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Everyone likes a dirty crumpet.
As you can see.
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Several hours with no vomiting! Yay!
I am considering attempting to eat a piece of dry toast. If I can keep that down I might be able to take some of my pain medicine.
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Ginger ale stayed down so far. This is good. My husband stopped and got some Gatorade on the way home, so now it’s just about staying hydrated between bouts of sickness. It’s the red Gatorade though cause that’s nasty and if I’m going to end up hating a flavor due to sickness then I pick that one.
Gatorade has flavors? I just thought it was food coloring mixed with tainted water.
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So I'm trying to figure out the point of this thread. Seems like it's all about just getting it to be as long as possible, by carrying on whatever conversations you feel like. Is that right? Or am I missing something? Are there rules? Like, no talking about goblins or paladins, not talking about the rules of this thread (fight club style, in which case I apologize for breaking the first two rules of Deep 6 FaWtL), or whatever?
Wait, there's a point?
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Wait... I thought this thread was all about worshipping Freehold's Black Manliness (TM)?You mean that isnt what this thread is about?
Who have I been granting spells to, then?
My left smallest toe. It's a seventh-level cleric of Freehold.
I have no idea how that works either. I just know it casts random Inflicts on me when I get it too close to certain pieces of furniture.
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I want to play an awakened horse monk with Profession(dentist). He could kick people in the mouth and charge them for services rendered.
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Of course it isn't a parody. I wish it were - just goes to show that a four tinkle-duke formation may give you an impressive amount of mid-glebe coverage, but where's your offensive capability, eh? Mercia have a fabulous front echelon, but even their crab starers and flingers (Aziz - what a player!) were helpless against the three tinkle-duke - wafter - gip - gip back six that kept Elmet safe during the very frequent tiffty-huzzles that always went their way, leaving Mercia's forward dabblers to scamper fruitlessly from rut to rut with no hinting room at all. Elmet didn't deserve to win the game, but Mercia certainly deserved to lose it, and I'd be surprised if Keith Wynne's still manager after the autumn sacrifices are over.
And now I'm not sure if I need to inoculated against a Sumerian ur-language, a Pontypool linguistic auditory virus, or Welsh.
... So, as a slaad, I must say: Kudos. Nicely done.
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Meatballs and rotini for dinner.
Forgot spaghetti at the store.
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I want to play an awakened horse monk with Profession(dentist). He could kick people in the mouth and charge them for services rendered.
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Several hours with no vomiting! Yay!
I am considering attempting to eat a piece of dry toast. If I can keep that down I might be able to take some of my pain medicine.
no need to thank me.
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Wait... I thought this thread was all about worshipping Freehold's Black Manliness (TM)?You mean that isnt what this thread is about?
Who have I been granting spells to, then?
My left smallest toe. It's a seventh-level cleric of Freehold.
I have no idea how that works either. I just know it casts random Inflicts on me when I get it too close to certain pieces of furniture.
What sort of oath does one have to take in order to become a paladin of Freehold?
Are there any special restrictions, or do we not wanna go down that road?
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Wait... I thought this thread was all about worshipping Freehold's Black Manliness (TM)?You mean that isnt what this thread is about?
Who have I been granting spells to, then?
My left smallest toe. It's a seventh-level cleric of Freehold.
I have no idea how that works either. I just know it casts random Inflicts on me when I get it too close to certain pieces of furniture.
What sort of oath does one have to take in order to become a paladin of Freehold?
Are there any special restrictions, or do we not wanna go down that road?
under regular rules I cannot have paladins I am chaotic.
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under regular rules I cannot have paladins I am chaotic.Wait... I thought this thread was all about worshipping Freehold's Black Manliness (TM)?You mean that isnt what this thread is about?
Who have I been granting spells to, then?
My left smallest toe. It's a seventh-level cleric of Freehold.
I have no idea how that works either. I just know it casts random Inflicts on me when I get it too close to certain pieces of furniture.
What sort of oath does one have to take in order to become a paladin of Freehold?
Are there any special restrictions, or do we not wanna go down that road?
Avenger of Freehold?
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Woo! I'm a thread heretic!
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Don't punch the dragon. It wants to be friends.
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Yup, I'm having a lot of fun with my Standard-remade quest paladin -- Sound the Bells! is a lot of fun when I have a few critters out. Also I pulled Prince Liam, and threw him in for good measure. :)
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Don't punch the dragon. It wants to be friends.
The gnome wizard turned it into a chicken with baleful polymorph. It got very confused and flew away.
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They re-encountered it in its lair and bribed it for info with magic items while promising not to come after its hoard. It decided they weren't worth eating and took their treasure. For now.
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Life is a parody.
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All I know is today is a brutal day to have the first farmers market of the year.
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What's the going rate on a farmer these days?
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Life is a parody.
I am afraid it isn't... For it to be a parody, there would have to be original unskewed template to compare.
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Although, it could be a cosmic joke.
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What's the going rate on a farmer these days?
Depends on whether you want free-range, corn-fed, organic farmer or farm-raised farmer...
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Life is a parody.I am afraid it isn't... For it to be a parody, there would have to be original unskewed template to compare.
Life is a parody. You just haven't realized the original template yet.
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So you're saying the kids are right and I do look like Weird Al rather than Eddie Vedder.
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What's the going rate on a farmer these days?Depends on whether you want free-range, corn-fed, organic farmer or farm-raised farmer...
which one has the most buxom, wanton milkmaids?
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One guy already left claiming to be sick and another guy is super pissed because the manager said he would be the first to get off early and now it looks like he's not getting off early.
Dude, you get off at 9 on a Saturday in a college town, things aren't even starting yet.
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At an Aladdin Jr. play directed by my wife!! It’s abiut to start!!
... dang it, I need more hours in the day.
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Other Brute Squad Member to not overly bright brute squad member: Let me know if you find the salt.
Not Overly Bright Brute Squad Member: it's not here... It's not here... Or there... Or here...
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What my brain thought the toy said: Feral Dancing Pug.
What the toy actually said: Furreal Dancing Pug.
Perhaps if we sold the former instead of the latter we wouldn't be going out of business.
Just saying.
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Finally got a decent night's sleep, for the first time in forever!!!
I never would have thought that sleep would become my elusive Grail Quest...
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What my brain thought the toy said: Feral Dancing Pug.
What the toy actually said: Furreal Dancing Pug.
Perhaps if we sold the former instead of the latter we wouldn't be going out of business.
Just saying.
When, when, when will we get Savage Reaver Dancing Pugs?
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Discovered earlier on this week that Actual Lady Longears (Diamond Edition) is Ashanti, which I think is very cool indeed.
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The singer.
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Discovered earlier on this week that Actual Lady Longears (Diamond Edition) is Ashanti, which I think is very cool indeed.
you are just learning her name now?
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At an Aladdin Jr. play directed by my wife!! It’s abiut to start!!
... dang it, I need more hours in the day.
It was really daggum awesome!!
Like, wow, but some of those kids can sing! And tumble! And act!
... catching up around here is gong to take sondaggum long.
Love you guys!
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I could see cosmic joke.
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If you ignore looks, money, fame, success, skill, and intelligence, then there's really no difference between me and George Clooney.
Personal hygiene?