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Woohoo! Nekkid, but calmly waiting!
Going to the doctors with your kids can be scary... Positive thoughts and best wishes from the other end of the planet
Jude is feeling better and my wife seems to be as well, and I seem to have missed out on it.Sure, rub it in why don't you!
Jude was running in Target tonight and gave himself a nice lump on his head.It seems like Charlie's forehead is one big bruise these days. And he's getting ever more adventurous in his letting go of stuff while he's standing or walking.
Warning for you newer parents. Hopefully you never experience this. If you ever have to take a child to an emergency room for a big bump don't be surprised if you get questioned to be sure it's not abuse. Not pleasant when you're worried about your little one.
Speaking of Demi-liches, Just watched an episode of Tales of the Golden Monkey they had an Egyptian box that when they opened it they pulled out a skull with jewels in it. Only thought, "Demi-Lich? Was this on purpose?"
Jude is feeling better and my wife seems to be as well, and I seem to have missed out on it.Sure, rub it in why don't you!
Jude was running in Target tonight and gave himself a nice lump on his head.It seems like Charlie's forehead is one big bruise these days. And he's getting ever more adventurous in his letting go of stuff while he's standing or walking.Yea, Jude is at a run full speed stage, however stopping, turning, and any variation in the surface of the floor are a problem,
They will both start to 'Power Ranger' stuff soon. It's actually a pretty fun stage. :)
Quick update. Charlie's procedure went well. Tubes are in place and we're back home now. Tomorrow he can go back to daycare.
Outstanding! I hope you're all feeling better today.
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Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
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Q: Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
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Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
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Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
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Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
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Palm Face...Poor Rosie.
LOL!
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My old army buddy Tim and his wife Julie played Pathfinder for the first time Saturday, and it was awesome!!! :)
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Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, Dr. Tom finished his morning round of procedures at the surgical center, only to realize much later that he wasn't sure where he left his watch and wedding ring. Meanwhile, Charlie's unexpected reaction to anesthesia left his parent's with a hospital bill that included costs for furniture, a computer, casts for broken bones, and at least one straight jacket. And, across town, Scott and Sarah were relieved when....No, wait! That's my soap opera!
Huzzah! On feeling better. The work thing? Not so huzzah, but it pays the bills.
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Seconded.Holy crap someone mailed me an actual banhammer!!Pics or it didn't happen.
I brought it in to work today, slung across my shoulder. Felt good, like a masterwork tool should. It's a tool, you know, not a weapon. You don't just flail about in battle, it's meant to be used carefully, with precision, after much careful consideration.*
Pics will have to wait because Sara is sleeping and I depend on her to post pics to the intarwebs. (The only way I know how to put stuff up is to write a bunch of code and put it on paizo.com....)
*We really do have an extensive internal discussion every time we have to use it.
Fairydown, or, more proof Australian English is a separate language.Wow no Australian would speak like that...... Not even to mess with a tourist. The syntax is wrong, the whole thing smells of your typical English "journalist" throwing a few sentences together after watching crocodile Dundee and the Adventures of Barry Mckenzie. Half the words haven't been in use since the 1970's.
Well, I don't think it was meant to be taken serious.
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*We really do have an extensive internal discussion every time we have to use it.
Is that the royal we?
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Also, Charlie get's his tubes put in his ears tomorrow. We have to be at the doctor's office by 0710. Ugh. Hope I'm feeling better by then.I hope you feel better, and that the tubes drastically reduce the number of ear infections Charlie gets.
Just wanted to swing by and congratulate Taig again on a job well done with the Phasic Ravager. You really stepped up your game this round - keep it up.
Gary got a PHYSICAL hammer to accompany his metaphysical one? What is the world coming too!?!?!
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Seconded.Holy crap someone mailed me an actual banhammer!!Pics or it didn't happen.I brought it in to work today, slung across my shoulder. Felt good, like a masterwork tool should. It's a tool, you know, not a weapon. You don't just flail about in battle, it's meant to be used carefully, with precision, after much careful consideration.*
Pics will have to wait because Sara is sleeping and I depend on her to post pics to the intarwebs. (The only way I know how to put stuff up is to write a bunch of code and put it on paizo.com....)
*We really do have an extensive internal discussion every time we have to use it.
So much for pics of Gary smashing someone's walnuts.....
Be sure that no one else is handling your hammer without your permission, or at least until after they've bought you a few drinks. ;D
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Well, I don't think it was meant to be taken serious.Fairydown, or, more proof Australian English is a separate language.Wow no Australian would speak like that...... Not even to mess with a tourist. The syntax is wrong, the whole thing smells of your typical English "journalist" throwing a few sentences together after watching crocodile Dundee and the Adventures of Barry Mckenzie. Half the words haven't been in use since the 1970's.
Interesting - a karmic lesson... After telling somebody that the rest of the world couldn't tell and doesn't care about regional variations in accent outside the main ones, I am slightly miffed about a Pom using 30 year old slang in an article.
I now understand the annoyance the other person experienced and shall eat a teaspoon of cement and harden the f*#$ up.
Well, I don't think it was meant to be taken serious.Fairydown, or, more proof Australian English is a separate language.Wow no Australian would speak like that...... Not even to mess with a tourist. The syntax is wrong, the whole thing smells of your typical English "journalist" throwing a few sentences together after watching crocodile Dundee and the Adventures of Barry Mckenzie. Half the words haven't been in use since the 1970's.
Interesting - a karmic lesson... After telling somebody that the rest of the world couldn't tell and doesn't care about regional variations in accent outside the main ones, I am slightly miffed about a Pom using 30 year old slang in an article.
I now understand the annoyance the other person experienced and shall eat a teaspoon of cement and harden the f&@$ up.
Pom? Pomeranian?
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Pom? Pomeranian?Well, I don't think it was meant to be taken serious.Fairydown, or, more proof Australian English is a separate language.Wow no Australian would speak like that...... Not even to mess with a tourist. The syntax is wrong, the whole thing smells of your typical English "journalist" throwing a few sentences together after watching crocodile Dundee and the Adventures of Barry Mckenzie. Half the words haven't been in use since the 1970's.
Interesting - a karmic lesson... After telling somebody that the rest of the world couldn't tell and doesn't care about regional variations in accent outside the main ones, I am slightly miffed about a Pom using 30 year old slang in an article.
I now understand the annoyance the other person experienced and shall eat a teaspoon of cement and harden the f&@$ up.
Pomegranate!
Pomarj!
Pomegranate!
Pom is a a half joking half derogatory term Australians (and Kiwis) use to denote the English ( not the Scots, Welsh or Irish) kind of like Limey but worse and yet not as bad.
Nobody knows it's origin - pomegranate is thought to be one as its the colour they go in the Australian sun. It has also been suggested that it comes from the shortening of the French word for potato a pallid round ugly thing that lives in dirt and mud. Also Prisoner Of (his/her) Magesty and so on...
We know it annoys them and the English deserve to be annoyed.
Don't get us wrong though if ever England is in trouble we are the first to help.
So you call us Americans, Americans then.
That's just weird.
That's just weird.
Is it?
yes
So you call us Americans, Americans then.
Mostly Yanks very few Australians are aware of the north-south issues or history so when they call somebody from the South a Yank its not done to be a total a-hat (just a regular a-hat)
Deserve to annoyed? Is this another Australian word with a different meaning like "be complimented for being the greatest contributor to civilization?" ;-)
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Deserve to annoyed? Is this another Australian word with a different meaning like "be complimented for being the greatest contributor to civilization?" ;-)
This from the people who left the empire, fought an unnecessary war with the english, changed the spelling of words, stopped playing cricket and turned up late to two world wars :-) and supplanted them as the most powerful nation in the world. We pale in comparison at your ability to annoy the English. :-)
You are the master and we are but the students.
;-)