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When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Law don't forbid parents giving beer.
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No way. Goblins don't read.
Another proof that we are dealing with a kobold disguised as a goblin?
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For no reason other than that it popped into my head, and since I can't listen to it myself: Just an old-fashioned love song. Hopefully that's the right version. (It is the original, from what I can tell by the Google description.)
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Law don't forbid parents giving beer.When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Well that depends on the State. I know it is illegal for me to provide alcoholic beverages of any sort to anyone under 21. Even in small amounts.
No way. Goblins don't read.
Another proof that we are dealing with a kobold disguised as a goblin?
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Well that depends on the State. I know it is illegal for me to provide alcoholic beverages of any sort to anyone under 21. Even in small amounts.Law don't forbid parents giving beer.When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
To be fair, we all know which state you're from.
Yep. I suspect he's a hippeh kobold pretending to be a goblin ironically.No way. Goblins don't read.
Another proof that we are dealing with a kobold disguised as a goblin?
Mah gahblins iz diff'rent.
Excessive browsing of TVTropes? (also reading) Yep, that explains the permanent SAN drain.
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My roommate Mike was applying to BC Law, but he didn't want to write the application essay about overcoming obstacles, so he paid our other roommate, Omar, $50 to do it. Needing inspiration, Omar reached for a 12-pack of Bud and whipped up a tale of hardship and destitution on the mean streets of Brockton (a city south of Boston with a not terribly genteel reputation). Mike had a twin brother, Matt, who had battled crack addiction and spent some time in correctional institutions--I don't remember all the details, but Omar wrote about it and put a whole "there but for fortune go I" spin on it.
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Yep. I suspect he's a hippeh kobold pretending to be a goblin ironically.No way. Goblins don't read.
Another proof that we are dealing with a kobold disguised as a goblin?
Mah gahblins iz diff'rent.Excessive browsing of TVTropes? (also reading) Yep, that explains the permanent SAN drain.
Somehow got to here, and it's making me link to a lot of stuff. Actually, I think it started here when I was trying to explain the above comic to another webcomiccer and I posted a url. It's too easy to start linking everything.
My roommate Mike was applying to BC Law, but he didn't want to write the application essay about overcoming obstacles, so he paid our other roommate, Omar, $50 to do it. Needing inspiration, Omar reached for a 12-pack of Bud and whipped up a tale of hardship and destitution on the mean streets of Brockton (a city south of Boston with a not terribly genteel reputation). Mike had a twin brother, Matt, who had battled crack addiction and spent some time in correctional institutions--I don't remember all the details, but Omar wrote about it and put a whole "there but for fortune go I" spin on it.Speaking of Brockton, Mass...
Ahh Drunken Celtic punk. A regional delicacy.. =)
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Pop Tarts -- "Good Source of Calcium"
I think that Kellogg and I have different definitions of "good".
Well, it's a source of calcium, I'll give it that. But on that same tack, you could also say that White Russians are part of a balanced breakfast...
Moral: just because it's got calcium in it doesn't mean that it won't give you brain cancer.
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Okay, I'll admit that I was a kind of distracted and parallel processing, but why exactly is Easy Rider a classic film? Just because of who was in it?
Basically: Hippies just wanna be free, ride their bikes, drug it up, and occasionally screw local girls, but the mean ol' murderous Southern country folk jes won't lettem be. Hippies good; rednecks bad. Mkay?
Am I missing something?
If you have to ask, you won't understand. ;-)
Of you have to ask, you won't understand. ;-)Okay, I'll admit that I was a kind of distracted and parallel processing, but why exactly is Easy Rider a classic film? Just because of who was in it?
Basically: Hippies just wanna be free, ride their bikes, drug it up, and occasionally screw local girls, but the mean ol' murderous Southern country folk jes won't lettem be. Hippies good; rednecks bad. Mkay?
Am I missing something?
Yeah, I'm thinking it may not be worth the effort.
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What have they stolen?I'm kickin' ass!Couldn't resist posting that again...
The f$+$in' show, man.
** spoiler omitted **
More for me!
I heardz therez some gobz what iz readin' wordz and stuffz!
I wantz ta knowz who, wherez, and how comez they ain't on fire!!!
<runs around with huge pile of flaming correspondence>
"WORD-BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I heardz therez some gobz what iz readin' wordz and stuffz!
I wantz ta knowz who, wherez, and how comez they ain't on fire!!!
<runs around with huge pile of flaming correspondence>
"WORD-BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hey you! Go tell your boss to do a star rating for Pathfinder Paper Minis: Fortress of the Stone Giants!
:-)
** spoiler omitted **More for me!
A cook after my own liking!
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but... You are on Facebook!Studpuffin,
Alas, no.
Okay, so, a half-dozen years ago, I was friends with all these smoking hot girls who worked at a comic book store in Boston. And they were all "You should get on MySpace." So, I was, like, "Yeah, sure, if I get to hang out with you, I'm there." And we flirted, and had weekly Lost parties, and maybe we [bubble bubble bubble]-ed in the park and it was hot.
But then, after I finally worked up the courage to ask one of them out, they all decided to be gay. :(
I guess, Studpuffin, what I'm saying is, you're not those girls.
Thank God. I mostly go to Facebook to read rabid political commentary. :P
Talking to the kiddo who is recovering from her severe stomach flu, I just remembered the vivid dream I was having this morning right before I woke up: she and I were at the old house with my deceased mother, and we were entertaining a guest with a nice dinner. The guest was Sean Connery.
!!!!!!!
At the time, I could even remember some of my conversation with Mr. Connery. To be clear, this was like Hunt for Red October era S.C.
You know what, I'm not tellin' you people my dreams anymore!
Screw you guys . . @ - - I'm goin' home!
LOL
I guess, Studpuffin, what I'm saying is, you're not those girls.Thank God. I mostly go to Facebook to read rabid political commentary. :P
Roh Snap!
ever had a post that no matter how you edited it still came out wrong??
definitely!
Well that depends on the State. I know it is illegal for me to provide alcoholic beverages of any sort to anyone under 21. Even in small amounts.Law don't forbid parents giving beer.When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
That's insipid! o_O
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Law don't forbid parents giving beer.When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
No, only common sense.
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Well that depends on the State. I know it is illegal for me to provide alcoholic beverages of any sort to anyone under 21. Even in small amounts.Law don't forbid parents giving beer.When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"That's insipid! o_O
What state do you live in?
Oh s$$&, I lied again! Without knowing about it!
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No, only common sense.Law don't forbid parents giving beer.When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Someone's a bit bitter.
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Someone's a bit bitter.No, only common sense.Law don't forbid parents giving beer.When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Not really, I just have a low tolerance for annoying children.
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Not really, I just have a low tolerance for annoying children.Someone's a bit bitter.No, only common sense.Law don't forbid parents giving beer.When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
I have a high tolerance for anything annoying. 'Less it's family, in which case I make my opinions known.
Edit: As in, I let the stuff fly over my head.
It....It's like....I don't know you anymore!And for the record, beer is gross. All of it.Seconded.
I think we're going to have to start a support group thread, at this rate.
Someone's a bit bitter.No, only common sense.Law don't forbid parents giving beer.When it comes to kids? I'll tell you when you're old enough to have some of your own.Hello? When did beer stop being a viable option?Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.Not all of life's problems. For example: "What are we going to feed the kids for dinner tonight?"
Man, I could really go for a pint of bitter.
What do you do if you get a little bored of your Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream? You open up a can of Gold Label pineapple. Ah, yeah, what a mix.
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For the beer haters? Or the beer lovers? Personally, I'm convinced the haters need help..... :)I think we're going to have to start a support group thread, at this rate.It....It's like....I don't know you anymore!And for the record, beer is gross. All of it.Seconded.
They need physical help. We need emotional support. And beer. In reverse order.