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Slightly on topic, but today, I did wonder why our IT man, who is otherwise quite intelligent, bar a fondness for cryptocurrencies and magic herbal cures for everything, decided that an email from M1crOscruft telling him to reset the office's logins was genuine, thereby infecting the boss's computer with all manner of delights.
EDIT: Delights not unlike what you see *here*.
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There's a topic o.O
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So how bad is it around here?
Being between projects, I took the day off to try to work on the garage for Impus Major, as Winter Is Coming.
I moved the sawhorses and tools out front, took the bikes out back, moved the plywood to the sawhorses, cut the plywood to size, and carried it in.
And by that point I was out of breath and my lungs were burning.
The air is NOT good here.
I have to switch to paperwork, game prep, and assembling the drywall lift. Physical labor is obviously NOT a good idea today...
How can such a smart guy be such a dumbass?
Dude.From stupidity comes stories. From stories comes laughter. From laughter comes joy.
Or I'm just an idiot.
Take your pick.
A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B.
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Ugh. Spent the last couple of hours paying all the bills and catching up on all the receipts.
Nothing like paying your property taxes AND your medical bills in a single day to make you say, "Holy crap, OW!"
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A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B.So how bad is it around here?
Being between projects, I took the day off to try to work on the garage for Impus Major, as Winter Is Coming.
I moved the sawhorses and tools out front, took the bikes out back, moved the plywood to the sawhorses, cut the plywood to size, and carried it in.
And by that point I was out of breath and my lungs were burning.
The air is NOT good here.
I have to switch to paperwork, game prep, and assembling the drywall lift. Physical labor is obviously NOT a good idea today...
How can such a smart guy be such a dumbass?
Dude.From stupidity comes stories. From stories comes laughter. From laughter comes joy.
Or I'm just an idiot.
Take your pick.
You's know columns!
And letters and countings too's!
That's some fancy learnin' there!
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So how bad is it around here?
Being between projects, I took the day off to try to work on the garage for Impus Major, as Winter Is Coming.
I moved the sawhorses and tools out front, took the bikes out back, moved the plywood to the sawhorses, cut the plywood to size, and carried it in.
And by that point I was out of breath and my lungs were burning.
The air is NOT good here.
I have to switch to paperwork, game prep, and assembling the drywall lift. Physical labor is obviously NOT a good idea today...
How can such a smart guy be such a dumbass?
Dude.From stupidity comes stories. From stories comes laughter. From laughter comes joy.
Or I'm just an idiot.
Take your pick.
Because I'm tired and my eyes can't track, I misread this as "from slaughter comes joy".
Which made me worried.
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The real mystery of course is why I created that one in the first place.
Future historians are going to have a field day deciphering my account.
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Tiny T-Rex is a bit under the weather. :-(
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Yup.
Hopefully a quick one.
Of course he won't admit to it, he just says he's tired or that he feels fine if you ask him.
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I do alright bouncing back. :-)
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Bacon always brings joy.
Unless it was made from Waddles.
Then it would just be terrifying.
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Jojo's been practising his ABCs in the Sierra Madre.
Always Be Dying.
... Jojo's gonna kill Benny...
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It's a homage to Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle from Gravity Falls.
Except, instead of his memories being wiped out by a twelve year old he was shot in the head and left for dead and woke up being pestered by some backwoods doctor asking his name so he said the first thing that popped in his mind, Jojo Applesauce.
In case you can't tell, I came up with it on the spot and Tiny T-Rex really liked it so it was established.
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Ah, Amazon Prime, you poor, poor sap!
Shopping for Halloween:
"Hey! We need a single pen! Amazon Prime!"
"Oops! Forgot this cloth! Amazon Prime!"
"Oh, wait a minute! They have exactly the pants I need for this costume! Amazon Prime!"
I swear, if next year they revoke free shipping for Amazon Prime members, I will openly admit that it's all my fault.
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Ah, Amazon Prime, you poor, poor sap!
Shopping for Halloween:
"Hey! We need a single pen! Amazon Prime!"
"Oops! Forgot this cloth! Amazon Prime!"
"Oh, wait a minute! They have exactly the pants I need for this costume! Amazon Prime!"I swear, if next year they revoke free shipping for Amazon Prime members, I will openly admit that it's all my fault.
Carbon footprint? What carbon footprint?
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Remember kids, only YOU can prevent driver fatigue!
Next time, give the FedEx driver a Redbull when they make a delivery!
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Am upstate.
8 dollar wine tasting.
So drunk you guys.
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Please describe what you're sampling right now, in the most ridiculously overblown language possible.
I will if you will.
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Ideas the General has put forth for her vacation time next summer.
1) Take an actual vacation.
2) Build a replica of a sixth century drystone Irish cottage.
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The awkward moment when your laptop decides it doesn't want to connect to the internet for an hour and in that interlude you almost lose your mind.
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I presumed that the universe was conspiring against me and I simply overcame through my powerful concentrated bitterness.
I'm very tec savvy.
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Air quality index in Richmond dropped to "good", so the kids are playing on the deck for the first time this week.
Meanwhile I am making meatballs, and the smallest quantity I know how to make is three dozen.
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That's how they do it in Italy.
And our house.
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Air quality index in Richmond dropped to "good", so the kids are playing on the deck for the first time this week.
Meanwhile I am making meatballs, and the smallest quantity I know how to make is three dozen.
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Little late but the sonic thing holy cow I had no idea.
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Ah I missed these.
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She enjoys them on a whole other level then me.
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I always carry a supply of herbs with me, so that if I want to get out of a situation I pour it on my wrist, look at it, and say "Well, would you look at the thyme? I gotta go."
Just have to keep calm and curry on.
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How do you get two giraffes in a refrigerator? Open the door, slide the first one over, and shove the second one in.
These seem like anti-jokes.