Just a Mort |
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Lol. I'm actually 5'75'1. Around 134 lbs. So small...
And now sticky and naked.
gran rey de los mono |
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I can't shovel snow! I'm too small! I'd say sorry guys, I'm too small to shovel snow.
I mean gran, I'd tell you to your face I'm too small to shovel snow!
B!~&~$@$. I've seen kids smaller than that shovel snow with great effect. And I don't mean they play around in it while dad does the work. They grab a shovel and clear the driveway/sidewalk/whatever because that's what needs to be done. Hell, I was one of those kids once upon a time (a long time and many, many cheeseburgers ago). So don't tell me that you are incapable of shoveling a little snow.
gran rey de los mono |
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Lol. I'm actually
5'75'1. Around 134 lbs. So small...And now sticky and naked.
Sticky, nekkid small kitty. Doesn't that need a NSFW tag?
Limeylongears |
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Lol. I'm actually
5'75'1. Around 134 lbs. So small...
Maybe you're a rusty spotted cat rather than a snow leopard :) ?
baron arem heshvaun |
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Happy Martin Luther King Day Freehold (and other half Drow).
Pics have nothing to do with MLK day.
Just a Mort |
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There's no snow here! Ever! Unless you go to Snow City. I don't KNOW how to shovel snow.
Freehold DM |
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Happy Martin Luther King Day Freehold (and other half Drow).
Pics have nothing to do with MLK day.
hey, I am ALL drow ALL the time! Especially where it counts!
Freehold DM |
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Well, since 2nd shift didn't feel like doing her job, I just cleared the snow from the main entrance. It was about 3" deep, with some drifts over 5". And of course it's still snowing, so I'll have to go and shovel some more later. Hopefully not too much, but some.
that is less than a scint of snow. What a lazy so and so.
Freehold DM |
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Lol. I'm actually
5'75'1. Around 134 lbs. So small...And now sticky and naked.
I REALLY like you! I may have to marry you to your boyfriend while you sleep.
offers abscondi-cave brochure
John Napier 698 |
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The wrong question to ask.
Yeah, seriously. A clear demonstration why some people need to be idiot-slapped.
Sissyl |
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Profession I wouldn't ask about their worst experience:
Obstetrician.
In jobs dealing with humans in pain, life or death, you carry them with you. It's how it has to be. If you can't do that, you can't do the job. See, you have to see them as humans, not statistics, to function at it. The comic understands.
Kjeldorn |
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Just a Mort wrote:Maybe you're a rusty spotted cat rather than a snow leopard :) ?Lol. I'm actually
5'75'1. Around 134 lbs. So small...
(I know I've used it before but what the heck! ^^)
I've would probably imaging Mort a little more like this, so cute! =)
Happy Martin Luther King Day Freehold (and other half Drow).
Pics have nothing to do with MLK day.
We don't really celebrate MLK day up here in the cold dark north, but happy MLK day to all of you, on that side of the pond.
I do appreciate the artwork too though :P
baron arem heshvaun |
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baron arem heshvaun wrote:hey, I am ALL drow ALL the time! Especially where it counts!Happy Martin Luther King Day Freehold (and other half Drow).
Pics have nothing to do with MLK day.
Yes.
In the CR.
Freehold DM |
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Freehold DM wrote:baron arem heshvaun wrote:hey, I am ALL drow ALL the time! Especially where it counts!Happy Martin Luther King Day Freehold (and other half Drow).
Pics have nothing to do with MLK day.
Yes.
In the CR.
LOOOOOOOL
Just a Mort |
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What's an abscondi cave?
Caracals are cute =) They used to train them for hunting, you know.
Also I think I can look at dead bodies without flinching. I saw the body of someone who had committed suicide by jumping off a high rise building, there was all that cordon off so body was still fresh, my only reaction was like,"Surprisingly clean, where's all that blood and gore"
lisamarlene |
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Profession I wouldn't ask about their worst experience:
Obstetrician.
In jobs dealing with humans in pain, life or death, you carry them with you. It's how it has to be. If you can't do that, you can't do the job. See, you have to see them as humans, not statistics, to function at it. The comic understands.
I think it depends upon the practictioner.
My midwife started out her career as an Army medic in the '70's, then trained as a midwife among the migrant community in south Texas along the border before eventually drifting to California. Five years ago she "retired" (my son was her last baby), married a fisherman up on the north coast, and started her retirement career as an end-of-life midwife.Since she and Cod live in an isolated village hours away from hospitals or funeral directors, she assists in hospice care, lays bodies out, and assists the families in home burials.
She called this a "natural and logical transition".
Drejk |
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I'm looking at another 19-hour day today. Why? It's because I'm supervised by clowns trying to be clever by moving not enough guards to sites where there are vacancies. I've got a solution. Hey, Idiots! Hire more Guards! I'm so very tired of being taken advantage of.
But... But... Then they would have pay them money!
John Napier 698 |
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John Napier 698 wrote:I'm looking at another 19-hour day today. Why? It's because I'm supervised by clowns trying to be clever by moving not enough guards to sites where there are vacancies. I've got a solution. Hey, Idiots! Hire more Guards! I'm so very tired of being taken advantage of.But... But... Then they would have pay them money!
They'll have to pay money when I walk away, regardless.