I'm pretty satisfied with my John Lennon frames well except for the fact everyone recognizes them as harry potter frames as well...
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But Freehold... I wanted to be tall and slender with slim straight legs =P
What I get is short and tubby =(
Both Freehold and Vids right.
You have nothing to be ashamed off. As Freehold said, you being meat and bones puts you leagues in front of any cheesecake fantasies we boys might have.The only thing that's short and tubby on that pic is the pumpkin in the background...Well actually I'm kinda shaped like that pumpkin, really really short'n'tubby shaped ^^'
Also...
Really...?!
That fruit and vegetable giant is bordering on nightmare-fuel territory!
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Do greens really scare you guys that much? It was in commemoration of mid autumn festival and halloween. Autumn harvest, they called it.
Too big glasses tend to make my face look very small. Do you resemble hagrid? (except with glasses)
No I have a goatee in real life. I'm also not 8 foot 6 inches tall just 5 foot 11 inches. I guess my face is sort of round like his... hmm I should try the crazy scraggly beard look it might work for me. work wouldn't like it. maybe if I get a job as a writer. I feel like huge beard is appropriate then.
Do greens really scare you guys that much? It was in commemoration of mid autumn festival and halloween. Autumn harvest, they called it.
Only when positioned menacingly!
Do greens really scare you guys that much?
*Scowls, and wrinkles his nose*
But...
But..
But.
*Sniffles*
They are green! And icky! And smelly!
I want a streak-dinner for supper!
*rolls around on the ground, throwing a minor tantrum*
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Do greens really scare you guys that much?
*Scowls, and wrinkles his nose*
But...
But..
But.
*Sniffles*
They are green! And icky! And smelly!
I want a streak-dinner for supper!
*rolls around on the ground, throwing a minor tantrum*
And you should eat your greens. They're good for you!
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No, we aren't lying on the floor. I dropped him off at his hotel and headed back for home. Just didn't make it home yet. Stopped at a crappy motel to sleep, and I'll finish the trip home when my eyes aren't falling shut.
And Mort... you're beautiful, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise. Now run like hell from the anthropomorphic giant vegetable monster.
And how's your foot, Kjeldorn?
Mostly just sore, nothing serious though.
Nephew-sitting yesterday went alright?Also, I think my internal clocks broke..
I shouldn't be awake this early on a Saturday...
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Also...before I utterly collapse into uncosciousness... Freehold, as expected, is a lot of fun to be around. We spoke of many things. That's about as detailed as I can get before I lose the ability to stay awake in a strange motel in the middle of nowhere (Dwight, IL).
Sleep well, I expect I'll be dead by morning.
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But Freehold... I wanted to be tall and slender with slim straight legs =P
What I get is short and tubby =(
MORT YOU LOOK AMAZING
I like a salad with my steak, and some sort of potato.
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Just not potato salad. Can't stand the stuff.
That stuff is gross.
Oh Oh I got a joke I heard today that I liked:
Guy wakes up on morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks.
"Boy," is the man's response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", says the service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."
When I'm dying, and my life flashes before my eyes, I really hope it's a blooper reel.
Don't worry Gran I'm sure it will be.
If I ever find the surgeon who screwed up my limb transplant I will kill him with my bear hands.
Its kind of grizzly but I approve of this joke.
"Pillow fight? No...I just had to stand there while Aunt Mort throw small cushions at me. She said that's why they're called 'Throw Pillows'."
I thought putting rock in the pillow cases was against the rules but she assured me it was part of the fun.
Small children have super speed.