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I like how you were thinking about my smell and suddenly nekkid....
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Maybe you have a more complex relationship with pumpkin spice then you first thought.
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Aaaaaaand... NobodysWife felt the need to add:
Pumpkin Spice Enema
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Aaaaaaaaaaugh.
So, the debacle in my Crimson Throne game about the large-size eidolon being unable to squeeze in hallways? He shouldn't even have that evolution because it's 13th level.
I don't know if I'm more irritated as his GM or as his English teacher.
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I saw something truly scary this morning at the grocery store, but I can't really say much about it here, besides it was pumpkin related, and not carved.
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My bad! Here's your chocolate cake sir! Absolutely chloroform free!
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Screw it.
This week's prompt: "Pumpkin Spice _____? They've gone too far this time."
Tampons.
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Please. Please. Please.
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My bad! Here's your chocolate cake sir! Absolutely chloroform free!
THANK YOU GOD
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So you do like a little bit of Firefly! I knew it!she is a lovely woman, but pumpkin spice Christina Hendricks is where it's at.I for one welcome our new pumpkin pie overlords.
Whatever form they take.
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Aaaaaaaaaaugh.
So, the debacle in my Crimson Throne game about the large-size eidolon being unable to squeeze in hallways? He shouldn't even have that evolution because it's 13th level.
I don't know if I'm more irritated as his GM or as his English teacher.
Large evolution requires 8th summoner level (the last sentence at the end of the first paragraph). Level 13th requirement refers specifically to an option of spending 6 additional evolution points increasing the eidolon's size to Huge instead (the second paragraph of Large evolution).
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Geckodillo, an alien creature that looks like a giant, armored gecko.
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I didn't connected the dots between Scint's CoCT party being below 8th level and the mention of Large eidiolon - when summoners where recent class, a lot complaints on them being totally overpowered relied on such simple errors as players accidentally (or not so accidentally) missing that the Large evolution has high level requirement, or miscalculating number of evolution points.
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Pumpkin Spice Bardiche
Pumpkin Spice Hook Fauchard
Pumpkin Spice Voulge-Guisarme-Glaive
Pumpkin Spice Regimental Kukri
Pumpkin Spice Musquetoon
Pumpkin Spice Zircon-Encrusted Mangonel.
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Large evolution requires 8th summoner level (the last sentence at the end of the first paragraph). Level 13th requirement refers specifically to an option of spending 6 additional evolution points increasing the eidolon's size to Huge instead (the second paragraph of Large evolution).Aaaaaaaaaaugh.
So, the debacle in my Crimson Throne game about the large-size eidolon being unable to squeeze in hallways? He shouldn't even have that evolution because it's 13th level.
I don't know if I'm more irritated as his GM or as his English teacher.
So noted! He's still 3rd level, so disallowed. :D
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Honestly, part of the fun of this for me is learning how to build new classes. Of the classes the group has chosen, magus is the only one I've played, and my build is completely different than my kiddo's. She's going for a traditional strength-and-armor; mine's a dex abomination gestalt with swash. So I'm having to look at classes I wouldn't normally consider, and it's been really interesting spitballing concepts.
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Geckodillo, an alien creature that looks like a giant, armored gecko.
I LOVE THIS
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Pumpkin Spice Rectal Thermometers
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I only had 370 posts to catch up on after getting back from Florida. Slackers.
Pumpkin Spice Drywall.
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Now for some reason I want to make a platfomer video game where I somehow kidnap Nobodyswife and Lisamarlene and thereby force Nobodyhome(whingey wizard can be the second player) to go through confusing mazes filled with strange creatures that can be easily defeated with everyday objects thrown at them to get them back.
For some reason, full, hearty meals will be able to be found at the bottom of garbage cans, completely sanitary, warm, and delcious for them to eat.
No matter where they go, they will hear cool synthesized pop music that makes their travel less onerous.
They will also meet FAWTLs on the trip who will give them more items to thriow at these strange creatures, who will not elaborate why they seek to stop them. For some reason, despite helping them get their wives back from a madman, they will charge them a premium for every item they wish to throw. Fortunately, they will get lts of money from defeating these strange creatures, who will leave tightly rolled crisp clean bills upon their carcasses as they die from massive head wounds inflicted by nobodyshome(and wingey wizard) throwing things at them.
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Now for some reason I want to make a platfomer video game where I somehow kidnap Nobodyswife and Lisamarlene and thereby force Nobodyhome(whingey wizard can be the second player) to go through confusing mazes filled with strange creatures that can be easily defeated with everyday objects thrown at them to get them back.
For some reason, full, hearty meals will be able to be found at the bottom of garbage cans, completely sanitary, warm, and delcious for them to eat.
No matter where they go, they will hear cool synthesized pop music that makes their travel less onerous.
They will also meet FAWTLs on the trip who will give them more items to thriow at these strange creatures, who will not elaborate why they seek to stop them. For some reason, despite helping them get their wives back from a madman, they will charge them a premium for every item they wish to throw. Fortunately, they will get lts of money from defeating these strange creatures, who will leave tightly rolled crisp clean bills upon their carcasses as they die from massive head wounds inflicted by nobodyshome(and wingey wizard) throwing things at them.
For some reason, I feel compelled to endorse this plan.
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"Ms. Scint, [kiddo] has hiccups! We need to scare her."
"Put everything away except a pencil."
"WHAT?"
"Pop quiz."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
"...no. You said to scare her."
"...oh my God why."
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I swear, by this point in the year, you'd think I'd have made it abundantly clear that I'm a troll.
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... but is that pumpkin, you know, spiced.
Man I hope he boards keep for a while. I feel badly for those stuck working in it.
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Seriously considering starting something that is, in effect, not only an alignment thread, but one that touches on potentially political concepts. Like, for real.
Help!
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I mean, Inwouldnt be interested in real-world alignment or politics...
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NobodysWife at work.
*Rings door*
Ahhh My Fair Lady?
*Pause*
Let me try that again.
*Clears throat*
My dark and brooding Lady, may I perchance, borrow a cup of sug- Arghhhhhhhhh, my soul is getting sucked out of my nostrils!!!
:P
Seriously NH, she seems like a charmer.
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Seriously considering starting something that is, in effect, not only an alignment thread, but one that touches on potentially political concepts. Like, for real.
Help!
Errr...
"He who dares, wins"...?
edit:
better TL? ^^
Seriously considering starting something that is, in effect, not only an alignment thread, but one that touches on potentially political concepts. Like, for real.
Help!
Errr...
"He who dares, wins"...?
Isn't that supposed to be your evil alias?
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For some reason, I feel compelled to endorse this plan.Now for some reason I want to make a platfomer video game where I somehow kidnap Nobodyswife and Lisamarlene and thereby force Nobodyhome(whingey wizard can be the second player) to go through confusing mazes filled with strange creatures that can be easily defeated with everyday objects thrown at them to get them back.
For some reason, full, hearty meals will be able to be found at the bottom of garbage cans, completely sanitary, warm, and delcious for them to eat.
No matter where they go, they will hear cool synthesized pop music that makes their travel less onerous.
They will also meet FAWTLs on the trip who will give them more items to thriow at these strange creatures, who will not elaborate why they seek to stop them. For some reason, despite helping them get their wives back from a madman, they will charge them a premium for every item they wish to throw. Fortunately, they will get lts of money from defeating these strange creatures, who will leave tightly rolled crisp clean bills upon their carcasses as they die from massive head wounds inflicted by nobodyshome(and wingey wizard) throwing things at them.
I'm seeing Yoshi's Island meets the arcade Ninja Turtles games.
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Now my brain has spun off into the idea of a Final Fantasy style FAWTLy RPG.
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Honestly this may not be a terrible idea. I've been wanting to put actual effort into making an RPGMaker game. This might be a great, if silly, way to practice.
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Now my brain has spun off into the idea of a Final Fantasy style FAWTLy RPG.
Dibs on Not Blue Mage.
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I'd reserve blue mage for myself.
Cap is the summoner. He summons his aliases.
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I don't want to be the person that dies no matter what choice you make.
So, Bendis, I don't want to be Bendis.
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Mulling over various gestalt concepts thanks to kiddos.
Bard|Summoner could be interesting, either making the eidolon a tank or a tiny scout with buffs out the wazoo.
Alchemist|Warder or Inspiring Commander Cavalier - mad science with an actual base attack bonus to make that mutagen scary.
Ranger|Witch. Creepy caster whose woods you definitely don't want to be in.
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One child home, with momentary crisis averted (Crookshanks thought she lost her phone on the bike home from school but it was in her sleeve the whole time (classic captain yesterday!).
I was not looking forward to retracing her steps to school, those three blocks.
But only because phones aren't cheap.
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Surprisingly, I've never been big into summoning.
I'm more of a lone gun or mysterious stranger type.
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For Halloween I'm going as Captain Yesterday, taking his kids (and friend) trick or treating.
I'm wearing my monster running away from a burning city with a huge smile and adorable eyes T-shirt.
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Mordin got to do his annual photo shoot today. Halloween in his favorite holiday, being a black cat and all. ^.^
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One child home, with momentary crisis averted (Crookshanks thought she lost her phone on the bike home from school but it was in her sleeve the whole time (classic captain yesterday!).
I was not looking forward to retracing her steps to school, those three blocks.
But only because phones aren't cheap.
My morning has been similarly inundated with "pointless errands brought on by forgetful kids", but at least it was all (relatively) affordable:
In terms of replacing phones, I don't know what plan you're on, but I'm on the Verizon family plan, which is stupid ($190/month for 6 devices), but with so many devices we are *always* in the middle of a "renew for 2 years and get a free device on this line" offer, so I've never paid more than $99 for an iPhone. I can usually finagle a free earlier model out of them, but SOME people insist on actually having MODERN devices (the nerve), so I know I had to shell out for one once.
My phones, of course, are always free. So I don't particularly care if I lose 'em. So of course I never do, much to NobodysWife's chagrin.