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Ah, family vacations! What could be less relaxing?
I had the whole thing planned out: The plane tickets, the car rental, spending the night at my brother's, etc.
Then my mother said, "Well, I'm not driving any more, so why don't you use my car?"
Car rental canceled.
So this morning there's suddenly a HUGE panic, because the other two groups can't possibly put 5 people in their gargantuan full-sized SUVs, so they want to put five people plus some excess luggage into my mother's Subaru Impreza. Because it has so much space?
Anyway, HUGE drama this morning because they're demanding that my younger brother drive his 1994 BMW convertible up into the snow, because their SUVs can't possibly, ever, for any reason, carry more than 4 people.
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate SUV owners? Even family members?
EDIT: In protest I am putting all five us in the car naked. To save space.
It isn't a pretty sight.
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It's easy for you to laugh at them for not being able to fit five people into SUV when you lost weight and your oldest son is still small for his age...
I spit on SUVs, especially expensive ones, right in the middle of the hood.
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I spit on SUVs, especially expensive ones, right in the middle of the hood.
You're likely to get run over doing that. They do have good ground clearance.
(Honestly the only possible reason to own one... in my opinion, of course)
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Can today just be fast forwarded like, eight hours? That's all I ask.
While walking by them in parking lots, preferably when I have a nice and phlegmy one.
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Can today just be fast forwarded like, eight hours? That's all I ask.
I can get behind that.
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Thirded.
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But I need that 8 hours to get the cleaning done... so, just gotta get it up to 85 then.
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No. Today must go by slowly.
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I just got an early release from work in about ten minutes, and I'm still standing by my fast forward platform. All I'm gonna do today is murder Sans anyways.
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heh. yeah, good luck with that.
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But why Freehold.
Is it your day off?
Did you win the lottery?
Is Keira Knightley giving you a massage?
Do you have Joss Whedon and/or Alton Brown tied up in your basement?
Do they have basements in New York or have they all been taken over by Late Night Television for rat breeding habitats so they can film and comment about the rats in New York?
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heh. yeah, good luck with that.
I get through the opening without getting hit, don't bother having to heal until that part where you try to spare me (like a moron) and tbh only have problems with a specific couple of warp patterns and the circle--and just before bed last night I saw the right dodging path for that circle of death right at the end, so.
Yeah.
I think it's your turn to gettttt dunked on.
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where you try to spare me (like a moron)
call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
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where you try to spare me (like a moron)call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
IN BARBARIAN DEFENSE, BARBARIAN FAIRLY CERTAIN NYEH HEH HEH MAN AM CASTY, AND DEFINITELY TALK FOR WELL OVER 50 SECONDS.
BARBARIAN HAVE RULES FOR REASON, NOT LET JUST ANY DAPPER SKELETON TALK JUST BECAUSE AM DAPPER.
NOW STOP DODGING AND BE SMASH. BARBARIAN AM LIKE, FEELING SO MUCH LOVE RIGHT NOW.
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Why do people that don't drink coffee think that people that do drink coffee want unrealistically huge coffee cups as gifts.
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In my experience it's because my dad collects them, size isn't an issue but he doesn't tend to have as many of the bigger ones so it's more likely to get one he doesn't already have.
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But why Freehold.
Is it your day off?
Did you win the lottery?
Is Keira Knightley giving you a massage?
Do you have Joss Whedon and/or Alton Brown tied up in your basement?
Do they have basements in New York or have they all been taken over by Late Night Television for rat breeding habitats so they can film and comment about the rats in New York?
Because I have a lot of things to do. The older I get, the more I appreciate how much time goes into getting things done, at least at the first job.
No, I am at work, as I said.
No. At least I didn't win the jackpot. I need to check to see if I won 4 or 7 dollars like so many others did.
Certainly not. I do not want a massage from her.
I don't have a basement. I would keep them tied up in my storage space.
Uh...no. We have basements here. Rats tend to breed in the subways beneath New York where they wont be bothered and in parks- they are animals after all, and enjoy natural spaces.
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Why do people that don't drink coffee think that people that do drink coffee want unrealistically huge coffee cups as gifts.
Where are these people? I'm always short of mugs.... Also define unrealistically huge? Like it's really a soup bowl? Cause....those are actually pretty awesome. Or like a thermos disguised as a travel cup? Cause yeah those are not awesome. Those are annoying. :)
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I spit on SUVs, especially expensive ones, right in the middle of the hood.
*shrug*
Like it's any worse than what the birds do to all cars? :P
I'm not sure if my car counts as an SUV or not. It's more of a station wagon trying to pretend to be one of the cool kids, but it has four wheel drive and lots of cargo space so that's all I need. :)
My husband's car is just a fancier more expensive version of the station wagon in disguise. (They call them crossovers I think) Because we live in a city and parking garages in a true SUV are their own punishment. :P
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where you try to spare me (like a moron)call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
W-WHAT? SANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I...HAD ANOTHER BROTHER?
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So to add to this week's fun there appears to be something wrong with our modem. So that's tomorrow down the drain while trying to deal with the evil Comcast. And hopefully it will be fixed then. Two days of no wifi already sucks. >.<
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W-WHAT? SANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I...HAD ANOTHER BROTHER?where you try to spare me (like a moron)call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
WHAT?! SANS, IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE?
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BARBARIAN SMASH ONE, TWO MORE AM APPEARING??
BARBARIAN PRETTY SURE THAT MEANS NYEH HEH HEH GUY AM CASTY.
THIS JUSTIFY ALL BARBARIAN ACTIONS TO DATE.
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WHAT?! SANS, IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE?W-WHAT? SANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I...HAD ANOTHER BROTHER?where you try to spare me (like a moron)call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
welp, the timelines are broke again.
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WHAT'S A TIMELINE?
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ESPN now has an entire section of their website devoted to esports (video games).
Good stuff!
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WHAT?! SANS, IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE?W-WHAT? SANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I...HAD ANOTHER BROTHER?where you try to spare me (like a moron)call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
HERE, NOW! YOU BOYS BETTER STOP YER DABGUMMED SQUABBLIN' AND GET YER PAPPY HIS MED'CINE OR I'SEAGONNA HAVETA CHANGE MAH NAME TO SPANKHENATON AGAIN!
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WHAT?! SANS, IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE?W-WHAT? SANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I...HAD ANOTHER BROTHER?where you try to spare me (like a moron)call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
WHAT A HANDSOME INTERLOPER!
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welp, the timelines are broke again.WHAT?! SANS, IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE?W-WHAT? SANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I...HAD ANOTHER BROTHER?where you try to spare me (like a moron)call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
HOLD ON, BARBARIAN KNOW HOW TO FIX PROBLEM. SUNDER EXTRA UNIVERSES.
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WHAT A HANDSOME INTERLOPER!WHAT?! SANS, IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE?W-WHAT? SANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I...HAD ANOTHER BROTHER?where you try to spare me (like a moron)call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
I HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE QUITE DASHING YOURSELF! ESPECIALLY THE BICEPS! THOUGH THEY COULD USE MORE SUNGLASSES....
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HOLD ON, BARBARIAN KNOW HOW TO FIX PROBLEM. SUNDER EXTRA UNIVERSES.welp, the timelines are broke again.WHAT?! SANS, IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE?W-WHAT? SANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I...HAD ANOTHER BROTHER?where you try to spare me (like a moron)call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
OOOH, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS? DON'T FORGET, GIVING THEM SPAGHETTI AND FORCING THEM TO SOLVE PUZZLES ARE IMPORTANT STEPS TOO! YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO THOSE BEFORE FIGHTING....
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Okay, an hour of wifi and coffee....I think that's enough to get me through for now. ;)
Gonna need that extra sanity to deal with my family. Somewhere along the way they elected me tech support and it gets ugly when I can't fix it. :P
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I HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE QUITE DASHING YOURSELF! ESPECIALLY THE BICEPS! THOUGH THEY COULD USE MORE SUNGLASSES....WHAT A HANDSOME INTERLOPER!WHAT?! SANS, IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE?W-WHAT? SANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I...HAD ANOTHER BROTHER?where you try to spare me (like a moron)call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.
cause some of us have those.
you dirty brother killer.
I TRIED. THEY FELL OFF.
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You're not my supervisor!!!!
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HOLD ON, BARBARIAN KNOW HOW TO FIX PROBLEM. SUNDER EXTRA UNIVERSES.AM REMEMBER LAST TIME SUNDER UNIVERSES, AM PALADIN STILL SMITING ET-IC-ALL DIE-LEMMA.
GOOD. KNOW NOW THAT PALADIN NOT BE BORED WITHOUT UNIVERSE.
AM GREAT TO GIVE EVERYONE SOMETHING TO DO. EXCEPT SPARE NYEH HEH HEH GUY, BUT NOT ABLE HAVE EVERYTHING.
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OOOH, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS? DON'T FORGET, GIVING THEM SPAGHETTI AND FORCING THEM TO SOLVE PUZZLES ARE IMPORTANT STEPS TOO! YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO THOSE BEFORE FIGHTING....
...BARBARIAN THINK NYEH HEH HEH GUY NOT GETTING FUNDAMENTAL BASICS OF BARBARIAN EXISTENCE. THIS AM WHY BARBARIAN SMASHING SQUISHY SKELECASTY FIRST TIME.
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Why do people that don't drink coffee think that people that do drink coffee want unrealistically huge coffee cups as gifts.
People have commented on my preference for small coffee cups with frequent refills. It's because I don't drink the coffee fast enough, so if it's a big mug half of it gets cold.
I save the giant mugs for hot cocoa and tea.
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Diablo 3 finished. Sort of. The free part that is. I have filled all the four slots with characters who reached the Skeleton King and put him back into his grave while reaching the maximum level (13th). I feel a diabolic temptation to buy the whole game. Well, if I find a sale at one of the local shops... 20 euro for a rather repetitive game would be too much at the moment. Especially with the PayPal fees for paying in Euros :/
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Rosita needs eggs, cooking spray, and cheese. Rosita goes to Trader Joe's. Rosita ends up with eggs, cheezse, fried mozzarella sticks, tortilla chips, and beer. No cookig spray. This is why Rosita is always going to the grocery store.
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Rosita needs eggs, cooking spray, and cheese. Rosita goes to Trader Joe's. Rosita ends up with eggs, cheezse, fried mozzarella sticks, tortilla chips, and beer. No cookig spray. This is why Rosita is always going to the grocery store.
Use butter. It's better than cooking spray anyways :)
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Depending on what we're cooking we use butter, olive oil, or smart balance oil (with omega something or other).
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I do have sticks of butter that are unused, but can I grease a cold baking sheet with them?
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So to add to this week's fun there appears to be something wrong with our modem. So that's tomorrow down the drain while trying to deal with the evil Comcast. And hopefully it will be fixed then. Two days of no wifi already sucks. >.<
I gave up dealing with Comcast. When I got my new place I ran the line and set up my own equipment after hanging up on Comcast's Indian tech call lines after the third person who couldn't understand English. I had internet in a few hours rather than the month plus Comcast would have taken.
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Well, there's a motorcyclist who needs to learn the difference between safe lane splitting and being a moron. Genius gets in between a bus and the curb with maybe a few inches of clearance between the bike and the bus, in a right turn lane. Dude is so lucky the bus driver waited for him to turn before moving.
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The Escapist: "Is It Possible? 'A Phantom Edit' Makes Star Wars Prequels Surprisingly Good"
So far, the best fan edit I've seen is Star Wars: The Blackened Mantle. Unfortunately, it's been recently taken down from YouTube, and is currently f$~%ing impossible to find online.
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I do have sticks of butter that are unused, but can I grease a cold baking sheet with them?
Absolutely, I do all the time for cookies.