Deep 6 FaWtL

[Syrus Terrigan]

Race ya for it!!

EDIT: Yay!! Everyone wins!!! :D

[lisamarlene]

NobodysHome wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

Freehold and NH - how much would you be willing to pay to watch that? Rest of FATWL, any takers?

I'm afraid I'm not a big "watcher".

I'd settle for, "Re-shoot Aragorn to restore him to his original badassery, get rid of all the weepy music, especially get rid of the dwarf crowd-diving at Helm's Deep, and in general if a scene wasn't in the book, take it out of the movie. You're not a good enough writer to be adding stuff.

You forgot Legolas surfing on a f@#%ing shield.

[lynora]

lisamarlene wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

LM, if you're spanking Peter Jackson with a paddle, let me know, I'll be an opportunistic kitty and start selling tickets to watch the spanking. We can share the proceeds.

Yours truly,

Kitty Cat gathering Tithes for the Temple of Abadar

In a "Saucy Galadriel" costume with platform lucite heels with locks of golden hair embedded in the base of each shoe, and a paddle rigged with LED lights to make it glow blue.

We can make a Patreon page.

You had me at saucy Galadriel costume! ^.^

[lynora]

Just a Mort wrote:

Me it'll depend on character. If the character is good aligned she'll act like a puppy and all eager to get along with whatever needs doing. If that character is neutrally aligned then well its all the mercenary angle.

Also my casters are female and my martial classes are male. Don't ask me why I function that way, I just do. These days I prefer to play female characters then male characters because I'm not a guy so I'm not sure if I'm RPing them right.

Honestly, same. I will occasionally play a male character, but I don't usually enjoy it as much. I end up second guessing my character's thought processes too much.

[lynora]

Hey, NH, I'm remembering right that you have an Instant Pot right? I've been thinking about getting one, but I have many years of bad experiences with crock pots (Same recipe: crockpot version is flavorless mush; ingredients thrown in cast iron pot and slow cooked in the oven for hours, utterly amazing) and I've heard a few horror stories about cleaning dinner off the ceiling that have me feeling a bit uncertain about it. I'm big on putting in the least amount of effort possible to get really good food, so that is also a factor. In your opinion, good idea or bad idea to get one?

[lisamarlene]

lynora wrote:

Hey, NH, I'm remembering right that you have an Instant Pot right? I've been thinking about getting one, but I have many years of bad experiences with crock pots (Same recipe: crockpot version is flavorless mush; ingredients thrown in cast iron pot and slow cooked in the oven for hours, utterly amazing) and I've heard a few horror stories about cleaning dinner off the ceiling that have me feeling a bit uncertain about it. I'm big on putting in the least amount of effort possible to get really good food, so that is also a factor. In your opinion, good idea or bad idea to get one?

Instant Pot?

Bad experiences?
Horror stories?

You don't mean like this, do you?

[Just a Mort]

But...but...but...legolas surfing the shield was da coolest scene ever!

And I mooned over him in high school over that scene...

Conclusion: It takes all kinds of people and kitty cats to make the world.

[Vidmaster7]

What about forcing a small flying creature about 1/3 of his size to carry him across a ravine? I think really most of the credit their goes to the flyer that is some work.

[Just a Mort]

I can't recommend pressure cookers because one of my aunts used them, and yeah technology wasn't what it is now, there were explosions. We've eschewed pressure cookers ever since.

Besides my family tends to be rather old school when it comes to cooking and I still can't wrap my head around using an induction cooker for frying instead of a gas stove. Hot pot, fine, it works and it's faster and there's no difference in taste.

[Vidmaster7]

It is in fact surprisingly easy to make a pressure cooker explode.

[gran rey de los mono]

*throws a tomato at Mort*

[gran rey de los mono]

*points at Vidmaster7*

He did it.

*Bluff check 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8*

[Just a Mort]

sense motive: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (20) - 2 = 18

Oh wow a nat 20...sorry lol.

The snow leopard sees through the bald face lie and picks up the tomato and hurls it back at gran.

[Vidmaster7]

Once again your dice have betrayed you!

[gran rey de los mono]

Hey! I'm not bald!

*lobs tomato at Vidmaster*

[Vidmaster7]

I didn't see a to hit roll so i'm gonna assume you missed! and I'm gonna need a bluff check on that false claim of you not being bald!

[gran rey de los mono]

*throws a different tomato at Vidmaster*

*Attack roll: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8*

And I'm not bald. No Bluff check needed.

[Vidmaster7]

Now you just have to learn to use the dice roller appropriately

[gran rey de los mono]

Eh, so I missed a slash. Whatever.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Eh, so I missed a slash. Whatever.

And me again!

[gran rey de los mono]

*loads tomato into fruit trebuchet, aims at Vidmaster*

It would be good if I was proficient with this thing.

*Attack roll: 1d20 - 5 ⇒ (10) - 5 = 5

[Vidmaster7]

*rolls on ground laughing*

[gran rey de los mono]

Ok, let's try this then.

*makes double-barreled slingshot out of a bra, loads two tomatoes*

*Attack Roll 1: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8*
*Attack Roll 2: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9*

[gran rey de los mono]

Well, s~#~.

[Just a Mort]

*slips on tomatoes all over the floor and ends up flat*

This is what I'd call a HSEQ hazard...

[gran rey de los mono]

*throws another tomato at Mort*

*Attack Roll: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2*

[gran rey de los mono]

SON OF A B*#$&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vidmaster7]

Gran you should not play by post I can see that going bad for you.

[Just a Mort]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. They are efficient and have no sense of humor.

Late reply but that could describe me, except for the sense of humor. I have a rather whimsical one.

[Vidmaster7]

Just a Mort wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. They are efficient and have no sense of humor.

Late reply but that could describe me, except for the sense of humor. I have a rather whimsical one.

I don't know I feel a few of my jokes have gone over you head.. much like Gran's tomatoes.

[Just a Mort]

Firstly, I am prone and therefore get +4 bonus to AC. Secondly you rolled a natural 1.

*watches the tomato miss by a mile*

Hope is an illusion...

Your dice betray you...

[Dr. Doommaster7]

Just a Mort wrote:

Firstly, I am prone and therefore get +4 bonus to AC. Secondly you rolled a natural 1.

*watches the tomato miss by a mile*

Hope is an illusion...

Your dice betray you...

MMM DOOM feels your evil dialogue is on point.

[Just a Mort]

One thing is I am probably the youngest down here and I grew up not watching TV. So if those jokes of old movies or TV shows, well sorry guys, I probably won't get it.

[gran rey de los mono]

Inconceivable!

[gran rey de los mono]

*hastily constructs tomato gatling gun, fires at Vidmaster and Mort*

*Attack 1: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (3) - 7 = -4*
*Attack 2: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (20) - 7 = 13*
*Attack 3: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (2) - 7 = -5*
*Attack 4: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (12) - 7 = 5*
*Attack 5: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (17) - 7 = 10*
*Attack 6: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (2) - 7 = -5*
*Attack 7: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (14) - 7 = 7*
*Attack 8: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (3) - 7 = -4*
*Attack 9: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (16) - 7 = 9*
*Attack 10: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (4) - 7 = -3*

[gran rey de los mono]

F@@*.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Inconceivable!

"They call it a Royale with cheese."

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

*hastily constructs tomato gatling gun, fires at Vidmaster and Mort*

*Attack 1: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 2: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 3: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 4: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 5: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 6: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 7: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 8: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 9: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 10: 1d20 - 7 *

I think one of those came close to hitting the impressive part is you got a -5 on one of em.

[gran rey de los mono]

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

*hastily constructs tomato gatling gun, fires at Vidmaster and Mort*

*Attack 1: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 2: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 3: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 4: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 5: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 6: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 7: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 8: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 9: 1d20 - 7 *
*Attack 10: 1d20 - 7 *

I think one of those came close to hitting the impressive part is you got a -5 on one of em.

Two -5s, two -4s, and a -3.

[Vidmaster7]

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

[Vidmaster7]

So I think you've hit yourself with more tomatoes then you have anyone else.

[GM Mort]

He rolled a nat 20 for his attack no. 2 so he hits one of us. Now who was he aiming at?

gran wrote:

Attack 2: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (20) - 7 = 13*

1 Mort, 2 Vidmaster: 1d2 ⇒ 2

Gran, please confirm that crit =)

[Just a Mort]

I think the whole place is considered as DT and requires reflex saves not to end up prone due to tomatoes EVERYWHERE!

BTW, that's my GM alias.

[Vidmaster7]

well hold on now I think to properly determine who was hit we have to do some coding now J is an even letter while V is a odd now since it was the second attack that hit and we already established J was even and 2 is even obviously he was aiming at the one of us whose name starts with a J. Just a Mort.

[Definitely not being sarcastic]

Just a Mort wrote:

I think the whole place is considered as DT and requires reflex saves not to end up prone due to tomatoes EVERYWHERE!

BTW, that's my GM alias.

Hmm interesting never would of guessed.

[Just a Mort]

Yeah it's pretty obvious, but I picked an eye because I'm always watching... I see everything.

[Just a Mort]

GM Mort wrote:

1 Mort, 2 Vidmaster: 1d2 ⇒ 2

But the dice have spoken!

[Vidmaster7]

But can you see why children love cinnamon toast crunch?

[gran rey de los mono]

*Confirming Crit: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (6) - 7 = -1*