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Scarab Sages

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Can nothing stop this inevitable doom?

Scarab Sages

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nekkid doom!

Scarab Sages

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Perhaps I shall put my clothes back on, before I destroy the universe.

Scarab Sages

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"C" is for "Cookie"! That's good enough for me!

Scarab Sages

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Except that "C" is also for "Coffee", which I need more of....

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

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Aberzombie wrote:
"C" is for "Cookie"! That's good enough for me!

I prefer C for Cookie, personally.

Scarab Sages

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Mmmmmm....coffee.

Scarab Sages

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Been reading through that new Artifacts and Legends book. Some pretty good stuff. Some of it, however, has me scratching my head a bit.

Scarab Sages

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Scintillae wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
"C" is for "Cookie"! That's good enough for me!
I prefer C for Cookie, personally.

Do not mock the Cookie Monster, young one. For his Chocolate Chippy Wrath is terrible to behold.

Scarab Sages

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I suddenly find myself desiring to be anywhere but work.


It is beneath my interest for the time being.

And my style of speech makes me want to create a Doctor Doom alias.

Scarab Sages

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And I've only been here about an hour.

Scarab Sages

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It's days like today that make me really want to move down to Houston.

Scarab Sages

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waits patiently for Wolfthulhu and Tordek to inform his brother about his previous post

Scarab Sages

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Hmmm....if we get enough FAWTLYies living in Houston, would it generate enough gravitational force to initiate Paizo Con South?

Scarab Sages

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The mind boggles.

Scarab Sages

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Less than 700.


My Kingmaker group just got a new player a few days ago.

Scarab Sages

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I have found a K-cup that I prefer.

Scarab Sages

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Green Mountain Coffee - Breakfast Blend.

Scarab Sages

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And we picked up some Hot Cocoa and Hot Apple Cider K-cups as well.

Scarab Sages

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Anyway, folks, duty calls. Gotta go try and locate a drawing for someone. Later.

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

I had leftover Hungry Howie's breadsticks in the fridge when I left work on Friday.

No, I did not finish them off and forget. I had the last of my leftover sandwich and a few of the breadsticks for lunch that day; a third of the breadstick order was still left.

I was going to have at least some of them for breakfast, then finish the rest at lunch.

They are not in the fridge today.

This is the third time this has happened. This time, my name was one the box.

I HATE workplace food thieves.

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Is it Friday yet?

Are you at work?

Yep.


Orthos wrote:

I had leftover Hungry Howie's breadsticks in the fridge when I left work on Friday.

No, I did not finish them off and forget. I had the last of my leftover sandwich and a few of the breadsticks for lunch that day; a third of the breadstick order was still left.

I was going to have at least some of them for breakfast, then finish the rest at lunch.

They are not in the fridge today.

This is the third time this has happened. This time, my name was one the box.

I HATE workplace food thieves.

Find the guy and take his lunch money.

It's like a reverse bully scenario at work!!

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

Since I didn't work this past Saturday, the only way to track down who it was would be to go around and ask and hope no one lies. The trash has already been emptied and with it any damning evidence.


Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Then again, this is more justice than revenge.

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

At my old job, management actually told people not to put lunches in the refrigerator or freezer because they would be stolen. It was that bad.

I always had a mind to buy a Lean Cuisine - maybe something with fish - leave it on my kitchen counter for a week or two and then pop it in the freezer at work. The person who becomes violently ill is the thief.

I never acted on that idea, which probably was for the best.

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

It doesn't happen often, and for that I'm grateful. Normally I can put food in the fridge without fear of sudden disappearance.

I have a healthy suspicion that it's the cleaning crew rather than any of my co-workers, anyway. Vanishings always happen after-hours or over weekends.


Thanks for the idea, unusually evil Celestial.

If I run into food thieves, I might just pull that off.


It is a rather impressively dastardly idea... well done, yeeesssss.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

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Praxis people, don't give me the BS that all your agents are busy and my call is important to you. It's not peak hours, and if my call was that bloody important, this issue would've been resolved three weeks back.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

Or could you at least get some hold music that isn't terrible? Small mercies.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

Celestial Healer wrote:

At my old job, management actually told people not to put lunches in the refrigerator or freezer because they would be stolen. It was that bad.

I always had a mind to buy a Lean Cuisine - maybe something with fish - leave it on my kitchen counter for a week or two and then pop it in the freezer at work. The person who becomes violently ill is the thief.

I never acted on that idea, which probably was for the best.

Bypass that part and draw a biohazard symbol on it. Less effort, less litigation risk.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

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Or plant a tracking device in it. If they break a tooth, you know who the thief is. If they don't, you know where they are and can plot dastardly revenge.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

Pack a decoy lunch full of the usual allergen risks. That'll teach 'em.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

Put a chain letter in it.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

Or a classic: Snake in peanut can. And they say McDonald's will give you heart failure.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

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I look over this thread and boggle at the fact that they let me around children.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

Fifteen minutes on hold now.

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

Scintillae wrote:
I look over this thread and boggle at the fact that they let me around children.

I'm sure they would too if they knew who you were =)


You're just good at masking your sociopathic sadistic tendencies. Uh, wait, you are teacher. Children expect you to be sociopathic sadist, anyway.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

Hey, anyone have access to the Praxis minions' break room? I have some delicious and nutritious bag lunches for them.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

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They must be refrigerated. Revenge is best served cold, after all.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

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Drejk wrote:
You're just good at masking your sociopathic sadistic tendencies. Uh, wait, you are teacher. Children expect you to be sociopathic sadist, anyway.

Nah, they just expect a boring jerk. I think I fit the bill when I keep my mouth shut, but their reactions tell me that dry humor negates the boring and makes up for the jerk.

"MS. SCINT, HE STABBED ME WITH A PENCIL."
"Don't stab, it's rude, and you won't get invited to parties."
"Wat"

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

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I do not understand middle schoolers. I am not a cool old lady! I am a socially inept geek! And I'm not that old!

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

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I honestly don't think I am the kind of teacher I would want to have. I was very much not the kind of student I want to have.

RPG Superstar 2012

Sorry to hear about your accident, Jess. I'm glad you're doing OK, though.

RPG Superstar 2012

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MACE was a lot of fun overall. Both games that I ran had full tables, and everyone seemed to enjoy the module. Yesterday's group convinced me to do an actual cackle, which was fun, but I'm sure it was disruptive to the other tables in the room.


Dammit. Nothing left to eat that could be prepared and eaten before I leave for session in 20 minutes. Well, I'll have to survive until I return to home and make myself a dinner after 7 or 8 hours. Maybe there will be a snack or two during the session.

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