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I realized I was three blocks from a good bookstore and told the husband I was feeling claustrophobic and needed to go for a little walk.


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While naked?? ;)


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Who doesn't read naked?


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It's the west coast Syrus, it's clothes optional over there.


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Animusic 2


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5 pages since last post. How big can these things get btw?


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doctor_wu wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

THERE ARE NO SPELL QUOTES IN THIS VERSION OF FFT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I thought Freehold hated math. Oh he is not talking about fast fourier transforms he means final fantasy tactics.

there is only one FFT.


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captain yesterday wrote:

They sent a second teenager out to get carts.

He also, never returned.

They stopped sending teenagers after that.

...what?


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The Vagrant Erudite wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

*eyes Asmodeus warily*

I will not sell my soul to the devil!

The is a bit subjective when speaking of devils in Pathfinder. I mean, sure, Asmodeus is on the top, but then there's Mephistopheles, Baaelzebub, and the rest of the archdevils, not to mention the numerous other named uniques, and the non-uniques, all down to the lowliest Imp.

So, you know, if the price isn't right with Asmo, shop around.

this is how you get asmodeus to eat your soul, folks.


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lisamarlene wrote:

I am 1.75 hours into the spousal obligation holiday party and I am still being nice and more or less friendly.

Although I did politely let one young man go on for about ten minutes about his grad school applications for about ten minutes because he kept thinking he'd forgotten one of the nine (he hadn't).

When he finally figured it out, I just smiled sweetly and said that I had never claimed to have a lawful alignment.

See? This is me being friendly and social at a party.

Get me the hell out of here.

I can be social. My job requires I do so. Both do, actually. But this sounds just painful.


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Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

They sent a second teenager out to get carts.

He also, never returned.

They stopped sending teenagers after that.

...what?

This sounds like a "the mist" scenario.

I used to be a cart pusher at Walmart a long long time ago. I could see them sending me out in a post apocalyptic environment to get more carts so some crazy old lady could have somewhere to set her purse as she aimlessly roamed around.... god I hated that job.


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lisamarlene wrote:
I realized I was three blocks from a good bookstore and told the husband I was feeling claustrophobic and needed to go for a little walk.

lisamarlene bookstore naked...

Yeah, I'm going to have to have whingey wizard stand close to NobodysHome for the next few hours/days, as I will be chocolate cakapulting their position. I only have so much chocolate cake so this will save time. Also, due to lack of math, I may miss horribly. Please do not eat any randomly splattered chocolate cakes that may appear during your day. Also, consider making use of a heavy-duty parasol.

Thank you.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

THERE ARE NO SPELL QUOTES IN THIS VERSION OF FFT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I knoooooowwwwww

Freehold DM wrote:
How will god show his grace to the worthy now?!?
I knnnooooooowwwwwwww

WE NEED TO BRING THE QUOTES BACK

KUPO! ROUND AND ROUND YOU GO! MOOGLE!


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A friend told me that yoga could get me to stop biting my fingernails. I was skeptical, but agreed to give it a shot. And it worked! I no longer bite my fingernails.

I bite my toenails, instead.


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My wife would probably kill me if she knew this, but every time she asks me "What are you thinking about?" I say "You.", I'm actually thinking about nachos.


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Dads are like boomerangs. I hope.


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When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy people using some new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Dads are like boomerangs. I hope.

That was deep...


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
My wife would probably kill me if she knew this, but every time she asks me "What are you thinking about?" I say "You.", I'm actually thinking about nachos.

This one actually reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago. I was in the car with my Mom and Dad, and they had the radio on some comedy station. A comedian (Jeff Foxworthy, maybe?) was doing a bit about how women should stop asking their men "What are you thinking?" because the answer is always "I'd like a beer, and I'd like to see something nekkid." Mom asked Dad and I if that was true. Dad said "No comment". I said "Personally, I don't think about the beer."


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Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:
It's the west coast Syrus, it's clothes optional over there.

nice try. I will not give up the correct coast even for naked reading lisamarlene.

Which sounds like an action figure, sorta kinda...


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Two wind turbines are standing in a field. The first one asks the second "What kind of music do you like?" The second one says "I'm a big metal fan".


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I think that if I died and went straight to Hell, it would take me about a week to realize I wasn't just at work.


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I find it hard to take people with really big false eyelashes seriously. It's like watching two tarantulas scream for attention.


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My soul wants to dance, but my body is a really awkward white guy.


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one of My ex-girlfriends once asked me what I was thinking about. I was wondering If I could somehow acquire the black rangers axe cannon saxophone thing and how one would tune it. She said your mind must be a wonderful place to live. Apparently she was thing about all her insecurities. I'm like wtf and you think mine was weird?


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I always cry at weddings. Especially my own.


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You should learn to laugh at your problems. Everyone else is.


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I signed up for a website, and it said I needed to choose a password that was eight characters. So I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.


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There are few things I enjoy more in this world than picking a fight with my girlfriend while she has the hiccups.


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gran rey's tip for the day:

Never go to bed angry. Instead, stay up all night plotting your revenge.


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I never admit to or deny anything. It makes life more interesting.


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I believe that if someone hates you for no reason, then give that m@%&##$+@!$$ a reason.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
My soul wants to dance, but my body is a really awkward white guy.

whats funny is that I cant dance. Not even a little bit. I have no real rhythm, possibly due to a low dexterity score.


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I can slow dance. I never know what to do for the fast party type songs however.


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With my luck, I'll be reincarnated as me.


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ILLUSION LIES TO HEAVEN! DISPEL MAGIC!


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Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
My soul wants to dance, but my body is a really awkward white guy.
whats funny is that I cant dance. Not even a little bit. I have no real rhythm, possibly due to a low dexterity score.

Or maybe you're an awkward white guy trapped in a shell of black manliness?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I can slow dance. I never know what to do for the fast party type songs however.

Do what I do. Find the nearest door, and go home.


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That sounds like an excellent dance move.


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I often confuse reptile with amphibians.

Actually, if I'm being perfectly honest, I pretty much never know what I'm talking about.


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I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging that snooze button tomorrow.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

I often confuse reptile with amphibians.

Actually, if I'm being perfectly honest, I pretty much never know what I'm talking about.

What? you don't say? Never would of guessed that...


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Definitely not being sarcastic wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

I often confuse reptile with amphibians.

Actually, if I'm being perfectly honest, I pretty much never know what I'm talking about.

What? you don't say? Never would of guessed that...

No, it's true! I make s#~~ up all the time!


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lisamarlene wrote:
Who doesn't read naked?

Well, the people at the library had some rather strong words for me last time I read nekkid...


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Also, for men, reading while nekkid can be dangerous.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
My soul wants to dance, but my body is a really awkward white guy.
whats funny is that I cant dance. Not even a little bit. I have no real rhythm, possibly due to a low dexterity score.
Or maybe you're an awkward white guy trapped in a shell of black manliness?

good god, no. I just took a flaw for the extra freebie point.


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Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
My soul wants to dance, but my body is a really awkward white guy.
whats funny is that I cant dance. Not even a little bit. I have no real rhythm, possibly due to a low dexterity score.
Or maybe you're an awkward white guy trapped in a shell of black manliness?
good god, no. I just took a flaw for the extra freebie point.

Wait. Being an awkward white guy is worth bonus points? I should have about a bazillion of those! Where are they?

Aww, I dropped them. That's awkward.

(Also, why does Chrome recognize "bazillion" as a word, but not "Aww"?


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Aww bazillion. yelp your right how weird is that?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Aww bazillion. yelp your right how weird is that?

You want me write a review about the non-left side of me? That would be weird.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Aww bazillion. yelp your right how weird is that?
You want me write a review about the non-left side of me? That would be weird.

I give it a 2/5 unexpected but a little convoluted.

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