Deep 6 FaWtL

[Nekkid Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

An incompetent captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Seems like more of a saying the a joke really.

[gran rey de los mono]

Times are tough in Japan. Origami Bank has folded. Sumo Bank is belly up. Bonsai Bank is cutting back it's branches. And Karaoke Bank is up for sale. In fact, you can get it for a song.

[gran rey de los mono]

I used to work at a supermarket bagging groceries. One day, they installed a machine that squeezed oranges into fresh juice. I asked the manager if I could transfer, and work that machine instead. He said "Sorry, but baggers can't be juicers."

[gran rey de los mono]

What's the difference between 1 yard and 2 yards? A fence.

[gran rey de los mono]

Did you hear about the math teacher who flipped out in class? Apparently he really did a number on the blackboard.

[gran rey de los mono]

Do you have bills to pay? If so, please return it.

[gran rey de los mono]

She was only a whiskey maker, but I loved her still.

[gran rey de los mono]

Is a shotgun wedding a case of wife or death?

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

A bear got hit by a semi and splattered all over the road. Witnesses described the accident as "grizzly".

To quote my friend the polar bear about global warming. Not cool bro not Cool.

[gran rey de los mono]

Relax, I made sure he got a proper bearial. We aren't barbearians, you know. I got 4 of his best friends to act as pallbearers, we all respected his hatred of shoes by going bear-foot, and had a nice meal of bearies and honey afterwards. No-one did anything embearassing, and even if the priest's robes were a little threadbear, the service was beary cathartic.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Relax, I made sure he got a proper bearial. We aren't barbearians, you know. I got 4 of his best friends to act as pallbearers, we all respected his hatred of shoes by going bear-foot, and had a nice meal of bearies and honey afterwards. No-one did anything embearassing, and even if the priest's robes were a little threadbear, the service was beary cathartic.

I have to salute you. Those were ursome.

[Sharoth]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Relax, I made sure he got a proper bearial. We aren't barbearians, you know. I got 4 of his best friends to act as pallbearers, we all respected his hatred of shoes by going bear-foot, and had a nice meal of bearies and honey afterwards. No-one did anything embearassing, and even if the priest's robes were a little threadbear, the service was beary cathartic.

I can't bear these jokes anymore. They are unbearable.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Sharoth wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Relax, I made sure he got a proper bearial. We aren't barbearians, you know. I got 4 of his best friends to act as pallbearers, we all respected his hatred of shoes by going bear-foot, and had a nice meal of bearies and honey afterwards. No-one did anything embearassing, and even if the priest's robes were a little threadbear, the service was beary cathartic.

I can't bear these jokes anymore. They are unbearable.

Actually I think they were quite beared.

[gran rey de los mono]

Don't worry. I have to paws now to do work. Maybe I'll be back later and sing you a song. I've been told I have a lovely bearitone voice.

[Icyshadow]

So, I'm due for a trip to Israel in a few days. Got some family business to take care of there.

[Chrysanthe Spiros]

Meanwhile, I shall make my debut today, in a Council of Thieves game to be held at Icy's house.

[Kjeldorn]

lynora wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

goes into seaside bar business, offers better ice cream

*makes Freehold a sign that reads "Free ice cream for nekkid women. 1 scoop per cup size*

weeps thank you...

waits for kileanna and lynora to visit shop

O.o. I....don't think I can actually eat six scoops of ice cream....

And that right there is why I don't go brakes if I can help it. And why when I do find a bra that fits I buy six of it. Finding bras in my size is not easy. They have to be special ordered :/

*Staggers in groggily, with a splitting headache and the distinct feeling that something crawled into his mouth and died last night*

*Reads thread*

...

*Moves Lyn up the Hugging list*

*Heads for the shower, while waving to everyone in the thread*

[Kileanna]

Hey, Kjel! Wild evening yesterday?

[John Napier 698]

Yes. Do you remember everything, or is it all just one big foggy period of time? :)

[Kjeldorn]

Yea, I remember most of it...I think.
Mostly I'm just nursing my hangover, as it been quite sometime since I've been this drunk.
But I did good...I think. At least I kept some of my fellow guests from trying to have a nude drunken late night donkey race (none of the them deserved that indignity - the donkeys that is), played (drunken) golf, got soaked in Rum (Me, waitress and a tray full of glasses of Rum collided), bartended the reception bar for a bit and ended up drinking the grooms father under the table.

So it was a okay wedding, if we look past the middling food, and the somewhat smallish rooms they had decided to stuff all the guests into.
I especially appreciate the outdoor area, lots of green space and some nice animals to lavish with attention, when the indoors got too cramped and stuffy.

[Kileanna]

Nude drunken late night donkey race... oO
That must have been wild indeed!!!

[King Yesterday Of Action!Town!]

Aw s~!@! Someone just channeled his inner MacGyver and made a key chain out of a strip of purple lace and Werewolf Flanders. :-)

[Freehold DM]

lynora wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

goes into seaside bar business, offers better ice cream

*makes Freehold a sign that reads "Free ice cream for nekkid women. 1 scoop per cup size*

weeps thank you...

waits for kileanna and lynora to visit shop

O.o. I....don't think I can actually eat six scoops of ice cream....

And that right there is why I don't go brakes if I can help it. And why when I do find a bra that fits I buy six of it. Finding bras in my size is not easy. They have to be special ordered :/

builds shrine to lynora, encourages her to visit hips and curves and get elomi bras, offers to help with selection, fitting, and overall support

[Freehold DM]

Kjeldorn wrote:

lynora wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

goes into seaside bar business, offers better ice cream

*makes Freehold a sign that reads "Free ice cream for nekkid women. 1 scoop per cup size*

weeps thank you...

waits for kileanna and lynora to visit shop

O.o. I....don't think I can actually eat six scoops of ice cream....

And that right there is why I don't go brakes if I can help it. And why when I do find a bra that fits I buy six of it. Finding bras in my size is not easy. They have to be special ordered :/

*Staggers in groggily, with a splitting headache and the distinct feeling that something crawled into his mouth and died last night*

*Reads thread*

...

*Moves Lyn up the Hugging list*

*Heads for the shower, while waving to everyone in the thread*

removes lynoras name from hugging list, puts her down on back massage list

[lynora]

Freehold DM wrote:

Kjeldorn wrote:

lynora wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

goes into seaside bar business, offers better ice cream

*makes Freehold a sign that reads "Free ice cream for nekkid women. 1 scoop per cup size*

weeps thank you...

waits for kileanna and lynora to visit shop

O.o. I....don't think I can actually eat six scoops of ice cream....

And that right there is why I don't go brakes if I can help it. And why when I do find a bra that fits I buy six of it. Finding bras in my size is not easy. They have to be special ordered :/

*Staggers in groggily, with a splitting headache and the distinct feeling that something crawled into his mouth and died last night*

*Reads thread*

...

*Moves Lyn up the Hugging list*

*Heads for the shower, while waving to everyone in the thread*

removes lynoras name from hugging list, puts her down on back massage list

Now here's a guy who understands what women want ^.^

And thanks for the tip on where to shop for bras. I have bookmarked the site. :)

[The Game Hamster]

Limeylongears wrote:

The Game Hamster wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Halloa Kjeldorn. Halloa Kileanna. Halloa Captain.

Would any of you like a quesadilla?

I now know how to make quesadillas (which, let's face it, is not actually very hard).

Yesterday, I made them with chicken (not cockatiel). Today, I made them with delicious beans.

Purslane also called verdolagas goes amazingly well in quesadillas. At least, that what i think... just slap it in there, add some salt, extra cheese, (because, hello! extra cheese? why not?) and toast it up like normal!

I've never heard of that before - might see if I can get some seeds, as it can't be that hard to grow...

Heh.

Heh Heh.
ROFL...
Its a weed. An edible weed... But it grows quite evasively in a garden.

[Drejk]

Freehold DM wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Let's just say that in Polish ice cream can be a casual reference to fellatio.

please explain.

Spoiler:

"Zrobić komuś loda" (literally "make somebody an ice cream") means blowjob or (more rarely) handjob.

Quote:

I already know the strawberry/ boobs thing.

?

[Drejk]

Visceraith

Apparently, the name was used for a monster published in an old Dragon Magazine. Still, I liked the name too much to change it - in fact I devised the name before the actual monster...

[Drejk]

Drejk wrote:

Quote:

I already know the strawberry/ boobs thing.

?

There are various ways of referring to boobs in Polish, including, but not limited to (different types of) berries, apples, melons, and fruits in general (I think I heard "peaches" being used at least once).

[Rosita the Riveter]

What's that you say? Modders are distributing the means by which to remove those vexatious wait times from the war table in Inquisition? Huzzah!

[AngryNerdRageDemon]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

However for forest fires it is common to pre-burn an area before the main blaze gets to it.

So what y'r' sayin' is that you should strike first and not worry ' bout those wot get in th' way?

E: SOUNDS LEGIT! >:D

[Tacticslion]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Are they good? If so, I'd want to be followed by said pancakes all the daggum time...

[Tacticslion]

Icyshadow wrote:

So, I'm due for a trip to Israel in a few days. Got some family business to take care of there.

This is wonderful! Where you headed?

Stay safe and have fun!

[Tacticslion]

Woah.

I managed to catch up.

I didn't know if I could manage...

[TOZ]

I don't even bother.

[lisamarlene]

Slackers.

[John Napier 698]

It's almost 10 PM here in Pittsburgh. Good night, everyone.

[captain yesterday]

I'm not a slacker, I just don't want to do anything.

[The Game Hamster]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Are two crows sitting together an attempted murder?

The answer is yes. Both as a joke and truly.

I love some animal group names.
Army of frogs
Troop of monkeys
Murder of crows.

[Kajehase]

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

What's that you say? Modders are distributing the means by which to remove those vexatious wait times from the war table in Inquisition? Huzzah!

But they're the only reason I turn off the game once in a while!

[Vidmaster7]

This was an easy catch up today.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

This was an easy catch up today.

I guess we'll just have to make a few hundred posts tonight to teach those slackers a lesson.

[gran rey de los mono]

lynora wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Kjeldorn wrote:

lynora wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

goes into seaside bar business, offers better ice cream

*makes Freehold a sign that reads "Free ice cream for nekkid women. 1 scoop per cup size*

weeps thank you...

waits for kileanna and lynora to visit shop

O.o. I....don't think I can actually eat six scoops of ice cream....

And that right there is why I don't go brakes if I can help it. And why when I do find a bra that fits I buy six of it. Finding bras in my size is not easy. They have to be special ordered :/

*Staggers in groggily, with a splitting headache and the distinct feeling that something crawled into his mouth and died last night*

*Reads thread*

...

*Moves Lyn up the Hugging list*

*Heads for the shower, while waving to everyone in the thread*

removes lynoras name from hugging list, puts her down on back massage list

Now here's a guy who understands what women want ^.^

And thanks for the tip on where to shop for bras. I have bookmarked the site. :)

*takes free ice cream sign back from Freehold, adds line that reads "Free back massages to ladies who demonstrate need.", orders Freehold 100 gallons of massage oil*

[Vidmaster7]

This thread is rapidly starting to sound like a certain succubus related thread. Must be the summer effect.

[gran rey de los mono]

Tacticslion wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Are they good? If so, I'd want to be followed by said pancakes all the daggum time...

No, they're really bad and there's something about their appearance that makes your skin crawl. All in all, they're really crappy creepy crepes.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

This thread is rapidly starting to sound like a certain succubus related thread. Must be the summer effect.

Are suggesting that lynora may be a succubus and is trying to entice us into grappling her?

*eyes lynora suspiciously*

[Vidmaster7]

One could hope I suppose.

[gran rey de los mono]

The Game Hamster wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Are two crows sitting together an attempted murder?

The answer is yes. Both as a joke and truly.

I love some animal group names.
Army of frogs
Troop of monkeys
Murder of crows.

Some other interesting group names (at least, according to that bastion of knowledge and truthfulness, Wikipedia):

Shrewdness of apes.
Pace of asses (or passe of asses).
Cete of badgers.
Sleuth of bears (also lists sloth of bears).
Drift of bees.
Sounder of wild boars.
Bellowing of bullfinches.
Kaleidoscope of butterflies.
Mews of capons.
Clowder of cats (also, pounce of cats).
Destruction of feral cats.
Covert of coots.
Bask of crocodiles.
Parcel of deer.
Flight of doves.
Raft or paddling of ducks, but only if on the water.
Convocation of eagles.
Cast of falcons.
Busyness of ferrets.
Flamboyance of flamingoes.
Skulk of foxes.
Tower of giraffes.
Husk of hares.
Lease of hawks.
Array of hedgehogs.
Bloat of hippopotamus.
Cackle of hyenas.
Smack of jellyfish.
Leap of leopards.
Plague of locusts.
Labor of moles.
Barrel of monkeys.
Scourge of mosquitoes.
Barren of mules.
Pandemonium of parrots.
Convent of penguins.
Gaze of raccoons.
Unkindness of ravens.
Crash of rhinoceroses.
Building of rooks.
Scurry of squirrels.
Lamentation of swans.
Ambush of tigers.
Wake of vultures.
Wisdom of wombats.
Dazzle of zebras.
Ice Cream Massage Parlor of Freeholds.

I made up one of those. I'll let you decide which.

[Vidmaster7]

Scurry of squirrels is perfect.

[gran rey de los mono]

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Get out of here! We don't serve noble gasses in this bar!" Argon doesn't react.