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Hell is, the old lady price shopping swimming pools over the phone.
It's early yet. She hasn't asked yet whether someone can assemble it* in the store for her before taking it home.
* And then she'll hem and haw and argue before giving up when she finds out someone actually expects to be minimally paid for their time and labor. Because it's somehow a shocking surprise that assemblers aren't physically sustained on the meager crusts and scraps of customers' ethereal gratitude alone.
Edit: Come look ye all on my nekkid bitterness and despair.
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What's a fun German noble title for women. My wife needs a better nickname...
BAM, sir.
Also.
(It seems that "general" may actually be German for "general" - who knew?*)
*
Anyway, "Frau" is pretty decent and easy, if (at least, relatively) low on the totem pole - it's the equivalent of a Baroness. That said, I just like the word "Ritter" (Knight/Dame equivalent), but if you want to go higher, "Fursten" (well, "Fürstin" - or "Prinzessin" if you prefer) is the princess equivalent.
Edit: Come look ye all on my nekkid bitterness and despair.
*shades*
Nah, I'm good.
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Yes, she asked if we had free assembly with the pool.
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What's a fun German noble title for women. My wife needs a better nickname...
Herr General?
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Also, a ten foot wide inflatable swimming pool on a wooden deck sounds safe...
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I can't believe it's not butter.
... lite?
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You're not my butter supervisor!!!!
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Mustn't make Buttery Pat alias...
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Ranch, ranch, ranch, ranch, ranch, ranch, ran-
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tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut the Hell up!!!
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The west coasters will get that one. Hopefully.
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Mustn't make Buttery Pat alias...
Spooooooooooooooooooonnnn~!
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Mustn't make Buttery Pat alias...
Must.
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Mustn't make Buttery Pat alias...Spooooooooooooooooooonnnn~!
Taste my justice sandwich!
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O.o
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I'm not really sure what to think about that...
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Taste my justice sandwich!Mustn't make Buttery Pat alias...Spooooooooooooooooooonnnn~!
Not in the face! Not in the FACE~!
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I think it's a quote from 'The Tick'.
But I'm not sure,.... ? O_o
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I think it's a quote from 'The Tick'.
But I'm not sure,.... ? O_o
I got a straw, here: want a demonstration, BUDDY?!
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I got a straw, here: want a demonstration, BUDDY?!I think it's a quote from 'The Tick'.
But I'm not sure,.... ? O_o
And so he says to me, he says, “You want to be a baaaaad guy?!” and I say, “Yeah, baby! I want to be bad!”
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And so he says to me, he says, “You want to be a baaaaad guy?!” and I say, “Yeah, baby! I want to be bad!”I got a straw, here: want a demonstration, BUDDY?!I think it's a quote from 'The Tick'.
But I'm not sure,.... ? O_o
Fire me, Boy!
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In hindsight, if I had seen Gravity Falls BEFORE coming up with Tammy. She wouldn't have been essentially an evil version of Mabel.
Which wouldn't be nearly as awesome.
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Bah! Now you guys have forced me to go find a way to re-watch all of The Tick... >:I
EDIT: Dang it, I had stuff to do, today...
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Animated or live-action?
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Yes.
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Bah! Now you guys have forced me to go find a way to re-watch all of The Tick... >:I
Pretty sure there's a fair amount of it on YouTube.
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Awesome!
EDIT: Blarg, the lagginess! >:(
(But still, thanks!)
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I didn't really watch much there. Been preparing the house for our afternoon invasion.
It's just recently sped up, it seems. Don't know why it was so laggy for so long, though.
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In hindsight, if I had seen Gravity Falls BEFORE coming up with Tammy. She wouldn't have been essentially an evil version of Mabel.
Which wouldn't be nearly as awesome.
evil Mabel is awesome.
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Mustn't make Buttery Pat alias...
look what you've done. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
it doesn't help that I am named after the human carpet.
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Bookstore with the boys! Woo!
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Live action tick
You're a monster.
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Pea Bear had a tick that burrowed it's head so far into her armpit, it had to be surgically removed.
The worst part is, I was driving cross country home with my dad. So I'd get occasional texts "Pea Bear has a tick"... "it's not coming out"... "nothing works!"..."we're going to the emergency room"...
It was the most stressful drive of my life.
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And yes, living in tick country we're well versed in them, and how to extract them (btw, if anyone tells you to use a credit card, they're an a%!&&~&, never seen that method work. Not once).
Ticks are a$+#*%@s that need to be purged from the earth.
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Live action tickYou're a monster.
What? It's not like I capitalized "tick". The link is exactly what was promised.
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An hour until the teenage girl invasion commences.
I think I'll work on rebooting Tammy's twin brother Tibbedo "Tibs" Dragontoe.
He was originally a Bard (Archeologist) but that was back when all I had was CRB, APG, and UC. So many options now...
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What? It's not like I capitalized "tick". The link is exactly what was promised.Live action tickYou're a monster.
I honestly expected it. :-)
I honestly expected it. :-)What? It's not like I capitalized "tick". The link is exactly what was promised.Live action tickYou're a monster.
As did I. However, I stand by my previous statement.
Gotta say, though, that person letting the tick do that? Nerves of daggum steel (figuratively, of course*). Though "plucking" them in that manner is... exactly how I've been taught to never do it (but see below).
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And yes, living in tick country we're well versed in them, and how to extract them (btw, if anyone tells you to use a credit card, they're an a&$*#!!, never seen that method work. Not once).
Ticks are a+*+!~%s that need to be purged from the earth.
Having lived in North Carolina (and maybe Georgia - I don't recall if that place had that many or not), I entirely agree.
I'm not sure the ecosystem couldn't survive without them - I have a strong suspicion it would just find a new, virus-and-tick-free equilibrium.
Obviously, the methods I've been taught seem to be... poor ideas.
And yes, living in tick country we're well versed in them, and how to extract them (btw, if anyone tells you to use a credit card, they're an a%*&*&$, never seen that method work. Not once).
Ticks are a##&*~&s that need to be purged from the earth.
we used a light cigarette back in scouts. Crédit cards only work for bee stings to my knowledge.
What do people do nowadays?
F*@* the ticks, what class should I make Tibbedo! Please note, unlike Tammy he's Chaotic Good. Other then that, I'm open to anything.
An hour to go, fortress of solitude is well stocked. And ready for the heaviest bombardment of giggling and screaming. Or whatever it is twelve year old girls do.
And yes, living in tick country we're well versed in them, and how to extract them (btw, if anyone tells you to use a credit card, they're an a%*&*&$, never seen that method work. Not once).
Ticks are a##&*~&s that need to be purged from the earth.
we used a light cigarette back in scouts. Crédit cards only work for bee stings to my knowledge.
What do people do nowadays?
Tweezers.
And it is terrifying to watch.
F@&+ the ticks, what class should I make Tibbedo! Please note, unlike Tammy he's Chaotic Good. Other then that, I'm open to anything.
An hour to go, fortress of solitude is well stocked. And ready for the heaviest bombardment of giggling and screaming. Or whatever it is twelve year old girls do.
Vigilante or Bard.
(I don't know what Tibbedo is like, but I like those two classes.)
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Ticks were an issue during my four years in North Carolina, so much so that we would wear dog collars on our boots. And then there were chiggers egads these little bastards were a nightmare