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Shadow Lodge

Freehold DM wrote:
Well duh. How else are you going to motivate the gladiators?

More oil.

Almost more naked gladiators.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Heh heh heh...nekkid cheese cutting.

Shadow Lodge

It's the most satisfying kind.

Did you know the hair on your bottom is like soundproofing? One of the downsides of being a porn star is that you can't fart quietly. Have to have everything shaved, you see.


[Restrains himself from jumping into a conversation about flatulence.]


TOZ wrote:

It's the most satisfying kind.

Did you know the hair on your bottom is like soundproofing? One of the downsides of being a porn star is that you can't fart quietly. Have to have everything shaved, you see.

an acquaintance who did some work in the field said it was the second most annoying thing about the job. The first was the boiling hot lights that are slowly cooking you.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Freehold DM wrote:
The first was the boiling hot lights that are slowly cooking you.

Mrgh?

Shadow Lodge

Ooo, like the hot lights at fast food joints. XP

Silver Crusade

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Or don't I want to know.


Bestiary 3 supposed to come in the mail today!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
TOZ wrote:
Ooo, like the hot lights at fast food joints. XP

Mmmm.....fast food.


I found a use for the Mage Hand spell! In Tomb of Horrors I can use Mage Hand to trip some traps from a distance so the party trap monkeys don't have to get up close and personal with them.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Well, Jordan went down in company history as the biggest waste of office space, after his poor performance allowed a rival company to claim an important contract. Meanwhile, Nick once again found himself to be the most hated man in the city, after he came into town and embarassed some local heroes. And, across town, Les snorted a really big pile of cocaine and....No, wait! That's my soap opera!

Shadow Lodge

Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Well, Jordan went down in company history as the biggest waste of office space, after his poor performance allowed a rival company to claim an important contract. Meanwhile, Nick once again found himself to be the most hated man in the city, after he came into town and embarassed some local heroes. And, across town, Les snorted a really big pile of cocaine and....No, wait! That's my soap opera!

hmmm still some leftover emotion from last night's bcs championship game I see.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Who? Me?

;)

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I'm not saying I'm angry, or anything. But if every NFL team were to laugh at Jordan Jefferson before not taking him, and he spent the rest of his life not playing football, I wouldn't be sad.

And if Les Miles were to suffer next season not winning a single game and then get fired, I wouldn't be upset.


Freehold DM wrote:

Goooooood morning FAWTL!

Why doesn't netflix offer subtitlesj with their streaming stuff?

They do offer subtitles, just not on everything.

Spoiler:
Yet.

*goes back to lurking*

Andoran

Aberzombie wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

HD is an self-loathing hipster, Mothy. You can tell from his hats.

RUNS

240 miles isn't far enough to keep you safe...

;-)

Kick his ass! KICK HIS ASS!!!

Nah, I'd just stare at him. Ironically.


YAY, PALADIN DRAMA! How I've missed you these last few weeks. I got two Paladins trying to kill each other, because somebody thought a Burner Paladin was a good idea, and somebody else thought putting a Tiefling Paladin near the Burner Paladin was another good idea.

Qadira

TOZ wrote:
CJ is thinking. This bodes ill.

Usually does.

Qadira

Treppa wrote:
It's just gas.

Damn I knew it smelt bad but not so bad you could smell it in another state.

Qadira

Freehold DM wrote:

Goooooood morning FAWTL!

Why doesn't netflix offer subtitles with their streaming stuff?

Some movies you have no choice. Sad.

Qadira

TOZ wrote:

It's the most satisfying kind.

Did you know the hair on your bottom is like soundproofing? One of the downsides of being a porn star is that you can't fart quietly. Have to have everything shaved, you see.

I don't even want to know why or how you know that.

Qadira

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
[Restrains himself from jumping into a conversation about flatulence.]

Good um...man.


CalypsoTea wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Goooooood morning FAWTL!

Why doesn't netflix offer subtitlesj with their streaming stuff?

They do offer subtitles, just not on everything.

** spoiler omitted **

*goes back to lurking*

points excitedly] CalypsoTea sighting!!!!! I should play the lotto today!

Qadira

Freehold DM wrote:
TOZ wrote:

It's the most satisfying kind.

Did you know the hair on your bottom is like soundproofing? One of the downsides of being a porn star is that you can't fart quietly. Have to have everything shaved, you see.

an acquaintance who did some work in the field said it was the second most annoying thing about the job. The first was the boiling hot lights that are slowly cooking you.

That's why Paris (Hilton) used a night vision camera.

Qadira

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TOZ wrote:
Ooo, like the hot lights at fast food joints. XP

I have always put porn into a fast food category. Its like watching the food network when you are living on Ramen noodles.

Qadira

CalypsoTea wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Goooooood morning FAWTL!

Why doesn't netflix offer subtitlesj with their streaming stuff?

They do offer subtitles, just not on everything.

** spoiler omitted **

*goes back to lurking*

Shows what I know.

Qadira

1 person marked this as a favorite.

Also no need to lurk.

Qadira

Freehold DM wrote:
CalypsoTea wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Goooooood morning FAWTL!

Why doesn't netflix offer subtitlesj with their streaming stuff?

They do offer subtitles, just not on everything.

** spoiler omitted **

*goes back to lurking*

points excitedly] CalypsoTea sighting!!!!! I should play the lotto today!

share the winnings!


Pathfinder Tales Subscriber
Crimson Jester wrote:
CalypsoTea wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Goooooood morning FAWTL!

Why doesn't netflix offer subtitlesj with their streaming stuff?

They do offer subtitles, just not on everything.

** spoiler omitted **

*goes back to lurking*

Shows what I know.

I showed my wife this just a couple of days ago after one of her hilarious episodes. You'd have had to have seen it -- they suffer from explanation.

Qadira

???

Silver Crusade

CalypsoTea wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Goooooood morning FAWTL!

Why doesn't netflix offer subtitlesj with their streaming stuff?

They do offer subtitles, just not on everything.

** spoiler omitted **

*goes back to lurking*

I never cease to be amazed by how many people lurk on this thread!


Hi everyone

three days to go, then SKIING TRIP wohoo

Qadira

Sci Fi movies of 2012


Our first year anniversary is coming up soon and in addition to some jewlery, I was thinking about getting Karen a Kindle or a Kindle Fire. ~Looks at the price~ Maybe not on the Kindle.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Roleplaying Game, Tales Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:
CalypsoTea wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Goooooood morning FAWTL!

Why doesn't netflix offer subtitlesj with their streaming stuff?

They do offer subtitles, just not on everything.

** spoiler omitted **

*goes back to lurking*

I never cease to be amazed by how many people lurk on this thread!

I lurk on this thread. ;)


I don't lurk, I annoy! Get it straight!


Pathfinder Tales Subscriber
Crimson Jester wrote:
???

Let's put it this way...she can be dramatic and unintentionally hilarious. She vehemently denies the former and gets very annoyed when the latter happens. When the two coincide, it's pure magic. Such an occasion arose recently when she was insisting that Netflix didn't have subtitles, and what a grave inconvenience it was to her. But it doesn't translate, does it? Humor is like gossamer.

Andoran Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

He's a lurkannoy dragon.

Osirion

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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
taig wrote:

He's a lurkannoy dragon.

So I guess people will be seeing stats for this in the next Kobold Quarterly.


I lurked over a year before i first posted in here

Andoran Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:

He's a lurkannoy dragon.

So I guess people will be seeing stats for this in the next Kobold Quarterly.

Well, maybe on a Friday morning on the KQ website...

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

I was a big lurker as well on Pathfinder before I started posting.

I liked Dungeon and Dragon and I got some free issues of Pathfinder because I had paid for a whole subscription of Dungeon I thought hey why not try the puplication instead of just get the cash back. I looked around the forum after a while and got some interesting stuff but did not start posting till alot later maybe a couple of years. And many times I find myself going to post something and don't.

Qadira

I lurked for over a year back in the day.


I had an account for a good three and a half years before I ever posted anything. I made it to download the Beta, then never used it for anything else.


I WANNA BE IN THE CAVALRY!


Aberzombie wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:

I warn you I know Ekky Thump.......

I have a feeling I might regret asking, but.....Ekky Thump?

Yes... Yes you will regret asking.

The Goodies ran from the 1970's to the mid 1980's. The comedians involved wrote for the Pythons.

Ekky Thump is an ancient Lancastrian martial art involving the use of a Black Pudding as a weapon.

Now some warnings re the clips I am going to show:-

First it is from the 1970's
Second being from the 1970's it is politically incorrect and uses black face.
Finally this episode killed a man see viewer death below Link to short clip.

Viewer death

The episode is infamous for the documented example of a man laughing to death. 50 year old Alex Mitchell could not stop laughing for a continuous 25 minute period - almost the entire length of the show - and suffered a fatal heart attack as a result of the strain placed on his heart. His widow later sent the Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments so pleasant.

Silver Crusade

7 people marked this as a favorite.

Cross your fingers or positive waves...

I've got a job possibility that would be amazing for me, and my partner does too. Either one would be a huge help for us right now.


Good luck Celestial Healer. I am sending the good vibes your way. ~someone points me in the right direction~ D'oh! ~moves to face the right direction~ Ok. NOW I am facing the right way to send you the good vibes!


Good luck, CH.

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