Deep 6 FaWtL

[Patrick Curtin]

Gershwin nakedness in Central Park. Kinky

[aeglos]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Aeglos you can try George Gershwin. That's a very NYC type of music

I will search him on you tube, thanks

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Officially the hottest year on record in Syracuse, and the year ain't even over. Almost no snow over the winter, and the current temperature has been hovering around 100*F. Awesome.

[doctor_wu]

Bad sneakers and a pina colada my freind.

[Aberzombie]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Officially the hottest year on record in Syracuse, and the year ain't even over. Almost no snow over the winter, and the current temperature has been hovering around 100*F. Awesome.

Woohoo!!! Cold weather sucks!!

[Celestial Healer]

aeglos wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Aeglos you can try George Gershwin. That's a very NYC type of music

I will search him on you tube, thanks

Rhapsody in Blue. A bit long for your purposes, but it would work.

[Kajehase]

Aeglos: Hey Manhattan by Prefab Sprout would be my pick.

[aeglos]

at the moment "summer in the city" is my favorite, it was very hot in ny and the lovin spoonful are from ny, so it would fit well

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Well, that was interesting. I've been hit on by two different gay men over the course of 24 hours. Really clumsily, I might add. I'm about equal parts flattered and uncomfortable.

Gay guy #1: "You smell nice. I mean, like, really nice."
Gay guy #2: "You are the handsomest man I've ever seen. And you'd better take that as a g*@%~*n compliment."

I would give both kidneys for women to do this to me on a regular basis. I mean, seriously, on a scale of 1 to Elton John, how gay do I look?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

You need to eat more beans and limburger, raw onion, garlic, (nice smelling problem cured) and peanuts to produce gas.

Then, make sure nothing you wear matches.

Brown belt......white shoes.
Black belt.......navy shoes.

Plaid paints........striped shirt.

You won't have these problems.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

You need to eat more beans and limburger, raw onion, garlic, (nice smelling problem cured) and peanuts to produce gas.

I live on baked beans, curry, and beer, so something must be deeply wrong with me.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Oh, my wife says white tube socks with dress pants too. ;)

[Emperor7]

You should respond, "Thanks! Do you have a sister?"

Speaking of clumsy come ons, my bro-in-law was hit on many years ago with this line, "I REALLY like your pants". Weird.

[Dwayne Dibbley]

I got a lot of babes with that one myself actually.

[Urizen]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Well, that was interesting. I've been hit on by two different gay men over the course of 24 hours. Really clumsily, I might add. I'm about equal parts flattered and uncomfortable.

Gay guy #1: "You smell nice. I mean, like, really nice."
Gay guy #2: "You are the handsomest man I've ever seen. And you'd better take that as a g~!+!~n compliment."

I would give both kidneys for women to do this to me on a regular basis. I mean, seriously, on a scale of 1 to Elton John, how gay do I look?

I've been complimented and had drinks bought by gay men. I don't let it phase me.

Who's to say that gay has a specific appearance outside of the media stereotypes? There's a number of folks coming out of the closet as of late that never fell onto my 'gaydar'. (Of course, there's some that are coming out to which the response would be, 'duh - worst kept secret.')

Some may come out and say such because they're not worried about what may likely be an auto-reject because you're heterosexual. Instead, they feel safe to say that versus complimenting another person who is gay because of the reaction of a perceived rejection (even if they were simply complimenting and no other strings attached) may cause some imperiled distress.

Lighten up, Elton.

;-)

[Aberzombie]

Mrgh?

[Kajehase]

DSXMachina wrote:

Kajehase should be happy, after an excellent performance the Swedish sailors pipped GB for a Gold.

DKR sounds great.

Stupid Swedish TV-pundits told me (and with me, I mean all their viewers) that the gold was so far away that there was no chance of them getting it, so I watched the women's marathon instead. D'oh!

[Crimson Jester]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Well, that was interesting. I've been hit on by two different gay men over the course of 24 hours. Really clumsily, I might add. I'm about equal parts flattered and uncomfortable.

Gay guy #1: "You smell nice. I mean, like, really nice."
Gay guy #2: "You are the handsomest man I've ever seen. And you'd better take that as a g~##+*n compliment."

I would give both kidneys for women to do this to me on a regular basis. I mean, seriously, on a scale of 1 to Elton John, how gay do I look?

Spoiler:

I had a couple of gay men and a transvestite hooker hit on me before. Every time was more, entertaining than the last. The first time was when I was working at a gas station and a group came in. Two obviously gay black men and a set of women, only one of which was butch or showed in any fashion that she might be gay. I find out there were going clubbing together. I couldn't keep my eyes of the blond girl, so damn cute.

Well on their way out the door one of the guys stops and asks if I was gay. I told him no, Then he asks if I was Bi. Never having thought about it one way or another I said I was not sure. Where his friend then did the over the top "Ohh." He then does the whole limp wrist finger snap says, "try me once and you would never go back." and runs out the door without getting any response from me. Leaving his friend standing there looking embarrassed. The whole thing was so surreal.

[silverhair2008]

Mroph!

[Crimson Jester]

I hate filling out online resumes and "prove it" apps. Such a time suck.

[Celestial Healer]

Back in college, I was in some type of performing group, and I had to go check at the Students Association box office to determine how many tickets they had sold or some such. This girl working there tries to sell me a ticket, and I say, "No, I'm in it." She comments on finding that interesting and chats me up about different activities I'm in. I'm pretty oblivious the whole time, up to and including when she says, "Hey, here's my phone number. Why don't you call me to let me know the next time you've got something coming up." I said, "Umm. Ok." And I left.

It wasn't until then that it dawned on me that she was hitting on me really obviously. Poor girl; I hope she wasn't waiting by the phone.

[Celestial Healer]

I also had an elderly priest slip me his phone number when I worked at the bank. No joke, and there was no mistaking his intention...

[Kommander Killemall]

It wasn't a hold-up was it? I hate those things.

[Aberzombie]

I have never been hit on by another dude. What am I doing wrong?

[Sharoth]

Celestial Healer wrote:

DSXMachina wrote:

Thunder & Lightning again today - Very, very frightening.

Galileo, Figaro?

I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.

[Celestial Healer]

I've up and decided to quit biting my nails. Today, I looked down at one of them and thought to myself, "That nail is getting long. I should bite it." And then I thought to myself, "You know, that's kind of f#!!ed up." So I have trimmed and filed them all. We'll see how this works out.

[Celestial Healer]

Reading websites about curbing nail-biting and how bad it can get makes me realize that my compulsion is relatively minor. Holy crap - the stuff some people do to their hands...

Hint: Don't look for images.

[BluePigeon]

Sharoth wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

DSXMachina wrote:

Thunder & Lightning again today - Very, very frightening.

Galileo, Figaro?

I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.

>>>>Chorus<<<<

He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

>>>>Chorus<<<<

[Dave Tennant]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Reading websites about curbing nail-biting and how bad it can get makes me realize that my compulsion is relatively minor. Holy crap - the stuff some people do to their hands...

Hint: Don't look for images.

Thanks.

[Celestial Healer]

Apparently it rained today in Rochester, NY and then there was a rainbow.

I know this because no less than 5 FB friends have posted pictures of a rainbow.

Seriously people, it's a fricking rainbow. I've seen them before; I know what they look like; and the one in your photo looks no different than every other rainbow I've ever seen every time it rains.

I'm not actually as cynical as all that - smell the roses and whatnot - I just can't get over 5 photos of the same fricking rainbow.

[Scintillae]

Just spent the past half hour watching Slappy Squirrel cartoons on youtube.

I miss my childhood.

[Urizen]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Reading websites about curbing nail-biting and how bad it can get makes me realize that my compulsion is relatively minor. Holy crap - the stuff some people do to their hands...

Hint: Don't look for images.

Even worse when it's their toes.

Hint: Don't look for images.

[Sharoth]

BluePigeon wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

DSXMachina wrote:

Thunder & Lightning again today - Very, very frightening.

Galileo, Figaro?

I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.

>>>>Chorus<<<<

He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

>>>>Chorus<<<<

Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?

[aeglos]

Sharoth wrote:

BluePigeon wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

DSXMachina wrote:

Thunder & Lightning again today - Very, very frightening.

Galileo, Figaro?

I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.

>>>>Chorus<<<<

He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

>>>>Chorus<<<<

Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?

Bismillah! We will not let you go!

[Freehold DM]

Well, I just got home after a wonderful week in South Carolina. I picked up my welcome home gyro with extra hot sauce and barbecue sauce to welcome myself home.

What's that you ask? How did I spend those last two days in SC after I left my dad's? Why...

Spoiler:

With MOORLUCK AND SOLNES OF COURSE!!!!! I spent the last two days in SC with them and their WONDERFUL children. We went swimming(catching children when they jump into the pool is fun, if painful), we went to Steaks and Shakes(the greatest eatery in the history of eateries...STRAWBERRY BANANA MILKSHAKES AND HOT WAITRESSES!!!), we played in the yard(Moorluck actually gets two attacks per round holding a sword in each hand), we stayed up until god knows what time in the morning talking about politics(Moorluck does an awesome President Reagan and Bill Clinton impression), and we went to Solnes' store where I GOT AN AWESOME SHIRT and met coworkers (Solnes is really serious when she's on the job, too- it was awesome talking about work stuff with her!!!!). Did I mention how amazing their kids were? Reading to them was wonderful, even with Moorluck throwing in the occasional ad-lib(okay, I was a wiseacre at certain times as well). Time spent with Moorluck and Solnes was truly, truly amazing, their southern hospitality really touched me deep inside(no, not in that way, Urizen). There are no words to describe how amazing the LPM and our first lady are. Think about it folks. Me. FHDM. Unable to find the words to describe something. The rainbow that Moorluck and I saw when we were on our way to catch my train is the only thing that can even come close to describing it. It was a truly amazing two days, and I really wish I could have stayed longer, and I promised the kids that I would return next year so long as I wasn't in school. I hope to have more vacation time available so I can turn my trip to South Carolina into a real big to-do with lots of time spent with everyone.

For now though, I have to get some sleep, even though I don't have work tomorrow. See everyone in the AM!!!

[Urizen]

Freehold DM wrote:

Spoiler:

Time spent with Moorluck and Solnes was truly, truly amazing, their southern hospitality really touched me deep inside(no, not in that way, Urizen).

Then you obviously didn't get the full ...

Spoiler:

"southern hospitality." winkwinknudgenudgeyouknowwhatimean

[aeglos]

Freehold DM wrote:

Well, I just got home after a wonderful week in South Carolina. I picked up my welcome home gyro with extra hot sauce and barbecue sauce to welcome myself home.

What's that you ask? How did I spend those last two days in SC after I left my dad's? Why...** spoiler omitted ** For now though, I have to get some sleep, even though I don't have work...

wow, great to hear, FHDM

[Drejk]

aeglos wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

BluePigeon wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

DSXMachina wrote:

Thunder & Lightning again today - Very, very frightening.

Galileo, Figaro?

I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.

>>>>Chorus<<<<

He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

>>>>Chorus<<<<

Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?

Bismillah! We will not let you go!

Bis-mil-lah !

We will not let you go. (Let me go)
Bis-mil-lah !
We will not let you go. (Let me go)
Will not let you go. (Let me go)
Will not let you go. (Let me go)

[Drejk]

I was hit on by a man once. I was sixteen or seventeen then (looking a bit older), returning from school when a middle-aged (to me then) man asked me if I would show him the way around the city as he was from elsewhere (Krakow is a big tourist attraction) then he started saying something there there would be cognac as a thanks. I told him no, for a moment started to think to threaten him with cops (providing minor with alcohol is a criminal offense in Poland and I was strict tee-totaler then - it hadn't stopped me from buying a friend beer in student club somewhere at the same time, I was as underaged as the friend but looked older). Only after he went away it clicked for me what kind of companionship he was looking for.

[Drejk]

aeglos wrote:

I am searching for a song about new york as background muksic for my US-Vacation-Multimedia-Presentation, first song will be "New York state of mind" from Billy Joel, then "Imagine" for the strawberry fields, dakota building, ground zero pics.

Any Idea for another song for the second half? pics will be central park, met, chrysler buliding, hard rock cafe, grandcentral

Englishman in New York?

[Wolfthulhu]

Tired. Kink in my upper back, between my shoulder blades. Today is gonna suck... :/

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Apparently it rained today in Rochester, NY and then there was a rainbow.

I know this because no less than 5 FB friends have posted pictures of a rainbow.

Seriously people, it's a fricking rainbow. I've seen them before; I know what they look like; and the one in your photo looks no different than every other rainbow I've ever seen every time it rains.

I'm not actually as cynical as all that - smell the roses and whatnot - I just can't get over 5 photos of the same fricking rainbow.

All I know is yesterday evening was the first time it's rained around here in damn near a month. All the trees are dead.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

I think I broke my own "dick move, bro" record: fell asleep, while DMing a Pathfinder game. Woke up two hours later to find my players all gone. F+%~ing brilliant.

[Aberzombie]

Good morning FAWTLY Folk! Happy Monday! I hope everyone has a wonderful day.

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Apparently it rained today in Rochester, NY and then there was a rainbow.

I know this because no less than 5 FB friends have posted pictures of a rainbow.

Seriously people, it's a fricking rainbow. I've seen them before; I know what they look like; and the one in your photo looks no different than every other rainbow I've ever seen every time it rains.

I'm not actually as cynical as all that - smell the roses and whatnot - I just can't get over 5 photos of the same fricking rainbow.

Maybe they thought that if they all posted pics of rainbow from different locations then someone would be able to triangulate its endpoint and get the leprechaun's gold.

[Aberzombie]

So, I go up to our long-time intern now new hire and say...

"Did you ever get the feeling you were being watched? That the eyes of strange things were upon you?"

Not only did he get the reference, but he started to recite some other lines as well.

My faith in humanity has now be renewed.

[Aberzombie]

We've had a decent amount of rain here in Philly this summer, but far more days of simple clouds with a lot of humidity. My lawn has never stayed this green for this long.

[Aberzombie]

does the Happy Green Lawn Dance

[Aberzombie]

Freehold DM wrote:

Well, I just got home after a wonderful week in South Carolina. I picked up my welcome home gyro with extra hot sauce and barbecue sauce to welcome myself home.

What's that you ask? How did I spend those last two days in SC after I left my dad's? Why...** spoiler omitted ** For now though, I have to get some sleep, even though I don't have work...

Sounds FAWESOME! One day, I too hope to hang with our SC FAWTLY Folk. One day....

For now, I will simply wait patiently for FHDM to come to Philly so he can sit in a pool and I can throw my kid at his head.

[Aberzombie]

starts to wait patiently