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Will I never be rid of these a!&*&%!s? Every time some of them (finally and drunkenly) head off to bed, more show up from seemingly nowhere! It's times like these that make me really hate this job.
I'm in the same boat you are tonight. Got some ridiculous off roading group w/e their drinking making noise and tracking mud. :{-
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Why was the math textbook depressed? It had so many problems.
I think I still have back problems from carrying those accursed things around.
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What you do google Geometry jokes?
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That is a weird game to choose to play while drunk.
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well mine went to sleep a few hours ago.
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Did I tell you about the last time a whole bunch of PFS dudes down here decided to play a PFS scenario while drunk? The GM was drunk too, and had to have help reading what numbers came up on the dice and number crunching if the monsters hit or not...and the descriptions were hilarious...
Like:
*player name* turns into a rolling, flaming ball of cheese and rams into the monsters and they explode into bits.
I opted not to join as it was rather late and I don't do late nights, and apparently the game started at 11 pm, ended at 4 am...or so =P
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I can put garlic on about anything.
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Will I never be rid of these a!&*&%!s? Every time some of them (finally and drunkenly) head off to bed, more show up from seemingly nowhere! It's times like these that make me really hate this job.I'm in the same boat you are tonight. Got some ridiculous off roading group w/e their drinking making noise and tracking mud. :{-
Our college age neighbors were up half the night being loud and drunk outside last night.
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I think a little antagonism was due btw captain. ;)
What did I do now.
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The GM was drunk too, and had to have help reading what numbers came up on the dice and number crunching if the monsters hit or not...and the descriptions were hilarious...
Like:
*player name* turns into a rolling, flaming ball of cheese and rams into the monsters and they explode into bits.
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You see, you should always be careful of what you say, because in the past I used to say stuff like, which nutcase would eat garlic raw? It's so spicy and pungent.
Then I discovered it makes for a great hot pot dip when you can't get your hands on a proper chilli dip/chilli dip is too hot for you/just don't feel like taking chilli.
So yes, I am the nutcase eating garlic raw now. But it really enhances red meats and removes fishy taste from fish.
Oh and I also have a twisted, pointy canine.
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I didn't have it because I despise him. He was the least-entertaining part of the show for me.
but..but..he's me! Sorta kinda. You dont hate me, do you?
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An opinion without 3.14159... is just an onion.
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I wish math would just grow up and learn to solve it's own problems so that I wouldn't have to.
finally! Someone speaks the truth!
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I have problems with math, but with chemistry I have solutions.
MATH NEVER SCIENCE FOREVER
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That is a weird game to choose to play while drunk.
my friends and I have a set rule where we do not drink when playing catan. It leads to...fights....
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You know, Freehold's gonna load his anti-math shotgun for some of those.
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'lantern by it's diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
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What's the easiest way to solve any equation? Multiply both sides by zero.
I will answer every equation this way.
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I didn't have it because I despise him. He was the least-entertaining part of the show for me.but..but..he's me! Sorta kinda.
This explains so much....