice knowing you.
You can have my Hero stuff. I even have a FrED edition signed by Mr. Long himself.
I'd like to think I'd immediately go about dismantling the machinery, political and conceptual, that allows anyone to be supreme ruler.
The fact I'm not sure I would *actually* do so means I'm unfit to be supreme ruler. Crap.
Pony boy decries lawyer bigotry in 3…2…1…
After the lawyers; well, any that charge over $100 and hour; sheesh; that is a crime; then move on to partial judges; then pharmecutical advertisers, HMO's and health care middle men and a few others in the insurance racket; sheesh; where would you stop? pretty soon nobody would be left.
Claim all fantasy women everywhere. Set up the island of Anime Babes. Throw a party for my closest friends. Keep a few for myself then dispense the rest to those lackeys who are deserving.
Day One ends with a revolt and a ruler-in-exile, I imagine :)
1. Enact in the first 8 hours The Great Purge and Terrible Vengeance.
2. Spend the final 8 hours partying with my friends in The Great Inaugural Celebration.
I would decree that Hasbro and all it's titles are now under MY direct control.
Leave 4th ed as is for those that enjoy it but change the realms back to the way they were before spell plauge.
Simply put Cyric didn't kill mystra at all because Savras warned her of the danger ahead of time, All the gods of magic used their power to created a extra dimesional space and when cyric "killed" the fake(silucrum) mystra he was trapped inside.
Since he has Lyras old power over illusion the real gods of magic used that aginst him so that his own power is being used to provide him with the ultimate paradise so he doesn't want to escape, I.E. 4th ed.
Then i'd get around to doing things like improveing the worlds economy and haveing all nations be a true part of a space program.
OH and since I am now the supreme ruler over all the universe all national debt is herby absolved for all countires.
Claim all fantasy women everywhere. Set up the island of Anime Babes. Throw a party for my closest friends. Keep a few for myself then dispense the rest to those lackeys who are deserving.
Day One ends with a revolt and a ruler-in-exile, I imagine :)
Claim all fantasy women everywhere. Set up the island of Anime Babes. Throw a party for my closest friends. Keep a few for myself then dispense the rest to those lackeys who are deserving.
Day One ends with a revolt and a ruler-in-exile, I imagine :)
Sorry, promised to a friend :) But I think I can let you in on a secret: There's going to be more than one Island by the time I'm done. I'll happily give you one ;)
Sorry, promised to a friend :) But I think I can let you in on a secret: There's going to be more than one Island by the time I'm done. I'll happily give you one ;)Claim all fantasy women everywhere. Set up the island of Anime Babes. Throw a party for my closest friends. Keep a few for myself then dispense the rest to those lackeys who are deserving.
Day One ends with a revolt and a ruler-in-exile, I imagine :)
I still get Annah (not an anime babe), right?
I still get Annah (not an anime babe), right?Sorry, promised to a friend :) But I think I can let you in on a secret: There's going to be more than one Island by the time I'm done. I'll happily give you one ;)Claim all fantasy women everywhere. Set up the island of Anime Babes. Throw a party for my closest friends. Keep a few for myself then dispense the rest to those lackeys who are deserving.
Day One ends with a revolt and a ruler-in-exile, I imagine :)
Of course! Along with a few others, such as the Read or Die ladies...I'll be good to my friends when the time comes, never fear!
Wow, I would do all kinds of things...like get high! And then...what was I talking about....
Wanna get high?
Crush my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentation of the womenfolk.
Also, I would make people fight to the death for my amusement. And probably ensure that I had a different beautiful woman to keep me company every night.
Get A BFG and acquire 8 billion bullets. Decree a law, thou shalt not annoy the Supreme Ruler, violators will be shot; and their property, and wives, girlfriends, and daughters subject to confiscation by the Supreme Ruler, but only if cute and not annoying, not specifying how many times or where said persons annoying the Supreme Ruler are to be shot, or with what; that would depend on how badly annoyed the Supreme Ruler was. It could be anything from a rubber band to a Blivet. (AIR-2A Genie) Further decree that no may may refer to themselves in third person except the Supreme Ruler because people that refer to themselves in third person annoy the Supreme Ruler.
Further Decree that from here on forward, Single Payer Health Care, Canadian plan, The Insurance hacks already annoy me, so I anticipate no complaints from them. Retarget all nuclear weapons on the worlds most populous cities. I'd probably end up pushing the button in my first 5 minutes, because on average, city dwellers annoy all holy Hell out of me. Install a fail safe that if I die or am killed everything launches.
Repudiate all debts private and public, start over with a blank slate, and a new currency; maybe even barter. Allow the people their constitutions and local laws as long as their budgets were balanced, and didn't have any annoying provisions.
Thank you, have a nice day and leave the Supreme Ruler alone.
Or else.
Role-play more Pathfinder.... I'm a simple man with simple needs.
OK, here's a decree: All people must spend Sunday afternoons playing some kind of pen and paper role-playing game.