Mairkurion {tm} |
Eew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Zombie: PMG has always loved me, so I'm not sure how to help. Too bad it isn't James Jacobs or Erik Mona. I could help you there.
Gark: You know who often likes to wear skulls on top of their heads? Especially skulls of that shape? Kobolds. Are you sure you are really a goblin?
Mike Welham Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 |
Eew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Zombie: PMG has always loved me, so I'm not sure how to help. Too bad it isn't James Jacobs or Erik Mona. I could help you there.
Gark: You know who often likes to wear skulls on top of their heads? Especially skulls of that shape? Kobolds. Are you sure you are really a goblin?
Gary couldn't stop talking about you at the con.
Right, everyone who went to the con?
Mairkurion Jr. |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Eew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Zombie: PMG has always loved me, so I'm not sure how to help. Too bad it isn't James Jacobs or Erik Mona. I could help you there.
Gark: You know who often likes to wear skulls on top of their heads? Especially skulls of that shape? Kobolds. Are you sure you are really a goblin?
Gary couldn't stop talking about you at the con.
Right, everyone who went to the con?
Aw, garsh. :3
Gark the Goblin |
Gark the Goblin wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Well, if I can't edit it, a) people will think I made it because I like you and b)its first post will seem like an attention-grab.Gark the Goblin wrote:Um, the PMG is blocking me from editing my newest alias? Not good.I heard he's making my avatar exclusive to me. And people said I couldn't love him more.Dunno, I can't see your posts for some reason. Does this mean a) you don't like me and b) you want people to ignore you?
Hey, everybody remember in grade school when girls made those notes with the check boxes beside things? Hee-hee! I think Tracy Slaughter scared the hell out of me with one of those. If only she had sent it a year later.
The answer to a yes-or-no question is either a) yes or b) no.
L. G. G., C. o. t. 101st G.A.R. |
Eew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Zombie: PMG has always loved me, so I'm not sure how to help. Too bad it isn't James Jacobs or Erik Mona. I could help you there.
Gark: You know who often likes to wear skulls on top of their heads? Especially skulls of that shape? Kobolds. Are you sure you are really a goblin?
Hey, watch it! Just gave myself +3 plant bane scythe!
Mairkurion {tm} |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Hey, watch it! Just gave myself +3 dragon bane scimitar!Eew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Zombie: PMG has always loved me, so I'm not sure how to help. Too bad it isn't James Jacobs or Erik Mona. I could help you there.
Gark: You know who often likes to wear skulls on top of their heads? Especially skulls of that shape? Kobolds. Are you sure you are really a goblin?
A +3 dragon cleaver, you say? Dayyum. You're definitely a kobold.
Aberzombie |
Aberzombie wrote:Nose tea?Linkified.
Is it sad that I actually have experience with one of those damnable nose pots?
Aberzombie |
Eew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Zombie: PMG has always loved me, so I'm not sure how to help. Too bad it isn't James Jacobs or Erik Mona. I could help you there.
I'm not sure about JJ, but I'm fairly certain that the Mona's hatred for me burns hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell. Probably something to do with how full of awesome I am.....
Aberzombie |
AZ: LeBreton hasn't posted since Fawtlhouse Five, when he posted on my sister's birthday. Damn, the Houston crew must be pretty big.
Hopefully Jess is picking her new home based on hosting large parties.
Yeah, LeBreton doesn't hang here often. And he keeps getting me to try and give up my wonderful gov't job to become part of the Houston crew.
Gark the Goblin |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Eew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Zombie: PMG has always loved me, so I'm not sure how to help. Too bad it isn't James Jacobs or Erik Mona. I could help you there.
Gark: You know who often likes to wear skulls on top of their heads? Especially skulls of that shape? Kobolds. Are you sure you are really a goblin?
Gary couldn't stop talking about you at the con.
Right, everyone who went to the con?
Yeah! I "met" "Gary Teter" at the con! He was "talking" about "you!"
No, I actually met him, and he was talking about some court case involving you and 50 metres.
Everything in this post is false.
Mairkurion {tm} |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not sure about JJ, but I'm fairly certain that the Mona's hatred for me burns hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell. Probably something to do with how full of awesome I am.....Eew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Zombie: PMG has always loved me, so I'm not sure how to help. Too bad it isn't James Jacobs or Erik Mona. I could help you there.
Hmm. I'm not sure how to make this sync with my Mona theory.
Aberzombie |
Aberzombie wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:You're definitely a kobold.That means he'd automatically be worse at mining than a dwarf.Not that again . . .
(I side with kobolds on this one, despite them being weird and tasty.)
Deny it all you like. The rest of us know the truth. It's ok, though, second best behind dwarves isn't something to be ashamed of.
L. G. G., C. o. t. 101st G.A.R. |
Now, is he
1. A kobold in denial, engaging in cannibalism to protect himself or
2. A kobold in disguise, using cannibalism to bolster his disguise or
3. A sick little kobold cannibal claiming to be a goblin to a) be in with the Paizo goblin cool crowd b) seem tougher than a kobold?
Look at my stats, plant-man.
Bitter Thorn |
I finally read Quest of the Starstone. Finally!
Am I the last person to realize that Billy Wilder was German? WTH?
Also, you guys have made me want to go to Sonic. I'll be strong, though.
Sonic makes a pretty good Chicago dog. I almost never use the one by my house though because they seem to be incapable of getting even the simplest order right.
Jesszilla |
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Gark the Goblin wrote:taig wrote:I got it! Just thought it might be offensive, is all.I've got to thank Urizen for suggesting RockMelt. It's been helpful in keeping up with you guys without being on the site.
Also, apparently, he's the only one who would have appreciated my comment about CH. :P
Oops, apparently Ambrosia Slaad liked the comment too. :)
Everything from the 70's, except Shaft, is offensive.
I am NOT offensive!
Bitter Thorn |
Bitter Thorn wrote:Yup! Is that apple barrel scene?Gark the Goblin wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:Was that quote intentional?Freehold DM wrote:Nekkid rulin' and droolin'!You and your hobbies.Yes.
Right after Gonzo says "I think I have starfish in my pants!" in Muppets Treasure Island.
It's kind of a running joke in our group.
With the torture? I think so. It's been many years.
Jess Door |
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AZ: LeBreton hasn't posted since Fawtlhouse Five, when he posted on my sister's birthday. Damn, the Houston crew must be pretty big.
Hopefully Jess is picking her new home based on hosting large parties.
Having appropriate gaming space is a large consideration in my housing purchases...
Bitter Thorn |
Aberzombie wrote:Nose tea?Linkified.
I shot Bacardi 151 and Coke out my nose once at gaming. It was ....stimulating.
EDIT: and slightly flammable.
Bitter Thorn |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Having appropriate gaming space is a large consideration in my housing purchases...AZ: LeBreton hasn't posted since Fawtlhouse Five, when he posted on my sister's birthday. Damn, the Houston crew must be pretty big.
Hopefully Jess is picking her new home based on hosting large parties.
Outstanding!
Crimson Jester |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Having appropriate gaming space is a large consideration in my housing purchases...AZ: LeBreton hasn't posted since Fawtlhouse Five, when he posted on my sister's birthday. Damn, the Houston crew must be pretty big.
Hopefully Jess is picking her new home based on hosting large parties.
Woot... Game at Jess'!!
Mairkurion {tm} |
Jess Door wrote:Woot... Game at Jess'!!Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Having appropriate gaming space is a large consideration in my housing purchases...AZ: LeBreton hasn't posted since Fawtlhouse Five, when he posted on my sister's birthday. Damn, the Houston crew must be pretty big.
Hopefully Jess is picking her new home based on hosting large parties.
I hear she's going to have guest rooms with bunk beds to pack in out-of-town Fawtlies. We need to ID the snorers before and sort rooms accordingly.
Jess Door |
Crimson Jester wrote:I hear she's going to have guest rooms with bunk beds to pack in out-of-town Fawtlies. We need to ID the snorers before and sort rooms accordingly.Jess Door wrote:Woot... Game at Jess'!!Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Having appropriate gaming space is a large consideration in my housing purchases...AZ: LeBreton hasn't posted since Fawtlhouse Five, when he posted on my sister's birthday. Damn, the Houston crew must be pretty big.
Hopefully Jess is picking her new home based on hosting large parties.
One of the houses I looked at this week had a nice wet bar...
Crimson Jester |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:One of the houses I looked at this week had a nice wet bar...Crimson Jester wrote:I hear she's going to have guest rooms with bunk beds to pack in out-of-town Fawtlies. We need to ID the snorers before and sort rooms accordingly.Jess Door wrote:Woot... Game at Jess'!!Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Having appropriate gaming space is a large consideration in my housing purchases...AZ: LeBreton hasn't posted since Fawtlhouse Five, when he posted on my sister's birthday. Damn, the Houston crew must be pretty big.
Hopefully Jess is picking her new home based on hosting large parties.
I have been told, but have not had it proven that I snore.
Tordek Rumnaheim |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Yeah, LeBreton doesn't hang here often. And he keeps getting me to try and give up my wonderful gov't job to become part of the Houston crew.AZ: LeBreton hasn't posted since Fawtlhouse Five, when he posted on my sister's birthday. Damn, the Houston crew must be pretty big.
Hopefully Jess is picking her new home based on hosting large parties.
I know a game in need of a zombie.
Gark the Goblin |
Gark the Goblin wrote:With the torture? I think so. It's been many years.Bitter Thorn wrote:Yup! Is that apple barrel scene?Gark the Goblin wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:Was that quote intentional?Freehold DM wrote:Nekkid rulin' and droolin'!You and your hobbies.Yes.
Right after Gonzo says "I think I have starfish in my pants!" in Muppets Treasure Island.
It's kind of a running joke in our group.
No, the one where Rizzo says "That's not a worm, that's my tail!" and they spy on Long John and the trio.