Tequila Sunrise |
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Well, when I was a teen, stealing someone's clothes while they were in the dressing room wasn't unheard of.
Why I'm not spending 20 to life in a supermax is a mystery to everyone.
I think you have to do something really bad to get supermax. Like rape, murder, playing a gender-reversed Drizzt-Riddick-Wolverine hybrid lesbianstripperninja, that sort of thing.
Crusinos |
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Crusinos wrote:I think you have to do something really bad to get supermax. Like rape, murder, playing a gender-reversed Drizzt-Riddick-Wolverine hybrid lesbianstripperninja, that sort of thing.Well, when I was a teen, stealing someone's clothes while they were in the dressing room wasn't unheard of.
Why I'm not spending 20 to life in a supermax is a mystery to everyone.
I plead the Fifth.
The Doomkitten |
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If you have any money and hate having all that money, I would suggest looking at this game, Chronicles of Elyria. If we hit 1.75m by the end of the year, we get to build underground superfortresses! Woo!
Sissyl |
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Crusinos wrote:I think you have to do something really bad to get supermax. Like rape, murder, playing a gender-reversed Drizzt-Riddick-Wolverine hybrid lesbianstripperninja, that sort of thing.Well, when I was a teen, stealing someone's clothes while they were in the dressing room wasn't unheard of.
Why I'm not spending 20 to life in a supermax is a mystery to everyone.
I KNEW I shouldn't have played asian Psylocke...
NobodysHome |
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One of our corporate campuses is right near Levis Stadium in Santa Clara and the company sells parking spaces for 49ers games, though they make it clear that if you have "company business" you can still park there for free.
Makes me want to work one Sunday just so I can leave right at around 12:55 pm and sell my parking space to some poor guy getting there at the last minute...
Wei Ji the Learner |
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The best part is, everyone is getting super pissed about it, as if it was some huge walk. If you cut across grass it might even be closer.
But you know, no one walks on grass anymore.
Depends on the grass.
If it's dry brown and almost concrete grass, then yes.
If it's more moist than your average Southern bayou? Then no.
EDIT: Separate note: Clear fluids and food pre-procedure make Wei Ji something something...
Crusinos |
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The best part is, everyone is getting super pissed about it, as if it was some huge walk. If you cut across grass it might even be closer.
But you know, no one walks on grass anymore.
You kidding? You know how much you can get shouted at for walking on grass these days?
You'd think I killed their dog or something.
NobodysHome |
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I'm pretty sure the Santa at work thinks I'm Jesus.
What? Has he been challenging you to a South Park-style rumble?
EDIT: And no, just because you deleted your post doesn't mean I'm going to take down the link! :-P
captain yesterday |
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Hmm, not sure how I deleted that.
No, he's pretty religious for a Santa, and he keeps making bible comments and finishing "but you know how that is" or something and then winks. And I'm also the only person he doesn't try to get him coffee or lunch. And he always waves at me when I walk by.
He could just think I'm gay.
Or some sort of miraculous gay Jesus.
Alas, it's that time of year. :-)
Crusinos |
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Crusinos wrote:Me, "On the internet, the men are boys, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents."
Friend, "You claim to be an AI. Does that mean you're the only woman?"
I know it's supposed to be funny, but ye olde no girls on the internet 'joke' is anything but. :/
The funny part was supposed to be my friend calling me on the joke >.>
Rosita the Riveter |
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I got an Amazon credit card today, after much deliberation. Issued by Chase, who I already bank with. Logged into my bank account to see my balance, and my bank account and credit card balances were automatically shown simultaneously. Talk about both ridiculously convenient and conductive to fiscal responsibility.
NobodysHome |
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I got an Amazon credit card today, after much deliberation. Issued by Chase, who I already bank with. Logged into my bank account to see my balance, and my bank account and credit card balances were automatically shown simultaneously. Talk about both ridiculously convenient and conductive to fiscal responsibility.
Yeah, I am incredibly persnickety about how credit card companies treat me, and my credit rating is high enough that I get to be choosy.
Much to my amazement, the only two credit card companies who have managed to consistently perform above and beyond my finicky nature have been Chase, and much to my utter amazement, Bank of America.
Apparently Bank of America is a terrible bank, but a great credit card company. Go figure.
Wei Ji the Learner |
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Pea Bear was kind enough to crochet a toupee for Tiny T-Rex's Nickelodeon TMNT Shredder action figure.
His new name is Disco Shredder, and he loves Donna Summer, maybe even, if possible, to a fault.
*suddenly has this image of Shredder 'Stayin' Alive'*
Okay, think I'm ready for the day.
thegreenteagamer |
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Well, my live group is down to four players (including the GM - so really, just 3 players), as we just lost yet another person who's leaving the country. We seem to be hemorrhaging players at this point...and we haven't even yet hit the "OMGREALLIFEGETSINTHEWAYSOMUCHSEAONALSTUFFISOIMPORANT" gauntlet that has destroyed literally every group I've ever been a part of, except for one, in the past...fifteen years?
That's my seasonal affective disorder.
Tacticslion |
Man. Days like this make me wonder if there will be carline-equivalents (or worse) once we finally hit the space life...
"Thank you for dropping your student off at school. Please immediately get in line in order to pick him up in eight hours..."
Drejk |
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Rifts newest expansion crashed. Then it decided it has not enough disc space. I decided that I don't want to bother with it for now, so I uninstalled it completely. For the last few months I logged daily (mostly) just to get a free item and log-in bonus anyway.
Giving Devilian a try, though I don't expect it to be a long commitment.