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First ot opportunity since january, this saturday. Too bad it interferes with social life. And looks like I might be working 48 hours a week for the next three months. Not bad so I can use that money for fun and the rest for bills. Wish list: tattoo kit and a pistol. Tattoo for a hobby and the pistol for a date idea. The girl I'm trying to go out with loves shooting. Damn she might be staying in town this weekend and I have to work ot. Ahh I now know why most people hate ot. Btw if any of you have a toolbox in the back of your truck out are looking at getting one don't let me see you :P

Scarab Sages

Nekkid coffee drinking!?!? I best put some clothes on before I spill it.


Aberzombie wrote:
Need more coffee.

nekkid UNDEAD hot cofee, I think i'll pass on this

Scarab Sages

Good morning, young Woodraven! I hope you are successfull in your attempts to woo said female.

Scarab Sages

Woodraven wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Need more coffee.
nekkid UNDEAD hot cofee, I think i'll pass on this

Ah, come on! Join the Horde. All the cool kids are doing it.

Scarab Sages

Hmmm....apparently lunch trucks are returning to the navy base.

Scarab Sages

I managed to keep my kid in a pretty decent mood this morning. Yay me!


Aberzombie wrote:
Good morning, young Woodraven! I hope you are successful in your attempts to wood said female.

+1


Aberzombie wrote:
Good morning, young Woodraven! I hope you are successfull in your attempts to woo said female.

I just hope I'm not incapable of wooing said female *looks down* nope not a eunich

Scarab Sages

Huzzah!


Watch out az, she is abetter shot than I, with a rifle. She loves handguns more though lol

Scarab Sages

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Woodraven wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Good morning, young Woodraven! I hope you are successfull in your attempts to woo said female.
I just hope I'm not incapable of wooing said female *looks down* nope not a eunich

We could always get Caladonia to dance for you....just to be sure.

Scarab Sages

Woodraven wrote:
Watch out az, she is abetter shot than I, with a rifle. She loves handguns more though lol

That's ok, I wear protective head gear. Plus, I always lead the Horde from the waaaay in back.

Scarab Sages

OK....no more coffee.

Scarab Sages

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Eunuch Test

Scarab Sages

Mel Brooks was FAWESOME!!!


Mmm roman red, anyone have rolling papyrus?


Aberzombie wrote:
Mel Brooks was FAWESOME!!!

It's good to be the king ;)

Scarab Sages

All righty folks! Time for me to go for a bit.


Woodraven wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Good morning, young Woodraven! I hope you are successfull in your attempts to woo said female.
I just hope I'm not incapable of wooding said female *looks down* nope not a eunich

Just call 1-800-URIZENS if you run into trouble.


Woodraven wrote:
Watch out az, she is a better shot than I, with a rifle. She loves handguns more though lol

Proficient at handling 'weapons' eh?

Dab a little Hoppes behind each ear and you're in! A clean weapon is a happy weapon.


From the shadows of the stars
Comes a man with no face, soul of million scars;
An evil Count, The End of Days,
There are many ways to -

Take full advantage when we cannot see,
Make us live in a part-time reality....

To get a hold of the only seed,
We must make them all see bloodshed that is he.
Splitting hairs is not the key -
Water or fire?

Take full advantage when we cannot see,
Make us live in a part-time reality....

One flash of light and for good we are gone;
No one to wonder what we have done.
New breed of ignorance, new circle will start,
Unless we try real hard.

When you wake up, was it a dream?
All the sick paradoxes all around the world.
In the mean time, Count, he leaves
From the land of the free....

Take full advantage when we cannot see,
Make us live in a part-time reality....
And they take full advantage when we cannot see,
Make us live in a full-time insanity...!


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whistles

erryday I'm fawtlin'

fawtls off into the distance


Aberzombie wrote:

One of my co-workers went all the way to Japan because a ship was having a problem. He was even delayed for a day in Chigago going out there.

Turns out, the problem was because a run of pipe was full of water and the ship neglected to follow procedure to ensure it was drained.

No ninjas were involved?

Sovereign Court

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Reaper Bones Kickstarter options locked in! :D


My alarm woke me this morning and it sounded like this:

RRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!

That is all.


Good morning everyone. Life moves slowly and I'm still looking for a second part-time job. Any suggestions?

Silver Crusade

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I applied for 3 jobs yesterday. It was cathartic.


I get depressed sometimes on the job boards.


Time for breakfast. Best part of the day. Then I mail another book order.


Aberzombie wrote:

She didn't even pack her stuff up. Just left it all right there in her cubicle.

Weird.

That sounds like she got fired or something. Not good.

Silver Crusade

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I decided that since I already have a job, I would just look around carefully at jobs that would actually be an improvement over what I am doing now. I'll just keep my eyes open and put my resume out when I see something good.


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marches in, accompanied by bagpipes, carrying a set of tongs and a small plastic trash bag

My fellow FAWTLies, we gather here today to offer a respectful disposal of our vanquished foe, A. Nony Mouse, member of the house of Rodentia. She fought a valiant battle, avoiding my traps and foraging in the kitchen for days, but at long last, her excursions into Kitchen Cabinetland are over.

We must remain vigilant, however, for the armies of the House of Rodentia are legion.


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Pray tell, what valiant tactics brought glorious victory over invading sir A. Nony Mouse?


Dame A. Nony Mouse, or so it appears.


And how much XP was it worth?


Drejk wrote:
Pray tell, what valiant tactics brought glorious victory over invading sir A. Nony Mouse?

Snap trap + peanut butter.

And then long barbecue tongs and a trash bag for disposal of trap and mouse corpse altogether, because no way am I actually touching a dead mouse to remove it from the trap.

Kajehase wrote:
And how much XP was it worth?

I don't know, but I think I deserve a bonus due to the fact that this is the third one this week I've caught.

The annual rodent invasion is the one thing I dislike about this time of year. :P


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Orthos wrote:
Dame A. Nony Mouse, or so it appears.

I'll go with Westerosi ser A. Nony Mouse.

Spoiler:
Ser is Polish for cheese. Pronunced like first American sir.


hi everyone


sup


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Other threads have inspired me to stat out ways to play Looney Tunes characters. I pity my GM.


Hola Aeglos


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Kajehase wrote:
In celebration of German Unity Day: Their best ever contribution to the Eurovision Song Contest (starts around 1:30 into the clip).

don't forget Gildo Horn

or Texas Lightning

or actually quite good:

Max Mutzke


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Scintillae wrote:
Other threads have inspired me to stat out ways to play Looney Tunes characters. I pity my GM.

Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season! Duck season! GM season!


T

Lindisty wrote:

marches in, accompanied by bagpipes, carrying a set of tongs and a small plastic trash bag

My fellow FAWTLies, we gather here today to offer a respectful disposal of our vanquished foe, A. Nony Mouse, member of the house of Rodentia. She fought a valiant battle, avoiding my traps and foraging in the kitchen for days, but at long last, her excursions into Kitchen Cabinetland are over.

We must remain vigilant, however, for the armies of the House of Rodentia are legion.

beats spear against shield, gets tiny Haterade (tm) casket for mouse Huzzah! Know that the mouse died in glory at the hands of my valiant Spokesmodel!

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

She didn't even pack her stuff up. Just left it all right there in her cubicle.

Weird.

That sounds like she got fired or something. Not good.

Turns out, you're not far wrong. She was probationary, and there were "conduct" issues, so they offered her a choice: termination or resignation.

Scarab Sages

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Mmmmm....roast beast sammich!

Sovereign Court

Celestial Healer wrote:
I decided that since I already have a job, I would just look around carefully at jobs that would actually be an improvement over what I am doing now. I'll just keep my eyes open and put my resume out when I see something good.

Go for it! I finally got fed up enough to do it, and got about the same hours, but a 25% pay raise, and a place where I have a chance to improve my career, instead of a place to park for a while (which has its value for people, but isn't for me right now).

I hope you find something awesome! I hope all the Fawlties looking for additional/alternative employment find something awesome!

Sovereign Court

BluePigeon wrote:
Good morning everyone. Life moves slowly and I'm still looking for a second part-time job. Any suggestions?

Well, we're approaching the time of year when seasonal retail work picks up for the holidays. I've considered doing seasonal work during that time of year to pick up some extra cash, but with my work schedule and on call, it wasn't really feasible.


Aberzombie wrote:

She didn't even pack her stuff up. Just left it all right there in her cubicle.

Weird.

Ten to one that 'resignation' wasn't voluntary.

EDIT: already answered.

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