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The Exchange

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Yayy! John has saved us from the spam bots!

Hip hip hurrah!

Oh Noes I took off my clothes to celebrate!


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Yes..oh no...


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John Napier 698 wrote:
I answered your call to arms to battle against the spambot droppings and have returned victorious.

I hear the phrase 'Spambot droppings' and immediately think about Optimus Prime after an extra big breakfast and an overdose of prunes.

I hate my brain.


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Limeylongears wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
I answered your call to arms to battle against the spambot droppings and have returned victorious.

I hear the phrase 'Spambot droppings' and immediately think about Optimus Prime after an extra big breakfast and an overdose of prunes.

I hate my brain.

After that statement I kind of do too.


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Just a Mort wrote:

Well well… I really do NOT know what to say about my PCs at this point.

** spoiler omitted **

My PCs had a run-in with Lurkers in Light the other week, but it wasn't quite as interesting as yours. They were on a bridge about 80' above ground, and started getting stabbed by the invisible Lurkers. Since the door to the next room was only about 40' away, they just ran for the door, taking a few more hits (including several crits) and then slammed the door behind them. I nearly dropped one of the Fighters and took the Cavalier down to about half HP. It will be interesting when they try to leave and find out that the only way out is back over the bridge.


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"Are goats omnivores? How do goats work?"
"I think they're herbivores. They don't have fangs, so they must not eat meat."


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"Use nasty badger on squirrels!"


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No idea on those 2.


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And now for more Twitch jabber.

About a month ago, 12/28, I was talking about having 50 followers.

Now I have over 200.

/o\ I don't even know anymore. People like watching me play card games on the internet. This feels weird.

I kinda like it.


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(In reference to Back the the Future) Here's this bully, and all he's ever been is a bully, but at the end of the movie he's a quivering little b$&$$-man.


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Trinam wrote:

And now for more Twitch jabber.

About a month ago, 12/28, I was talking about having 50 followers.

Now I have over 200.

/o\ I don't even know anymore. People like watching me play card games on the internet. This feels weird.

I kinda like it.

Tread carefully this is how they get you...


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How they get me to what?


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
"Use nasty badger on squirrels!"

Hey! I’m not nasty. All the time.


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Trinam wrote:
How they get me to what?

Subscribe to their newsletter...


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Trinam wrote:
How they get me to what?

Something something DARKSIDE!


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"What a minute. We paid a coin to an alchemist..."
"And it came up out of a hole in the ground. What's to understand?"


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"Does anyone know what a giant capybara's stats would be as a mount in 5th edition DnD?"
"I don't know, you'd probably have to tap to attack or something."


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

"Does anyone know what a giant capybara's stats would be as a mount in 5th edition DnD?"

"I don't know, you'd probably have to tap to attack or something."

-_- unless they have vigilance everything has to tap to attack.


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Limeylongears wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
I answered your call to arms to battle against the spambot droppings and have returned victorious.

I hear the phrase 'Spambot droppings' and immediately think about Optimus Prime after an extra big breakfast and an overdose of prunes.

I hate my brain.

Get this man some action figures and a s+%%load of playdoh and you'll be head writer for Robot Chicken in no time!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

"Does anyone know what a giant capybara's stats would be as a mount in 5th edition DnD?"

"I don't know, you'd probably have to tap to attack or something."

Stupid.

This is 5th edition we're talking about, right.

Sorry! Can't help myself sometimes. :-)


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I didn't actually get it so I went for a MTG reference instead. from what I got of 5th I'm sure the stat block for one animal isn't that greatly different from the next. should just use a small sized rat


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I thought capybaras were quite a bit bigger than rats...


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Just a Mort wrote:

Yayy! John has saved us from the spam bots!

Hip hip hurrah!

Oh Noes I took off my clothes to celebrate!

well damn.

I should have went to fight the spambots earlier...


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Just a Mort wrote:

Yayy! John has saved us from the spam bots!

Hip hip hurrah!

Oh Noes I took off my clothes to celebrate!

Woo hoo! The best kind of celebration!


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I fought the spambots! Where's my parade!!


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Just a Mort wrote:

Well well… I really do NOT know what to say about my PCs at this point.

** spoiler omitted **

Y'know, when my kids' game was just the Impii and Deady McDeaddead, they went to Magnimar, bought a pig, threw a saddle on it, covered it in grease, lit it on fire, and rode the burning pig down the middle of the street, just for fun.

Your players are worse...


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NobodysHome wrote:
Y'know, when my kids' game was just the Impii and Deady McDeaddead, they went to Magnimar, bought a pig, threw a saddle on it, covered it in grease, lit it on fire, and rode the burning pig down the middle of the street, just for fun.

I'm using this scene. :D

... "Fried Pork to go, please. No, the whole pig. That's okay. We'll do it ourselves." :D

The Exchange

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Can I eats pig?

Were they goblins?


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Just a Mort wrote:

Can I eats pig?

Were they goblins?

No, just kids being kids.

This is the same trio that failed Shattered Star because on their very first mission to gather information, the informant asked for 100 g.p.

Deady: I pickpocket Impus Minor's character to get the 100 g.p. and pay the man.
Impus Minor: I punch Deady's PC.
Impus Major: Will you two stop it?!?! I punch them both!

So they ended up beating each other to near-unconsciousness, at which point the NPC beat them the rest of the way, looted all their gear, and ransomed them off.

It was... not a good AP for them...


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I live in terror that one day Team Impii and Team Rainbow will join forces to derail a poor, innocent AP into the stratosphere.


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It is national pizza day today! CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES

Shadow Lodge

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MY BODY IS READY.


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Wayfinder and a couple of freelancers are looking at starting a design contest

For those of you who liked RPG Superstar, jump on the above thread and give us your thoughts.


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Scintillae wrote:
I live in terror that one day Team Impii and Team Rainbow will join forces to derail a poor, innocent AP into the stratosphere.

I can't wait to read about their shared shenanigans!


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Scintillae wrote:
I live in terror that one day Team Impii and Team Rainbow will join forces to derail a poor, innocent AP into the stratosphere.

As my sister says, yes, the world as we know it may end, but the graphic novels will be AMAZING.


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NobodysHome wrote:
If we were to win the lottery tomorrow, I'd immediately retire and spend my days working on improving the house, taking care of the kids, and volunteering at their schools. NobodysWife would continue working where she is, because her work is important to her.

I must insists, that, in case of winning a suitable sum of cash at a lottery, you will organize a summer gaming camp for Impii, Impii friends, and Rainbow Of Failure, and provide us with the details of that monumental undertaking, the depth of the following campaign derailment, and the brilliance of the intended and unintended silliness that will ensue.


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Why is NobodysHome bemused/offended by Google's Doodle today ("Day 1 of the Doodle Snow Games")?

Because I'm sitting here in the warm sun on a 66° day in Albany, knowing full well that Google HQ is a few degrees warmer than here (Weather Underground reports them at 60° right now, but a high of 75° today).

Snow? There is no snow here!


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Drejk wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
If we were to win the lottery tomorrow, I'd immediately retire and spend my days working on improving the house, taking care of the kids, and volunteering at their schools. NobodysWife would continue working where she is, because her work is important to her.
I must insists, that, in case of winning a suitable sum of cash at lottery, you will organize a summer gaming camp for Impii, Impii friends, and Rainbow Of Failure, and provide us with the details of that monumental undertaking, the depth of the following campaign derailment, and the brilliance of the intended and unintended silliness that will ensue.

Done!

EDIT: Depressing fact of the day: At 50, I am far, far, far more likely to die of natural causes tomorrow than to win the lottery...

EDIT 2: Depressing fact #2: I'd have to check the actuarial tables, but this might even apply if I were 25...


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I am pretty sure that the lottery winning chances are low enough to apply that for a one year old too...


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Or a winter gaming camp if you win the lottery after the summer...

US kids get a week or two off school during winter, don't they?


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Freehold DM wrote:
It is national pizza day today! CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES

Will four slices of supreme and a bag of Pizza Rolls suffice?


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With it being payday, guess who renewed the 30 day plan for his hotspot?


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I’m taking my wife to Jet’s Pizza to celebrate.


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I think I'll have fish.


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The Server's back up.


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...the one time that the Rainbow doesn't immediately attempt diplomacy. Fifteen minutes arguing on how to get past the guards. Girl scout cookies were mentioned.


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Scintillae wrote:
...the one time that the Rainbow doesn't immediately attempt diplomacy. Fifteen minutes arguing on how to get past the guards. Girl scout cookies were mentioned.

I know a guy who'll take 'em all off your hands...


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I didn't actually get it so I went for a MTG reference instead. from what I got of 5th I'm sure the stat block for one animal isn't that greatly different from the next. should just use a small sized rat
Limeylongears wrote:
I thought capybaras were quite a bit bigger than rats...

They're about as large as medium-sized dogs. Or a smallish large breed dog.

Use the stats for a riding dog.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Drejk wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
If we were to win the lottery tomorrow, I'd immediately retire and spend my days working on improving the house, taking care of the kids, and volunteering at their schools. NobodysWife would continue working where she is, because her work is important to her.
I must insists, that, in case of winning a suitable sum of cash at lottery, you will organize a summer gaming camp for Impii, Impii friends, and Rainbow Of Failure, and provide us with the details of that monumental undertaking, the depth of the following campaign derailment, and the brilliance of the intended and unintended silliness that will ensue.

Done!

EDIT: Depressing fact of the day: At 50, I am far, far, far more likely to die of natural causes tomorrow than to win the lottery...

EDIT 2: Depressing fact #2: I'd have to check the actuarial tables, but this might even apply if I were 25...

At any time in your life, you're about as likely to get struck by lightning while in a submarine as to win the lottery.


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Has anyone ever had Popcornopolis popcorn? For Yule, my family got me a 6-flavor pack of it, and four of those flavors have turned me into a popcorn snob. I will never again be able to enjoy a $20 tin of holiday popcorn, they were that good. White cheddar, yellow cheddar, caramel, and cinnamon, mmm! So a couple weekends ago I ran across a new flavor of the same brand at Costco, and picked it up on impulse.

And now I regret doing so, because like the fifth and sixth flavor, it is essentially just super-frosting-sweet, and nothing else. And I have a healthy [rotting cavity-filled] sweet-tooth, but this is too much.

It's just disappointing, is what it is.

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