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Just began my Yuletime-wrapping with a box of Legos big enough to cram both Homunculi into. They both love Legos, and I have never been more excited to give a gift!

...Them being my childhood Legos may have something to do with this feeling. :)

...Yes, I am wrapping gifts for children naked. They are not here, there is nothing inappropriate about this.


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lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

I NEED A GAG GIFT!!! STAT!!!

EDIT: Because Now I'm depressed. (Definitely in Stage 2, heading quickly towards Stage 3.)

An idea for one, or receive one?

Orthos and Freehold totally messed me up!

"Captain Yesterday wrote:

Apparently it's "Old people buying gag gifts night" because there are entirely too many old people explaining their gag gifts to me.

Listen guy, I don't need to know why you're 75 and looking for toy airplanes and police officer costumes at Christmas, I'm not here to judge.

7 minutes later...

NobodysHome wrote:
I NEED A GAG GIFT!!! STAT!!!


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Tequila:
Short version: heavy amounts of sexism, including a complete lack of agency by almost any female character, stalking, obsession, and treating the protagonist as utterly without worth or value until she gets pregnant. Also almost 1-for-1 direct transliteration of the more racist parts of the Mormon faith, including "saved" non-white characters becoming white. And more. Much more.

I haven't read it either, but I've read enough of the reviews and analyses as well as listened to Scint's more educated rants on the subject (she was pretty much forced to read it by someone who told her she couldn't critique it if she hadn't) to know the basics of the problems with it, and those are just the ones I can immediately call to mind.


baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Uncanny Dodge

I am glad that man was safe. Oof.

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Poohie. I've been on my feet the whole morning. Christmas lunch planning is no joke... Granted, it's a good, happy type of busy.

Even if you're buying in, you need to get the right vendors.

Family wanted to eat out, but on such short notice a lot of good restaurants are fully booked on Christmas day. Or are exorbitant because they offer free flow alcohol and my family doesn't drink, I don't drink that much.

And no you can't take that out, it's part of the package.


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People already have Christmas day booked full? It's 20 days away!

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Hell yeah. And I don't trust my luck looking for more restaurants as they are getting full...

Also can't be too far from the subway station as not everyone has a car(which refers to those restaurants that aren't so full yet).

I prefer to go to the venue to see it in person and do my research, you know...


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Orthos wrote:
People already have Christmas day booked full? It's 20 days away!

You and I live in different parts of the world, my friend.

I am in the San Francisco Bay Area, where dining out is taken very seriously.

Christmas Eve and Christmas Day? I'm betting most better restaurants were booked at least 6 months in advance.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Orthos wrote:
People already have Christmas day booked full? It's 20 days away!

You and I live in different parts of the world, my friend.

I am in the San Francisco Bay Area, where dining out is taken very seriously.

Christmas Eve and Christmas Day? I'm betting most better restaurants were booked at least 6 months in advance.

its the busiest day of the year at some theatres around here.


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Just a Mort wrote:

Hell yeah. And I don't trust my luck looking for more restaurants as they are getting full...

Also can't be too far from the subway station as not everyone has a car(which refers to those restaurants that aren't so full yet).

I prefer to go to the venue to see it in person and do my research, you know...

So, book a plane for all your relatives, fly halfway across the world, and I'll see what I can hook you up with...


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Scarring my kids' brains for life, one trauma at a time:
- NobodysWife suggested I show Impus Major the Edward sihouette
- We scrolled down and showed him the Bella womb. He was nonplussed
- Scrolling down, we encountered the Sparkle Dildo
- Impus Major curled up on the floor in a corner, making whimpering sounds and barking.

As he put it once he recovered, "What is WRONG with people?!?!?!"


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I've been asking that for most of my life. :D


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Sparkle Dildo needs to be a My Little Pony.


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You know, like people who breed horses rent studs from other ranches?

Sparkle Dildo could be the MLP rent-a-stud.


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About to go home. See everyone later.

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Heh 12 people is going to cost a bomb. Not to mention my young nephew cries when he sits in a plane. He's very loud.

I personally feel that Christmas is the time you spend with family, and a good home party suits me just fine. At least you don't have to be in the same restaurant with completely strangers.

I find that Christmas is the time restaurants jerk up their prices and try to burn a hole out of your pocket. I also think that Christmas has been getting waaay too commercialized for my taste, but hey that's a rare bit of philosophy that I occasionally sprout.

I'm not the sort into philosophy you know.


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NobodysHome wrote:

Scarring my kids' brains for life, one trauma at a time:

- NobodysWife suggested I show Impus Major the Edward sihouette
- We scrolled down and showed him the Bella womb. He was nonplussed
- Scrolling down, we encountered the Sparkle Dildo
- Impus Major curled up on the floor in a corner, making whimpering sounds and barking.

As he put it once he recovered, "What is WRONG with people?!?!?!"

You're welcome.

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The way I look at body parts - mine are probably bigger then yours, so what's there to see?

If it's of the opposite gender, I have a nephew that I've helped change nappies off so I don't see anything I havent seen before anyway...


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I'm not sure what's more alarming, at this point:

1) that the Twilight-inspired sex toy has been specifically mentioned in the thread twice (by my last count)

*or*

2) that it has been . . . redirected into My Little Pony branding . . . .

I didn't even make it far enough down the "vampire sappy opera 'swag' display" to have noticed it at all.

Thanks, gang.

burns Christmas list

Nothing. For nobody!

Spoiler:
:D


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Regarding girls and boys and dating etc: You can't understand human romantic interaction without understanding that a significant part of both sexes are rather... primitive. These people act like throwbacks to earlier ages. This is where we find violence as a solution, mobbing, vile gossip, appreciation of violence, and so much more s%$&. This isn't really about intelligence or the lack thereof, nor about interests. It is the "primal face of humanity", if you will. It's why humanity must have laws. And apparently it's exciting to us too, given the consumption of this in media. It isn't just Twilight, is it?


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Dude in front of me at the grocery store got his ass kicked recently.

I'm guessing it was deserved.


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Just a Mort wrote:

Heh 12 people is going to cost a bomb. Not to mention my young nephew cries when he sits in a plane. He's very loud.

I personally feel that Christmas is the time you spend with family, and a good home party suits me just fine. At least you don't have to be in the same restaurant with completely strangers.

I find that Christmas is the time restaurants jerk up their prices and try to burn a hole out of your pocket. I also think that Christmas has been getting waaay too commercialized for my taste, but hey that's a rare bit of philosophy that I occasionally sprout.

I'm not the sort into philosophy you know.

You ARE a youngster, aren't you?

We've been complaining about the commercialization of Christmas here in the U.S. for at least 40 years now. It's become a tradition:
- Trim the tree
- Put out grandpa
- Argue about the commercialization of Christmas

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TRUE STORY: Last year when I was chaperoning the high school I had to bust a group of guys for talking too loud too late at night. Their conversation? Whether the Bolshevik Revolution or the Holocaust caused greater human suffering.

Not exactly what you expect when you're sent to quiet down a group of high school guys in a hotel room at 11:30 pm at night. The guys playing "foul sugar liquid pong"? THEM I understood...


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Sissyl is right^ one of the things that always seems to go back to primitive behaviors is that sort of thing.

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Yes, I'm young. Probably the youngest member here =)

Oh yeah that's really an odd topic to discuss.

Generally conversations with me if it ain't about food, is probably about D&D or other computer games. Of course you could talk to me about the great outdoors as well, I'm always interested in seeing Fluffy, furry friends in their natural habitat.


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Tacticslion wrote:


... but I'd buy a Firefly board game.

There is a Firefly board game. It's quite good. I have it and all the expansions, plus they're releasing a new game called Brigands and Browncoats that looks like it's more of a minis game. I really should know more about it since I pre-ordered it, but I don't.


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Also note that sexuality IS a rather primal aspect of us all. The emotions we thrill sexually to haven't changed significantly in human evolution. Any romantic contact needs to play into that. And of course, alcohol helps focus this.

Don't generalize. It's both sexes. But #notallhumans.


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Sissyl wrote:

Also note that sexuality IS a rather primal aspect of us all. The emotions we thrill sexually to haven't changed significantly in human evolution. Any romantic contact needs to play into that. And of course, alcohol helps focus this.

Don't generalize. It's both sexes. But #notallhumans.

Preach it!


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NobodysHome wrote:

...

- Put out grandpa
...

It's a tradition to wait for Grandpa to burst into flames so you can extinguish him? You've got a weird family, pal.


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I won a million dollars in the lottery the other day. I decided it would be proper to give a quarter to charity. Now I only have $999,999.75 left.


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My wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised, and got a cat.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
I won a million dollars in the lottery the other day. I decided it would be proper to give a quarter to charity. Now I only have $999,999.75 left.

Just don't forget to share with your friends.

Also Gran we are dear dear friends now.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
My wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised, and got a cat.

Deja vu on this one.. wait I mean

HA HA HA your jokes are so funny Gran!


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Last week I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind woman. And then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.


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My life seems dominated by the 50/50/90 rule. If there's a 50/50 chance that I'll get something right, I'll be wrong 90% of the time.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I won a million dollars in the lottery the other day. I decided it would be proper to give a quarter to charity. Now I only have $999,999.75 left.

Just don't forget to share with your friends.

Also Gran we are dear dear friends now.

Would you like a quarter as well?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
My wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised, and got a cat.

Deja vu on this one.. wait I mean

HA HA HA your jokes are so funny Gran!

Maybe we got a second cat.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Last week I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind woman. And then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.

Ok that one you have definitely used before.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
My wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised, and got a cat.

Deja vu on this one.. wait I mean

HA HA HA your jokes are so funny Gran!

Maybe we got a second cat.

Yay compromise!

I don't want a cat

We will get two!

I like your wife.


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You expect me to keep track of all the jokes I've posted here? Hah! Just be glad I don't post the seem one twice in a row.


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I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey, but then I turned myself around.


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The easiest way to call a family meeting is to turn off the wi-fi and stand by the router until everyone comes to see why the internet is off.


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My favorite key on the keyboard is F5. It's so refreshing.


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That's fair for the most part but I think that one was the other night!

Maybe you should try bribing me for my silence. I'll take a quarter...


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My wife accused me of being addicted to skin lotion. I said "Sure! Rub it in my face!"


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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is to realize that the other person is an idiot.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:

That's fair for the most part but I think that one was the other night!

Maybe you should try bribing me for my silence. I'll take a quarter...

Sure. Send me a self-addressed stamped envelope and then wait 6-8 weeks for delivery.


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If you can smile while everything is going to hell around you, you've got someone to blame.


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If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something naughty. If I'm laughing, it's because I've already done it.


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How come we never get any hotel related jokes? your not being very accommodating!


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My life is a hotel-related joke.

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